Little things that really irritate you.

[Roy Mars III]

anyone that likes the Big Bang theory

[Ramsay]

anyone that likes the Big Bang theory

this
worst show on air these days

[LemonJam]

ironically I just got a super short haircut and now I look like a French Sheldon.

[Ammi]

..people who say 'simples'

[King Gizzard]

bit harsh ammi

[Marc]

I wasn't even referring to you.

/awkward

[King Gizzard]

I am as far as I'm aware the only one with my name in the whole world

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Wow all those true Hollywood stars of yesteryears always turn out to be gay when I read about them.

Montgomery Clift, Jack Larson, of Course Rock Hudson, James Dean, allegedly Marlon Brando, Paul Newman..sigh

[LemonJam]

People in halls who're like "HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN TO HOW BASSY MY SPEAKERS ARE HAHAHAHA YOLO" and I hope they become deaf because inconsistent rumblings is possibly one of the most annoying sounds ever.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw watching Higher learning (1995) the scene where Ice cube and his boys chase down a white boy because he called a black girl "black bitch!" they force him to apologize and say " sorry beautiful black woman. mother of the universe "
Nowadays that would never happen. Todays black men don't stick up for black women.

[Mystic Mock]

Everytime I have enough money to get my haircut and then something always happens to make me have to either give my money to my parents, or it gets held up for another week due to Resi Evil.

[Shaun]

thing that irritates me: people leaving teabags in the sink

Wow all those true Hollywood stars of yesteryears always turn out to be gay when I read about them.

Montgomery Clift, Jack Larson, of Course Rock Hudson, James Dean, allegedly Marlon Brando, Paul Newman..sigh

I've noticed that :laugh: basically every actor from the 30s-60s was a bit gay, according to Wikipedia. :/

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when a takeaway on just eat don't have any drinks advertised. You can only get drink if you spend over 20 pound :cloud:

[King Gizzard]

had a kebab through just eat earlier, was terrible

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

had a kebab through just eat earlier, was terrible
never order kebab or chips and chicken from just eat. What's wrong with you :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

alan carr or american pie wedding :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

American Pie of course

I had some cupcakes which were heavenly but now I'm in a bloated food coma :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

American Pie of course

I had some cupcakes which were heavenly but now I'm in a bloated food coma :(

Too late. :( Chose carr because they play AP every month anyway

[King Gizzard]

You knob

[Marc]

Being unable to perform with my wife

[thesheriff443]

Being unable to perform with my wife

do you have a wife?

[Mystic Mock]

Being unable to perform with my wife

Why? is she imaginary? or is she angry at you at the moment?:devil:

[thesheriff443]

Why? is she imaginary? or is she angry at you at the moment?:devil:

i was going to ask which hand he calls wife.

[Mystic Mock]

i was going to ask which hand he calls wife.

Right because she always is.:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Right because she always is.:joker:

she caught him doing it with his left.

[Mystic Mock]

she caught him doing it with his left.

And then they both got stuck in the middle.

[thesheriff443]

And then they both got stuck in the middle.

its gonna get messy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Still can't stand chezza. Someone needs to give her a good seeing to like some random girls did to sam and billie faiers. :bawling: Ok maybe not that violent but she needs to be brought down 10 pegs. Who does she think she is :bawling:

[Marc]

Why? is she imaginary? or is she angry at you at the moment?:devil:

i was going to ask which hand he calls wife.

Right because she always is.:joker:

Successfully Mocked.

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/oscars.gif

[Marc]

When you get really comfy and you're ready to nod off but then all of a sudden you need a wee, then you leave your bed and when you're back you can't get that exact comfort back :(

[Jake.]

When you get really comfy and you're ready to nod off but then all of a sudden you need a wee, then you leave your bed and when you're back you can't get that exact comfort back :(

this :( if I go for a wee and go on my ipad for, say 15 minutes, I won't go to sleep until I use the loo again, it's so weird

[King Gizzard]

first world problems eh

Tooth ache :'(

[Locke.]

