[Ashley.]

Situation: Tripping over a bump in the pavement.

Don't: Completely ignore what just happened. People will laugh at you.
Do: Look at what you just tripped over and laugh, and walkers-by will laugh with you.

[Niamh.]

Nah they'll still be laughing at you

[Lostie!]

Situation: Congratulating a woman on her pregnancy, only to be told she's not pregnant at all.

Don't: Dig yourself a deeper hole by frantically trying (and failing) to explain the misunderstanding.
Do: RUN FOR THE ****ING HILLS

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Nah they'll still be laughing at you

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

Situation: Congratulating a woman on her pregnancy, only to be told she's not preganant at all.

Don't: Dig yourself a deeper hole by frantically trying (and failing) to explain the misunderstanding.
Do: RUN FOR THE ****ING HILLS

[LukeB]

Situation when someone throws wine over you

Don't throw the glass that's near you, you can injure someone and they could press charges.
Do - walk away and be the mature adult and laugh it off if anyone is laughing.

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Situation when someone throws wine over you

Don't throw the glass that's near you, you can injure someone and they could press charges.
Do - walk away and be the mature adult and laugh it off if anyone is laughing.

[Daniel.]

Screaming in Mmagaluf I asked a woman how far gone she was idk why she wasn't even fat

[Dollface]

Situation If you fart in public

Dont apologise

Do Blame it on someone near you

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Dollface

Situation If you fart in public

Dont apologise

I had to apologise because no one was around, I was super embarrassed by it

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by LukeB

I had to apologise because no one was around, I was super embarrassed by it

omg i feel for you

[kirklancaster]

Situation: Telling a girl when you're chatting her up that her teeth are so beautifully white and even that they could be false. Only to realise by her deep blush of embarrassment that they ARE.

Don't: Say one more word.

Do: Clutch your heart, fall to the floor and feign a Cardiac Arrest.

(Oh, but cover your balls with your hands and brace yourself for the kick that's coming )

[Ashley.]

how do you fart in public I don't even fart at home

[rubymoo]

Situation: You are shopping with a friend and you pull a jumper off the rail and say 'what an ugly jumper' your friend then says 'i bought this jumper last week!'

Don't: Tell her she always had shocking taste in fashion!

Do: Pretend you just got an urgent call on your phone and have to leave immediately