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Mr Rocket League
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Rotherham, South Yorkshire
Posts: 5,151
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Mr Rocket League
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Rotherham, South Yorkshire
Posts: 5,151
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
A midget walks into a bar, without looking he stands on a piece of sh*t lying on the floor, slides a few yards and falls on his arse. He gets up, shakes himself down and goes to the bar to order a drink.
10 minutes later a giant walks into the bar. The same thing happens, he trods right in the sh*t, slides and falls right on his arse. The midget yells out "hey I just did that!" And the giant killed him.
Last edited by Kyle; 27-09-2013 at 02:29 AM.
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27-09-2013, 02:26 AM
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