[Captain.Remy]

So I'm about to do a mental breakdown a la Patrick as he does them so well but seriously, do the shows need to be so damn dramatic like, are you being serious ?

First, the dramatic voice all over the place. Then the judges' entrance with fireworks and everything like they were rock stars or music icons (we would have been aware if they were).
And then the results: right, so this is the big part, could it be more cheesy, more melodramatic sissy fake ass crying ? I mean, we still have that big dramatic music for the entrance of the contestants, again, they ain't no rock stars so calm it down (and I'm pretty sure no rock stars would want this music to welcome them on a stage)

Then, we've got the cringiest part of them all...the contestants' reactions. Seriously, why the need to jump all over the place, crying like 4 y-o and jumping in each other arms as if England won the World Cup (lmao never gonna happen anytime soon anyway). Please, show some dignity to yourself and to your family because sweetheart, once you're voted out, you'll go back to nowhere (oh wait, Leon and Joe proved that you might win AND go back to nowhere) so take a chill pill and relax.

Bottom 2 announced, more drama, more dramatic music, more tears and tears and tears. Oh and more pity from the judges like they spend half an hour to decide like it's the biggest decision of their lives. Just give a name and that's it, we know who the front-runners are anyway so whether it's Belle Amie or Katie, none of them will win.

But I've got to say, last night killed me. That Deadlock thing is an epic failure like the BIG BIG music, red light all over the place which probably meant the end of the world, a premature 2012 thing going on, something bad is about to happen, Ben Laden is back on the track: to be clear, some crazy shit is about to go down.

And finally, another """"singer"""" (mind the ") is out which obviously means more tears, drama attitude or even sometimes bitterness (my favourite).

Wooo, too much drama for me too handle. It's sad because this show has a lot of potential but all this fake ass act around it ruins it. Keep it simple, scrap the big meaningless music (meaningless in this context), tell the contestants to shut the hell up and to behave like decent human beings. I know it's their passion but please, Reality-TV has been on TV for a decade, they should know how ridiculous they look on TV.

There you go, I've been wanting to write this for such a long time.

Enjoy. Haters to the left. Candies for the rest.

*puts on dramatic X Factor music*