[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

Another decade would do nicely.

For you Jenny:

Age Is Just A Number
'Age is just a number' - you hear so all the time.
They must mean when you're all at 'sixes and sevens'
'Cos you can't still manage a 'sixty nine'

Or when you're buying an ice cream, and you hesitate
As the vendor says "Do you want a 'Ninety Nine'?"
'Cos you can't remember the first 'ninety eight'.

Or when you admit to yourself; "It's a racket"
When you still receive a 'hundred' Valentine's,
But posting them to yourself, cost a packet.

"Age is just a number" is perfectly fine for some
But it pees you off when all those saying it
Are about the same age as your son.

And you no longer go shopping in the town
'Cos you looked back and got a panic attack
To see The Grim Reaper following you around.