And then they both got stuck in the middle.

Calm down Mock!!!!!

[Alf]

people making millions of pounds out of the music bussines, when they cant sing, cant play an instrument, and cant write lyrics.

simon cowell comes to mind, just why has he made millions out of music?

[King Gizzard]

Whenever the XF starts and people always say their favourite had an amazing performance when deep down they know they didn't really like it

and when there's someone who they obviously see as a threat to their act, make out they're awful when they're not :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

Making typos because of tiredness :cloud:

[King Gizzard]

I don't think i've consumed anything containing water today and i'm starting to feel terrible and weird

I am not good at this

[LemonJam]

Do you usually drink caffeinated drinks?

[LemonJam]

oh nvm i read that wrong f/

[King Gizzard]

No normally fizzy but I've stopped having them, normally flavoured water but for some reason I've forgot to all day

Just drank about 3 pints of water though

[Kizzy]

3 pints...at this time of night? £10 says nathan pees the bed...

[King Gizzard]

Don't go to bed till about 7 so

[Kizzy]

Thats ok then :) well i'''m pissed as a fart so night night god bless.

[MTVN]

Yes that's quite enough of that

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

My tv is acting a bit dodgy lately. The image slides down then it shuts down :conf: As soon as Ella did her high note, it did it again :joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/TrN9B.png

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://i.imgur.com/TrN9B.png

I see what you saying.

[Jordan.]

Kids birthday parties

[MTVN]

How a pair of headphones never seem to last more than a couple of months before they break

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The way the people on strictly get overly emotional. Get lost it's not life or death.

[Jordan.]

The way the people on strictly get overly emotional. Get lost it's not life or death.

I wouldn't be so sure, most of them are over 80.

[King Gizzard]

The oldest is 74

[King Gizzard]

Both of my sweepstakes, XF and SCD have gone out in one day, what is this madness

[King Gizzard]

That I don't have an old cool jeep so I can cruise along listening to this

OAdTbE9LAtY

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Caroline Flack's laugh.

[MTVN]

When me spell check tries to change criticise to criticize

[King Gizzard]

and my to me by the looks of it

unless you're being Northern for the night

[MTVN]

Aye

[LemonJam]

so I found out Youtube now does films, so I go through it and notice this at the bottom:

http://i48.tinypic.com/244t8pw.png

I mean... I've never seen these films but looking at those first two it really makes you wonder 'is this REALLY how the LGBT community want to portray themselves?' So I went into the category and over half the films there were shirtless/mostly naked men looking slutty. It just really irks me that this is how the community is represented through film rather than thought provoking storylines it's "HOT HOT MEN DOING EACH OTHER~" which is basically softcore gay porn.

I've never seen any of these films and they could be completely different to how I think they are (although I highly doubt it) but just those covers alone speak volumes about how the LGBT is viewed, and 100% honestly, it just makes me hate being bisexual even more.

[/rant]

[King Gizzard]

Scott's probably seen all 3

Didn't know they let porn on YT

[Mystic Mock]

Scott's probably seen all 3

Didn't know they let porn on YT

:joker:

And neither did I.

[MTVN]

Loving Annabelle looks like a nice film though

[King Gizzard]

the John Lewis advert and that god damn song is SO ANNOYING GO AWAY

[Jake.]

I wouldn't be so sure, most of them are over 80.

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

That I never get to hear John Denver's You Fill Up My Senses enough.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Shoulder hurts so bad I feel like i'm going to vomit.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That my landlord always comes without warning. foook off!

[Ammi]

Curly Wurlys..and dentists

[King Gizzard]

Funny you should say that my filling came out the other day

[Ammi]

..I lost my crown to a Curly Wurly Nathan...

[King Gizzard]

I've had 3 absesses, fillings, crowns whatever

and not even down to my fault, I brush regulary

[Ammi]

..lol, I didn't mean a Curly Wurly Nathan...I just read that back...

..just a Curly Wurly..

[Ammi]

..yeah, my son's got thin enamel on his teeth..he eats healthily and looks after them really well....

