Get it off your chest !

[Ammi]

He's a bad man sooty. ;)

I think he's a good man, just a very naughty boy lol:wink:

[Pyramid*]

Do you mean Claymores? I had noticed that. Shame, he's a great FM:hugesmile:

I think he's a good man, just a very naughty boy lol:wink:


Yes...and I agree. !!!

[sooty]

Sooty, I think when I was younger I used to sometimes say similar things to people, not realising how it sounded, and thinking I was giving them a compliment. Now if someone gives me such a compliment I always think why did they have to add the 'for your age' bit, :hugesmile:

Yes, I know.
This girl was trying hard to sell me something, and she did not realise how I would have felt.:laugh2:

[sooty]

He's a bad man sooty. ;)

Do you mean Claymores? I had noticed that. Shame, he's a great FM:hugesmile:

I like him.

I said to him, if I won a lottery, I will buy TiBB, and gave permban to all members he does not get on. (He has to behave though.) :hugesmile:

[Chuck]

I'm sick and tired of my mustache not growing, I'm 21 and it still looks like Harry!/Patrick's. :(

[CharlieO]

I'm sick and tired of my mustache not growing, I'm 21 and it still looks like Harry!/Patrick's. :(

:laugh2:

[LemonJam]

One of my friends from uni died in a tragic accident. I genuinely have changed my outlook on life since then. I don't want to tell my friends because I don't want their sympathy and it's the same with my family. I just feel lost. :(

[Ammi]

One of my friends from uni died in a tragic accident. I genuinely have changed my outlook on life since then. I don't want to tell my friends because I don't want their sympathy and it's the same with my family. I just feel lost. :(

I'm very sorry, thats horrible for you. I know when I was a teenager I had only known 'old' people to die and then one of my friends was killed in a motorbike accident with her boyfriend. It took me a long time to come to terms with it and all these tears later I still think about it because I'd never known anyone young and healthy and full of promise just die just like that without any warning (i.e. without being ill or anything) If you do know someone you could talk to about it though, it may help. Maybe someone who's also felt the impact of a tragedy in their lives. I know what you mean about not wanting people to be all sympathetic and caring because although they are only trying to be helpful, it will probably make you feel more sad. But if you confide in the right people who wouldn't do that, it really might help:hug:

[Ammi]

Also Lemonjam its normal and understandable to feel lost, a lot of people would feel exactly the same, but you mind need a support network to help you come to terms with it, and that will involve confiding in someone. Bottling up emotions hardly ever makes them go away, they have to be faced. Good luck

[sooty]

rhino, well said.
LemonJam. :hug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lemon jam, rhino :hug:


lately i'd rather read about a movie on wikipedia than watc\h it

[zotler.]

I'm tired, been listening to someone talk about their Maths exam and felt guilty when I fell asleep, but then it was quite a nice sleep so it's hard to feel bad about it...

[LemonJam]

Thanks very much rhino, that helps alot. :) I've talked to a few friends who didn't know him about what happened and they've changed the conversation quickly, but at least they know why I'm distracted. :hug:'s for all!

[InOne]

Hope you feel better soon LJ

[sooty]

I did not know Claymores was banned for three months!
I thought he was on holiday.:(

[sooty]

The first time I opened the picture competition threads just now.

Some of them are very interesting. I will visit them over the weekend.:blush:

[Kate!]

Massive :hug: to LJ. Bereavement is so hard to come to terms with, when I lost my dad to leukaemia I was a mess for a long time. Also my son was only six at the time and kept crying for his Grandad which was heart wrenching. He actually had grief counselling arranged by his school, and it was brilliant, they helped him a lot. One of the things they did with him was make a memory box, from a shoe box, which they covered with wrapping paper to look nice and he put things in it such as photos, cards, and various keepsakes. He still keeps it in his bedroom today, and looks at it from time to time. Plus we always talk about him, to keep the memories alive. So I totally know where you are coming from. I'll stop now cos I am filling up.:bawling::love:

[LemonJam]

Aww Kate :hug:

[Kate!]

Aww Kate :hug:

:)

[sooty]

Massive :hug: to LJ. Bereavement is so hard to come to terms with, when I lost my dad to leukaemia I was a mess for a long time. Also my son was only six at the time and kept crying for his Grandad which was heart wrenching. He actually had grief counselling arranged by his school, and it was brilliant, they helped him a lot. One of the things they did with him was make a memory box, from a shoe box, which they covered with wrapping paper to look nice and he put things in it such as photos, cards, and various keepsakes. He still keeps it in his bedroom today, and looks at it from time to time. Plus we always talk about him, to keep the memories alive. So I totally know where you are coming from. I'll stop now cos I am filling up.:bawling::love:

It was a fantastic idea about a memory box. I really like that.:blush:

[Kate!]

hi Sooty.yes it was a great idea and it helped.x.

[sooty]

My first day of one week holiday.

Sun is shining, I should be out gardening.

But I am still having a cup of tea and enjoying doing nothing!

[sooty]

I opened Serious Debate section and read some of them.

My goodness, I will never survive there, never mind my language problem, I need to be a strong character and conviction I am debating!

http://fsb.zedge.net/content/5/0/0/7/1-5294575-5007-t.jpg

[sooty]

I really better start gardening.

[sooty]

"Daybreak"

New male presenter?!

[sooty]

Thank goodness for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did not know that I could have a cat flap in a double glazing glass.

