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Macie Lightfoot · 24-07-2015, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)

Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!!

and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 10:12 PM

Vom @ Jonny

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 10:15 PM

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and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

Daniel-X · 24-07-2015, 10:55 PM

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Cristian MJC - BB16:

'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

Cristian write up is now up

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 11:11 PM

Cristian is so hot, best HM ever

Marsh. · 24-07-2015, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Petemitch

Cristian is so hot, best HM ever

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 11:34 PM

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Vanessa Nimmo

Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).

She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.

Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.

After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.

I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way

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LukeB · 24-07-2015, 11:36 PM

Vanessa

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeB

Vanessa

Drag ha

LukeB · 24-07-2015, 11:41 PM

from what i remember of BB5 she was really awful

Marsh. · 24-07-2015, 11:42 PM

My 12 year old self spilled so much semen over her.

Pete. · 24-07-2015, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Marsh.

My 12 year old self spilled so much semen over her.

Disgusting

MB. · 24-07-2015, 11:46 PM

Anyway

Macie Lightfoot · 24-07-2015, 11:47 PM

Vanessa's perfectly fine. I love that she sounded like a deaf woman when she whispered and I love how she knew she was going to be evicted because she's a blonde woman <3 she doesn't light my world on fire but she's perfectly alright.

Since we're still on BB5 can I just remind you all that ****ing MARCO is still in and hasn't even been nominated yet (?!?!?!)

Marsh. · 24-07-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Petemitch

Disgusting

MB. · 24-07-2015, 11:49 PM

Oh yeah I probably should have got onto that with nominating Marco. I liked "can Big Brother please ensure housemates have half a brain" but Vanessa's probably my least favourite BB5 housemate otherwise? And this is a series which had Marco and Jason and Emma in it so.