Big Brother: Secrets & Lies - Launch - 13/06/13 & 14/06/13 - 9-10:30pm - C5

[Jordan.]

Sallie :love:

[Samuel.]

#TeamMichael

[Brother Leon]

This guy is amazing Actor :joker:

[David R]

I knew the shallow false cow would have the biggest problem with it.

[Marcus.]

oh dear
trouble all ready

[Saph]

beat him up Sallie

[reece(:]

Love Sallie :worship:

[Benjamin]

LOL

[aman201]

He's a **** actor!

[Jake.]

Sallie is fantastic

[Marcus.]

dont think she happy

[Ramsay]

they are seriously gonna shred it :joker:

[Marc]

This is so bloody obvious.. no body in their right mind would pick to shred everybodies stuff over their own suitcase. Especially if they want to gain favour with their new HMs

[Marcus.]

this is brill
and her reaction very good

[Tregard]

He is laying it on a bit too thick.

[ThisIsNickkk]

It's all a lie. Brian is in the garden and he's about to shred Emma's contract.

[Marcus.]

this is brill
and her reaction very good

[james130]

Can they do this?

[*mazedsalv**]

This is so good :D

Sallie called him the C word already :laugh2:

[*mazedsalv**]

This is so good :D

Sallie called him the C word already :laugh2:

[seaodw]

Im still so confused about this 2 part launch, are they just gonna throw another what 5 or 6 housemates in tomorrow? The ones in there now are gonna be so paranoid about anyone who comes in now after all this

[fruit_cake]

ugh I want to see the rest of the housemates now..!

[Ramsay]

why do they show ads for these ****ed up shows D:

[Marcus.]

best twist ever

[Kazanne]

Dont know what Sallies gobbing at,she doesn't wear clothes,does she,LOL

[Marc]

Shred their family and friends!

[Jake.]

Shred Narinder

[Jordan.]

Put on your safety goggles :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

nah it won;t be their real stuff

[Marcus.]

good one kazy
thsi is brill

[Samuel.]

He's not a real housemate? idk what's going on. Apparently I missed an important part of the show.

[Marcus.]

good one kazy
thsi is brill

[Jordan.]

Just run and get your suitcase, I would.

[PrincessIona]

I bet they've taken their stuff out :(

[Gstar]

outside contact already :idc:

[Jake.]

Idc Sallie>>>

[Jordan.]

He's already sussed by Sallie

[Saph]

Sallie knows he fake :p

[Benjamin]

I want them to show them the contents in the cases.

[Marc]

Sallie is totally going first

[reece(:]

Sallie and Wolfy favs<33

[Marcus.]

allways look on the bright side of life love it

[Brother Leon]

He's not a real housemate? idk what's going on. Apparently I missed an important part of the show.

He's a Mole.

[Macie Lightfoot]

lmfao this is complete ****. Michael's a terrible actor and this is such fake ****, nothing's gonna get shredded.

[Ramsay]

I knew the shallow false cow would have the biggest problem with it.

She's the only one with balls to say it to his face instead of pretending that she is okay with it like the rest of them

[GiRTh]

Dont know what Sallies gobbing at,she doesn't wear clothes,does she,LOLMeow:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I bet they've taken their stuff out :(

That's what I think, they'll be able to win their stuff later in challenges.

[Vanessa]

is this just an oax ?:conf:

[MTVN]

Why are those two spending so much time comforting Michael, he's just been a dick

[Marc]

:joker: Michael isn't a very good actor

[Drew.]

:joker:

[smeagol]

why are they arse kissing him no way i would id say hes a dick for doin that. just shows how desperate to be liked the others are cept sally who said a few things

[Jake.]

Great twist imo

[Vicky.]

See if they want them to believe it 100%..they should have bought some stuff the same as what was in the suitcases, and tipped it in..so people caught glances of what looks like their stuff

[Benjamin]

I actually love sallie. :worship:

[Headie]

Where's the black people?

[Saph]

this is almost too fake

[Kazanne]

Meow:joker:

pass the milk:joker::joker:

[seaodw]

Sallie is totally going first

unfortunate but true :(

[GypsyGoth]

Where's the black people?

Tomorrow is the black launch.

[Vanessa]

I think thee's something more to this. :suspect:

[Marc]

Free for all into his suitcase

[Vanessa]

I think there's something more to this. :suspect:

[Marcus.]

