The Apprentice Series 7 [Discussion Thread]

[Marc]

3 mins b*tches

[MeMyselfAndI]

:cheer: Go susie :cheer2:

[Benjamin]

WTF is with In with the Flynns? It's a bit sh**e.

[Marc]

WTF is with In with the Flynns? It's a bit sh**e.

BBC Scraped the rubbish from the bottom of the barrel and molded it into a programme

[Benjamin]

BBC Scraped the rubbish from the bottom of the barrel and molded it into a programme

Clearly, It has Will Melor...

Hai btw. :wavey:

[arista]

On Now

[Marc]

Clearly, It has Will Melor...

Hai btw. :wavey:

Oh so they must have scraped it, molded it and let it grow fungus and then bunged it on telly

[Marc]

The music makes me wanna /bate

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Smithy]

ben can you take the link in your sig out, the amount of times ive clicked it :bawling:

[Benjamin]

No. :tongue:

[Marc]

Ukturle says: some mess etc. etc.

Oh hai btw

Hai!

[bbfan1991]

Mmm biscuits:hugesmile:.

[Benjamin]

ben can you take the link in your sig out, the amount of times ive clicked it :bawling:

I'll do it after tonights show, I forgot it was still linked. :)

[Benjamin]

His knock is so powerful. :love:

[Marc]

Gimme ma COOKIES!
http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/36525.jpg

[Marc]

Melody looks lovely w/o makeup

[bbfan1991]

Melody:joker:, liked that Susan sentence then:D.

[Benjamin]

LS is so hot when he says biscuit. :love:

[Marc]

WALES!? Oh deary

[Smithy]

ty :love:

[Marc]

LS is so hot when he says biscuit. :love:

Soggy?

[Benjamin]

Soggy?

Don't mind if I do.

[bbfan1991]

Helen is the only one who has never got a bad edit:bored:.

[Marc]

Don't mind if I do.

Filthy little shi...

[Marc]

I love Zoe!

Hahaha you show Suzie!! You work with makeup NOT food.. mong

[Shaun]

oh joy, Tom's with the three I like least.

[Benjamin]

Zoe your miserable bint hush down. :bored:

[arista]

Zoe your miserable bint hush down. :bored:


Yes

[Benjamin]

LOL Zoe pairing with Susie!

[bbfan1991]

LOL Zoe pairing with Susie!

Meow:cat:.

[Marc]

Men that munch?...

Ben?

[GypsyGoth]

Tom is a nut.

[Marc]

LOL Zoe pairing with Susie!

Keeping an eye on her!

[Benjamin]

Men that munch?...

Ben?

Hahahaha, I was waiting for a comment from you. :tongue:

[Marc]

Hahahaha, I was waiting for a comment from you. :tongue:

I'm always there for you when you need me to be!

'circle one isit?!' haha welsh man!

[Benjamin]

Never say never in the biscuit world!

[bbfan1991]

A biscuit with one on top:D.

[arista]

tom - No you fool

[Marc]

Crikey.. that looks gross LOL

[Jordan.]

vile

[Benjamin]

Helen looks hot.

[Marc]

I love Suzie/Zoe duo! I hope neither go!

[bbfan1991]

Susan, chocolate is not cosmetics my dear:rolleyes:.

[Smithy]

I now want biscuits :bored:

[Benjamin]

Zoe vs Susan vs Melody soon I think, with Tom doing his usual, nothing.

[Benjamin]

I love Suzie/Zoe duo! I hope neither go!

Ditto.

[Marc]

Zoe vs Susan vs Melody soon I think, with Tom doing his usual, nothing.

[2] yep

[bbfan1991]

Jim laying low;). Better approach..

[Marc]

Fair point Natasha..

[Jordan.]

"Anytime is treat time" ".....they're not dogs"

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

LOL at Jim.

[bbfan1991]

Am I the only one who is still neutral on Helen?:spin:

[Benjamin]

Emergency biscuit :bored:

[Smithy]

we haven't got any biscuits in :sad:

[Jordan.]

popcorn >>> biscuits

[Marc]

Emergency biscuit :bored:

Just incase a lion comes into your house and you need to throw bait.

[bbfan1991]

Biscuits as the new popcorn:joker:. Old woman looks horrified!

[Marc]

popcorn >>> biscuits

Biscuits >>>>>>> Life

[bbfan1991]

Zoe you weren't there, stupid cow:mad:.