...it just happens..it isn't fair :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why do boys/men proclaim to miss you after you only met them for 0.5 seconds on a certain day. And then later down the line when you actually do like them, and actually do miss them, and they've finished the chase, they call you clingy or psycho...grrrrrrr LET ME BE A NUN HOW CAN I BE ONE AND BE DEVOID OF LUST OR ANY EMOTION! PLEEAAASSSEEEEEE :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

When you accidentally snag your ipod earphones wire on something and they get yanked out of your ears.

[King Gizzard]

i miss you

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i miss you

http://i45.tinypic.com/259epl4.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/33p687p.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you accidentally snag your ipod earphones wire on something and they get yanked out of your ears.

Happens all the time. Annoying.

[King Gizzard]

http://i45.tinypic.com/259epl4.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/33p687p.gif

Hello Marvin's dad

[King Gizzard]

http://www.pakwheels.com/forums/attachments/road-trips-vacations/527646d1195720080-sierra-suzuki-sierra-gt-l_qq4_pakwheels-com-.jpg

I want an old jeep so bad someone buy me one

minus the bumper

[Ammi]

..that one's far too shiny...it's not a proper jeep unless it looks like this....

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLXdqiWwLXoLdm8_R0JvW6QHxzOvhvS TQGfb1kQkT-KBWoMz1m

[King Gizzard]

Thank you ammi X xx x x x X

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Requirements to becoming a nun.

a. You must be a Catholic woman.
If you are not Catholic, there are other forms of religious life in Christian communities that are not exclusively Catholic (e.g., Benedictine Women of Madison) as well as in other religious traditions (e.g., Buddhist nuns). If you wish to become a Catholic, talk with a pastor at a local Catholic parish.

b. You must be single.
You cannot be currently married in the eyes of the Church. If you are, you must obtain an annulment in order to consider becoming a nun. Widows may validly become nuns.

c. You must not have any dependent children.
There are many women who have children who become nuns. The children, however, must no longer be dependent.

d. You must not have any debts upon entrance to the novitiate.
Novitiate is usually a year or two into the formal process of becoming a nun. If you do have debts, work to eliminate them. Don’t stop looking into a religious community because of a student loan or something similar. Talk with the vocation director about how to proceed.

e. You must be healthy.
It’s important that you be physically and psychologically able to engage in the mission of the religious community. However “healthy” is a relative term and doesn’t automatically exclude people with managed illnesses or disabilities. This is an important thing to discuss with the vocation director.

f. You must 18 to 40-ish years old.
Although the age limit used to be confined to 18-25, communities accept women up to age 40, and many accept women beyond their 40s and into their 50s. If you are in the higher range of age, don’t be discouraged from pursing religious life. Often this is addressed on a person-by-person basis.

g. Other considerations
A college degree is not an absolute prerequisite; however, many religious communities do encourage that you have at least a bachelor’s degree prior to entering. Professional experience (not necessarily a full-fledged career, though that is welcomed too) is also encouraged prior to entering.
................
Well dayum that's a lot. Sister act misguided me.

[King Gizzard]

A degree to become a nun. What

[LemonJam]

"f. You must 18 to 40-ish years old."

I don't think I've ever seen a nun within that age range.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I thought you just had to walk into a confinery and say "I renounce dick. Take me " :bawling:

[Ninastar]

when you know you're going to have a cold/cough for at least 10 months of the year

[Mystic Mock]

Why do boys/men proclaim to miss you after you only met them for 0.5 seconds on a certain day. And then later down the line when you actually do like them, and actually do miss them, and they've finished the chase, they call you clingy or psycho...grrrrrrr LET ME BE A NUN HOW CAN I BE ONE AND BE DEVOID OF LUST OR ANY EMOTION! PLEEAAASSSEEEEEE :bawling:

Alot of guys like to play it cool, well that's always my plan anyway.:joker:

[Ninastar]