Big Brother Nerds ‏@BigBrotherNerds 1m
Guys just remember, these won't be the housemates real suitcases! #BBUK #WhatsTheSecret

[reece(:]

Sallie is the only one not licking his butt

[Marcus.]

Big Brother Nerds ‏@BigBrotherNerds 1m
Guys just remember, these won't be the housemates real suitcases! #BBUK #WhatsTheSecret

[Benjamin]

They should have shown them contents of one of the suitcases, none of them believe it.

[Brother Leon]

Poor execution....

[Marc]

this is almost too fake

:sad: it's so bloody painful to watch

[Saph]

another 6 HMS :love:

[David R]

Michael is not very good at acting!

he is over doing it way too much and its so bloody obvious. It was also obvious that they didn't shred the suitcases because the stuff that came out wasn't even in the same colour!

How thick do they think these housemates are!

[Vanessa]

A hot copper! :dance:

[Marc]

Why two launches..

[reece(:]

A mother and her daughter?!? :worship:

[Marsh.]

Oh AJ, I'm sick of you already.

[smeagol]

mother and daughter? wtf nooooo

[Vicky.]

A mother and her daughter? Different...

[Marc]

oh sh** me his teeth

[GiRTh]

Where's the black people?No point in putting any in they'll never win.

[Samuel.]

Oh god, BOTS looks like it'll be unbearable with these two.

[Drew.]

Rylans teeth LOOOOOL

[ThisIsNickkk]

Mother and daughter...yawn.

[karezza]

A mother and daughter are going in. There is a mother and daugher audition on Youtube.

[Pink Pegasus]

Mother and daughter 2moro the same 2 women that housemate shagged?

[Braden]

Thank god they're sending more people in tomorrow.

[james130]

Rylan makes me sick,

[karezza]

A mother and daughter are going in. There is a mother and daugher audition on Youtube.

[Marsh.]

More relatives? :rolleyes:

[Vanessa]

Only 6 more housemates? :conf:

[seaodw]

A mother and daughter, ugh no thanks. Really don't understand why they couldn't have put all the housemates in tonight then done the twist.

[smeagol]

a pig and mother and daughter could it get worst

[reece(:]

Only 6 more HMs??? Thought there was 16 going in

[Jake.]

ruined by a ****ty montage

[Samuel.]

Well that was rubbish.

[Tregard]

Jade and Jackie Goody, no?

That worked out so well :/

[Marcus.]

can wait for tomoro

[Drew.]

epic launch.. didnt think id like the twist but its gone well.. bring on tomorrow

[aman201]

That was naff!

[Gstar]

black people please.

[Marcus.]

it was the best i seen

[David R]

I have to say, I'm happy they haven't put total nutters in like they starting doing near the end of the channel 4 run, jeez those people belonged in an asylum! These people are quite 'normal' by comparison.

[Brother Leon]

No point in putting any in they'll never win.

:joker:

Sad, but true.

[Ramsay]

mother and daughter? **** sake i dont like these relatives going in..such an unfair advantage

[Vanessa]

Ugh! TIBB is too slowwwwwwwww! :bawling:

[Tony1111]

Tripe editing at the end ruined it. I like the alcoholic tattoo girl. :o

[Macie Lightfoot]

welp that sucked

[Marsh.]

Sallie knows he fake :p

No, Sallie said the shredder's not real.

[Vanessa]

I like Rylan and AJ already. :love:

[Ramsay]

did Rylan say he doesnt know what the secret is....?

[james130]

If Rylan didn't look so hideous, I wouldn't mind him too much.

[Vanessa]

Amazing launch tonight ! Loving everything about it ! :dance:

[Marsh.]

Rylan's teeth are scary and AJ is trying a bit too hard.

[GiRTh]

OMG Rylans teeth and this womans wooden delivery. Surely this is gonna get better.

[james130]

What is Huttons hair. :|

[Vanessa]

Omg! What a panel tonight! :amazed::worship::lovedup:

[Kizzy]

Rylans teeth!

[james130]

Rylan talks too much. :idc:

[Waynoo]

Haha

[Marsh.]

Who'd have thought it? That AJ making Rylan look like a competent professional presenter. :laugh2:

[billy123]

The only let down for me so far is having Bingo from the banana splits as a presenter on bots.

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[Ramsay]

who the **** is jessica?

[BringItOn]

seeing josie and craig makes me sad thinking how good BB was on 4 :(

[Marcus.]

oh hating dexter even more

[billy123]

Oh god Anthony Hutton just said mong on C5 thats him on the bench with Victor then.

