The following is a personal invitation, sent out to only 20 of the brightest, most keen, extraordinarily intelligent people in the country;
Do you know what we mean when we tell you that you're worth something more?
That you're more than what people make of You?
That you're not the pathetic, weak person people see you as?
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that there are better people out there.
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that we can create something genius
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that as a group we can achieve something brilliant
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that together we can make people notice us
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that we can make ourselves powerful
We at
The 6th Supreme believe that we can take control of the world and make people give us the respect that we so rightly deserve.
We at
The 6th Supreme, want
You.
I was just like you, i was alone, i was in need, i felt like i deserved more than the world and what it was giving me.
I felt like i was the only person to understand what i was feeling, that no-one else in the world felt the way i did, the way i felt every day; Alone, unnoticed, unwanted, ignored, pitied and belittled.
I went through my life knowing that i was destined for more, destined to achieve and destined to be respected.. but that wasn't the way it went.
I was bullied for being different, i was abused for being different, i was looked down upon by others for wanting to be something different, for wanting to be my best and better than everyone else, i know that you recognise yourself while you read this, because i did too.
When i came across this.. Family, i was at my lowest, i was at my limit of not being recognised for the greatness that flows through my veins; blood of pure perfection, the envy of all those who fail.
I came to the conclusion that if i wasn't going to be acknowledged by the people around me, I'd have to change the people around me, surround myself with people who understood and knew what i needed.. so i joined them and they saved me.
My life has never been better, I am happier than i have ever been, I am more comfortable being myself and showing people just how great i am and i know it would be the same for you if you decided to join us.
There are currently 120 members in The Family, there has been 6 annual inductions every year for the past 20 year and we are looking for 6 new ones by the end of the year.. That's why we have sent out these invitations to a specially chosen 20 candidates, you being one of our little darlings.
You might be wondering why we have chosen to invite you to apply for induction, well let's just say that we have been watching you..
20 years ago an incredibly great man created
The 6th Supreme, he felt like he had an ulterior need that he was put onto this planet for.
He felt like he needed to help the world become better, so he decided to look for people to join him and help create the worlds first super community of hidden intelligence, a group of people that no-one would suspect of greatness.
He placed adverts in national papers, in a code that only the creatively intelligent could decipher, he did this to make sure that only the great and serious would apply.
He managed to recruit 5 people, 2 men and 3 women, who had been forced to hide their intelligence and their worth through bullying, abuse or repression, these 5 people lead to the birth of
The 6th Supreme.
Year after year they kept searching for more people to join them, in the hopes of building the superior intelligent community they had hoped for, the more they looked.. the more they found.
People from all walks of life, from all over the country, begging them to be a part of what they had so preciously built.
This year marks the 21st year the 6th Supreme has been recruiting and as was said, we have been watching you.
We have been keeping an eye on your every move, your every grade from year 3 and up, your achievements, even your minor failures.
We think you have the potential to help us become even greater, we need someone with your mind and your skill sets to help propel us even further into greatness.
Over the time that you have been observing you, we have noticed that you're unhappy with your life.. we can help you with that, we can give you the love and support that you so desperately crave.
We of the 6th Supreme are a family, we always will be, we don't ask of you to leave your family or your friends, you can stay where you are, but we would need you to be willing to congregate with the rest of the family twice a week, to take part in our traditional rituals and to bask in our overwhelming greatness.
All we ask is that you let us take you into our family and treat you as one of our own and one day, we will create something great for the world that will change everything.
We are working towards something spectacular and we know that You'd want to be a part fo that and we'd be more than happy to have you join us on our journey.
If you were to decide to join our family, you would have to go through initiations in order for us to see how dedicated you were to joining us.
This family is so exclusive, we only allow 6 new members annually and those new members will be decided by the previous inductees, the competition will be great however, as we have many aspiring inductees every year, you'd have to put your greatness to good use and show us why you deserve a place at our table, more than your rivals.
We may ask you to do something you might not want to do, but to be a part of our family sacrifices must be made, we must know that you are dedicated to our ways and our beliefs, we must know that you will do whatever it takes to be a part of our family, a part of the loving, understanding community that you have been longing for, for so long.
