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Originally Posted by Simple Minds
David Moyes looking to find tips on how to manage a title winning team.
Step 1) intimidate refs
Step 2) anybody gets out of line or looks like they are going to be more famous than you, launch a puma king: size 9 at them.
Step 3) Wind up Arsene Wenger
Step 4) unleash a complete nutcase in central midfield then when he turns on you ship him off.
Step 5) point to your watch at the end of the game when your winning or point to the fourth official if your losing.
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...and of course, chew wads and wads of chewing gum while looking like a demented cow on an acid trip.
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