[Gusto Brunt]

The worst crime to happen in my town, took place about a quarter of a mile from where I live.

A man got up one day and took a loaded shotgun to the streets. He killed one man out to buy a newspaper and injured two others.

The murderer got locked up in a mental asylum.

But before you say, 'what kind of hell place do you live in, Gusto?', let me say this is a Conservative area.

And such a crime has never ever happened before.