[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

You need to set your aperture to f/1.8 or so to give that shallow depth of field so that its just the dick that is pin sharp and all the background is blurred. Obs a good light source is important so if you can go outside at say 9 am when the light is good ideal.

Use a tripod and a remote release app on your phone to the camera. Then you can touch it up in Lightroom to really make it pop

That's art not porn though. To make it really sexy, it needs to be a grainy snap taken in low light with no flash, unshaven OR completely shaved but with a 9 o'clock shadow - no manscaping before the shot. Semi-erect and flopped sideways against the balls, a tiny glisten of precum just tickling the urethra.

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated

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[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

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[Marsh.]

Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers.

Legend has it that when they need to make a big decision and cannot agree, they gaze deep into that abyss and hope for divine inspiration.

[Marsh.]

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers.

I think that must have been before I became a mod, thankfully.

There was a time though when you'd fear to open up any PM reports for fear of seeing more of a member (huhuhuhuhuhuhu) than you ever wanted to.

[Vicky.]

I know nothing of conzors arsehole thankfully.

The member in question is permabanned now. It was especially fun to trick iceman into looking at the photo again tbh

[Marsh.]

Just when you said spread their arsehole in the shower I immediately had a flashback to Conzors ice bucket challenge.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I know nothing of conzors arsehole thankfully.

The member in question is permabanned now. It was especially fun to trick iceman into looking at the photo again tbh

Truth!

[caprimint]

Was it Thomas?

[Vicky.]

It was indeed

[Amy Jade]

This thread reminded me of when I used to play on stardoll and go on cam on a site and one girl stuck a tv remote up her fanny and because someone posted about it the room got swamped and the room went on a popular list and loads of old men were coming on cam wanking

She used to do weird things like that, she was about 13 or 14 and I was about 11 I think and she would just get on cam and flash her boobs or play with herself and people would sccreenshot it :/

We used to report her but she knew how to get back on

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often

Screaming why can't tibb still be this messy

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

This thread reminded me of when I used to play on stardoll and go on cam on a site and one girl stuck a tv remote up her fanny and because someone posted about it the room got swamped and the room went on a popular list and loads of old men were coming on cam wanking

She used to do weird things like that, she was about 13 or 14 and I was about 11 I think and she would just get on cam and flash her boobs or play with herself and people would sccreenshot it :/

We used to report her but she knew how to get back on

I don't remember the full story, but something like that happened on here too. One of our younger members was found to be camming for cash or something. Underage.

Tibb used to be so...weird

[Smithy]

Zotler

[caprimint]

She always looked like 18+ when she was like 14 though

And typed like it

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

i always imagine marsh has one of those weird dicks where the shaft is really skinny and the head is like ginormous by comparison so it looks like a ping pong ball on top of a pencil

[Marsh.]

[Marsh.]

She stuck a remote up her fanny at 13?

Talk about ruining your childhood.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

She stuck a remote up her fanny at 13?

Talk about ruining your childhood.

Not to mention the remote.

[Amy Jade]

It was a sky one too

[Ant.]

Honestly I feel like me and this Zotler chick would've gotten along just fine whered she go???

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

It was a sky one too

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

you find a 13 year with a sky remote in her fanny so funny and yet you try and preach to members on here about what's right and wrong when it comes to sex.

You just pretend to be outraged when it suits.