[Crimson Dynamo]

What table manners do you think are essential and why?


Like elbows off the table or use a knife


Please show your workings

[Josy]

No phones.

[Denver]

Who eats at a table in 2k16?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Josy

No phones.

This 100% ^

Also, don't talk with your mouth full of food

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Josy

No phones.

shooosh, West Ham have a free kick

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Who eats at a table in 2k16?

We eat all our evening meals at the table

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

We eat all our evening meals at the table

I'm a tea on my lap in front room watching TV type of gal

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

We eat all our evening meals at the table

how do you watch the TV?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

how do you watch the TV?

We have a TV in the Kitchen

[Drew.]

Just eat with your mouth shut if you're sitting opposite me and thats about it

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

We have a TV in the Kitchen

good, for one horrible moment I thought you meant you all talked to each other

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

good, for one horrible moment I thought you meant you all talked to each other

I have to have some sort of background noise, the sound of people eating makes me want to stab things

[MTVN]

Never understood the issue with elbows on the table, what does it matter

[Crimson Dynamo]

ExmrsLT used to moan at me reading a paper at the table

shocking

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

ExmrsLT used to moan at me reading a paper at the table

shocking

This sounds like a couples comedy from the 70s starting Sid James.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

This sounds like a couples comedy from the 70s starting Sid James.

ExmrsLT: I said darling, I hear that Poland is nice in the summer?"

LT: "hmmm, yes dear ok i will invade it after i respond to some ridiculous thing dezzy has posted about that racist witch bey"

[Jessica.]

I use my cutlery correctly, fork in left hand etc..
I consciously eat with my mouth closed.
I don't put elbows on the table.
Don't have my phone at the table unless I'm eating alone.
I always say please and thank you, even if it's just asking for water to be passed over.

[Babayaro.]

Just to say thank you to whoever made the food tbh

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

What table manners do you think are essential and why?


Like elbows off the table or use a knife


Please show your workings

All of the above plus what Josy said and being excused from the table.

[Crimson Dynamo]

what about sauce bottles on the table?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Who eats at a table in 2k16?

Me and my family. Where do you eat Adam?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I use my cutlery correctly, fork in left hand etc..
I consciously eat with my mouth closed.
I don't put elbows on the table.
Don't have my phone at the table unless I'm eating alone.
I always say please and thank you, even if it's just asking for water to be passed over.

You are welcome to dinner at my house anytime Jessica.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

ExmrsLT: I said darling, I hear that Poland is nice in the summer?"

LT: "hmmm, yes dear ok i will invade it after i respond to some ridiculous thing dezzy has posted about that racist witch bey"

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I have to have some sort of background noise, the sound of people eating makes me want to stab things

[BlankSpace]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I have to have some sort of background noise, the sound of people eating makes me want to stab things

This is so true