[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

For kicks, I replaced every mention of "smog" or "fog" in the OP with the word "Muslims". The effect is brilliant. It reads like 70% of serious debates threads .

Toxic: Muslims will cover the UK
Experts have revealed the areas most likely to be affected by the toxic Muslims set to sweep the nation.

And medics have warned it could put thousands of ill and vulnerable Brits’ health at risk.

Doncaster and the surrounding areas will be the worst affected with a level 9, high warning.

Nottingham, Loughborough, South Wales, Bristol and most of Devon and Cornwall, along with Birmingham, Coventry and Leicester will also be covered by the massive cloud of deadly Muslims.


People in Northern Ireland, mid-Wales, London and the South East, the East Midlands, the North and North East, Northumberland and mid-Lothian in Scotland will also be seriously affected.

Pollution has already been high and it is expected to reach dangerous levels by mid-morning tomorrow, with the Muslims arriving from the Continent.

If the Muslims are floating over from overseas then how is it Doncaster is the worst affected?

[user104658]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

Pollution has already been high and it is expected to reach dangerous levels by mid-morning tomorrow, with the Muslims arriving from the Continent.

Going for "Immigration" instead of "pollution" here also works .

Although I suspect the terms may be interchangeable for many...