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Old 19-05-2014, 02:00 PM #1
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Unhappy I just clippered my nutsack :(

I was sprucing it up and slipped and it caught my area and now it is bleeding (not a lot) but it ****ing hurts
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ouch. How about if you put some ice on it?
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I did that with my penis

i told the nurse I would like something for the pain but could I keep the swelling
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I was sprucing it up and slipped and it caught my area and now it is bleeding (not a lot) but it ****ing hurts

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..well that's just nuts, you need to be a bit more careful with those clippers...
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It's stopped bleeding but this is gonna hurt for a few days I'm sensing
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Fill up a sink full of some nice cold water and rest.
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..dry roasted are better than a-salted nuts anyway, a-salt is very bad for you......
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Clipper my Nutsack... there's the next Eurovision winner right there... by Anal B and the Divas.
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Bahahahaha yes, has to be!
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..is it too late to change our quiz team name..?.....
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