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28-10-2010, 12:58 PM
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What's worst than a worm in your apple?
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28-10-2010, 01:13 PM
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All hail the Moyesiah
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28-10-2010, 01:15 PM
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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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28-10-2010, 01:22 PM
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What’s the difference between Man and E.T?
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28-10-2010, 01:30 PM
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Hands off my Brick!
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28-10-2010, 01:36 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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28-10-2010, 01:59 PM
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It's lacroix darling
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
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28-10-2010, 01:59 PM
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It's lacroix darling
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
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28-10-2010, 02:02 PM
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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill??
To get to the bottom
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28-10-2010, 02:05 PM
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 I think you've maybe just won the crappest joke award! 
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28-10-2010, 02:07 PM
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I agree, thats got to be the worst joke ever
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28-10-2010, 02:09 PM
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Lol i thought it was quite funny first time i heard it lol 
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28-10-2010, 02:10 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:18 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:45 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:04 PM
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What did one orange say to the other orange?
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28-10-2010, 02:29 PM
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What about this one:
What kind of phone do biologists use? A cellphone PMSL
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28-10-2010, 02:32 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:33 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:38 PM
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28-10-2010, 02:42 PM
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What do you call a man in a tiger's cage?
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28-10-2010, 02:42 PM
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Simonsays i am sure this one will make you laugh
Alright ..so two blondes walk into a bar.. you'd think one of them would have seen it. lol
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