[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by smileymummy

Why can people not see this? lastnight when he told dee to shut up,he said it was audley! then blatantly lied to james saying hed said nothing! cant wait till he is out!

There were unique and very rare planetary convergences last night, and I think the spacetime continuum was disrupted for a while. This allowed chaos to briefly reign and pure love dust destined to be carried to Earth on Angel's wings to be sprinkled over her star children, was instead caught up in vortices then dispersed to the darkest reaches of the cosmos. This very briefly, rendered the children of the light, vulnerable to the impurities of the malignant beings they were sent here to save. Thus, brothers and sisters, like a missionary tending lepers, brother Gary was temporarily infected and told a porkie or two, but fear not, for the pure love in his heart for his brethren will carry this paragon through his ordeals until order is restored in the cosmos. Peace and love be with you - and remember; when suffering abuse from wicked creatures because you have been caught with your pants down, don't retaliate - turn the other cheek.

Gary is for: G entlemen Always Respect You.
James is for: Just A Mean Egotistical ****head
Dee is for: Devious Evil Elephant

May love and peace be with you.