Why do boys/men proclaim to miss you after you only met them for 0.5 seconds on a certain day. And then later down the line when you actually do like them, and actually do miss them, and they've finished the chase, they call you clingy or psycho...grrrrrrr LET ME BE A NUN HOW CAN I BE ONE AND BE DEVOID OF LUST OR ANY EMOTION! PLEEAAASSSEEEEEE :bawling:

girls do it too, and unfortunately we live in the generation of game playing. So basically if you like someone, pretend you don't and then they will like you!!!111 play hard to get cause that's totes what it should be about!1

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Alot of guys like to play it cool, well that's always my plan anyway.:joker:

Why do you do this you evil breed? :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

girls do it too, and unfortunately we live in the generation of game playing. So basically if you like someone, pretend you don't and then they will like you!!!111 play hard to get cause that's totes what it should be about!1

I don't want to play or be played on. :bawling: I just want 1920's movie romance. :bawling:

[Mystic Mock]

Why do you do this you evil breed? :(

Well for me it's fun.:joker:

Plus im not very good at saying how I feel.:joker:

[Novo]

You cheeky little Mockster

[Mystic Mock]

I don't want to play or be played on. :bawling: I just want 1920's movie romance. :bawling:

:shocked::bawling::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

You cheeky little Mockster

Thank you, it's my Mockster plan.

[Ninastar]

I don't want to play or be played on. :bawling: I just want 1920's movie romance. :bawling:

same

[King Gizzard]

Shoe shops being shoe-sizeist

[Ninastar]

ffs nathan we dont want to hear about the size of your dick

[King Gizzard]

no serious I had to get some smart shoes today

[Novo]

The 1920 romance your thinking of only exists in films though the real 1920 romance is Men telling Women to make sure their dinner is on the table before they get home otherwise they get whipped everywhere :idc:

[Kizzy]

Ffs!
I'm too old even for god!!!....:(

[Ninastar]

The 1920 romance your thinking of only exists in films though the real 1920 romance is Men telling Women to make sure their dinner is on the table before they get home otherwise they get whipped everywhere :idc:

im sure she'd like that tbh

but yeah I mean more of a 50's/60's romance

[Mystic Mock]

im sure she'd like that tbh

but yeah I mean more of a 50's/60's romance

:shocked::devil: I like Ninastar's dirty thoughts.:joker:

[Ninastar]

i'd probs be stoned back then, but still

[Mystic Mock]

i'd probs be stoned back then, but still

So your a big alcoholic then?

[Ninastar]

So your a big alcoholic then?

no i mean cause i like girls

they'd stone me n tings

[King Gizzard]

mock that was a serious mock fail

stoned = weed

[Mystic Mock]

no i mean cause i like girls

they'd stone me n tings

I know.:hugesmile:

The ting is dare would hopefully have been someone that would have helped you in those times.

[Novo]

Only Mock could do that :joker:

[Ninastar]

mock that was a serious mock fail

stoned = weed

plus it's not even what i mean

is mock losing his game?

[Novo]

think Mock set a trap and Nathan fall into it

[Mystic Mock]

plus it's not even what i mean

is mock losing his game?

Poll available soon.

[Novo]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120803000052/protagonist/images/8/89/Boog-open-season-31120939-382-686.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120803000052/protagonist/images/8/89/Boog-open-season-31120939-382-686.jpg

:joker:

[Shaun]

charity collectors who attempt to make you feel guilty for not signing up to their arbitrary monthly donation programme

i'm a ****ing student you douche, and i give change if i can afford it.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Remember how Lisa turtle from saved by the bell was allergic to screech. Well that's how I feel when I think about someone nowadays. But not because I find them unattractive but because...they are so bleeming selfish it disgusts me and I can't understand it. Makes no sense to me how someone is so keen to receive help but reluctant to give help even if you have recently done your best to help them yourself. Makes me physically ill :bawling:

lvWq8dRUtok

I try not to expect something in return for helping but to be so ungrateful and blatantly show your lack of interest in helping anyone unless it benefits you is just too disgusting for me to stand. eeeeew :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Right, red bull does absolutely nothing.

