Get it off your chest !

[sooty]

my girlfriend is back from Luxembourg in 2 weeks. I haven't seen her for 6 weeks now.

If I'm honest, I didn't miss her as much as I thought I would.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nPAGN_7TPNs/S7eV9IrYWVI/AAAAAAAABKU/N0I7puM4Jn0/s320/surprised-baby.jpg

[Stacey.]

^ That picture's cute!

[sooty]

^ That picture's cute!

The baby was shocked what Remy said.:hugesmile:

[sooty]

The baby was shocked what Remy said.:hugesmile:

I am sorry, Remy

I was not laughing at you.:p

[Danielle1232]

I'm so ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Want To Slap My Mum!!!!!!!! ******ING Bitch!

[sooty]

I'm so ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Want To Slap My Mum!!!!!!!! ******ING Bitch!
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000796581/polls_i_hate_my_mom_tshirt_p235557032069472876qjxs _210_1054_938643_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg
http://static.letsbuyit.com/filer/images/uk/products/original/139/46/love-actually-dvd-2003-13946070.jpeg

[Captain.Remy]

I am sorry, Remy

I was not laughing at you.:p

It's fine actually. I feel a bit terrible. I'm still happy to see her but this summer wasn't what I exactly expected. Oi, it's fine after all. :hugesmile:

[sooty]

It's fine actually. I feel a bit terrible. I'm still happy to see her but this summer wasn't what I exactly expected. Oi, it's fine after all. :hugesmile:

:thumbs:

[Lee.]

Somebody I thought was a buddy has just given me dogs abuse for no reason and made me feel completely sh!t.. :mad:

[Ninastar]

I keep getting really emotional about how fast life goes. I sound like such a mum but I hate how fast I'm growing up.

[sooty]

I just saw WOMBAI was banned!!!!

[King Gizzard]

I hate being shortsighted!

[setanta]

I just saw WOMBAI was banned!!!!

Seriously? Wow, for what? Oh, I can check on the banned thread I suppose.

[setanta]

Doesn't say what she was banned for really exactly; just for a build up of infractions which seems to be happening quite a bit on the forum of late. Anyway, sure she wont be gone long, and I'd say it was for arguing or something.

[Stacey.]

I thought she was back from her ban?

[Claymores]

I hate being shortsighted!

My mate is administrator in specsavers shop - can get you the 25% staff discount on top of their advertised discounts if needed!

[Claymores]

Somebody I thought was a buddy has just given me dogs abuse for no reason and made me feel completely sh!t.. :mad:

Maybe they had read there was a reason for it

[sooty]

We went to Robin Hood's Bay for a short holiday.

I drove from South. I hate driving. I made mistake, a big mistake.
I knew something not right, but after Scotch corner, when I saw a sign said "Gateshead 8 miles" I nealy pxx myself.

When I won a lottery I will hire a chauffeur next time.

[sooty]

There is a talk of New-Castle at other thread.

I remembered something.

While my husband was in a hospital (not serious) I visited my sister in-law and her husband in New-Castle. I have not seen them for a long long time. They seemed to have aged so did I.

The middle of our conversation I noticed something was not right.
Suddenly her husband shouted, "Oh it is you, you put on weight. I thought you were from the corner's Chinese restaurant's waitress. I have been wondering why you are here! " :shocked:

[Ramsay]

I GOT A GIRL PREGNENT
ahhhh!!!

[LaLaLand]

I was getting prank phone calls, quite eerie ones, for WEEKS and couldn't figure out how they'd got my number.

Was in the pub and overheard my friend (who was out with me and 6+ others) saying to some lad from the other village "here, give this a ring if you're bored. it scares the sh!t out of them!"

He then looked straight at me and smirked.

So me now being the cool-headed individual I am - walked over to him smiled, grabbed his phone (iPhone 3G), dropped it on the floor, stood on it and smashed it. Then still smiling, poured his pint over his head. He didn't even move, he just stood there like this ":|", he's one of those really feminine gays so I'd feel harsh decking him. The whole pub was in SILENCE!

I then walked home feeling like a legend HAHA.

[Zippy]

While my husband was in a hospital (not serious) I visited my sister in-law and her husband in New-Castle. I have not seen them for a long long time. They seemed to have aged so did I.

The middle of our conversation I noticed something was not right.
Suddenly her husband shouted, "Oh it is you, you put on weight. I thought you were from the corner's Chinese restaurant's waitress. I have been wondering why you are here! " :shocked:

:joker:

I GOT A GIRL PREGNENT
ahhhh!!!

:nono: you make it sound like an achievement. Bad Karl.

[InOne]

I GOT A GIRL PREGNENT
ahhhh!!!

Really? D:

[Ramsay]

:joker:



:nono: you make it sound like an achievement. Bad Karl.

good god no not an achivement:laugh:
im so ****in scared

[sooty]

While my husband and I were holiday in a seaside town in Yorkshire, we visited chip shop many times.

I noticed one thing, many customers, say 70% were seriously ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FAT, honest!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_scQACgAV9uE/S9mne9QexaI/AAAAAAAABAM/XzWbW25853k/s1600/overweight-cat-on-scale.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/clarissMS2508_468x327.jpg

This is a photo of Two Fat Ladies, celebrity chefs on TV and a lady on the left side died about 10~11 years ago. I always thought their recipes were not healthy.

[sooty]

im so ****in scared

Are you 100% sure?

[LemonJam]

breakups suck.

[sooty]

If somebody wants to leave you, never try to chase them.
Believing yourself that better person will come around shortly.

Still it is easy to say, isn't it?
Time is only answer I suppose. (Time heals all wounds.)