[linn]

HATE AJS voice is she a drag queen

[Jords]

Nice to see a load of new faces joining after the launch! BB is back.

[Shaun]

just started watching now. I like Jack and Joe.

[Shaun]

Sallie :amazed:

[Shaun]

Jemima - mess... could be good.
Michael - yaaaawn (especially @ the twist)
Callum - could be OK, seems more articulate at least than the usual lad. Not hot though.

[Shaun]

WOLFY :worship:
Sam... a deaf Welsh cutie? I wonder if he'll do well :whistle: he seems nice enough.

[Shaun]

Sophie - meh
Dexter - haha...wow. ok. Could be fun?

[Shaun]

Jade and Jackie Goody, no?

That worked out so well :/

don't think it'll be them no x

[aman201]

We need some big male ego's, atm the male contestants seem lackluster.

I'm sure it'll be rectified by tonight.

2 big male characters needed tonight.

No wastes like Sam and the twins. Even Michael is essentially a waste too.

[SillyTilly]

I think this years housemates (well the ones we have seen so far) seem very promising. I think its the best selection of housemates for a while. Emma is also doing fantastically hosting. Just proving that she should have hosted it from since Davina left.

[*mazedsalv**]

5 mins!!

[Samm]

1 min

[AnnieK]

Evening...posting while I can.

[zakman440]

It's time.

[SillyTilly]

Here we go! :D

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 Now

[Drew.]

:amazed:

[Samm]

:)

[GiRTh]

I wonder what gorgeous Emmas gonna be wearing tonight?

[Jemal]

Here we go.

[jackc1806]

Marcus isn't screaming :amazed: !!!

[Jordan.]

:D

[-Sue-]

*passes round the popcorn* evening all :D

[Samm]

Emma looking lovey

[james130]

Emma looks so good.
As per.

[GiRTh]

Looking super hot 2noght. I love a women in a white dress.

[Me. I Am Salman]

:amazed:

[Ryan57]

Emma looks amazing, again. Fap, fap, fap.

[SillyTilly]

Really hope the crowd don't shout out that Michael is a mole to the new housemates

[GypsyGoth]

Emma :lovedup:

[Me. I Am Salman]

:D

:D

[Samm]

A poll ????

[AnnieK]

Emma looks stunning...

[Me. I Am Salman]

Tacky editing is back

[Jordan.]

Montage LOL

[Saph]

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Heey

[jackc1806]

Woo montages

[SillyTilly]

Yep, the nametags are back!

[jackc1806]

Towle tags!

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbddl7XRSv1ql4v1qo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbddl7XRSv1ql4v1qo2_250.gif
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Heey

Bitch stole my look

http://i.imgur.com/RBiF288.gif

[james130]

That poll is so badly publicised if not even us Bro-hards knew about it. ¬.¬

[zakman440]

Nametags... why.

[Samm]

Tacky editing is back

It is not that tacky as last year's

[Jake.]

:D

[james130]

The on screen names :(

[Jordan.]

I'm already bored of Michael, I wish they got a better mole.

[Saph]

http://i.imgur.com/RBiF288.gif

me when my fave gets evicted 1st

[Braden]

Oh wow, montages already. I can't say I'm surprised.

[Drew.]

love Dexter :joker:

[SillyTilly]

Dexter: Its only money

Says the man who has loads! :p

[Ramsay]

Dexter the house's knight in shining armor :love:

[Jake.]

Hope the editing is toned down :(

[GiRTh]

Dexters the Guv.

[SillyTilly]

It was obvious from the start that they would never actually shred the real suitcases.

[Tregard]

Montages, name tags, Marcus hamming it up, not sticking with the suitcase twist.

Yep, it's Big Brother alright.

[fruit_cake]

Jemima has entered the house!

[Ryan57]

Wonder if we'll get any less common people entering tonight.

[Me. I Am Salman]

me when deaf Glyn gets airtime

http://i.imgur.com/RBiF288.gif

[GiRTh]

jemima wants a bit of Dex.

[Braden]

"I've never heard you" :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

He's just a male prostitute.

[Drew.]

time for Locke and Novo to pay Dexter a visit

[Marsh.]

Get Dexter out. Smarmy bastard.

[Saph]

I want a sugar daddy

[Ramsay]

What a great guy Dexter is. He helps so many people! hopefully he can help Sam out on some better chat up lines

[fruit_cake]

Jem showing how it's done

[Jake.]