[King Gizzard]

Me

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98e768QfF1rdeykbo1_400.gif

[Brother Leon]

Fake shoes
A Fake ******
A Snitch ******
A sneak disser
A popped bitch
Playing both sides

[LemonJam]

^ that song.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Difference between the average UK male and European guy.
English guy " my ideal date is sitting in a corner of a pub somewhere, getting smashed"

European guy " my ideal date taking a stroll, talking getting to know you"

[King Gizzard]

Probably another thing that only happens in the movies :idc:

[King Gizzard]

Fake shoes
A Fake ******
A Snitch ******
A sneak disser
A popped bitch
Playing both sides

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ykx4zX241rxe2jbo1_500.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Probably another thing that only happens in the movies :idc:

No a Spanish guy suggested a stroll. Learn Nathan. When you meet your princess do more than pub :devil:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ykx4zX241rxe2jbo1_500.gif

Are you guys going on about this song?

p1JJkMD1hE4

:bored:

[King Gizzard]

I don't go to pubs anyway

or clubs :idc:

[King Gizzard]

Are you guys going on about this song?

p1JJkMD1hE4

:bored:
2WcRXJ4piHg

:worship:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I don't go to pubs anyway

or clubs :idc:

And there's nothing wrong with that. :spin:

[King Gizzard]

I would probably get murdered if I openly listened to that song in public

[Roy Mars III]

2WcRXJ4piHg

:worship:

an amazing song, one of the best of the year

[Novo]

How bloody patronising

[King Gizzard]

How dickheadish apple are, I have a perfectly fine iPod Touch 2G that I've had for 3-4 years now, and now no apps are working because I have to have this upgraded iOS that isn't available on the 2G

Absolute joke

Robbing bastards

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why did I choose to follow a career path that would involve me having to sit on my ass for hours on end :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

Laziness

[King Gizzard]

i'm one to talk tbh

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i'm one to talk tbh

U be LAAAZZZZZYY!!! You don't know i'm your next door neighbour and spy on you.

[King Gizzard]

alright martin how's the kids?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Shhhhhhh i'm your other neighbour.

[King Gizzard]

The other neighbour is a church :idc: Hello Church

[King Gizzard]

would be fun living in a church I'd put one of those slidy things with water and soap down the aisle

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The other neighbour is a church :idc: Hello Church

How did I know this was going to be your response. As soon as I typed i'm your other neighbour I thought oh ****, the other side is probably some concrete ****.

[King Gizzard]

bit harsh, when I tell the old people who're there all the time they shall be devistated

[King Gizzard]

Oh jesus we've got a spambot infiltration SOMEONE SHUT THE DOOR

[King Gizzard]

My brother gets married in August, yet we're getting fitted for suits in JANUARY

WHY

[GypsyGoth]

You'll look good in a suit.

[King Gizzard]

Cheeky

[King Gizzard]

I'm ordering a mariachi band for the reception and he has no idea

this could either go amazing, or very very bad :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

I think that'll be fun :D

Does your brother drink?

[King Gizzard]

It's not my money either way, I wanted giant Jenga but his GF wouldn't let me

As in there will be drink there and he drinks not in an alcoholic way, yes :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

Giant Jenga would have been great :laugh2:

And I've been to two wedding and both time the groom was pretty drunk.

[King Gizzard]

I will be staging a TiBB competition to find who will be accompanying me to the wedding

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Caitlin is excluded because she is a Jew

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

fast forwarded and silent software tutorials on youtube. FAAAACCKK!! OFF with that! Obviously we come in search of the particular thing because we don't know what the hell we are doing. If you fast forward your video and keep it silent who the heck is going to help! :cloud:

[King Gizzard]

Just poured old milk all over the last bowl of shreddies

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrls6dPET1qjzzyw.gif

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kizzy]

Genuine grumble, I just clocked that, remind me not to get tripped into the trap of not reporting the next time I get a whiff of the T word popping up in relation to my posts.

[King Gizzard]

Tits?

