[Conzors]

I am very clumsy, fall over atleast once a day - i'm always banging myself. I've cut my bum cheek open twice, my penis once, my head three times and have been in hospital every year of my life up until the age of about 13. I get paranoid easily, but once i know you well that eases off a bit.

I'm not serious unless i need to be - thats the way i believe life should be!