Wonder what the new HM's will be like

[GiRTh]

Jemima has to be the most obvious HM ever.

[-Sue-]

*sets up a market stall by the gents toilets selling kleenex* good lord.. men see a woman in a white dress and it's drool city *smh* :P

[Me. I Am Salman]

I want a sugar daddy

I wil be it

[GiRTh]

What a great guy Dexter is. He helps so many people! hopefully he can help Sam out on some better chat up lines:joker:

[Ryan57]

Actually, Dexter is the only one that gathered a modicum of like from me. Mainly a torrid line up so far. Early days however.

[Saph]

I wil be it

thx bbe

[Me. I Am Salman]

The graphics are ugly as ****** lbr

http://i.imgur.com/RBiF288.gif

[Saph]

get Jaree Strozier in the house

[Jordan.]

I wil be it

On a Mcdonalds salary

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar67510_230.gif

[Samm]

Bedroom looks nice on TV

[Smithy]

dexter is such a dickhead

[GiRTh]

Jemima is officially my least fave.

[GypsyGoth]

Does anyone else think the twins had sex?

[Jake.]

Think Dexter and Sallie will be bringing up the controversy this series

[Ammi]

..if Jemima had to repeat the joke, then it wasn't funny..

[Saph]

I dont like the bedroom

[Marsh.]

Subtlety, Michael, subtlety.

[Gstar]

The clock appearing sound.........

[Ramsay]

Does anyone else think the twins had sex?

with eachother?

[-Sue-]

hehe loving wolfie :D

[Samm]

Oh it is there over night bags

[SillyTilly]

Ahh, so they were the overnight bags. So they have not given them their suitcases back yet.

[Jake.]

The bedroom reminds me of BB10's

[james130]

Ohhh.... over night bags.
That's acceptable.

[GypsyGoth]

with eachother?

:laugh: sure why not.

[Jordan.]

Flop

[zakman440]

Why did it just cut off like that?

[Ryan57]

Fat lesbo' wheeling out the jokes.

[Jemal]

LOL what just happened?

[-Sue-]

*fills everyones drinks up*

[Marsh.]

They cut Emma off. :sad:

[SillyTilly]

What was the point cutting back to Emma then! Guessing the vision switcher pressed the wrong button. Or Ch5 cut to a break early

[Tregard]

On a Mcdonalds salary

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar67510_230.gif

Splenda Daddy

Well that was an odd cutaway :conf:

[Samm]

What happened emma was going to talk

[jackc1806]

Cut to a break without letting Emma speak :nono:

[Marsh.]

Why's Michael got an overnight bag when he has his actual suitcase?

[Jake.]

5 cutting off Emma, Brian must be clapping and grinning with delight

[GiRTh]

Does anyone else think the twins had sex?Ever? Probably not.:hugesmile:

[Adamw92]

Quite like the bedroom :)

[YodaBB]

The Bedroom Is Nice!

[Saph]

Has Brian said anything about this whole thing yet?

[Ramsay]

Why's Michael got an overnight bag when he has his actual suitcase?

To make it look like he might of chosen to shred his suitcase i guess?

[SillyTilly]

5 cutting off Emma, Brian must be clapping and grinning with delight
I bet he was the one who cut her off :p

[Saph]

I dont feel like dancing by scissor sisters is one of my least fave songs ever

[Jemal]

I've heard some dumb questions in my time, but my word..

[Jordan.]

Splenda Daddy

Well that was an odd cutaway :conf:

omg http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Ever? Probably not.:hugesmile:

:laugh:

Has Brian said anything about this whole thing yet?

I don't think so. He was probably off pretending to enjoy his birthday.

[YodaBB]

Emma Is A Really Good Presenter

[Ammi]

..Brian was probably the one who pulled the plug on her..

[Saph]

Emma looks so pretty :love:

[Gstar]

The bedroom reminds me of BB10's

I said the same thing on the live feed chat :laugh:

[Saph]

ugh put the new HMs in!

[Ramsay]

I dont feel like dancing by scissor sisters is one of my least fave songs ever

I'd hide from Shaun if i was you lol

[Jake.]

I can deal with music montages that last a few seconds really

[King Gizzard]

Emma looking fine again..

[GiRTh]

How they gonna grow veg in like 10 weeks?

[Gstar]

People are gonna change channels because they'll think it's a repeat of last night

[Ramsay]

oh no here comes the cringe..sam...dont...shtap

[Ramsay]

noooo