[Kizzy]

Tits?

No!...Shouldn't you be knitting some fresh shreddies? :)

[King Gizzard]

I have opted for some more quiche instead

[Brother Leon]

an amazing song, one of the best of the year

Roy,knowledgeable as always :worship:

[Shaun]

when you meet a hot guy and they don't have shirtless pics on facebook :bored: so selfish

[Raph]

When people don't know where Wales is :bored:

[Ammi]

...I guess that's because they swim about a bit Raph..it's hard to pin them down to one specific place...

[Mystic Mock]

When people don't know where Wales is :bored:

That's America for you.:hugesmile:

Just joking obviously but I do remember one case where an American thought Wales was a little town in London.:shocked:

[Ammi]

Curly Wurlys..and dentists

....having your crown fixed...then breaking a tooth a week later on a Diam bar...

...and dentists

[King Gizzard]

religion threads..got boring a long time ago

[King Gizzard]

especially the massive generalisation and bias in every single one of them

[Roy Mars III]

especially the massive generalisation and bias in every single one of them

:worship:

[King Gizzard]

Alan Carr, he's just a caricature of himself now

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Muller british classics yoghurts is so gross. I'm going to stick with the one with the chocolate flakes and balls.

[King Gizzard]

Raspberry and cranberry Muller light in those circular pots are the best

Bits or chocolate flakes/balls/rings are terrible

[King Gizzard]

Miranda Hart, and it's not because she's a woman either. Just absolutely terrible

[Smithy]

:shocked:

[Ninastar]

i keep doing the sign for 'thank you'

and it's really embarrassing

[King Gizzard]

what

[Maia]

When you're opening a bag of cereal and it's bloody impossible and when you do manage to open it it splits down the middle and goes everywhere

[Doogle]

It's an obvious one, but people who fish for compliments. Only bring it up because this girl I know goes on about how awful she is a singer and is too nervous to perform and that's she terrible and doesn't want people hearing her and then I see her running around the park the other day screaming some ****ty opera music

[King Gizzard]

''Hi, i'm ugly, heres 384 pictures of me posing anyway x''

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Even though I love Thomas crown affair does Sony tv have to play it everyweek?

[Niamh.]

''Hi, i'm ugly, heres 384 pictures of me posing anyway x''

:laugh:

That stupid duck pout thing that they do as well, wtf is the story with that? It looks ridiculous

[King Gizzard]

How girls can't resist me, I don't get a moments rest

[Pyramid*]

Accidentally knocking over the sugar cannister ..... Worse when the worktop is wet.

:bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you ask someone for advice and they say seek the answers from within. Shut up you bint.

[King Gizzard]

Someone please tell me why I watch the XF when I hate everything it stands for, and never buy anything they release afterwards cause it's all ****.

Think the only thing I've spent money on in relation to a reality tv show is Lemars record when he won fame academy

[Doogle]

''Hi, i'm ugly, heres 384 pictures of me posing anyway x''

:joker: precisely.

[King Gizzard]

Why does Ella have to be 16, she looks at least 18, she's lovely and homely

[King Gizzard]

Emeli Sande being everywhere with her overrated-ness -

[Doogle]

Emeli Sande being everywhere with her overrated-ness -

greatest post of 2012

[Jake.]

Someone please tell me why I watch the XF when I hate everything it stands for, and never buy anything they release afterwards cause it's all ****.

Think the only thing I've spent money on in relation to a reality tv show is Lemars record when he won fame academy

This, except I just don't watch it

[King Gizzard]

People go on about Someone Like You or whatever it was being overplayed, that Read all about it one is x943439348 more overplayed

[Jordan.]

Can't go make myself a sandwich since there's a huge spider on the loose in the kitchen somewhere

[King Gizzard]

Not got an argos catalogue?

[Jordan.]

Would have to track it down first and be opened up to a possible attack, not sure I could risk it.

[Kizzy]

Wanting to eat more spicy tortilla chips but your mouth is hotter than paddy mcguinness in tiny white underpants....