[sooty]

My friend and I went to Bicester Village for bargain hunting the other day.

When we went in to Aquasqutumm shop, I proudly said to her that this coat (I was wearing ) was from Aquasqutumm and 100% silk.

She replyed, "It does not look it, I thought you got it from BHS".:(

[sooty]

Day light is getting shorter and shorter and it is only September!

[Claymores]

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit.

[sooty]

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit.

It is very modest with you, Ian:D

[Smithy]

I hate Buses!!!

I don't normally get them because I walk, but we went to Manchester and had to get a bus back to the train station, and there was a bus stop every ****ing 500m and the people on the bus hit the stop but every ****ing stop rather than getting off 500m away they couldn't be ****ing arsed and we ended us missing our ****ing train because of the lazy bastards



yay vent over :)

[Danielle1232]

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit.

All i Want For Christmas is...

Make Up, Clothes a i-pod even though i have one.... a phone new laptop?

A Don't Know Lol? :L

[sooty]

I hate Buses!!!

I don't normally get them because I walk, but we went to Manchester and had to get a bus back to the train station, and there was a bus stop every ****ing 500m and the people on the bus hit the stop but every ****ing stop rather than getting off 500m away they couldn't be ****ing arsed and we ended us missing our ****ing train because of the lazy bastards yay vent over :)

I like buses. Specially I like watching sceneries from the top.

But yea, when you are in a hurry, it is a deferent story, isn't it, specially you missed the train.:D sorry!

[Braden]

I hate people who act like your yesterdays news!

[Tom]

PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE :mad: Breaking excessively before green traffic lights, hovering over lanes, driving at 20mph in 30/40 zones, people who don't lift their clutch up fast enough when moving off, people who don't give way on roundabouts or can't wait for you to pass so they're up your arse, people who STOP to drop someone off in a double yellow zone and in rush hour, tailgaters and taxi drivers pulling out 3 yards in front when you're going about 35mph causing you to slam on breaks. I had to deal with all of that today :(

Learners and old women are worse, but I have to admit I chuckle to myself every time I see a learner stall their car

[Captain.Remy]

I've said I wanted to do so many stuff for my only week of holidays (yes, only one) yet I'm very lazy and all I can do is sleep, smoke and go at my best friend's to play poker.

I love my holidays. Sometimes it feels good to just do....NOTHING ! I'm usually a very active guy but I need some rest before going back to Uni.

edit: oh and my "girlfriend" is back next week. I feel like it's going to ****ed up.

[sooty]

All I want for Christmas is;

One dress size smaller.
Love to go to New York to see Xmas lights. (it will not happen though:bored:)

[Smithy]

I like buses. Specially I like watching sceneries from the top.

But yea, when you are in a hurry, it is a deferent story, isn't it, specially you missed the train.:D sorry!

I stood up to get off and didnt realise the roof was low and smakced my head too :bawling:

[Ninastar]

I stood up to get off and didnt realise the roof was low and smakced my head too :bawling:

omfg. PMSL :joker:

[sooty]

I stood up to get off and didnt realise the roof was low and smakced my head too :bawling:


:eek: How tall are you, Smithy?

[Niamh.]

PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE :mad: Breaking excessively before green traffic lights, hovering over lanes, driving at 20mph in 30/40 zones, people who don't lift their clutch up fast enough when moving off, people who don't give way on roundabouts or can't wait for you to pass so they're up your arse, people who STOP to drop someone off in a double yellow zone and in rush hour, tailgaters and taxi drivers pulling out 3 yards in front when you're going about 35mph causing you to slam on breaks. I had to deal with all of that today :(

Learners and old women are worse, but I have to admit I chuckle to myself every time I see a learner stall their car

this and also add people who don't use their indicators and people who drive slow in the fast lane and won't move into the slow lane.

[sooty]

I hate Blair with a passion!

[Danielle1232]

OMG Today Was Gidd ACCEPT MATHS! Mr Brice @:

[Smithy]

:eek: How tall are you, Smithy?

6ft 1"/2"

But we were sat at the back of the bus, but I didnt realize the roof was lower than the front

[sooty]

:eek:6ft 1"/2"

But we were sat at the back of the bus, but I didnt realize the roof was lower than the front

You are only 17. You might grow taller! :eek:

(Would you spare some inches for me? :D)

[BB_Eye]

I hate Blair with a passion!
I agree with this 1000% :mad:

[Boothy]

I hate people who manage to enter their email address and password on Facebook so easily and then spam my news feed with their illiterate 'drunken' status'.

Grow up. Fools.

[BB_Eye]

I hate people who manage to enter their email address and password on Facebook so easily and then spam my news feed with their illiterate 'drunken' status'.

Grow up. Fools.
Do you still enter them manually? Never heard of cookies? Even without them, I think Firefox has a feature that enters your details automatically. I'm sure it comes in handy for a lot of drunk posts on TiBB. ;)

[Stacey.]

Attention seekers are like the most annoying people ever.

[Boothy]

Do you still enter them manually? Never heard of cookies? Even without them, I think Firefox has a feature that enters your details automatically. I'm sure it comes in handy for a lot of drunk posts on TiBB. ;)

Yeah. I don't allow Firefox to save any of my history whatsoever. Saves me the trouble of deleting it whenever someone wants to use my laptop.

[Twilight]

I hate people who manage to enter their email address and password on Facebook so easily and then spam my news feed with their illiterate 'drunken' status'.

Grow up. Fools.

Its even worse when their like 10 years old xD

[sooty]

I agree with this 1000% :mad:


:D

[Lucy.]

I hate the cravendale advert.
Profusely.

[Mac Hiavellian]

Attention seekers are like the most annoying people ever.

