[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Alf

So you support the city of Liverpool's replica team? I support the city of Liverpool's original team, and one of the 12 original football league clubs. Your team is a counterfiet. Anfield was even our ground before you.

We've been one of the countries biggest clubs since the 19th century and still are to this day, no club has spent more seasons in the English top league than Everton, we have a proper history.

Liverpool didn't become a top club until Shankley came along in the 1960s, and with a little help from The Beatles made you fashionable to outsiders.

You should have paid your rent, and then you'd be supporting a team with 5 big cups in the bag and going for a 6th.

There is always a joke within my family that whenever you talk football with a bloo, they always reel off the list of Everton firsts.

First club to....

It's even sweeter that it only took me about 4 everton posts to get it out of you though. Genius.

Do you still have the cuckoo clock in your trophy cabinet?