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

cocks

[King Gizzard]

I can hardly hear out of my ears and I feel really ill..i'd say it's tinitus but it's a bit worse then that, and I feel proper dizzy

[Mystic Mock]

The X Factor voting public voting just as badly as they did when Ch4 had Big Brother.

[King Gizzard]

When copying a picture into the bb code IMG box, and clicking copy instead of paste by mistake so you lose what you wanted to paste AAAAAGHGHHHHHHHHHH

[Livia]

People who visit, and don't know when to go home.

[King Gizzard]

Cheeky

[Kate!]

knocking your drink over, such a mess and a waste. :rolleyes:

(yes, I just did this)

[Ammi]

People who visit, and don't know when to go home.

..don't let them visit in the first place..that's what I do..they all have homes of their own..

[Livia]

..don't let them visit in the first place..that's what I do..they all have homes of their own..

I feel obliged... quid pro quo and all that.

[Josy]

When I reach for my cup to have a drink of tea only to realise I already finished it :mad:

[Kate!]

..don't let them visit in the first place..that's what I do..they all have homes of their own..

excellent idea Ammi, words to live by. :hugesmile: I rarely have people round, I absolutely hate being stuck in the house, so I go out as much as possible, not as easy in the winter mind, but spring and summer I go for a lot of walks round and about and as for socialising I would rather meet up with friends in cafes etc, we have perfected the art of making a coffee last an hour :)

[Ammi]

..I'm a bit of a homey Kate...I do go out, but I try to avoid it, unless I'm going on holiday...I do go for walks though..it's the socialising with people bit I'm not keen on.....

..I do have friends round as well..but I put them on a timer so they don't stay too long...

[MTVN]

Bet you have one of these that you flip over when they arrive then make them leave the second the sand all runs through

http://bethelkidsleaders.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/hourglass.jpg

[Ammi]

..that gives them three good long minutes...they need to get straight to the point...it get's rid of all the other waffle....time is ..well time!.....:pipe:

[MTVN]

Accidentally falling asleep for an hour and a half when I have things to do

[Vicky.]

Babies having hiccups, while sticking their ass in my ribs and their head right down behind my pelvis. Massive pain one second then the feeling shes gunna drop out...a second or two rest, then repeat 50x

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Babies having hiccups, while sticking their ass in my ribs and their head right down behind my pelvis. Massive pain one second then the feeling shes gunna drop out...a second or two rest, then repeat 50x

Oooh. :shocked: I'm looking forward to this. :D
Btw apart from this I hope you're enjoying pregnancy. :xyxwave:


When I browse an online shop then later there's adverts of that site everywhere I visit. :bored:


Tool academy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That people are having a go at Stacey Dash because she supports Romney,
especially the black celebs that propably aren't even her friends but they're having a go.

Of f off, everybody is entitled to support who they want, leave her alone. Just because your black doesn't mean you should automatically want to support Obama.

I'm not even following this campaign because I don't give a **** :joker: But everyone is entitled to vote for who they want to vote for and celebs twitting or giving interviews about Stacey's Dash opinions regarding this is just irritating!
Samuel L jackson twitted "‘Wait, did Stacey Dash Really endorse Romney today?! REALLY????! Is she CRA………..??!’" Yes she did! Next!
Kimora Lee Simmons "Kimora Lee Simmons was also asked for her input recently, and she responded:

“I feel like she just done it for press, cause, really, no one really knows her.’"
Dayum.

"I support Obama" I say whilst shaking like a leaf, biting my nails and hiding behind the couch.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why can't I draw a circle without it looking like a 10 month old did it? :bawling:

[LemonJam]

do you not own a compass?

[King Gizzard]

Do you not own a can of pringles?

[King Gizzard]

ok, these a to z threads got boring and annoying after the first 2-3

[Mystic Mock]

People that butt there noses into arguments and not knowing all the facts.

[MTVN]

When I spend an hour and a half loading up a film and my browser goes and crashes :mad:

[InOne]

The amount of idiocy on the forum right now.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Do you not own a can of pringles?
Too big.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

do you not own a compass?