Very soon, I might be moving to a new property.
When I went to view the place, I could not find a suitable place to have a
cat flap except a glass door.

I liked the property very much but I was worry about the cat flap.

Now I was grate relived to know it. Phew!

[sooty]

Should Aaron see a psychiatrist?

[sooty]

Lunch date today!:amazed:


( With a lady friend~~.:laugh2:)




I better start getting ready.:blush:

[sooty]

A window cleaner came early this morning.

When I went out and paid him, he asked me whether if I was watching eviction.

For seconds I lost words. then I realised he was talking about travellers eviction.:shocked:

[sooty]

Where is Zippy?

[Black Dagger]

My 'friends' are ****ing ******** that is all.

[sooty]

That is life.

[Mystic Mock]

I hate the name Finnley.

[HBB1508]

I hate work and I want to retire - NOW!!!!!

[Kate!]

Why are bus drivers such grumpy horrible bastards? Is it a quality they look for when interviewing them?

[sooty]

Now I know my neighbour's secret! :amazed:

Nine deferent ingredients to make her own salad dressing!
I always wondered why her salad was so delicious.

[sooty]

http://www.digistampboutique.co.uk/catalog/images/234307-finnley.jpg

[Ammi]

Now I know my neighbour's secret! :amazed:

Nine deferent ingredients to make her own salad dressing!
I always wondered why her salad was so delicious.

Sooty, you will have to invite a friend round so you can impress them with your salad dressing

[sooty]

Sooty, you will have to invite a friend round so you can impress them with your salad dressing

Yes, Ammi, I will!:amazed:
(But before that, I have to learn something for a main dish!:laugh2:)

[sooty]

I did not know Pyramid was banned....:(

[Suze]

I did not know Pyramid was banned....:(

Don't worry, like Arnie, Mids will be back :) :D

[Suze]

Where is Zippy?


I quite miss Zippy.

[Doogle]

I hate abusive parents so much ugh.

I don't have them but I know people with them and it's heartbreaking.

[sooty]

Don't worry, like Arnie, Mids will be back :) :D

All right, thank you....

http://webmaths.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/stallone.jpg

[sooty]

I quite miss Zippy.

Me too!

[sooty]

I hate abusive parents so much ugh.

I don't have them but I know people with them and it's heartbreaking.

(For seconds I thought you have!)

poor children

[sooty]

Happy 22nd Birthday, Captain.Remy!

I hope you are keeping well.:blush:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gMte6WwEohk/TP8W6YgZ8vI/AAAAAAAAAL0/90RFUw0dKNA/s1600/sea-of-ducks-birthday.jpg

http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/images//csphoto/1107/00/00/13/18/47/404608_enlrg.jpg

[sooty]

Jennifer Hudson is brave! :shocked:

[Kizzy]

yeah! gimme mids back! she was funny (shakes fist)

[Ammi]

yeah! gimme mids back! she was funny (shakes fist)

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCeAPbfKNodY1B5LCDy4n2Dil-9KYV_9xNeEyhRcXnV1Zpv0zJ

[sooty]

http://www.mobiletoones.com/downloads/wallpapers/love_wallpapers/preview/25/48059-i-will-be-back-soon.jpg


http://www.johnlund.com/images/Funny-Puppy-Pyramid-Kitten.jpg

[Ammi]

http://www.mobiletoones.com/downloads/wallpapers/love_wallpapers/preview/25/48059-i-will-be-back-soon.jpg


http://www.johnlund.com/images/Funny-Puppy-Pyramid-Kitten.jpg

...happy valentine
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTn26xAVx4QUwY8wuK00v9dyS_t-I1kOBPUq-mlkpKzrLKNix9F

[sooty]

Ammi:blush:

What is matter with me. I have been watching Daybreak. There was a young coulple, romantic story, RAF husband.

I was so emotional, actually I was in tears.:shocked:

[King Gizzard]

I need sleep

[Ammi]

Ammi:blush:

What is matter with me. I have been watching Daybreak. There was a young coulple, romantic story, RAF husband.

I was so emotional, actually I was in tears.:shocked:

Oh yes, I saw that Sooty...he looked a bit awkward...LOL...aww

[Ammi]

I need sleep

...night night

[King Gizzard]

Did they replace Adrian and Christine or just keep Dan and that other girl

[Ammi]

Oh..I'd forgotten about them...I think they weren't popular...I like Adrian, Christine's ok I quess...maybe just a bit...forced

[King Gizzard]

Both were horrible, very horrible..awful presenters..just wondered if they'd gotten any new guys lol

[Ammi]

No, they've always been there....I think they only ever recycle on breakfast TV...they reckon we're too tired to notice...I'm on to them

[Ammi]

There's lots of cards and flowers here this morning and none of them are for me :sad:...I think the last time I got flowers was when my son was at college and worked at Sainburys and he brought the dead ones that nobody bought home for me.....I think that may have been on the 17th or 18th Feb though

[King Gizzard]

Postie already? :o

Ours doesn't come till early-late afternoon tskkk

[Ammi]

Postie already? :o

Ours doesn't come till early-late afternoon tskkk

...yeah me and my postie have an agreement Nathan...wink wink

[Marc]

People thought I was pretending to be drunk last night.... I wasn't pretending. Move on

[Ammi]

Yeah Marc...you tell em
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTikvmmx-rOekA5WXwsO9MmdPD8JjIGmYRIVtDwL9NGXu5XMhCV