Lol, love that Mario's still your avatar.

[Ninastar]

The new chatroulette is ****.

[Claymores]

Stacey stinks of dog buscuits - we all know it's true

[Stacey.]

Stacey stinks of dog buscuits - we all know it's true

:nono:

[Danielle1232]

A Wish Joe would stop calling me BABES :? x

[Claymores]

A Wish Joe would stop calling me BABES :? x

Danielle ate full fat cheese this AM and seems to think that's bad - silly girl

[Danielle1232]

Danielle ate full fat cheese this AM and seems to think that's bad - silly girl
It is bad.

[Claymores]

It is bad.

You look too thin girl - eat more

[Beastie]

Claymores can be a bit of a dick at times lol

[Claymores]

Claymores can be a bit of a dick at times lol

I was being honest as Danielle seems worried of diet - sorry for being honest

I'll remove myself to yer intelligent comments

[alc09]

Michelle Bass - why is she in UBB?

[Lee.]

Michelle Bass - why is she in UBB?

Christ knows!! :mad:

[alc09]

God knows why they got her to sing again on Friday, am I right in saying she appeared on BB10 doing the same thing?

It wasn't really that great the first time!

[InOne]

I still prefer Michelle over Vanessa and Ulrika any day :bored:

[Lee.]

God knows why they got her to sing again on Friday, am I right in saying she appeared on BB10 doing the same thing?

It wasn't really that great the first time!

BB10? I don't remember that.. are you sure?

I really can't stand the woman :nono:

[Danielle1232]

You look too thin girl - eat more

No cos then my diet wouldn't work x

[Danielle1232]

Michelle Bass - why is she in UBB?

Cos she has nice hair and a good jacket x

[MTVN]

I still prefer Michelle over Vanessa and Ulrika any day :bored:

Michelle, Ulrika, Vanessa, Chantelle, Preston, Nick...

All crap housemates :sleep:

[alc09]

BB10? I don't remember that.. are you sure?

I really can't stand the woman :nono:
Erm I think there was a week when some old HMs came back for a task, Sophie Reade sung it and so did Michelle from what I remember.

I may well be wrong though.

[Danielle1232]

I'm Gonna Miss You So Much Guess it wasn't Forever♥x
I******INGHATE..It :(

[Claymores]

A lot of peeps from UBB forum will disappear after Friday, I'll miss them

I've done my best to PM invite some across here - like or disagree with views, it's better than tumbleweedland

[Danielle1232]

I'm Sick Eh People Might Move School.. x

[sooty]

London underground is on strike. Some of them were running but not my line.

I have to get up early. I hate to be late to work.

[King Gizzard]

Get one of them bicycle men that have a carriage on the back

there always seem to be millions of them waiting around all over london

[sooty]

To be honest, I do not like people on bicycles when I am driving.
Because I am a nervous driver so I do not like overtaking bicycles.

Today after all, this morning, I walked from Kings-cross to Holborn where I worked. it took just 30 minutes. I was not late to work luckily.

Tonight the station was still closed, luckily I took a bus, but it took more than 50 minutes to get to Kings-cross because of the traffic jam.
(normally it is less than 10 minutes I think) Lots of people got off the bus and walked but I did not have energy to walk.

I would cycle if I can use the special lane for bicycles though.
I do like cycling basically.:)

[Lee.]

What the ACTUAL **** has Simon Neil of Biffy Clyro done to his HAIR???

[MTVN]

How much of a *******ing bellend do you have to be to go watch a film at the cinema and be noisy throughout the whole thing!! I've just been to watch The Last Exorcism and some *****s at the back were talking, making stupid remarks, giggling the whole way through, the whole cinema could hear, at one point some bloke who was sitting nowhere near them shouted (rightly) to them to keep it down because they were ruining the atmosphere for everyone. Gotta hate it when you're in a film with idiots like that, why even go watch it in the first place if you're just gonna sit there doing that!?

It was a good film as well, although that really pissed me off lol

[sooty]

I can not remember when I went to the cinema last.
Even I do not remember the name of the film!:(

[MTVN]

I can not remember when I went to the cinema last.
Even I do not remember the name of the film!:(

I dont go very often which makes it more annoying when you have people like that in there. I've seen Inception as well quite recently but before then I cant remember the last film I saw at the cinema either

[Beastie]

How much of a *******ing bellend do you have to be to go watch a film at the cinema and be noisy throughout the whole thing!! I've just been to watch The Last Exorcism and some *****s at the back were talking, making stupid remarks, giggling the whole way through, the whole cinema could hear, at one point some bloke who was sitting nowhere near them shouted (rightly) to them to keep it down because they were ruining the atmosphere for everyone. Gotta hate it when you're in a film with idiots like that, why even go watch it in the first place if you're just gonna sit there doing that!?

It was a good film as well, although that really pissed me off lol

God.. I hate that when I go to the pictures too.....

Stupid little teeny boppers.. play down an alley way or something.. that's it.. todder off now.....

[Beastie]

I want Stu and Lauren to come back to TIBB please :)

[Stacey.]

How much of a *******ing bellend do you have to be to go watch a film at the cinema and be noisy throughout the whole thing!! I've just been to watch The Last Exorcism and some *****s at the back were talking, making stupid remarks, giggling the whole way through, the whole cinema could hear, at one point some bloke who was sitting nowhere near them shouted (rightly) to them to keep it down because they were ruining the atmosphere for everyone. Gotta hate it when you're in a film with idiots like that, why even go watch it in the first place if you're just gonna sit there doing that!?

It was a good film as well, although that really pissed me off lol

LOL!

It's funny like hearing about that, must be well annoying actually being there though.