From all 20 of our hand picked candidates, only 6 will receive a place in our Family.
All candidates will have to follow the rules in order to progress to the next stage of initiations.
As the stages go on, all candidates will be followed and watched by one of our already inducted family members, they will not be the ones deciding your fate, but will act as eyes and ears for those who will.
You will never see these members, they will always be unrecognisable.
If you try and seek said members out, or try to see what they look like, you will automatically be terminated from the process, so it is advised that you keep your curiosity to yourself kitties...
It goes without saying that this process must remain a secret, if anyone finds out what you're doing, or you let anyone in on our little secret, then that will also result in your application being terminated and it being made sure that our secret is kept safe.
If you understand and accept those rules, then carry on reading.. if you don't accept these terms, rip up this leaflet and never mention it to anyone, just remember, The Family sent these invitations out to people personally..
As initiation processes go, this years task masters have gone relatively easy on you.. something about not leaving candidates with 'mental scarring', so consider yourselves lucky.
There are 6 challenges you will need to complete in order to stand a chance of induction into The Family, each getting harder as you proceed.. all have to be done publicly
. Your first - and easiest challenge - is to publicly humiliate yourself, in front of a large group of people, get creative as possible.. we need to see that you are willing to put yourself out there for the cause and are not afraid of looking silly if it means you getting further with your life.
. Secondly you will need to start a protest against, you can choose the cause, but it must be a big one.. show us how convincing and powerful you can be.
. Steal something worth over £500 without getting caught, then plant it on someone and frame them for it.. You want to feel powerful? take control over someone's future, get creative, impress the task masters.
. Tag the Family's logo onto the side of an important building without getting caught.
. You must hack into a powerful company's website, without leaving any traces or leads and cover their main page with The Family's logo.. each candidate will be given a different company to to target.
. The final task, the one which shows your true dedication to The Family, is to get a tattoo, in a clearly visible place that reads '
6S' said tattoo
must be in red ink.
Once you have completed all of these tasks, your fate will be decided.. if you happen to be one of the lucky 6 chosen, you will be sent a card with
The 6th Supreme's logo on it.
This will be your 'Family Card' this will give you access to our meeting home, do not lose it, if you lose it, your place in The Family will be terminated, you will be silenced and replaced by another, less clumsy candidate.
We look forward to hearing from you
Kamil Twains
Current Presiding leader of
The 6th Supreme
Damnant quod non intellegunt
They Pass Judgment On What They Do Not Comprehend
Every Thursday and Sunday as many Family members as posible join together to commemorate the community at this old church.
Go through the main doors and up the stairs to your right and keep going straight until you get to the end door.
Look through the spyhole, you should see someone standing there, knock 6 times and hold your 'Family card' over the hole and wait for the door to be opened.
Once through the door, said member will lead you down the corridor, where you must remain silent unless told otherwise, said member will lead you to the congregation room where other Family members will be meeting for the evening.
As stated above, every Thursday and Sunday as many members as possible will congregate at the designated meeting place in order to commemorate the 6th Supreme's icon and role model.
Charles Darwin, the discoverer of evolution, the person who vanquished the concept of constraits on living beings, the man who observed the changes animals made in order to gain control of their surroundings and manipulate themselves in order to gain what they needed to survive.
They will gather on both of these days to commemorate the man and to carry on his work, trying to develop something the world has never seen or heard of before, in the hope of creating something that will make sure they achieve the greatness and the accolade The Family think they deserve from the world.
Something so great and so life changing, the lessor people of the world will have no other option than to look up to them and see them as the superior beings that they know they are.
Everyone in attendace on both days will light candles around the shrine dedicated to Charles Darwin, that has been created and looked after since the beginning of The 6th Supreme.
'The Family' members will then get to work, using their skills and their expertise, putting their minds together to come up with something that will solidify them as the superior beings of the world.
They will not stop, or rest until they achieve this, they will be recognised for their outstanding greatness, even if it kills them.
For as long as it takes, they will keep recruiting, year after year, inducting Britain's most superior people into The Family.
As long as it takes.. They'll be striving for success and they
achieve it, by hell or high water.