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Old 09-05-2018, 08:19 AM #1
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I went into my local butcher one cold frosty day and he was standing by his wee heater, I looked at the meats and said

"is that your Ayrshire bacon"

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"no am jist warming me hands"
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I went into my local butcher one cold frosty day and he was standing by his wee heater, I looked at the meats and said

"is that your Ayrshire bacon"

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"no am jist warming me hands"
I had to think about this one before I 'twigged' Arse yer baking .
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I had to think about this one before I 'twigged' Arse yer baking .
In Scotland we would say airse so it works
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In Scotland we would say airse so it works
Well we would if we were riff-raff
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