[sooty]

I dont go very often which makes it more annoying when you have people like that in there. I've seen Inception as well quite recently but before then I cant remember the last film I saw at the cinema either

I will wait when Inception comes on SKY.

When I went to cinema the first time (1974) in London, I remembered we had to stand and sing a national anthem.
100% sure it was cinema not theatre as I would not be able to afford to go to theatre then.

[sooty]

I want Stu and Lauren to come back to TIBB please :)

I saw Wombai's post few days ago.:)

I do not think I know Lauren, I have heard her name though.
Was her avatar pink shoe?

[sooty]

I have just found our members, lily and lili, are actually the same person.

I have been wondering when lili is coming back but she was here all the time. Wombai and I were talking about her long time ago that we miss lili.
:blush:

[sooty]

Recently Joe44 (dirtyvileHARRYuk) posted about Freddie Mercury who died in 1991. Millions of fans are still missing him even now.
He was died of AIDS.

I remember something about a word AIDS.

When I worked as a sales ledger clerk in a small company around late 1970s, we never heard of disease called AIDS.
As we did not have a computer, we had to take documents (one month sales invoices) to a company called AIDS in order to process statements to our customers for us.

We used to say "Who is going to AIDS this month?" like that.
Accounting Information Development Services.

[sooty]

Recently ITV's morning show had new presenters.
I do not get used to them yet.

My husband said he (one of two) is like comedian.
I was busy preparing to go to work, but I stopped and looked at the male presenter carefully as I did not hear him being funny.

Then I knew what my husband meant!:hugesmile:
http://u.goal.com/95200/95227_news.jpghttp://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/19303.gif
Well, most members would be too young to know Benny Hill.:tongue:

[sooty]

I decided to walk morning and evening from Kings Cross to Holborn where I work to loose weight.
It will take about 30 minutes each.

When I said to my husband about it, I was expecting him to say I did not need to.
But he looked at me and said. "It is a very good idea!" :(

[sooty]

I had a strange dream last night.

There is a dream thread about ourselves but my dream was not myself so I am posting in here.

Yesterday evening my neighbour popped in and we chatted about Strictly Come Dancing. We always watch together when the season starts.

Last night we were particularly talking about Anne Whitcomb.
Why she has to make her fool of herself,,,,,that staff.

Then Ann Whitcomb appeared in my dream the evening.

Actually she was a trained classical ballet dancer and nobody knew it.
Eventough she has not got a figure, she can dance beautifully and we are stunned !!:laugh2:

[Zippy]

I saw Wombai's post few days ago.:)

I do not think I know Lauren, I have heard her name though.
Was her avatar pink shoe?

Yes I think so.

I don't know her though. She seems to be a past favourite who has moved on. Happens a lot on forums.

[sooty]

Yes I think so.

I don't know her though. She seems to be a past favourite who has moved on. Happens a lot on forums.

Oh well,,,,
I am quite enjoying here at the moment.

Wombai seemed to be busy again, specially at debating section.:D

[sooty]

That smiling slimy face, a politician, spoilt my breakfast.

A humanitarian award? The joke of the year.

[Raph]

Ugh don't want to school today. :tongue:

[Stacey.]

I hate it when people talk to you as if you're a ******.

[sooty]

It is sunny in London today.:blush:

[sooty]

It is sunny in London today.:blush:

Ops I made mistake.

I supposed to post this in Jaye's thread. :p

[Claymores]

Ops I made mistake.

I supposed to post this in Jaye's thread. :p

http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/Resources/muppet.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/Resources/muppet.jpg
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/eyb8jPeR.jpg

[Claymores]

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/eyb8jPeR.jpg

http://www.vgg.com/mp3/LetsRamIt.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.vgg.com/mp3/LetsRamIt.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/09/article-0-02F2EF0E00000578-58_468x386.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XDLnpGlOHFU/Sxsmu-F9fKI/AAAAAAAAEj8/QdRsTIZFp8I/s400/tim-tebow-crying_500.jpg

[BBfan46]

I hate you all....


Just joking :)

[sooty]

I hate you all....


Just joking :)

You can say anything, BBfan! This is the "Get it off your chest!" thread.

I often talk to myself and feel much better after that.:hugesmile:

[sooty]

When my colleagues saw I was using walkman when I arrived at office they were very surprised. (I started to walk 30 minutes each morning and evening.)

I was surprised because they were surprised ! :shocked:

[bansheewails]

Stupid Irish government, criminal Irish Bankers, and to top it all Expensive Irish 'free' education. There now I feel better. :D

[Stacey.]

People in general are just so annoying most the time.

[sooty]

Stupid Irish government, criminal Irish Bankers, and to top it all Expensive Irish 'free' education. There now I feel better. :D


:hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

People in general are just so annoying most the time.

Except me.

[Stacey.]

Except me.

You wish I thought that...
















































:love:

[sooty]

:D

[Glenn.]

Discuss? You were discussing and then you threw the discussion at someone? o.O

LOL. This made me laugh!

[Mystic Mock]

twitter is ****.

[GypsyGoth]

I have this pins and needles sensation in my right hand and it won't go away!! I think it's from the way I rest it on the desk while I use the mouse pad. Anyway it's annoying as hell!

[Stacey.]

I have this pins and needles sensation in my right hand and it won't go away!! I think it's from the way I rest it on the desk while I use the mouse pad. Anyway it's annoying as hell!

I had it in my foot today :D I love it though, it feels so nice.

[setanta]

I have this pins and needles sensation in my right hand and it won't go away!! I think it's from the way I rest it on the desk while I use the mouse pad. Anyway it's annoying as hell!

Slap your hand against a wall. Seriously. Sounds mad but it works.