[sooty]

There's lots of cards and flowers here this morning and none of them are for me :sad:...I think the last time I got flowers was when my son was at college and worked at Sainburys and he brought the dead ones that nobody bought home for me.....I think that may have been on the 17th or 18th Feb though

:laugh3:

For you, Ammi. (It's pity I am not a gentleman.:hugesmile:)

https://www.myflorist.co.uk/sites/myflorist/assets/cache/1645-S[250x248]V40033RS.jpg

[Me. I Am Salman]

I ****ing hate this fat slosher who betrayed me

[Ammi]

:laugh3:

For you, Ammi. (It's pity I am not a gentleman.:hugesmile:)

https://www.myflorist.co.uk/sites/myflorist/assets/cache/1645-S[250x248]V40033RS.jpg

Aww thank you Sooty...it was better than no flowers at all..LOL
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRi3z6TRaJDz8a0mSMwi_MZ5rnlLOlgG ma_y5LOlhIUvzGReTa94g

[sooty]

I found there is a social group called "Ammi's fan club".:amazed:

Everybody loves Ammi.:love:
http://rlv.zcache.com/love_golden_retriever_puppy_and_kitten_stickers-p217997365293546430zv817_400.jpg

[sooty]

Where is Ammi?

[sooty]

BB Frankie Cocozza looks deferent.
He could not have had a cosmetic surgery. He might have lost weight?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Never heard Jay-z's ****as in paris

[sooty]

I had to check who is Jay-z.:hugesmile:
http://www.funny-pics-space.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-reading.gif

[Mystic Mock]

I don't get why there's so many twats in the world, I know there's alot of nice people aswell but I always find it's the nice people that's punished in the world and it's the twats that get everything in life, it's not fair.

[sooty]

I know, life is full of unfairness........

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I had to check who is Jay-z.:hugesmile:
http://www.funny-pics-space.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-reading.gif

Sooty, are you serious? :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!:devil:

[CharlieO]

omg ive done that before :laugh3:

[sooty]

Sooty, are you serious? :joker:

I am afraid I am.:laugh2:

But now I know.

[sooty]

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!:devil:


Ha ha, Ceecee :hugesmile:
How about this. This is an article (part) from Internet. A visitor to Japan wrote about their toilet.

"With Japanese toilets, you can deodorize, should the need arise. In public bathrooms (not in ours) you can even press a button that makes a flushing noise, if you need to toot. There is no reason to lose face in a Japanese bathroom due to flatulence. There's a low and high flush, for number 1 and number 2. (The Earth is also a fan of Japanese toilets.)"

[Vanessa]

Hello everyone! I want Italy to win tonight! Forza azzurri! :dance:

[Marcus.]

Hello everyone! I want Italy to win tonight! Forza azzurri! :dance:

hello vanessa love italy to winn i dont think so sorry

[JobsForTheBoys]

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!:devil:

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?:hugesmile:

[sooty]

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?:hugesmile:

Wasn't he polite?:hugesmile:
George Michael lookalike might have been in there ?:D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!:devil:

or you can just fake cough :idc:

[Jords]

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?:hugesmile:

HAHAHA same scenario happened to me once and I just burst out laughing and had to leave :laugh2:

Best day ever tbh

[sooty]

Where is Ammi?

[Mystic Mock]

I was wondering where Ammi has been aswell Sooty.

Anyway I really am scared that Luke S is only my fourth worst Housemate on Big Brother, and could drop to fifth if Becky isn't careful so it's getting scary.

[sooty]

Ammi might have some family commitment. Let's wait.



Do you like Luke S? I want Deana to win.

Becky is a fantastic entertainer. I liked her when she first joined the house, but not any more for various reasons.

Nice house mates could be boring, on the other hand, annoying, horrible house mates are interesting to watch.
I do not mind they stay in the house longer, as long as they do not win!

Good luck to both of us :D

[Mystic Mock]

Ammi might have some family commitment. Let's wait.



Do you like Luke S? I want Deana to win.

Becky is a fantastic entertainer. I liked her when she first joined the house, but not any more for various reasons.

Nice house mates could be boring, on the other hand, annoying, horrible house mates are interesting to watch.
I do not mind they stay in the house longer, as long as they do not win!

Good luck to both of us :D

No I hate Luke S, it's just that I hate Conor, Ashleigh, and Sara more.

[Munchkins]

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
:devil: just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

[Mystic Mock]

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
:devil: just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

Omg I find that so annoying, the once that happened to me and I shoved the prick out of the way.:devil:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I still want to be the kids from Laguna beach season 1....

[Kate!]

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
:devil: just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

Ignorant moo cow. You should have stood on her foot. :D

I was in a supermarket once and an old man was coming the other way - we both had trolleys. He gave me the evil eye and shouted You! move!

Pffft.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Roger Moore just praised Daniel craig as the best bond ever! I have yet to see any of his movies.

When there's left over mince meat from the meal earlier I like to put in on bread with a slice of cheese and toast it, ummm

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ha ha, Ceecee :hugesmile:
How about this. This is an article (part) from Internet. A visitor to Japan wrote about their toilet.

"With Japanese toilets, you can deodorize, should the need arise. In public bathrooms (not in ours) you can even press a button that makes a flushing noise, if you need to toot. There is no reason to lose face in a Japanese bathroom due to flatulence. There's a low and high flush, for number 1 and number 2. (The Earth is also a fan of Japanese toilets.)"

