Although I still think Tom is bitchy and duplicitous, I actually think it's Alex who is riding on *his* coat tales. He is the funnier one (if there is such a thing) in the duo. Alex just reiterates what he's just said.
SAUNA backwards, in DR etc.
Still think Tom's Mr 2% though
If this had been an earlier BB he would have been Brian to Alex's Narinda. In this post-gay BB world being gay/effeminate is no longer an interesting USP (see BB10 where the 3 'gays' Rodrigo, Charlie, Dave were out before the straights in the final). Plus a ditzy blond girl is more marketable to the Desmond empire than a bisexual shreiky camp twink.