When I have a dead leg I stamp it against the ground a few times. Works a treat.

[sooty]

I saw a thread about citizen's advice bureau.

We had a border problem with neighbour years ago.
Some stage we stopped talking and started make conversations by letters. The neighbour, the husband was a solicitor in a large law firm in City and he used his colleague as his representative.

We could not afford a lawyer so I went to a local citizen's advice bureau.
(My husband became too emotional and did not help the situation so I took over. For him this argument was not a piece of land but feeling betrayed, specially we had a very good friendship for years.)

A lady gave me some advice but I felt she was not keen that if other person was solicitor, the person must had a concrete evidence.

I was losing the argument (it was a long story). But in the end luckily I found an old photo I took when we moved to this place. It cleared everything that I was telling the truth all along!!

[sooty]

It is really very strange.

In real life, I am even temper and very easy going, but in this TiBB, anybody insult Wombai or Joe444 (dirtyvileHARRYuk), I loose temper very quickly!

[Claymores]

twitter is ****.

People quote TWATTER like it's bluddy Reuters or something rather than random bellyaches - it pees me off no end

[Claymores]

You can say anything, BBfan! This is the "Get it off your chest!" thread.

I often talk to myself and feel much better after that.:hugesmile:

My joke of "You're a Muppet" pic got removed - that seems so random when we were just playing!

[Ramsay]

i miss patrick

[sooty]

My joke of "You're a Muppet" pic got removed - that seems so random when we were just playing!

Why? I laughd that picture.

I am not that stuffy person, Ian.:hugesmile:

[sooty]

i miss patrick

He is busy making Xmas presents lists.

[Enid]

Folks can't just leave him alone, can they?

[Raph]

I miss patrick too. and Cara.

[GypsyGoth]

Folks can't just leave him alone, can they?

Good to see you :)

[sooty]

Folks can't just leave him alone, can they?

Enid is back.:blush:

[Stacey.]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. i

[Sarah.]

!"£$%^&*^%$£"!£$%^&^%!"£$%^&:mad::mad::mad::mad:

[sooty]

That is the way to do it.:hugesmile:

[Lee.]

Folks can't just leave him alone, can they?



Nope.. They're out to get him!

[Claymores]

Why? I laughd that picture.

I am not that stuffy person, Ian.:hugesmile:

Seems totally random soots..........maybe it was interpreted wromgly by Mods/Admin in the context of recent 'forum wars'

[sooty]

Last night I left dried cloths in a washing basket on the floor ready to do ironing today.

This morning, one of my cat, fat Charlie, was sleeping in there comfortably. :mad: :(

(I am not going to wash them again...)

[sooty]

Seems totally random soots..........maybe it was interpreted wrongly by Mods/Admin in the context of recent 'forum wars'

I noticed some "forum wars"

This is still better than it becomes too quiet in a future, ending up saying "Good old days, they were fun."

But I do not want lose any members because of this war.

[GypsyGoth]

I had it in my foot today :D I love it though, it feels so nice.

Slap your hand against a wall. Seriously. Sounds mad but it works.

When I have a dead leg I stamp it against the ground a few times. Works a treat.

I wish it was just the tingly one that goes, but this is one that won't go away. I've had it for the last three days on and off. I think it might be because of the way I use the laptop, so I'm going to switch hands and see if it gets better.

[sooty]

It is Monday! :(

[Niamh.]

It is Monday! :(

X 2 :bawling:

[Ninastar]

I have the most spots atm than I have ever had in my whole life :'( seriously I hate them. I look like a freaking man in drag today :'(

[Jordan.]

My college attendance is 18% :bawling:

[Claymores]

My college attendance is 18% :bawling:

Eek! Won't they start hassling you about this?!

[Jordan.]

Eek! Won't they start hassling you about this?!

They already have :shocked:

I need to a full week this week or im getting chucked out.

[Claymores]

They already have :shocked:

I need to a full week this week or im getting chucked out.

No late night for you then this week :)

[sooty]

He is busy making Xmas presents lists.

Wao I have just saw his BB farewell thread.

I just quickly glanced them as there were too many words.
I will read little by little later but I feel for him. :hug:
He really loved BB.

I hope he will be back soon.

[sooty]

The other day when I opened my email at work, I saw a stranger, male, was asking me to have a lunch together sometime this week.

Just for a second, I thought I had a secret admirer.:amazed:

Then the end of the message, I found a familiar name, my former colleague who has just retired last month.
As she did not have her own email address, she only used her husband's.:(

[Jords]

My college attendance is 18% :bawling:

LOL!




I love EMA. :love:

[Stacey.]

They already have :shocked:

I need to a full week this week or im getting chucked out.

:joker:

[sooty]

I miss Stacey's post.

[sooty]

I just saw a member's post that her husband is still romantic after 33 years of their marriage!

I remembered my husband used to send me flowers often before we were married.
Soon after we were married I noticed he did not buy me flowers, so I mentioned it to him, he replied;

"My home is not a Kew Garden." :shocked:

[AfroMullet]

I hate condoms.

There, i said it.

[Niamh.]

I just saw a member's post that her husband is still romantic after 33 years of their marriage!

I remembered my husband used to send me flowers often before we were married.
Soon after we were married I noticed he did not buy me flowers, so I mentioned it to him, he replied;

"My home is not a Kew Garden." :shocked:

:laugh2:

my husband buys me flowers all the time, we're only married 3 years so we'll see how long he keeps it up!

[Ninastar]

weddings make me cry so much.

[Jessica.]

NOSEBLEEDS!!!! :mad: :mad:

[sooty]

:laugh2:

my husband buys me flowers all the time, we're only married 3 years so we'll see how long he keeps it up!

