[Pro Sniper]

Production chatting during the build of the pt-1 comp..

Production member #1: Now, are we absolutely certain that there's no way Gooseling could get a win here? Grodner's warned us to make sure there's no damn slipups.

Production member #2: Nah. Not a chance. Look at the gaps in-between those swinging logs. There simply isn't any way her tiny little fragile legs will be able to briskly cross them and finish ahead of our #1 pet.

Production member #1: OK then we're all set for pt-1.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Funnily enough I made a joke off forum that you'd say Jackson and Holly were allowed to practice the puzzle beforehand like Nicole apparently was allowed to in the DE HOH that was thrown to her!

[Pro Sniper]

That silly puzzle at the beginning was just ridiculous. Nobody would need "practice"(apart from Kaitlyn) to complete a puzzle that only had about 5 pieces ffs. It was most likely added in to try and mask the fact that this was just another physical/endurance comp that was made to favour their pets. A comp that Gooseling stood no chance in. Which is why it was created. Even if they allowed her to bypass the silly baby puzzle at the start, she'd still have been left well behind by both pet-freaks. Her tiny legs + non-athletic agility had her competing out of her depth.

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

Nobody would need "practice"(apart from Kaitlyn) to complete a puzzle that only had about 5 pieces ffs.

Don't remind me

[Macie Lightfoot]

Didn't the DE HOH puzzle have like..... the same number of pieces though?

[Pro Sniper]

Sure, but the diff is, that one was all about speed(with every second counting in a speed comp, having practice obv hands a big edge.) This latest one was all about endurance.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

Sure, but the diff is, that one was all about speed(with every second counting in a speed comp, having practice obv hands a big edge.) This latest one was all about endurance.

The comp still had to get thrown to her and she almost lost bc she had to shoot a goal enough's enough

[Pro Sniper]

Which only goes to prove she needed the practice. Without it, she'd likely have finished tailed off. The girl clearly lacks coordination.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Yeah she practiced when she took her first shot bc she finished the puzzle before everyone give it a rest already

[Pro Sniper]

You're not even making sense. Her missing that first open goal only proved how awkward the girl is. She was clearly overexcited on her first attempt, which made her hastily side-swipe the ball. On her 2nd go you could see she steadied everything up(remembering how she scored when practicing..)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

You're not even making sense.

-insert that gif of Julie saying "welcome to Big Brother" except instead of "Big Brother" it's "Pro Sniper's post history"-

[Pro Sniper]

MB = the dung to Macie's dung.

[Matthew.]

Here we go

[Macie Lightfoot]

Remember this if Jackson loses 5-4 to Holly

[Macie Lightfoot]

Juror Sis

[Macie Lightfoot]

lmfaooooooo Juror Sis is a ****ing MOOD

[Macie Lightfoot]

Kat dragging Jess and Sis to their faces

[Matthew.]

Final HoH time

Hopefully Holly wins and evicts Jackson but that seems unlikely

[Matthew.]

Oh god

[Macie Lightfoot]

Jackson looks PISSED at Holly and they're probably having their fourth potential breakup fight of the season during this commercial break

[Matthew.]

KAT

“Well well if it aint the conspiring bitches! ^_^”

[Matthew.]

Ffff Cliff has looked furious all night

[Macie Lightfoot]

l m f a o

This is very much the BBUK DR voice reading the transcript back when someone gets ejected for saying the n-word

[Matthew.]

Imagine if Jackson wins after all this

[Matthew.]

Well at least there was one deserving winner tonight.

Tommy in the top 3 though good GOD