[Shaun]

My Secret Santa recipient was the just-above-average Ross.

I see you've already opened your first present:

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A night with Aaron Ramsey! And can I just say I love your Rudolph jumper?

Not enough for you? Fear not, I also went straight to the nearest Argos and picked you up this:

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A Diet Coke vending machine! Unfortunately this random woman refuses to part with it so you're going to have to let her move in :/

and no this isn't a "lose weight sweetie x" present it's genuinely the only thing I could find Dua Lipa with in a google search

Whilst queuing to buy you that, I bumped into this friendly woman who kindly agreed to do a studio recording just for you. I hadn't heard of her, but she apparently was very keen to sing.

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Youtube video

And on the way home I browsed the Christmas market and my eyes fell upon this and I thought it was perfect.

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This lovely little Christmas ornament! But, on closer inspection, there seems to be something wrong with Mary's face :/

Finally! It wouldn't be Christmas without a complete mess being made when you accidentally knock over your fifth bottle of advocaat so I've consulted with a mutual friend and she's gladly agreed to lend you some of her special cleaning wipes!

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She tells me that they're primarily used as nappies but I'm sure you'll be needing them too, won't you, Little Miss Bedwetter 2005?

Merry Christmas sweetheart