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Old 24-08-2023, 05:36 PM #1
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Thumbs down Funniest joke at the Fringe - at best a xmas cracker joke (wokery alert)

"Comedian" Lorna Rose Treen is this year’s recipient of the Funniest Joke
at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, making her only the second woman to win in
the award’s 14-year history.:

Every year, the public votes on a shortlist of one-liners heard at the Scottish
arts festival as selected by a panel of comedy judges.

Treen won the annual Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe prize with her one-
liner: “I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”



Tragic, due to the fear of blame today's comedians are being strangled and are just not funny save a few of the big names. Its a dark time for comedy

Here is the top 10 from 2010:

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.

For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates - empty.

Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food, or if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub.

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how many would survive the wokery of today?
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