[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Lee.

This is how I imagine Jesus..

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Lee.

This is how I imagine Jesus..

It's rather 'large' isn't it Lee

[Lee.]

Size doesn't matter kazanne!!

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Oh God though I think I remember that girl, she was really nice but she only posted for a little while, Damn it, what was her name???

MiuMiu. She was very Irish and very feisty

I'm pretty sure the mods will be along in a minute to ban Lee and delete such a heinous personal attack.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by InOne

MiuMiu. She was very Irish and very feisty

Oh... No I don't actually recognise that name! I do remember some girl who was a bit infatuated with you though..

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

I'm pretty sure the mods will be along in a minute to ban Lee and delete such a heinous personal attack.

Admit it, you're laughing

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Oh... No I don't actually recognise that name! I do remember some girl who was a bit infatuated with you though..

Which one? A girl infatuated with me sounds quite good at the moment LOL

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by InOne

Which one? A girl infatuated with me sounds quite good at the moment LOL

I have noooo idea.. Could it maybe have been hotleggs or something?

Helen Keller?

Originally Posted by Lee.

I have noooo idea.. Could it maybe have been hotleggs or something?

Hotleggs is the massive hilarious racist.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Lee.

I have noooo idea.. Could it maybe have been hotleggs or something?

No, you might be on about Lucy

[Lee.]

I don't remember a Lucy

Hotleggs is a racist?? I must be thinking of someone else then

[InOne]

Well if it wasn't Lucy I don't know then LOL

[Lee.]

Was Lucy her username??

[Lee.]

And back on topic... I know I've seen photos of you Joe, but I always see Donal McIntyres face when I try to picture you :laugh;

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by InOne

MiuMiu. She was very Irish and very feisty

Ahhhhh Yes!! That's it, she was lovely, shame she didn't stick around

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Lee.

And back on topic... I know I've seen photos of you Joe, but I always see Donal McIntyres face when I try to picture you :laugh;

Eh he's a bit of a legend so happy with that LOL

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by InOne

No, you might be on about Lucy

I thought Lucy but I think that was more offsite on MSN and stuff

[InOne]

Well there's not that many women who have been infatuated with me LOL

She's definitely the one

[Z]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

The library was Claudia's favourite place. She loved everything about it; the calm seclusion, the musky smell of the bookshelves and even the trails of the dust that littered across some of the shelves. As she was reading a Trudi Canavan book, she pushed back the left side of her long straight hair behind her ears as it was getting in the way of her glistening grey eyes which were absorbing every word in front of her. She was in her own world. A few bookshelves behind her in the Politics and History section was a fairly young man holding a book about Napoleon. He was well put together with a natural smile and although it could be said that he had an innocence about his general demeanour, he only really attended the library for the bomb pussy. He was looking at Claudia's slim figure and thought to himself in his West Country accent "Cor, I would." He was about to put the book away to make his move, but he paused. She looked rather tall and all of his previous partners had been around his height. He also remembered that his shorter girlfriends such as Josy gave sub-par handjobs. It was time to make a change. He pushed the book firmly in its designated spot and strolled over and sat in-front of her. Claudia, who was consumed in a trance by the surreal fantasy before her, did not bat an eyelid. The man set his head straight, breathed in and leant forward.

"What are you reading?" said Matt

I have no idea where this came from but it's possibly my favourite post of the week

[Lee.]

Lol.. Do you think he posted it in the wrong thread??

[MTVN]

that is remarkably bizarre, is this guy with the west country accent supposed to be or the other Matt

[Lee.]

What other Matt?

[LemonJam]

I was lonely, bored and a little bit high. I was trying to describe Claudia and MTVN as if it were some kind of seedy romance novel. Clearly I failed.