[sampvt]

Originally Posted by anne666

NO?? What?? Is a lesbian a man then? LOL. He is GAY he likes men. OK. You cracked me up with that comment. LOL

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.

[anne666]

Originally Posted by sampvt

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.

Yes you do crack me up, oh thank you.

[Nedusa]

Originally Posted by sampvt

It gets better. I think I have it.....Dan thinks he is gay but he is all hyped up with raging hormones and the only gay guy in there is fat and has a weird hairdo so he is thinking of reverting back to being straight till the show ends.

Hazel is in the same position as she has decided she is a lesbian and the only other lesbian in the house is a sumo wrestler that talks to bugs so she is aiming for Dan. They both think they are something else due to the fact that BB is starving them all and the paranoia is freaking everyone out.

Before the show ends, Sam will get his hearing back, Jackie will get a hair cut and realise she is not Charlies mum because she was found on the doorstop, Charlie wont feel too bad about her gran, who isn't her gran, dying on her, Dexter will fall for Sophie who is only in there so she can loose weight and Callum will fall in love with Daley because he will have a breakdown and fall into callums arms. Did I miss anyone out, oh yes the twins, well they decide to eat eachother and Wolfie will be carted off to the funny farm only to appear next year as Rylans replacement.

If you think my analogy is weird, that's nothing compared to the conspiracy theories going round this house. It should be renamed the funny farm as its not making any sense this year.

Excellent... lol !!!!