Oh wow, :joker: The Japanese always ahead, always think of everything. :joker: I need this, including that shower where you just lay down and the shower washes you :conf: (not a bath)

[sooty]

Oh wow, :joker: The Japanese always ahead, always think of everything. :joker: I need this, including that shower where you just lay down and the shower washes you :conf: (not a bath)
:hugesmile:
These must be the latest ones, very modern.
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aYP76kwsjck

[sooty]

Roger Moore just praised Daniel craig as the best bond ever! I have yet to see any of his movies.

When there's left over mince meat from the meal earlier I like to put in on bread with a slice of cheese and toast it, ummm

Really? I thought Sean Connery was the best.
But I really liked Daniel Craig with The Queen at Olympic opening. I will never forget the scene.
Good for Roger Moore. I like modest people.

(Ceecee, you make me hungry!)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Really? I thought Sean Connery was the best.
But I really liked Daniel Craig with The Queen at Olympic opening. I will never forget the scene.
Good for Roger Moore. I like modest people.

(Ceecee, you make me hungry!)

Even though I haven't seen Craig yet, for me Sean was the best. Roger knows too, his ego just won't allow him to admit it publicly so he's saying Craig :devil:

Re: the vids you posted :joker:


When Nickelback's you remind first came out I used to think the third line said "tired of living like a black man" :devil:

[sooty]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7036/6795407032_43c8c80a71_z.jpg

Last Saturday, I had to go to Barnet for shopping and went into the car park, I have not been there for a long time.

I did not know the council changed payment method to "Pay by phone".

Unfortunately I did not have mobile with me the day, I took a chance as I needed to buy few items from near by store and did comeback straight away.

What happened!
Ticket £30 was waiting for me!!

My neighbour does drive but does not use mobile. what happened to people like her!

[sooty]

Our local council needs to save money.
Our streets lights switch off after midnight.

[sooty]

I went out tonight (last night) and came home very late.
On the way home I popped in to 24 hours-open Tesco.

I went to the discount counter as usual.
I found a bargain!! Two donuts for 10p, normal price was £1, as its sell by date was running out in one hour time, I bought the pack.

Then while I was watching TV, I ate both of them even I was not hungry at all.

I wish I had never been to Tesco tonight.:(

[Josy]

Everyone's allowed a treat every now and then Sooty :) plus it was a bargain :amazed:

[King Gizzard]

Let's have one then Sooty

[Mystic Mock]

There was this annoying thing on my chest earlier today, it was like I wanted to get something off my chest.

[Mystic Mock]

Anyway going on topic after that awful joke here it goes.

1. Everytime you type the letter J as the first letter on Youtube's search engine Justin Bieber always pops up with his stupid songs.

2. The X Factor is just getting stupid now, thankfully I will be betting on it this year so I might get something out of it, but seriously i've seen people on BB that's more likeable than this lot.

3. Shallow people make my blood boiling.

4. If your a famous celebrity or upper class you can get away with anything you like, I thought we are all suppose to be equal? I guess not.

5. People that are narrow minded, I always believe you should be open to new things, even if you don't like the sound of it.

[sooty]

Everyone's allowed a treat every now and then Sooty :) plus it was a bargain :amazed:


Yes Josy, but I skipped breakfast this morning not because I was not hungry, but I was worried about my ever expanding waistline.:p

[sooty]

Let's have one then Sooty

Nothing left, Nathan!:hugesmile:

[sooty]

There was this annoying thing on my chest earlier today, it was like I wanted to get something off my chest.

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1445lol-cats-tell-me-maybe-i-help.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1445lol-cats-tell-me-maybe-i-help.jpg

I've already done them im afraid.:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I would go to a One Direction concert. :hmph:

[Mystic Mock]

I would go to a One Direction concert. :hmph:

But as The Petshop Boys once sung, it's a sin.:shocked::joker:

[CharlieO]

My chest isn't big enough and theres nothing I can do about it here which infuriates me.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

But as The Petshop Boys once sung, it's a sin.:shocked::joker:

comeon they are so much fun. In 10 yrs time people will call them classic, just like people admit they enjoyed steps, and all them pop acts of yesteryears :hmph:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

My chest isn't big enough and theres nothing I can do about it here which infuriates me.

Padded bras girl. Get to stuffin!

[King Gizzard]

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile... Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your ****ty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna ****ing talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles... Were just a band.
Led Zepplin... Just a band.
The Beach Boys... Just a band.
The Sex Pistols... Just a band.
The Clash... Just a band.
Crass... Just a band.
Minor Threat... Just a band.
The Cure... Just a band.
The Smiths... Just a band.
Nirvana... Just a band.
The Pixies... Just a band.
Oasis... Just a band.
Radiohead... Just a band.
Bloc Party... Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys... Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise... kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying "Is it".

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^wow someone's been busy.

[Brother Leon]

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile... Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your ****ty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna ****ing talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles... Were just a band.
Led Zepplin... Just a band.
The Beach Boys... Just a band.
The Sex Pistols... Just a band.
The Clash... Just a band.
Crass... Just a band.
Minor Threat... Just a band.
The Cure... Just a band.
The Smiths... Just a band.
Nirvana... Just a band.
The Pixies... Just a band.
Oasis... Just a band.
Radiohead... Just a band.
Bloc Party... Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys... Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise... kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying "Is it".

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill

Thou shalt not read all that.

