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All womens breast fall and droop, thats human nature, but when Otto Titslinger invented the bra(yes that's a fact) he did it so his wifes tits didn't bounce when she went out running. Victorias secret only enhanced the look of the hold em up and push em outers so we men are sold the illusion that every 50 year old has firm pert breasts that fit perfectly in the hand as opposed to gails that would be more at home in a wheel barrow.

My wife of 42 years still has the same breasts I married her with, the only difference is that they now sleep under her armpits and I need to aim 6 inches lower when I kiss Bill and Ben goodnight.