You make Nathan very jealous.:hugesmile:

(I remember your photo with your husband. Wombai said both of you looked very nice, didn't she?)

[sooty]

NOSEBLEEDS!!!! :mad: :mad:
http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/italy.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/01/mona-lisa-picking-nose.jpg

[Niamh.]

You make Nathan very jealous.:hugesmile:

(I remember your photo with your husband. Wombai said both of you looked very nice, didn't she?)

:joker:

and thank you:hugesmile:

[sooty]

I had kippers for breakfast this morning. It was delicious but the smell was all over the rooms.

When I came home tonight, I still traced the smell.:shocked:

[sooty]

weddings make me cry so much.

You need to practice catching it.
http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129127324855489463.jpg?w=390&h=373

[sooty]

Remy has mentioned a stinking old lady on other thread just now. :hugesmile:

That remindes me of this;

One day my friend and I went to a pizza house and I had a very strong garlic dish.

After the meal we went to Tesco to buy something.
When we were standing at vegetable section for a while, there were two old ladies talking and one of them happened to be holding a fresh garlic clove.
She said to other one pointing the fresh garlic, "I did not know garlic could smell before cooking" !!!:shocked:

We quickly left the place.

[sooty]

Tube is strike again on Monday.

It does not matter for me as I will walk.

[King Gizzard]

I fell down the stairs two days ago

It was great

[sooty]

I fell down the stairs two days ago

It was great

I think you have damaged your head, and did not notice it.

[sooty]

It is sunshine now, but the sky is grey.

[sooty]

There is a serious debate going on over there.

I will read them tonight as normally I hardly open the page.

[Niamh.]

I'm still waiting to get a refund from a car hire company since my holiday in August for a car we never got, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Claymores]

I'm still waiting to get a refund from a car hire company since my holiday in August for a car we never got, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mañana my dear - I thought you understood Spanish culture!

[Niamh.]

Mañana my dear - I thought you understood Spanish culture!

No, it's an English company :(

[Claymores]

No, it's an English company :(

English eh - oh well, think 2011 instead of tomorrow Niamh :joker:

[Niamh.]

English eh - oh well, think 2011 instead of tomorrow Niamh :joker:

hhhmmmm, I really feel I have some sort of car curse on me you know, the amount of bad luck I've had with them over the last few years is just not funny!!

[Claymores]

I just saw a member's post that her husband is still romantic after 33 years of their marriage!

I remembered my husband used to send me flowers often before we were married.
Soon after we were married I noticed he did not buy me flowers, so I mentioned it to him, he replied;

"My home is not a Kew Garden." :shocked:

'Once you've caught the fish you don't need to rebait the fishing line' you silly woman :joker:

[Claymores]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~sundholm/funny/menhear.jpg

[Niamh.]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~sundholm/funny/menhear.jpg

:laugh2:

so untrue in my case though, I'm far more lazy than my hubby!!

[Claymores]

:laugh2:

so untrue in my case though, I'm far more lazy than my hubby!!

You're not lazy, you're just a chilled gal eh :wink:

[Niamh.]

You're not lazy, you're just a chilled gal eh :wink:

oh yes, that sounds much better:laugh:

[Ramsay]

i have goneria

[Lee.]

i have goneria

Tsk tsk..spelling young man. It's gonnorhea!

Unfortunate :(

[Claymores]

i have goneria

What Lee said + hope you've contacted all recent partners with the bad news. They must now do the somewhat embarrassing visit to clinic too to be checked, or bad consequences

[sooty]

There is a serious debate going on over there.

I will read them tonight as normally I hardly open the page.

I thought I could make a comment but they were too heavy. I am going to skip it, sorry Angus.
It is impossible to think those adults can be sane. They need psychiatric treatment.

[Claymores]

I thought I could make a comment but they were too heavy. I am going to skip it, sorry Angus.
It is impossible to think those adults can be sane. They need psychiatric treatment.

Quoting yourself is the 1st sign of TIBB fever - recognised illness

[Zippy]

Quoting yourself is the 1st sign of TIBB fever - recognised illness

:joker:

[sooty]

Quoting yourself is the 1st sign of TIBB fever - recognised illness
:(

[sooty]

:joker:

:(:(

[sooty]

'Once you've caught the fish you don't need to rebait the fishing line' you silly woman :joker:
http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/JOgH9JpxGhAQOm8xxkIdTslaGames_free_ca_funny_pictur es-0011.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Zippy]

We :love: Sooty.

[Claymores]

:(

It's OK soots - I'll phone in sick for yer tomorrow - you have TIBBism!

[sooty]

We :love: Sooty.
http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/Images/monkey_smile.jpg

[sooty]

It's OK soots - I'll phone in sick for yer tomorrow - you have TIBBism!
I have never had sick day off since 1995!!:shocked:

[Claymores]

I have never had sick day off since 1995!!:shocked:

Time to catch-up on them then sweetness!

[sooty]

Time to catch-up on them then sweetness!

All I need this week is winning Jackpot!

Dreaming of retirement.
http://www.furrytalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/white-cat-face-wallpapers_11098_1024x768.jpg

[Lee.]

My bloody friend is ALWAYS late!! She was supposed to pick me up at 10 and she's still not here!! I'm the complete opposite and have been siting with my jacket on since 9.30!!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

My bloody friend is ALWAYS late!! She was supposed to pick me up at 10 and she's still not here!! I'm the complete opposite and have been siting with my jacket on since 9.30!!

Going anywhere nice?

hey. :) X Factor tonight. I want to have some ice cream, but I'm not going to. I'm having Lasagne instead.