[King Gizzard]

My debut track

yoN6XfyQsr4

[CharlieO]

Padded bras girl. Get to stuffin!

I would if i could hun

They need torso spanx for men

[sooty]

I would go to a One Direction concert. :hmph:


Are you serious, Ceecee?

(Ops I am sorry.:hugesmile:)

[sooty]

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile... Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your ****ty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna ****ing talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles... Were just a band.
Led Zepplin... Just a band.
The Beach Boys... Just a band.
The Sex Pistols... Just a band.
The Clash... Just a band.
Crass... Just a band.
Minor Threat... Just a band.
The Cure... Just a band.
The Smiths... Just a band.
Nirvana... Just a band.
The Pixies... Just a band.
Oasis... Just a band.
Radiohead... Just a band.
Bloc Party... Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys... Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise... kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying "Is it".

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill

Are you compeinting with Joe, Nathan?:hugesmile:

[sooty]

Thou shalt not read all that.

:hugesmile:

[sooty]

My chest isn't big enough and theres nothing I can do about it here which infuriates me.

Oh yes, you can, Charlie! 30stone will tell you.
(Where is 30stone these days?)

http://comments20.com/Recados/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Funny-Weightlifting-6.jpg

http://pinkbluelovescute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Cat-swimming.jpeg

[Mystic Mock]

30Stone wants to be 40Stone.

[sooty]

This is 30stone/Ben, TiBB staff - moderator.
I think this picture was taken before he started bodybuilding.

He will come back one day.
http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq288/Deltoids7/2010-04-17164054-2.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^Dayum :amazed:

Are you serious, Ceecee?

(Ops I am sorry.:hugesmile:)

Yes I am.They are fun Sooty and you know it. :nono:


-I made the mistake of watching the Jimmy saville, Louis Theroux interview before going to sleep. The man just freaked me out, especially his eyes. :bawling: He would play a psycho character in a film perfectly. the man from saw or something. :bawling: Anyway he was in my dream/nightmare. Don't remember what he was doing there, but he just scared me, especially those damn eyes :bawling:


-I secretly envy nuns. I mean I am sure that once in a blue moon they have that feeling of wanting a man, intimacy but 99.9 percent of their life they live not wanting or lusting for man, sex, and they don't have to deal with all the emotional crap that loving someone brings. Lucky bitches :bawling:

[Ninastar]

I went out tonight (last night) and came home very late.
On the way home I popped in to 24 hours-open Tesco.

I went to the discount counter as usual.
I found a bargain!! Two donuts for 10p, normal price was £1, as its sell by date was running out in one hour time, I bought the pack.

Then while I was watching TV, I ate both of them even I was not hungry at all.

I wish I had never been to Tesco tonight.:(

this might be the cutest thing I have ever read on TiBB

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

30Stone wants to be 40Stone.

Keep eating, yo.

[Apple202]

this might be the cutest thing I have ever read on TiBB

:joker: oh sooty you

[sooty]

^^Dayum :amazed:



Yes I am.They are fun Sooty and you know it. :nono:



-I made the mistake of watching the Jimmy saville, Louis Theroux interview before going to sleep. The man just freaked me out, especially his eyes. :bawling: He would play a psycho character in a film perfectly. the man from saw or something. :bawling: Anyway he was in my dream/nightmare. Don't remember what he was doing there, but he just scared me, especially those damn eyes :bawling:


Unbelievable!!
Why now! Why we did not know about him till now!
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/7/28/128932866171147924.jpg

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1364618.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Jimmy+Savile+pictured+in+1968

[sooty]

this might be the cutest thing I have ever read on TiBB

:joker: oh sooty you

http://d13n9ry8xcpemi.cloudfront.net/photo/odai/400/29499006e1887da198dbad8f7750c256_400.jpg

[sooty]

-I secretly envy nuns. I mean I am sure that once in a blue moon they have that feeling of wanting a man, intimacy but 99.9 percent of their life they live not wanting or lusting for man, sex, and they don't have to deal with all the emotional crap that loving someone brings. Lucky bitches :bawling:

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_daveh/mikedavid2.jpg

http://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/84070/84070,1241598632,1/stock-photo-sexy-nun-reading-bible-29756869.jpg

[Kate!]

When I post on someone's wall/pm them to ask them something, and they don't bother to

BLOODY WELL REPLY......

it makes my blood boil. I don't mind if you say no to what I am asking you, but ffs please have the manners to respond...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCFYGcjmwEzvYexaMkDSvIi3jFaM0J4 pLFxorCoK3rWqFzspvP




I am only venting, I love you all :love:

[Lee.]

-gulps, and checks pms-

...and whilst we're having rants, I may as well have one! Every every single time I take my kids to the park, we have to leave because of massive dogs running about!

Dies anybody have any idea how I go about making a new law that states all digs should be on leads in public places, especially kiddies playparks!

[Niamh.]

I thought dogs were supposed to be kept on leads in parks? I'm pretty sure they are here anyway (not that everyone actually does it)

[Lee.]

I thought dogs were supposed to be kept on leads in parks? I'm pretty sure they are here anyway (not that everyone actually does it)

Nah, the only thing the law says is that dogs have to be kept under control... no mention of leads, so folk reckon if they shout "Rover" and their dog comes back, then they are classed as under control.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I've never seen any of the star wars films. Apparently they're very good.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

-gulps, and checks pms-

...and whilst we're having rants, I may as well have one! Every every single time I take my kids to the park, we have to leave because of massive dogs running about!

