[*mazedsalv**]

Originally Posted by Zee

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

I feel so so so so bad for laughing.

"I'm the friend that's always up for Jaegerbombs"
"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best friend"

The awkward moment Bin Laden comes down the lift on Take Me Out

The awkward moment when you think you have won Australias Next Top Model

The awkward moment when you open a present and it sucks

Thanks for ruining my status with your **** comment.

Were you dropped as a baby? Yes, into a pool of sexy.

Sometimes I get really depressed, then I realise, I am a ****ing legend.

Awkward Palm Tree

I fell over and seriously injured my fringe.

Your not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

No matter how bad my life gets, I will never be on Jeremy Kyle.

Comebacks that make the whole room go "Oooooh"

Someone call autoglass, because I'm about to get smashed.

"k"- the ultimate comeback

Camilla did a good job carrying the carriage at the Royal Wedding

Checking symptoms on Google and being diagnosed with a terminal illness

I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me


You're lifes about as pointless as a McFlurry lid

Stopping the microwave at :01 and pretending you're a bomb specialist

That awkward as ******* walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road

"And I was like ******* you" "Did you say that?" "Nah but I thought it"

Hating the person who always held on to the parcel too long

[_Seth]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate...s/360185934409

[GypsyGoth]

[CharlieO]

'Washing your best tracksuit for your big moment on Jeremy Kyle'

'Getting a cat because no one else will love you'

[Z]

I love the Facebook pages I come across, genuinely think I'm so funny when it comes to Facebook page likes haha.

[Patrick]

Facebook Pages are hilarious, it's just the ones that use the same old 'That Awkward Moment When...'

Bollocks.

Half the time it isn't even awkward, the delusional bastards just can't think of another word to use to describe the situation at all.

The nan jokes were hilarious though, honest to god.

'STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR *****! Nan, Please! He's having a fit.'

[Vicky.]

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

[Z]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

I'll have moments where a word/phrase pops into my head that I think "that'll probably have good pages with that in the title" so I'll type it into search then filter it to page results and have a browse for a while... I'm the best kind of sad

[Boothy]

'Rhyming swagger with jagger because you're a lyrical genius'

[Patrick]

'Calling your vagina KFC because it's finger lickin' good'

A really hot girl liked that one and now I can't stop thinking of her

[Shaun]

I find it a little frustrating how quickly repetitive some groups get. I'm glad the "taking off your ______ after a long day of ______" ones and "I wasn't that drunk, DUDE _______________" ones are dying now.

['Conor]

my favourite nan Joke was

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEPP", Nan get your wheelchair out of the bath."

[King Gizzard]

Cheese alert

I'm tic your tac together we're mint

[Locke.]

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Zee

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

Originally Posted by Locke.

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

[InOne]

The awkward moment when someones new tattoo is ****.

[Niall]

Hi I'm David Beckam and Harper 7 was my idea and Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

I'll post some more later.

[Josy]

Going out for a quiet one and ending up on Crimewatch.

[Josy]

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

['Conor]

Originally Posted by Josy

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

there was the same one i liked except it said Ireland instead of Scotland

[Locke.]

Calling your penis Sum 41, because you're in too deep

['Conor]

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

[Josy]

Originally Posted by 'Conor

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Josy

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

Really?!

My feed is full of them.

Almost as many as the 'turban' ones that were doing the rounds

[Josy]

I havent seen any of those either