[Benjamin]

we haven't got any biscuits in :sad:

I'm eating warm cookie dough. :hugesmile:

[Marc]

Melody did research properly this time around! and she isn't getting results! hahahahaha

[Shaun]

Zoe being as positive as usual...

[Benjamin]

LOL at Zoe get annoyed with Melody.

[armand.kay]

LOOOOL emergency biscuit :joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Biscuits are only acceptable dunked in tea.

[Marc]

Zoe being as positive as usual...

ROFL I had no idea that you were Shaun! I love your avatar <3

[Shaun]

and Melody not liking ideas that aren't hers.

[bbfan1991]

Melody did research properly this time around! and she isn't getting results! hahahahaha

Irony:D.

[Marc]

Karren is agreeing with Natasha

[bbfan1991]

Yeah Yeah!!

[Benjamin]

I kind of like Natasha again tonight.

[Marc]

I kind of like Natasha again tonight.

I was gonna say!

I don't think any of those three should go

[bbfan1991]

Bicsticks:joker:, sounds like a crisp name.

[Marc]

Ew their biscuit is gross

[Smithy]

did nick just say something positive :shocked:

[bbfan1991]

Bix Mix:D.

Durr Natasha, chocolate is meant to be sickly.

[GypsyGoth]

I want a bix mix, they look delish.

[Marc]

Role play? :wink: kinky

[Shaun]

If it's down to the idea, Bixmix should win easily... the stars thing has a pretty bad hole in the concept

[bbfan1991]

LOL after last weeks antics:laugh2:.

[Benjamin]

Melody is really starting to grate on me, even her voice.

[bbfan1991]

Role play? :wink: kinky

Or Hole;).

[armand.kay]

I want a bix mis, they look delish.
me to :D

[Smithy]

theirs looks amazing :amazed:

[Marc]

If it's down to the idea, Bixmix should win easily... the stars thing has a pretty bad hole in the concept

Contradiction in the marketing. Definitely see them failing! I'm actually really confident on them losing

[bbfan1991]

Melody is really starting to grate on me, even her voice.

Ah the Midlands accent always annoys everyone, we don't care:D.

[Marc]

Melody is really starting to grate on me, even her voice.

Stop being a hater. Hater

[Shaun]

I'd slap Zoe.

[Marc]

I'd slap Zoe.

same....

with my co-...

[Smithy]

targeting the fat lady, she's gonna like it whatever it is

[bbfan1991]

I'd slap Zoe.

Wet Fish;).

[Benjamin]

targeting the fat lady, she's gonna like it whatever it is

:laugh2:

[Marc]

It's dry because you can't produce saliver anymore you old git

[Marc]

targeting the fat lady, she's gonna like it whatever it is

Brilliant! :laugh2:

[Smithy]

cheesy as hell :bored:

[Shaun]

what the **** is this. omg. why.

[Benjamin]

OMFG! Their role play is rubbish. :laugh3:

[KG.]

:laugh2: This is so cringe worthy.

[Shaun]

I want to cry

[Marc]

CRINGE!

Role play

[bbfan1991]

Snap and Share OMG cringing:laugh2:.

[Jordan.]

Is this the pitch ;o

[Marc]

I want to cry

Burn my face off!!!!

[Jordan.]

oh dear, rofl.

[Marc]

Who share's their food with anybody..? anybody..? nope! didn't think so!

[Benjamin]

Who share's their food with anybody..? anybody..? nope! didn't think so!

I'd share my food with you. ;)

[Benjamin]

Poor Natasha. :sad:

[bbfan1991]

Piss off Helen, I don't like Natasha but who is she to say that:bored:.

[Marc]

I'd share my food with you. ;)

And then I'd sex you. You can half my biscuit

[armand.kay]

dont but in :O how rude

[Shaun]

Zoe's losing it...

[bbfan1991]

Helen could be another Michelle Dewbury:p.

[Jordan.]

Time to go Zoe.

[arista]

Yes AsdaWalmart

Behave Zoe

[Marc]

Tasha just being a total loner

[armand.kay]

meaw cat fight :)

[Benjamin]

dont but in :O how rude

I know. Poor woman.

[Shaun]

PLEASE STOP.

*crying*

[danda012]

These pitches have been terrible so far in my opinion.