Dies anybody have any idea how I go about making a new law that states all digs should be on leads in public places, especially kiddies playparks!

Hear bloody hear, man!! I am scared of dogs and every time I see one I have to cross the road. I don't know why dog owners can't understand that not everybody loves dogs and dogs don't love everybody. They also sniff fear. That is why the other day in the park, a dog came running towards me. I stood still, I shouted towards the owner that I am scared of dogs can you please hold him. They looked at me like I was insane, and like they didn't understand what I was saying. GRRRRRR.

keep them on a lead.

[Mystic Mock]

Why does my chest always feel like it wants to let something out? it's annoying me.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_daveh/mikedavid2.jpg

http://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/84070/84070,1241598632,1/stock-photo-sexy-nun-reading-bible-29756869.jpg

:joker: Sooty. :bawling::bawling:
Unbelievable!!
Why now! Why we did not know about him till now!
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/7/28/128932866171147924.jpg

]

Too cute. But too late. The nightmare has been had :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

WHY IS THERE NO FOoD IN THIS HOUSE

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

WHY IS THERE NO FOoD IN THIS HOUSE
Because you didn't go shopping, mayne.

[Mystic Mock]

Run for your life.............................................. .......................................... run for your life.............................................. ........................................ run for your life.............................................. ........................... you'll get there in time....................................

[King Gizzard]

Mock go get me some ice cream

[Mystic Mock]

Mock go get me some ice cream

I can't as i've got a sore throat.

[King Gizzard]

You dick

[Mystic Mock]

You dick

:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I can't go to sleep without conjuring up a filthy fantasy. I've tried without it, just doesn't work. I twist for a long time without sleeping. With the fantasy i usually fall asleep before penetration.

[Mystic Mock]

I always come up with dirty fantasies aswell, is there something wrong with me to be thinking of sex as much as I do?:bawling:

[King Gizzard]

I always come up with dirty fantasies aswell, is there something wrong with me to be thinking of sex as much as I do?:bawling:

How some girls always think that all guys are sex mad and cheat on there girlfriends/wife, my Mom made a comment similar to this the other day and I had to hold myself back as it was like she doesn't realise that im a guy and im nothing like that.

Well well well Mock

[LemonJam]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4zaeb2fW1ru6hifo2_500.gif

[Mystic Mock]

Alright im a little bit guilty of it lol, not that she knows.

[Roy Mars III]

mock got mocked

[King Gizzard]

Got to up your game Mock you have been slacking recently

[Mystic Mock]

Crap.

[King Gizzard]

There we go

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I still watch this quite a bit. :bored:

Gx2ulZRTXes

Just love the togetherness and how they all dance like broken dolls at the end. :D

[Marcus.]

I still watch this quite a bit. :bored:

Gx2ulZRTXes

Just love the togetherness and how they all dance like broken dolls at the end. :D

same here

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

same here

There needs to be an ultimate bb part 2 right now, with John james :bawling:

[Marcus.]

There needs to be an ultimate bb part 2 right now, with John james :bawling:

yeah

[Mystic Mock]

There needs to be an ultimate bb part 2 right now, with John james :bawling:

No as him and his fans ****ed me off the first time.:joker:

No offence to any John James fans on here.

[Marcus.]

i have dirty fantasies of becky

[Vanessa]

I want to rip Emmett Scanlan clothes off and throw him on my bed! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

I want to rip Emmett Scanlan clothes off and throw him on my bed! :amazed::evilgrin:

oh it an bit like that whith mine but whith becky

[MTVN]

What filth in this thread, need to get Sooty to sort you out

[Mystic Mock]

Mines bondage with Amelia Lily.

I seriously need help lol.

[Marcus.]

Mines bondage with Amelia Lily.

I seriously need help lol.

oh :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What filth in this thread, need to get Sooty to sort you out

Sorry I think I started the disorderly conduct by saying I can't fall asleep without conjuring up dirty fantasies and that I usually fall asleep before penetration :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No as him and his fans ****ed me off the first time.:joker:

No offence to any John James fans on here.

He was a twat but a legend
http://i50.tinypic.com/iw0rrd.jpg

[Marcus.]

I want to rip Emmett Scanlan clothes off and throw him on my bed! :amazed::evilgrin:

i have dirty fantasies of becky

Mines bondage with Amelia Lily.

I seriously need help lol.

what are we like :joker:

[King Gizzard]

I still watch this quite a bit. :bored:

Gx2ulZRTXes

Just love the togetherness and how they all dance like broken dolls at the end. :D

what a great underrated series

[Mystic Mock]

what are we like :joker:

We are like animals.:devil::joker:

[Marcus.]

We are like animals.:devil::joker:

yeah but it fun to fantasies

[Mystic Mock]

yeah but it fun to fantasies

Agreed.

[Vanessa]

I like bondage and spanking! :evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

Agreed.

even better if one you fancy

[Mystic Mock]

I like bondage and spanking! :evilgrin:

:devil:

And I agree BB12.

[Marcus.]

I like bondage and spanking! :evilgrin:

nah not me i like the soft stuff

[Marcus.]

I like bondage and spanking! :evilgrin:

:devil:

And I agree BB12.

we have we turn to thread into

[King Gizzard]

Jesus christ what has gotten into you lot

[Mystic Mock]

Jesus christ what has gotten into you lot

The O Virus.

