[Crimson Dynamo]

Small boy LT asked me "what is Socialism?" so I asked him to cut the back grass, when he finished 2 hours later I took out my wallet and £10 and his eyes lit up, then I went next door and gave a wee boy there the tenner.

He says now that him and the wee boy next door are refusing to cut the grass unless both get £12

I am going to get the Polish boy from the next street to do it as he charges £5.