[Benjamin]

Zoe is putting Melody in her place. Good.

[Marc]

Such great acting.. you wouldn't have been able to tell they were arguing just 5 minutes before

[Jordan.]

No other biscuits snap :joker:

[arista]

£1.99 at AsdaWalmart

No way.

[Smithy]

susan: you can snap them

blond lady: :suspect:

[Benjamin]

And then I'd sex you. You can half my biscuit

:idc:

[bbfan1991]

Helen is starting to irritate me:shocked:.

[Marc]

Helen.. bit rude LOL

[Benjamin]

susan: you can snap them

blond lady: :suspect:

How long have you been waiting to find a reason to use that smiley in this thread? :tongue:

[Marc]

:idc:

Add a cigarette and that'll be you in 5 minutes time :wink: lucky lucky

[bbfan1991]

I've had a biscuit which has been half choc and half something else:).

[Marc]

How long have you been waiting to find a reason to use that smiley in this thread? :tongue:

I was trying to use it too! :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Add a cigarette and that'll be you in 5 minutes time :wink: lucky lucky

:amazed:

[bbfan1991]

Add a cigarette and that'll be you in 5 minutes time :wink: lucky lucky

Cigarettes:nono:

[Smithy]

How long have you been waiting to find a reason to use that smiley in this thread? :tongue:

27-04-2011, 02:22 PM :sad:

[Marc]

LOL Jim!

You're so forceful

[arista]

Yes Jim


Watch it

AsdaWalmart do not take Fools Easy

[Marc]

"Orders if any will be placed tonight"

Doubtful for those "products"

[bbfan1991]

Jim using his initiative, well trying to;).

[Benjamin]

27-04-2011, 02:22 PM :sad:

:laugh:

[danda012]

"If any" i can see both selling 0 actually..

[Benjamin]

I sense a double loss.

[Marc]

"If any" i can see both selling 0 actually..

Same :laugh: both teams!

[Jordan.]

How did Melody contribute the least wasn't it her idea :S

[bbfan1991]

I think Helen has got lucky in some cases in terms of her wins record because you never know what will happen each week;).

[arista]

Bitches

[Jordan.]

Bitches

:joker:

[Marc]

Predict: Helen, Jim, Natasha losing tonight. stupid marketing idea, messed with the already sh*tty product

[Benjamin]

Melody hush down.

[Benjamin]

Predict both losing.

[Marc]

Helen: "I put myself forward very quickly"

Oh go away Helen..

[bbfan1991]

I love Melody:D.

[Jordan.]

BBIW award :laugh3:

[bbfan1991]

Helen: "I put myself forward very quickly"

Oh go away Helen..

Helen is one randy mare:joker:.

[bbfan1991]

BBIW award:laugh2:.

[Benjamin]

Both nothing.

[Smithy]

omg it's gonna be 0 for them both :laugh2:

[Marc]

Uh oh..

[Smithy]

:o

[Marc]

WHAT?!?!?!

What the hell?!

[arista]

Zoe you tit

[bbfan1991]

WTF:shocked:.

[Marc]

That product was rubbish!!!

Absolutely rubbish!!

[Benjamin]

Wow!

[Shaun]

well there is Helen's contract.

[KG.]

:o:o:o

Zoe or Susan going then.

[danda012]

BixMix. Great concept, great design for biscuit.. but TERRIBLE pitching

[Benjamin]

It'll be one of the 3 girls going home. :sad:

[bbfan1991]

Helen still bores me to tears though but business wise she's organised, got initiative etc. She's starting to let the praise get to her too much;).

[arista]

AsdaWalmart saved Jim

[Marc]

WHY can't Tom just go?!

Eurrrgh!

[KG.]

Still can't stand Jim, I don't know why but everything he says I always end up like: :bored:

[Marc]

Tom deserves to go to be honest.. has only won once.. and he just does not speak up.

[Smithy]

I hope susie goes back to the house and it's the other 3 in the boardroom

[bbfan1991]

I hope Melody doesn't go:bawling:.

[Marc]

-hopes Melody is safe-

[Jordan.]

Zoe stop dissing bixmix we love it :suspect:

[Benjamin]

I think Zoe will bring back Melody and Susan.

[Maia]

I hope Melody doesn't go:bawling:.

Me too :bawling:

[Shaun]

should be Zoe going, think it'll be Tom.