We love Christopher, we love Christopher.

[Marcus.]

Jesus christ what has gotten into you lot

i have no idea :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

It's all so quiet, it's all so still, it's all pieceful until, when you've fallen in love zing boom! skies up above zing boom!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

what a great underrated series

Josie totally ruined it for me. I still hate her. Every time I see her I think about the fact that she didn't wash her minge for days. Gross mayne. Especially if you're a bit on the heavier side, thighs rub together. Hygiene is a must. Oh What John must've smelt down thurr :bawling:

[LemonJam]

I still watch this quite a bit. :bored:

Gx2ulZRTXes

Just love the togetherness and how they all dance like broken dolls at the end. :D

Ben in that is genuinely hilarious <3 such an awkward turtle.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ben in that is genuinely hilarious <3 such an awkward turtle.

Lol the way he kept clinging on to Rachel at the beginning-she was like get off me :joker:

[Marcus.]

The O Virus.

We love Christopher, we love Christopher.

that we saying this for

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

vjlMT9G9Bk8

This is what I mean about dog owners. They do not give a ****. So bloody unapologetic. They have about 50 dogs coming towards a biker and they response is why are you even riding through here? It's a public road! Even the biker is like just apologize ffs. Sort it dog owners :bored: Not all dogs owners are like this though, which is nice.

[MeMyselfAndI]

God that guy riding the bike is a jerk

[Ramsay]

definitely should not of been on that road

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^evils.

Wanna watch porn right now. That Chloe Nicole always seems extremely horny and cracks me the hell up the way she looks like she's having a stroke :devil:

[Novo]

That's why you watch Lacey Duvalle instead

[King Gizzard]

Naomi Banxxx

[King Gizzard]

with a hint of Alexis Texas

[Novo]

Think we've been watching to much Ebony

[King Gizzard]

bookmarked the xhamster page really

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ooh Lacey Duvalle is hot. :D

My mama would slap me. :(

[Novo]

http://www.xcomment.com/g3/img/l_5fadb51f024f4a29fdd840543a3b4908101108045157.gif

[Roy Mars III]

Missy Stone >

[Roy Mars III]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/misty-stone-horizon-los-angeles-premiere-0lLOe9.jpg

[sooty]

I just found that Pyramid was banned for 6 month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thesheriff443]

I just found that Pyramid was banned for 6 month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, thats too much!
its a big brother forum for fgs.

[Vanessa]

Damn rainy weather! :mad:

[Vanessa]

Sounds like jail! :joker:

[Marcus.]

i fancy gemma coillins


http://i50.tinypic.com/4pz95f.jpg me likey:evilgrin:

[sooty]

no, thats too much!
its a big brother forum for fgs.

I miss Pyramid.:bawling:

[sooty]

i fancy gemma coillins


http://i50.tinypic.com/4pz95f.jpg me likey:evilgrin:

I thought you fancied Becky.:suspect:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/square/250/g/gemma-collins-shine-2012-med.jpg

[sooty]

I must plant spring bulbs before the first frost.

[Mystic Mock]

Ailema is hot.

[Marcus.]

I thought you fancied Becky.:suspect:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/square/250/g/gemma-collins-shine-2012-med.jpg

i do but she an close second

[sooty]

http://answersto.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jayne_mansfield.jpg?w=482&h=499

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I just found that Pyramid was banned for 6 month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh how come? Just the other day I was saying how she is a great cook in the dinner thread. What happened?

[sooty]

Ugh how come? Just the other day I was saying how she is a great cook in the dinner thread. What happened?

I really do not know as I do not visit many threads.

I only guess that trouble posts (which ever they were) might had been deleted as I checked her last post but I did not find anything bad enough to be banned for six month! :(

[thesheriff443]

I really do not know as I do not visit many threads.

I only guess that trouble posts (which ever they were) might had been deleted as I checked her last post but I did not find anything bad enough to be banned for six month! :(

3 months for insulting a mod and another three months because she had not long come back from three months ban. i dont agree with the second three months!, after all she did her 3 months ban,
banned for being banned!

[thesheriff443]

Ailema is hot.

sticky finger's:shocked:

[Vanessa]

3 months for insulting a mod and another three months because she had not long come back from three months ban. i dont agree with the second three months!, after all she did her 3 months ban,
banned for being banned!

It's very harsh. I agree. :(

[sooty]

3 months for insulting a mod and another three months because she had not long come back from three months ban. i dont agree with the second three months!, after all she did her 3 months ban,
banned for being banned!


:(:(:(:bawling:

[MTVN]

It wasn't 3 months just for insulting a Mod, she had only quite recently been back from a 3 month ban and was behaving in exactly the same way so she was given a final warning and then she carried on attacking a Mod quite personally in posts which were deleted. It's a 6 month ban because that's the standard procedure, after coming back from a 3 month ban if they haven't much changed then the next ban is a 6 month one

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Too bad about Pyramid. :(

Never watched gangnam style. Had never heard of it. Only heard about it when Nicky from westlife did it, but I don't remember which programme it was :conf:
Cannot be arsed for stupidness, although i'll probably enjoy it if I do watch it.

[Doogle]

I fancy sooty :/

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I fancy sooty :/

Woohoo get in there, Sooty :elephant:

Actually, Sooty might be too good for you. :hmph:

You need to go through an approvement test-

1) What are your intentions?
2) Do you have a job? If not, how are you supported and own the clothes on your back?
3)Can you cook?
4) Are you a gentleman, such as opening doors for women?
5)Do you enjoy old classic music as well as easy listening music?

