[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by God

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.

Smints work wonders for both.

*So I'm told anyway *

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Thanks for this mental image of blokes with bows tied round their bits

That bothers you, yet the image of Niamh's vagina covered in cranberry sauce, nutmeg and a decorative christmas bow doesn't?

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by arista

No as in the First Photo.

Hahaha, I meant women's vagina's.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Thanks for this mental image of blokes with bows tied round their bits

As if you're annoyed about that

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by God

Or a neat little christmas bow. And if you're feeling extra festive you could just add a touch of cranberry sauce and a sprinkle of nutmeg so it tastes and smells like christmas too.

Oh not too sure of that one - Xmas can stink

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by God

That bothers you, yet the image of Niamh's vagina covered in cranberry sauce, nutmeg and a decorative christmas bow doesn't?

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen

Blue waffle.

[Vicky.]

[arista]

Originally Posted by God

Hahaha, I meant women's vagina's.

Of Course
but not in the 99p store

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Of course not. Thats pretty normal for niamh tbf...considering the photos we have seen

I like Christmas, sue me

Originally Posted by God

Blue waffle.

That was Josy

[Benjamin]

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by God

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho?

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Christmas Neeve

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho?

I bet she wears fanny stickers.

[arista]

Originally Posted by God

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

Spiffing

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Christmas Neeve

I like Christmas, sue me



That was Josy

Originally Posted by God

-waits for Josy to come and defend her vagina-

Originally Posted by Christmas Neeve

Why do you think she's known as Ho Ho Ho?

[MTVN]

What a disgusting thread this has become

[arista]

Originally Posted by MTVN

What a disgusting thread this has become

Blame UKT

[Jackie]

They look cheap and the jewels will probably fall off lol.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by arista

Blame UKT

I didn't invent the fanny stickers.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by MTVN

What a disgusting thread this has become

Always the same people lowering the tone

[arista]

Originally Posted by God

I didn't invent the fanny stickers.

Sure
but you Love getting into other Mods Privates

[Niall]

On behalf of Essex, I'd like to apologise.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Noel.

On behalf of Essex, I'd like to apologise.

No problem


99pStores are National.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by arista

Sure
but you Love getting into other Mods Privates

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

They are horrible and tacky.

Tbh...if I was a bloke and pulled a bird with one of those, I would be a bit worried, as that is the kind of thing young teenagers do...not adults (all things glittery and such, not decorate their vaginas)

Also, they must be really irritating

They must just get in the way and I bet they'd come off and go everywhere