Too perfect.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why is unzipped 45 mins!

[King Gizzard]

Just blew out the candle and it wouldn't fully go out for ages and set the fire alarm off momentarily :bored:

[Ammi]

..don't blow..just dampen your fingers and gently squeeze the flame between them...

[King Gizzard]

hell no

[Ammi]

..well blow it out first...then dampen it straight away..it'll just stop the smoke..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you sit in a bus and you're stuck in between a man behind you on a cell phone with breath like an old corpse and a man in front of you with BEE-o like onions...is it normal to wish for death? :conf:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Half arsed programme descriptions " Will is pursued by a beautiful woman. Ashley worries because her boyfriend is very stupid. " Hmm how much is this person getting paid?

[Raph]

When I have a paper to write but can think of a billion other things i'd rather do :(

[Ammi]

...when you see someone's post in a thread...and then realise it's an old thread :sad:

[Kizzy]

when some big galah moans you have put too much black pepper in their spag bollox...I prefered him when he was a foetus!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Florida. Fook off with your remixing of classics :bawling: Get a good feeling, I could tolerate but that was my limit:bawling: His original hit elevator was great I thought now he's just a remix dummy. go awwwwaaaayy :bawling:

[MTVN]

My window handle being stuck so I can't close it, freezing in my room

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Graham Norton is on. Now I have to wait 40 mins before I listen to Carly Rose Sonenclar again :bawling:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Florida. Fook off with your remixing of classics :bawling: Get a good feeling, I could tolerate but that was my limit:bawling: His original hit elevator was great I thought now he's just a remix dummy. go awwwwaaaayy :bawling:

Elevator & In The Ayer :worship:

Right now though he's the worst thing in the music industry.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Chatty man is on. Now I have to wait in 15 mins intervals to listen to Carly Rose Sonenclar again between breaks. :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Elevator & In The Ayer :worship:

Right now though he's the worst thing in the music industry.

Hm never heard the Ayer. Shall youtube.

[Mystic Mock]

Flo Rida's best is Club Can't Handle Me imo.

And some people just being selfish and ignorant can do my head in.

[Marc]

Joanna Paige's voice.

[Lee.]

Who is Joanna paige?

[King Gizzard]

she hosts crimewatch

[LemonJam]

Go to the library at 1:50, do some work, get hungry and check the Library's clock 4:15. Think I've done enough for now. Get home and realise it's 3:30.

Librarian didn't change the clocks.

[/myreally****ingexitinglife]

[Apple202]

Heavy Breathing

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you lie to a friend that while they fell asleep on the train you did things to them. You peeked down their shirt and various other things and you ask them if they felt sore when they woke up.....and they believe you and tell you to never speak to them again.

BITCH!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM AND GET OVER YOURSELF WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL THAT I WOULD FEEL THE NEED TO DO THINGS TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE ALSEEP :bawling:
Anyway after I slapped some sense into them they stopped being so intense and chuckled. :bored:

The lesson here is...don't fall asleep while on a train ride with me bitches, that is all.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Table lamp is so freaking hot. :bawling:

[M X]

Foundation lips :yuk:

[King Gizzard]

I may or may not have mentioned about my hardrive breaking 3-4 months ago on here..well, my dad got someone to try everything and there's no hope unless you pay thousands. So that's all my photos of everything gone, all my music (i've downloaded most stuff again anyway) and all my movies gone..


ah well

Serves me right for being a twat and putting everything on a hard drive

[Ammi]

...awwww, very sorry about that Nathan..I know how gutted you must feel..that stuff can't be replaced....I know how you feel because I lost all of my files and pics a few months ago....I felt dreadful....

..you've tried everything and that's all you can do....

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh no i'm sorry, Nathan. I don't know what to say to make you feel better. It sucks. :(

But you're still young you have a lifetime more of photos and films ahead of you. :bawling:



-that in will and grace, during wills punchlines he always mentions someone, or something I have to google to understand/know.