[sooty]

My bloody friend is ALWAYS late!! She was supposed to pick me up at 10 and she's still not here!! I'm the complete opposite and have been siting with my jacket on since 9.30!!

You are like my husband. :shocked:
He has to be ready in very good time. (in time? on time?)

But still it is much better than late isn't it?

I hope you are not heading to a station to catch a train or anything.

[billy123]

there are some real imbeciles that post here but because they are regulars it gets overlooked if i ever become stupid enough to fall into that category please shoot me.

[Lee.]

Going anywhere nice?

hey. :) X Factor tonight. I want to have some ice cream, but I'm not going to. I'm having Lasagne instead.

Yeah Thomas... Been to slimming clinic. :D

[Lee.]

there are some real imbeciles that post here but because they are regulars it gets overlooked if i ever become stupid enough to fall into that category please shoot me.

Lol.. ok will do :)

[Claymores]

http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/JOgH9JpxGhAQOm8xxkIdTslaGames_free_ca_funny_pictur es-0011.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

http://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lol-cat-middle-finger.jpg

[sooty]

there are some real imbeciles that post here but because they are regulars it gets overlooked if i ever become stupid enough to fall into that category please shoot me.

I have to check the word "imbeciles" as I have never heard of it.
The person does not know the word "imbeciles" is imbecile and I am a regular.:( :bored:

[sooty]

This is a message from bobnot to xxxxxx.:D


http://www.piranhakeeper.com/itempics/threestoogeslicenseplateimbecile001.jpg

[sooty]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

http://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lol-cat-middle-finger.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-black-kitten-noms-finger.jpg

[sooty]

My husband and I went to a café today.
When I saw him over the table, he reminded me of somebody, then I remembered who.

I said to him he would look like Steptoe and son's grandfather.
I was expecting him to say, cheeky bugger, but he just smiled and said thank you.
That worried me. He seemed to be very weak recently.

[Claymores]

My husband and I went to a café today.
When I saw him over the table, he reminded me of somebody, then I remembered who.

I said to him he would look like Steptoe and son's grandfather.
I was expecting him to say, cheeky bugger, but he just smiled and said thank you.
That worried me. He seemed to be very weak recently.

Take him clothes shopping you stingey get!

[sooty]

Take him clothes shopping you stingey get!

Ha ha it was his hair style like one on TV.

But you are right, he is a very poor dresser.
He has decent cloths but he does not like I buy. He would not wear them.
He likes very worn out ones as he says they are comfortable.

Years ago one day, we decided to go to a Japanese restaurant.
Just before we were out, I noticed the shoes he was wearing was not suitable for going out.
I asked him to change to more decent as Japanese are very fashion conscious as I was expecting there would be other Japanese at the restaurant. But he refused it.
I said I would not go he did not change it, he said he would not go he had to change it and we did not go after all.:shocked:
.
One Christmas Party, he refused to go out wearing a cashmere topcoat and insisted to wear the jacket like Michael Foot one. There was an argument the night.

I remembered something else.
He reads the Sun.
Years ago one day he found an article about something he was interested (spinal operation in India or something)
But he lost the paper.
Few days later he started to ask local stores for the paper but it was not successful.
He then, according to him, he started to knock the neighbours doors, expectedly nobody either read them nor kept them.

Then he started to knock the door, totally strange street he had never been.
One house when he knocked the door, a middle age lady answered. He asked the same question, then the lady asked him to wait at the door, he thought at last she had got the Sun.
But she returned holding a pound coin.:shocked:
When he told me about it after I came home, I had to make sure he did not accept the money.
I could not trust his cheekiness just in case. Thank goodness he did not.

Also he told me;
One day he went to a fish and chip shop.
He did not have much appetise, so he asked the person, small fish and no chips.
When he came home he found lots of chips under the fish.:shocked:

[Claymores]

Oh boys - the pound coin and your subsequent angst as to whether he'd taken it was funny! :hugesmile:

[sooty]

Oh boys - the pound coin and your subsequent angst as to whether he'd taken it was funny! :hugesmile:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5hUwsGtDNfs/S1UBnEB8uGI/AAAAAAAAJd8/6vVqi_cgPB0/s400/dog-begging-for-money.jpg

[sooty]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/dog-begging-for-money.jpg

I miss Wombai's post.
Wombai used this picture first time quite while ago.

Recently Wombai became a qualified nurse.
She must have a new responsible position at hospital. I have seen her post now and again in the serious debate but I know she has limited time now.

Good luck, Wombai and hope to see you, now and again in this forum.

[Claymores]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/dog-begging-for-money.jpg

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/d/dog_fail-12828.jpg

[sooty]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/d/dog_fail-12828.jpg

http://www.repmanblog.com/photos/uncategorized/gary_coleman1_1.jpg

[Claymores]

http://www.repmanblog.com/photos/uncategorized/gary_coleman1_1.jpg

Sorry soots - your pic wasn't working earlier

[sooty]

He ha yes, those pictures did disappeared for a while.

I put them back again but I do not know how long they will stay.
For some reason they disspare even after make sure with the preview post.

[sooty]

He ha yes, those pictures did disappeared for a while.

I put them back again but I do not know how long they will stay.
For some reason they disspare even after make sure with the preview post.

The pictures has gone again!

[Claymores]

The pictures has gone again!

probs the site is a private one with many outages

[Zippy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5hUwsGtDNfs/S1UBnEB8uGI/AAAAAAAAJd8/6vVqi_cgPB0/s400/dog-begging-for-money.jpg

Aw now that dog is cute!