More to come.

[Doogle]

Woohoo get in there, Sooty :elephant:

Actually, Sooty might be too good for you. :hmph:

You need to go through an approvement test-

1) What are your intentions?
2) Do you have a job? If not, how are you supported and own the clothes on your back?
3)Can you cook?
4) Are you a gentleman, such as opening doors for women?
5)Do you enjoy old classic music as well as easy listening music?

More to come.
1. To love her and be her one and only
2. No I'm 15 but I'm looking for a job
3. Yes, pretty well
4. Of course
5. I do, although I don't listen to it much

Hope I passed :amazed:

[sooty]

I fancy sooty :/

Woohoo get in there, Sooty :elephant:

Actually, Sooty might be too good for you. :hmph:

You need to go through an approvement test-

1) What are your intentions?
2) Do you have a job? If not, how are you supported and own the clothes on your back?
3)Can you cook?
4) Are you a gentleman, such as opening doors for women?
5)Do you enjoy old classic music as well as easy listening music?

More to come.

1. To love her and be her one and only
2. No I'm 15 but I'm looking for a job
3. Yes, pretty well
4. Of course
5. I do, although I don't listen to it much

Hope I passed :amazed:

:joker:

3)I am trying.:p
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/m/S/p/d/a.aaa-Whos-the-Chef-now.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:joker:

3)I am trying.:p
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/m/S/p/d/a.aaa-Whos-the-Chef-now.jpg

Sooty, that looks half done. Get back in the kitchen. :devil:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

1. To love her and be her one and only
2. No I'm 15 but I'm looking for a job
3. Yes, pretty well
4. Of course
5. I do, although I don't listen to it much

Hope I passed :amazed:

Almost.

Do you like big bang theory? :hmph:

[Doogle]

Almost.

Do you like big bang theory? :hmph:

I don't know if you want me to say yes or no :suspect:

It's watchable but a bit overrated

[sooty]

Sooty, that looks half done. Get back in the kitchen. :devil:
I knew it was too complicated. :mad:


"Can I help you?":cool:
"Yes, please!":amazed:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Y/B/0/d/a.baa-dog-chef.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I knew it was too complicated. :mad:


"Can I help you?":cool:
"Yes, please!":amazed:
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/Y/B/0/d/a.baa-dog-chef.jpg

What are you staring at chef? Is something missing? YES! INGREDIENTS! Go fetch. :hmph:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I don't know if you want me to say yes or no :suspect:

It's watchable but a bit overrated

Ding ding ding! Great answer! Sooty, he's all yours now. Get your groove on, gyal. :D

[Doogle]

:amazed: :lovedup:

[sooty]

What are you staring at chef? Is something missing? YES! INGREDIENTS! Go fetch. :hmph:

"I am clever, I am clever, I can make fried egg, too.":thumbs2:
http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dog-holding-eggs.jpg

[sooty]

Ding ding ding! Great answer! Sooty, he's all yours now. Get your groove on, gyal. :D

Panic!

Attend cookery crash course :hugesmile:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S2olJnFhByI/AAAAAAAARI4/_qLh3mJ7s-s/s640/Cooking+Cat.jpg

[Marcus.]

I like big girls they got more to cuddle

[Roy Mars III]

you've never said

[Marcus.]

you've never said

oh did i not

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"I am clever, I am clever, I can make fried egg, too.":thumbs2:
http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dog-holding-eggs.jpg

Oh Sooty, who am I to talk. I still do this

http://i50.tinypic.com/wi7ar5.jpg
to even pop corn in the microwave :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

sooty you are my hero

[InOne]

Tempted to get a big dirty kebab and destroy it. mmmmmmmmm naan bread

[sooty]

sooty you are my hero
http://di1-3.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/1b/43/f2/96546165-260x260-0-0_Vermont+Teddy+Bear+15+You+re+My+Hero+Teddy+Bear. jpg

[sooty]

Oh Sooty, who am I to talk. I still do this

http://i50.tinypic.com/wi7ar5.jpg
to even pop corn in the microwave :bawling:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_HrB0FFnvXCU/SqlnCkF4HQI/AAAAAAAACAQ/chT87LzX9Ik/Story%20board%205%20mum%20and%20cat%20watching%20m ovie.jpg
http://artsyswag.com/img01/funny-popcorn01.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

I fancy a Burger King.

[InOne]

Tempted to get a big dirty kebab and destroy it. mmmmmmmmm naan bread

I got my kebab it was very nice :pipe:

[Kate!]

I am just deciding what to have for my tea, cba cooking owt.

Off to the chippy for a fish and peas. :love:

[Kizzy]

Why has it taken me 3 hours to lay a carpet in an 8ft by 8ft room!!! ffs!

[Kizzy]

I am just deciding what to have for my tea, cba cooking owt.

Off to the chippy for a fish and peas. :love:

mmm, ages since I had a fish shop fish yum! I had a southern fried fillet sarnie and a cuppa soup.

[Vicky.]

I hate you all for making me hungry :bored:

[King Gizzard]

I've just put 24 chicken dippers in the oven and I intend on eating every single one of them

[Mystic Mock]

I've just put 24 chicken dippers in the oven and I intend on eating every single one of them

Can you at least give me double that amount please kind sir?:hugesmile: