[Crimson Dynamo]

I saw it last night. In 3-d (which was bloody awful, makes the screen dark and the glasses on top of my glasses hurt my nose, plus its crap)


It was ok, the acting at times was pretty bad, mainly from the baddies

The total rip off of the Third Reich is hilarious and simplistic

The girl was quite good but so stereotypical in terms of being driven, a bit of a tomboy, weak yet strong la la

The black guy was similar, goofy thickoid who is a hero bla bla

The best lines were the ball robot and chewy


The Slitherin bad guy who killed han solo was pretty bad and looked like a right goth freak. The big Voldermot Doctor WHo baddy was awful "we will crush them and rule the galaxy....yawn"

The German SS Officer young bloke (Hux)was dreadful, he reminded me of a German from Allo Allo - his acting was dire

Also the scottish baddy who came for Han Solo was also laughable

Poe the all american hero guy was just a tired stereotype yawnfest



The last part of the film was the worst where you know there will be a big spaceship fight and in the end they will blow up the deathstar with a few seconds to go :yawn:

I liked the MF bouncing off the ground etc that was good but overall it was just another cheesy USA film

6/10