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Donald Trump refuses to accept result of Great British Bake Off




Donald Trump has shocked political pundits on both sides of the Atlantic by refusing to accept the result of the Great British Bake Off final.

The final was won last night by Candice Brown, but Mr Trump had been a supporter of Andrew Smythe ever since he saw his tropical holiday roulade.

“I can’t accept it. I’m sorry, but I just can’t,” said the micro-handed sociopath and Republican candidate.

We know that the election system in our own great country is rigged. It is, it really is. We know this because I’ve repeated it on many occasions.

“So how do we know that the Great British Bake Off isn’t similarly rigged? After all, it’s run by the BBC, a well-known organisation of communists.

“I can’t think of any other reason. No other reason at all that Andrew Smythe didn’t win. I mean, did you see those clockwork pies?”

His opponent, Hilary Clinton declared herself shocked at Mr Trump’s comments.

“I, for one, am appalled that someone who is the nominee of one of the two major parties would take that position.

“Candice deserved the win for her marzipan peacock alone.”

Mr Trump has also hinted that he may refuse to accept the result of Strictly if Daisy doesn’t win, a move welcomed on twitter by Nicky91 who said "I agree with trump as I love daisy but no I hate her and dont vote for her but do as she is rich and I also like Georgina, no I dont."



http://newsthump.com/2016/10/27/dona...tish-bake-off/