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Old 19-12-2016, 11:12 AM #1
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What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?

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Did You Hear About The Explosion At The Cheese Factory?

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There Was De Brie Everywhere
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What kind of cheese do you use to lure an Essex bear?

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What Do You Call A Cheese Factory In The Middle East?

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Cheeses Of Nazareth
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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

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It's only mid though
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What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

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Whatb do you call cheese in the shape of a penis and a vagina?

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mid?
I'm guessing that was meant to be Mild
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what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

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what is a good cheese to start a riot with in Italy

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I don't get it?
Its in with the milk and butter section
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it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen
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it's the word mozzarella, rella is also a dutch word for riot or at least the correct dutch word is rellen
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bloody hell neem that was obvious
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It's Monday, my apolocheese
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These jokes are very cheesy
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I once had a loft that the floor was made from cheese you know

when you were up there you deffo had to tread Caerphilly
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cheesy?

are you crackers?
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Maybe I'm spreading myself too thin.
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Doctor when I eat cheese I get a ringing in my ears

He said it must be a babybel
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