[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Women want to be with him, men want to be him

i doubt both

he is a smug midget and most people would run a mile from his vile lifestyle



I have just walked down to the river on a lovely sunny warm evening, malt in hand, devil dog by myside, i took a piss in the river, noone around for miles

he can ******* right off

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i doubt both

he is a smug midget and most people would run a mile from his vile lifestyle



I have just walked down to the river on a lovely sunny warm evening, malt in hand, devil dog by myside, i took a piss in the river, noone around for miles

he can ******* right off

LOL I was picturing that... sunny warm evening, malt in hand, faithful dog.... and then you had to go and spoil it. Right now I want to gouge out my mind's eye.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Livia

LOL I was picturing that... sunny warm evening, malt in hand, faithful dog.... and then you had to go and spoil it. Right now I want to gouge out my mind's eye.

lol

i even bombed a dandelion

i am a dead shot with urine

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

lol

i even bombed a dandelion

i am a dead shot with urine

I hate myself for laughing at you. Was it a yellow dandelion? Or did you blast the little white floaty fairies off it? I need to know.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Livia

I hate myself for laughing at you. Was it a yellow dandelion? Or did you blast the little white floaty fairies off it? I need to know.

yellow in April (typical city girl!)

what is slightly sadder is i was taking cloud pictures to upload to the met office site too.

#anorak

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

yellow in April (typical city girl!)

what is slightly sadder is i was taking cloud pictures to upload to the met office site too.

#anorak

Oi! I mowed a third of a bloody acre this morning and there were a few dandelions there with their white bits on... Admittedly there were several hundred squillion yellow ones.

You're very talented, operating your camera with just the one hand.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Livia

Oi! I mowed a third of a bloody acre this morning and there were a few dandelions there with their white bits on... Admittedly there were several hundred squillion yellow ones.

You're very talented, operating your camera with just the one hand.

no, i had the camera om tripod, i can only piss using both hands, its the sheer weight and the strain on my back you see