[Jords]

BixMix. Great concept, great design for biscuit.. but TERRIBLE pitching

This, but the other product was awful!

Cant believe the orders for them... and very bitchy for them not to comment on Zoe as a PM, she was good at making quick decisions.

Melody should go - roleplay + actual biscuit downfall.

[KG.]

I hope Melody doesn't go:bawling:.

Same, haven't liked her as much in this task but she's been so much better than the other 3 over the whole thing.

[Marc]

Zoe will definitely bring in Melody

[Marc]

:suspect: bixmix

[bbfan1991]

I think Zoe will go.

[armand.kay]

lol melody sounds like she is gonna cry

[Benjamin]

I hope Susan is safe. :sad:

[Marc]

I hope Susan is safe. :sad:

She was the only one who didn't mess up; it'll be a crime!

[Marc]

Chances to go:

Zoe>Tom>Melody>Suzie

[Maia]

Zoe must go.

[Benjamin]

Go on Tom! Well done my lad!

[arista]

Melody
shut it

[Jordan.]

Melody :love:

[Shaun]

Zoe is now my hero.

"oh please" :lovedup:

[Marc]

I hope Melody stays

[Smithy]

rip out her weave!!!

[danda012]

Ouch put your fangs away ladies.

[KG.]

Ugh Zoe piss off :bored:

[Benjamin]

Melody or Zoe will go.

[bbfan1991]

Come on Melody:love:.

[Marc]

"gurl hold my earrings!"

[bbfan1991]

Zoe to go please:bored:.

[Smithy]

YESSSSSS

http://i.imgur.com/IR4Ur.gif

[Benjamin]

Wow, Susan just sounded the most grown up out of the whole group! :love:

[danda012]

Round 3 will start shortly. Place your bets now.

[bbfan1991]

Susan surprised me there:shocked:.

[Benjamin]

Yay for Susan

[GypsyGoth]

Tom should go.

[Marc]

Tom you suck

:suspect:

[Benjamin]

Tom should go, but reckon Zoe will.

[Benjamin]

Melody, hush your beak!

[Shaun]

I love how everyone treats Melody now :love:

[danda012]

Crunch time. (pardon the pun)

[Jordan.]

Zoe or Tom :idc:

[Benjamin]

Zoe shouldn't go. It should be Tom.

[bbfan1991]

Go Melody:D.

[Marc]

Bye Zoe

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/uHgH1.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

Nooo :bawling:

[Smithy]

crap, wrong gif

[Maia]

Yaayy!

[Jordan.]

:evilgrin:

[bbfan1991]

Right choice:).

[Benjamin]

Wrong choice. :bored:

[Shaun]

what the almighty fudge. How is Tom still there!? LOL

[Marc]

Zoe shouldn't go. It should be Tom.

She has been so much better than him. More assertive and stood her ground. Tom is pathetic

[danda012]

I'm starting to wonder how many chances Tom is going to get.

[danda012]

Lol Melody with a load of irony there

[Jords]

Zoe is now my hero.

"oh please" :lovedup:

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

I dislike this firing.

[Jords]

Leon now Zoe :(

My favourites gone 1 after another :suspect:

[bbfan1991]

Lol Melody with a load of irony there

It is The Apprentice, in character for all the candidates to be ironic and hypocritical:hugesmile:.

[Boothy]

Popsquit is the best name of any product ever.

[cub]

Popsquit is the best name of any product ever.

Anything with 'squit' in a brand name is not a good idea - unless it's a constipation remedy.

[cub]

The Apprentice is so much better than Big Brother.

[InOne]

Tom should've gone :bored:

I liked Zoe

[Jords]

Tonight :D

[arista]

On in 30mins

Someone has to go

[Harry!]

Didn't see this last week as I was at my prom but I am glad Superb Susan is still in!

[Marc]

-speaking on behalf of ukturtle-

"I hate the programme on before the apprentice, it is sh1t.

Hey."

[arista]

6AM thats Early

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Marc]

OMG I'M WEE'ING mYSELF!

[Marc]

-excitement-

[Marc]

Tom got told!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:" if you nod your head any more..."

[Marc]

Tom is annoyingly 'dense' looking

[arista]

Melody how brave
you Hot ass

[Harry!]

:elephant:

[GiRTh]

:laugh2:" if you nod your head any more..."

:joker: