[user104658]

Originally Posted by Rob!

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Until you heard about caprimint asking people to stand up while they poop

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Until you heard about caprimint asking people to stand up while they poop

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by caprimint

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either

Oh that's a BIG no no

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Oh that's a BIG no no

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

[user104658]

Originally Posted by caprimint

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible . And I have thighs of steel!

and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either

What if it's an actual house guest who is staying for several days? They'll do themselves some damage holding it that long

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible . And I have thighs of steel!

But you don't have to stay there for long, you just go when you need to

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Rob!

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Of course you havent

[Rob!]

Imagine thinking you have some sort of control over people’s digestive system

[Jordan.]

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

I think most couples see each other on the loo,

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I think most couples see each other on the loo,

What if you have the squirts and it stinks?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I think most couples see each other on the loo,

Do you monitor your husband too?

Do you have a competition chart on the fridge tracking the size, colour, shape and consistency of your poos?

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES

[Rob!]

How do you know he doesn’t just tell you he does and then stands when the door is closed

[Liam-]

Sitting is for women and pooing

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Sitting is for women and pooing

To be fair I like to sit down for a luxury pee on occasion.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Sitting is for women and pooing

Which Piers Morgan quote is this

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Which Piers Morgan quote is this

Don’t do me like that

[Liam-]

Or if you’ve just woken up and your legs won’t work properly yet

[Underscore]

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Underscore

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

I will just ask him to comply to my house rule and hope he does

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Underscore

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

[Mitchell]

Sitting down is nicer anyway, I only stand up in public toilets