[Marsh.]

Is this Madeline McCann on ITV4 football coverage on Wednesday?

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

May as well give her to the McCanns, maybe they will do a better job minding this one.

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[Samm]

Originally Posted by Shaun

lol what's a jennie

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[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?

Find it and post it, I have no idea where it is.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by InOne

Woudn't class pizza as a weird one.

I add it to Porridge

Originally Posted by Boothy

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you like to add Ketchup with that?

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[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

A quote from the quote thread but this makes me chuckle everytime I see this.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Salman!

it's far cleaner and penis with foreskin doesn't even look a proper penis

EXTREMELY painful procedure though. I remember biting my dad's hand really hard because the pain was that unbearable, lmfao it sounds like I was giving birth or something. you then wear stitches for about a month and it stings when you take them off for the first time in the bath oh god. can't believe it's done to babies, 1000000000% child abuse

just realised it's going to be 10 years since I had it done this summer :')

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Thank god you said hand.

It does look like a proper penis when you pull it back.

Gives the girls something to unwrap, like Christmas.

Originally Posted by Salman!

doesn't that hurt?
btw do u do this

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[Glenn.]

Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

[Benjamin]

Wasn't that Kate's internet?

[King Gizzard]

Spoiler:

[Benjamin]

Oh that reminds me (because the one you posted is from a deleted thread).

What was the opening post to that stick a cucumber up my fanny thread? I'm sure there was a classic in there somewhere.

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Wasn't that Kate's internet?

No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Spoiler:

This just made me laugh out loud

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Glenn

No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

it was harry, idk where though

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Spoiler:

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Spoiler:

[Niamh.]

lol

Originally Posted by arista

if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,



Feel The Force

Originally Posted by Ramsay

that does give me some hope thanks arista

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by arista
if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,


Feel The Force


Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramsay


that does give me some hope thanks arista

[Me. I Am Salman]

this made me laugh more than it should've

Originally Posted by arista

The burglar who returned to rape his victim 40 year old women

Originally Posted by Germyle

he's quite good looking

Originally Posted by Apple202

no he's not

Originally Posted by Germyle

yes he is

[Benjamin]

Getting shampoo/moisturiser/cum in your eye

Jessica‪, Salman!, Scott

Originally Posted by Saph

its probably in that order too

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

omg, I think that was me

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

****INGH HELL, I got exv=ctied when I found one by accident and knocked over my coffee! Some of it got on the laptop but it seems to be ok.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

ok this is messed up. so*me of the keys a*re doing weird stuff
dindn'/t get burnt. but typing is a* bit of a* chore. i wa*spla*nnig on getting a* new la*ptp a*nywa*y. so if this* doesn'/t workp-roperly in the morning, i will get a* new one.
i'/m gonn see if youtube is ea*sy to work
edit some of it works fine, typ-ing is a* pain
some keys a*re doing two things a*t once

What you are all missing out on by not being in the Americanos

[Jessica.]

[Josy]

Claudia I spilled tea on my keyboard once and it went a bit mental like that too, was frazzled inside and died the next day

[GypsyGoth]

i'/m gonna* cop-y music files a*nd other stuff worth sa*ving now, a*nd get a* new one 2mrw, so it'/s not too much ha*ssle, i wa*nted a* new one a*nywa*y.

[Josy]

LMAO

Yeah looks like that's the way to go