[Shaun]

Dermitt ah have to stee truthful t' mei acts leik. Ah'm gonna hav t' voat fer Deeva Feeva

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by MissKittyFantastico

*bottom lips tremble*

: joker:

[Z]

Going to Vicky (because Joey Walsh is not here) Walsh next. Vicky?

[Vicky.]

Both acts were quite bad. But Cher sang Justin Bieber.

Diva fever, loved the lycra

Cher, you sound like a pop star, you look like a popstar, but you are not going to be a popstar with that music taste. Go buy some westloife albums to sort yourself out.

The act I am sending home tonight is Cher

[MissKittyFantastico]

*rapes Vicky Walsh*

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

: joker:

*Shouts across the stage*

Do you think it's funny Mary?

Poor lads' are in ******ing pain.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Both acts were quite bad. But Cher sang Justin Bieber.

Diva fever, loved the lycra

Cher, you sound like a pop star, you look like a popstar, but you are not going to be a popstar with that music taste. Go buy some westloife albums to sort yourself out.

The act I am sending home tonight is Cher

[You do know the idea of the theme was songs that would make MJ turn in his grave.. right?]

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

*Shouts across the stage*

Do you think it's funny Mary?

Poor lads' are in ******ing pain.

-Mary sits on Cher and squashes her-

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

[You do know the idea of the theme was songs that would make MJ turn in his grave.. right?]

I do. And I think seeing Diva fever shaking their stuff in lycra to one of his songs would upset him more than seeing a fail with a gammy lip singing a Bieber song

<pfft>

[MissKittyFantastico]

Originally Posted by Patrick

[You do know the idea of the theme was songs that would make MJ turn in his grave.. right?]

You won't get very far in this business with that attitude love

*goes back to having breakdown*

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

[You do know the idea of the theme was songs that would make MJ turn in his grave.. right?]

yes, upon hearing us murder his songs

[Patrick]

Is Joey Walsh going to vote?
Like will we wait for him?

[Z]

Alright Dannzee, the casting vote is down to you. Vote for Cher and she goes home; vote for Diva Fever and it goes to deadlock. Dannzee?

This is a tough deeceeshun, both acts were awful on the live show but did a good job in the sing off. As always I judge this on the sing off. If my Botoxed face will allow me to, I'm giving you both a smile for your efforts. The act I'm, regrettably, sending home tonight is... Cher Lloyd.

Alright, Cher is going home. It was nice to have you, take your swag and exit stage left. Join us tomorrow night at 6pm for live show 3, which has no theme but everyone seems to have dyed their hair, and an exclusive performance from De$ha!

[Patrick]

*Hugs Sheryl, Slaps Mary and Divafeva and walks off*

This isn't the ******ing end of Cher, right?

[MissKittyFantastico]

Buh bye Cher, can't say it's been nice knowing you xx

*flounces off stage blowing kisses to the judges*

[Jessica.]

-giggles-

[Maia]

Originally Posted by Patrick

*Hugs Sheryl, Slaps Mary and Divafeva and walks off*

This isn't the ******ing end of Cher, right?

[Patrick]

Shaun a big character has left the show, this is the perfect chance for a Faily Star report x

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Shaun a big character has left the show, this is the perfect chance for a Faily Star report x

He's probably off slapping some toilet attendant

[Braden]

-notices it's delayed and it's not belle amie but WOO, i'm through. gives husstle the fingers whilest looking at the camera-

[Tom4784]

My performance is going to be stunning.

*gets a vodka drip installed into my arm*

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Braden

-notices it's delayed and it's not belle amie but WOO, i'm through. gives husstle the fingers whilest looking at the camera-

You just reminded me how much I wanted to bottle that bitch in '09.

[Shaun]

SHURYL HITS ROCK BOTTOM IN CHOLERA CRISIS


INCONSOLABLE - a tearful Shuryl Cole hears the diagnosis

NATION FAVOURITE Shuryl Cole has had a series of devastating knockbacks tonight - with fears that CHOLERA will hold back her performance in next week's upcoming show.

As if that wasn't enough to worry about, Shuryl's lost another act in the talent show, crowd favourite Share Loid, who was eliminated in a judge's vote against Diva Fever.

Shuryl commented on her twitter, "Ah'm soor gutted leik, Share wuz woan in a millyun!"


The Z Factor, continues this week

Sources close to the show remain tight-rimmed, but one contestant, TheHarbinger Carruizo, offered to dance for the Faily Star. We turned him down.

[Z]

[Maia]