[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

i always imagine marsh has one of those weird dicks where the shaft is really skinny and the head is like ginormous by comparison so it looks like a ping pong ball on top of a pencil

oh wow

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

penises, penes (according to google)

Why am I not shocked at Niamh googling penises

[Smithy]

Cut to Monday morning when Niamh is pulled into the office for googling Penis on the work computer

[Niamh.]

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Ahhh this reminds me of some fun times when a group from here used to invade cam4 on a night/early morning

'show socks'

Tommy was such a hit

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

i always imagine marsh has one of those weird dicks where the shaft is really skinny and the head is like ginormous by comparison so it looks like a ping pong ball on top of a pencil

You just want him to prove you wrong tbh

[Brillopad]

Deluded and desperate.

[Denver]

A pervert teas

[Tozzie]

I find the penis a pleasurable tool but it really is quite ugly don't you think

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

i always imagine marsh has one of those weird dicks where the shaft is really skinny and the head is like ginormous by comparison so it looks like a ping pong ball on top of a pencil

Fffffff

Why did you just describe my body?

[user104658]

This thread prompted me to send a picture of my penis to my wife. I used WhatsApp "stickers" to give him a face and arms.

She was horrified .

Top notch thread.

[Vicky.]

Tell her I am so very sorry

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Tell her I am so very sorry

She also took a picture of me taking a picture of my penis and said she was going to put it online

[Vicky.]

Can imagine scott spending the day searching for 'toy soldiers dick' now, just incase

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Can imagine scott spending the day searching for 'toy soldiers dick' now, just incase

[Brillopad]

They certainly over-rate themselves and their ‘bits’ if they think people want to see that on the internet.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

This is why I'm constantly telling my kids not to send anything like that online, it's there forever.

Too true. Nothing puts you off sexting like finding your own dick pics on a random tumblr.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Too true. Nothing puts you off sexting like finding your own dick pics on a random tumblr.

Spoken like a man with experience of this

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Spoken like a man with experience of this

[user104658]

On the student forum I used to frequent, a guy sent a full body nude (face and all) to a girl and it ended up being passed around the entire forum via PM / MSN messenger etc .

And no, it wasn't me

(I wouldn't be daft enough to have my face in the picture...)

Also on another forum I was on, a girl masturbated / used a dildo on Web cam for another member... Again, with her full body / face in the shot... And he took a tonne of screenshots of it and posted them on the forum .

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

On the student forum I used to frequent, a guy sent a full body nude (face and all) to a girl and it ended up being passed around the entire forum via PM / MSN messenger etc .

And no, it wasn't me

(I wouldn't be daft enough to have my face in the picture...)

Also on another forum I was on, a girl masturbated / used a dildo on Web cam for another member... Again, with her full body / face in the shot... And he took a tonne of screenshots of it and posted them on the forum .

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often

the depravity of the mods subforum revealed.

"It's just a great big terrifying orgy", said our source.

[Vicky.]

Yes, we can be rather childish behind the scenes. And in my case, infront of the scenes also

[Crimson Dynamo]

You need to set your aperture to f/1.8 or so to give that shallow depth of field so that its just the dick that is pin sharp and all the background is blurred. Obs a good light source is important so if you can go outside at say 9 am when the light is good ideal.

Use a tripod and a remote release app on your phone to the camera. Then you can touch it up in Lightroom to really make it pop

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

the depravity of the mods subforum revealed.

"It's just a great big terrifying orgy", said our source.