[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I fully expect this to in the hymn book at Midnight Mass this coming Christmas Eve

All part of Life's Rich Tapestry uh A.J.?

[Kazanne]

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers

But as always you are right in what you say

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers

But as always you are right in what you say

Keep trying

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

100% agree

Sadly the producers have focused on Bear the Bore. James gets little screen time but when he does he shones much brighter than the whole rat pack together

[susie q]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Nice one

[Vanessa]

This just makes me support Bear more. It happened with Jason as well. The more people put him down, the more his support grew

[Vanessa]

Also, baiting forum members is not allowed in here

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by susie q

Nice one

Thanks Susie.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear



BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.

Youtube video

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Fantastic Kirk

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Fantastic Kirk

Thank you Kaz - I keep vowing to STOP with these nonsense poems and songs, but I am weak, I cannot fight my addiction.

They wanted me to go to rehab
I said No no no.

[Jamie89]

Omg

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89;8913353[B

]Omg[/B]

What's LeatherTrumpet got to do with this Jamie? Thanks son.

[Jamie89]

[jennyjuniper]

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting.

Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words.

[Clootie Dumpling]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words.

Great stuff, Kirk. Don't know why I missed this thread first time round.

Can I suggest Ian Dury's Plaistow Patricia for the "more realistic song about Bear"? I think the intro sums him up!

[jet]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear



BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.

Youtube video

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Brilliant!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jet

Brilliant!

Thanks Jet. I love your feedback.

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear



BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.

Youtube video

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!'

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Garfie

Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!'

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. )

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. )

Excellent! I love that idea, Kirk! And I look forward to seeing them performed on YouTube!

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. )

Or BOTS, even!!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Garfie

Or BOTS, even!!

Maybe on here - and YouTube.

[user104658]

Ooh are we doing 90's songs?

...

Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
James is snoozing on the floor
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ricky stood there like a door


Good old Gina G.