[King Gizzard]

I have just had a ferocious battle with my 4 quid toaster from Wilko. The bastard wouldn't be having my hot cross bun fit in, but eventually after much persuasion it did. Then when it did, the bun wouldn't come out

And so the end is nigh for my toaster.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I have just had a ferocious battle with my 4 quid toaster from Wilko. The bastard wouldn't be having my hot cross bun fit in, but eventually after much persuasion it did. Then when it did, the bun wouldn't come out

And so the end is nigh for my toaster.

What do you expect. It is a £4 toaster. Probably the cheapest you can get. Normally for bread that is then toasted. Not hot cross buns. You can buy one's that do hot cross buns or just buy a better toaster. :hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

Lol I didn't expect much thats why I'm willing to smash it with a hammer tomorow

Will be fun

[MissKittyFantastico]

I have just had a ferocious battle with my 4 quid toaster from Wilko. The bastard wouldn't be having my hot cross bun fit in, but eventually after much persuasion it did. Then when it did, the bun wouldn't come out

And so the end is nigh for my toaster.

:laugh2:

You should have bought one of those toasters in your blog :nono:

[Enid]

How to people rack up so much debt yet think they are able to afford holidays abroad and then bury their head in the sand when it all piles on top of them? More money than sense. DON'T SPEND WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT!

[Mystic Mock]

lloyd daniels should not make a record again.

[Braden]

why is it that, people shake their feet about like an idiot

[sooty]

Why Ian was banned and how long?

[MTVN]

Why Ian was banned and how long?

Yeah, I was wondering this. I thought Mods were supposed to put it in the ban thread?

[Stacey.]

I'm guessing he was banned for saying something to Thomas.

He'd seriously better come back :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm guessing he was banned for saying something to Thomas.

He'd seriously better come back :(

see what your thomas has caused again :nono:

nothing but trouble that boy :nono:

[Stacey.]

see what your thomas has caused again :nono:

nothing but trouble that boy :nono:

Yeah but tbh it's not really his fault if people say things to him. No-one that disliked him before can just drop it.

You should love him though :love: You're quite similar.

[sooty]

You should love him though :love: You're quite similar.
:bigsmile:


I think there is no more ban sign under his name but he is not posting any yet.:confused:

[sooty]

Yeah, I was wondering this. I thought Mods were supposed to put it in the ban thread?

I had been looking for it as well but I could not find it.

[Stacey.]

:bigsmile:


I think there is no more ban sign under his name but he is not posting any yet.:confused:

Oh yeah, looks like it was only a one day ban then. Hope he'll be back soon!

[sooty]

Oh yeah, looks like it was only a one day ban then. Hope he'll be back soon!

:thumbs:

[sooty]

I am sorry I am on about Ian.

I have just read the ban thread but there is nothing about his ban.
Anyway he is now free but he is not posting at the moment.:(

[sooty]

Ian is back and busy already.:blush:

[Claymores]

Ian is back and busy already.:blush:

Hardly newsworthy!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V6K4fnZSzxE/SWYBQvVaz4I/AAAAAAAAARM/XYm_cINmKBk/s320/funny-pictures-you-may-kiss-the-paw-of-this-cat.jpg

:joker:

[sooty]

Hardly newsworthy!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V6K4fnZSzxE/SWYBQvVaz4I/AAAAAAAAARM/XYm_cINmKBk/s320/funny-pictures-you-may-kiss-the-paw-of-this-cat.jpg

:joker:
http://www.cardcow.com/images/set268/card00173_fr.jpg

[sooty]

It is lovely sunny today, I want to mow the lawn but I can not.
Nobody make a big noise on Sunday around here as a church is just around the corner.

Their regular banner was updated recently'

"Saints have a past, sinners a future!"

Shall I be a sinner this afternoon?

[Stacey.]

I feel sick :bawling:

[sooty]

I feel sick :bawling:

What is matter with you Stacey? :hug:

[sooty]

What is matter with you Stacey? :hug:

This will cheeer you up.
OWwW_DYmxEw

[sooty]

Bin day tomorrow.
I will do it tomorrow morning.

Hey Charie, why do not you do it for me!
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/lazy-cute-cat.jpg

[sooty]

I am hungry!

[sooty]

Wshing machine is broken.:bawling:

[Lee.]

Wshing machine is broken.:bawling:

Aw Sooty, there is nothing worse!! Me and washing machines don't seem to get on very well... Thank god for mums and mums in law thats all i can say! :)

Hope you get it fixed soon!

[Stacey.]

This will cheeer you up.
OWwW_DYmxEw

Aw thanks :love:

They're so cute seriously! :')

[sooty]

Aw Sooty, there is nothing worse!! Me and washing machines don't seem to get on very well... Thank god for mums and mums in law thats all i can say! :)

Hope you get it fixed soon!

Thank you, happy!

I am visiting laundrette tomorrow. (You are lucky.:blush:)

[sooty]

Aw thanks :love:

They're so cute seriously! :')

I am glad you liked.:blush:

[sooty]

My husband is singing at next room. He must be feeling better.

It is always a same song.:bigsmile:

[sooty]

My husband is singing at next room. He must be feeling better.

It is always a same song.:bigsmile:

Ops I should have posted this to the Kerry's smiling thread.
If Ian was around he would tell me off.

I miss Ian.

[sooty]

On an another thread I was talking about fingers.

I remembered something.

Long ago I went to an evening class to learn typing.
Because it was new to me, I enrolled myself to a beginners class.
At the first lesson, the tutor pointed out to me that I was in a wrong class.
I said I never typed using correct fingers before so I was in the right class. Then she said to me the beginners class was for the people who could use fingers correctly.
I should have gone to a "Keyboard class".:shocked:

[Stacey.]

JORDAN IS LIFE. x