Big Brother: Secrets & Lies - Launch - 13/06/13 & 14/06/13 - 9-10:30pm - C5

[Drew.]

i cant believe he said that

[Natalie.]

Sam lol no

[GypsyGoth]

Sam is horny.

[Ramsay]

it hurts to watch

[Braden]

Sam has the brain age of a five year old, like seriously.

[Samm]

I hate sam he is so irritating

[SillyTilly]

Theres not any housemates that really annoy me this year. Probably spoke too soon now and the new ones probably will :p

[King Gizzard]

Sam's gunna be involved in a fight one of these days..can tell..he doesn't think about what he says lol

[fruit_cake]

Jem & Sam :lovedup:

[Ramsay]

oh snap here it comes

[Natalie.]

isn't sam 23 or something?

[Bluerang1]

Dexter Sophie Sallie clique please

[YodaBB]

Sam Is A Creep!

[GiRTh]

Sam LOL. The boy needs training. He 99% enthusiasm and 1% technique.

[Braden]

I hate that treehouse on camera.

[james130]

Was cringier watching it again tonight with the 'rents.

[Jake.]

Drunk Sallie :love:

[David R]

No pool, no hot tub or a proper shower... boy were not going to see much skin this summer. Bad decision CH5. Growing there own veg, yeah right! they won't even look at it after tonight.

[Drew.]

Sam's gunna be involved in a fight one of these days..can tell..he doesn't think about what he says lol

this

[GypsyGoth]

The smokers always have a tough time in this show, I feel sorry for them.

[King Gizzard]

There would be no reason for Sallie to be on Dexter like a rash if it wasn't for them knowing each other before this

[Ramsay]

Give Dexter a break Sallie. he worked very hard for that money didnt you hear him!?!?

[Drew.]

Dexter will be dealing with her soon

[Samm]

Sallie is arguing and it is only day 1

[Marc]

Sallie owning Dexter

[james130]

Sallie comes on screen.
Dad: SLAG!

[Ryan57]

Now I know who Dexter reminds me of! That Japanese guy that ate a Dutch student. Could easily be his son.

[Jake.]

Sallie, the most entertaining tbh

[Braden]

Sallie is so unnecessary blunt it's so hilarious.

[GypsyGoth]

The diary chair makes farty noises.

[Marc]

I'm liking Jemima, Sam, Sophie, Callum.. so far

[Marsh.]

She's one of those.

Honest = bitch. Trying too hard on the first night.

[Jemal]

Sallie has gone from my favourite hm to an absolute minge in seconds.

[Bluerang1]

This is dumb, put the HMs in.

Yeah Callum is fake as hdhdajdsd

[Ammi]

The smokers always have a tough time in this show, I feel sorry for them.

..I think later on though everyone congregates in the smoking corner..some even take up smoking especially..

[Joe.]

Omg Sallie > all

[Ramsay]

i dont know if i can handle spending a whole summer cringing at sam

[Marcus.]

boom

[GiRTh]

Sallie owning DexterThey know each other. On LF last night he said he'd never take that from someone he didnt know.

[YodaBB]

Sam And Jem Together, Oh How Horrific

[seaodw]

"At the end of the day" ah Sallie dropping a bb classic

[Ryan57]

Sallie comes on screen.
Dad: SLAG!

Yeah, total slag. That said, she does something for me. Obviously she's a ***** but I like a bit of gutter trash.

[Samm]

Grrrrrrrrrr sam

[Kazanne]

Jemima has stunning eyes

[Ammi]

The diary chair makes farty noises.

..everyone blames the chair..

[GypsyGoth]

Sam should go cook an egg for the very first time.

[Marcus.]

oh sam
awwwwwwwww

[Marcus.]

oh sam
awwwwwwwww

[Jake.]

Looks like Sam will be shagging the old bird in the treehouse afterall

[Bluerang1]

Why is TiBB working well? :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

..everyone blames the chair..

:laugh:

[GiRTh]

Sam should go cook an egg for the very first time.:joker:

[Marc]

Jemima and Sam to get it on pls

[Marsh.]

The twins are going to annoy me if they keep banging on about cameras, the show, BB, TV etc etc. Hate that.

[-Sue-]

Jack & joe & wolfie & sophie a bunch of people id love to take for a beer :D

[Samm]

Why is TiBB working well? :suspect:

Don't curse it

[Saph]

what if somebody else had run to the diary room instead of Micheal last night? :suspect:

[Ryan57]

Jemima and Sam to get it on pls

That's worse than incest porn.

[Jordan.]

Jemima and Sam to get it on pls

This is the only romance I'll accept

[ThisIsNickkk]

Sophie is coming across really well so far.

By the way, TiBB seems quite speedy for me (in comparison anyway)

[GypsyGoth]

Why is TiBB working well? :suspect:

James might have made it so that guests can't view threads unless they log in.

[Marc]

That's worse than incest porn.

Is it worse than scat? :evilgrin:

[Samm]

Diary room chair looks bigger

[Marc]

I don't really like the twins much..

[YodaBB]

Did Dexter Not Bother Learning Peoples Names

[Ryan57]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ed8d8ab2ad109f4487a86a9a4e228c2/tumblr_mj5s93buWF1s6jbopo1_500.png

Has to be Dexter's Dad. Surely.

[Joe.]

Omg the diary room echoes * horrible*

[Saph]

I want a chicken egg holder like that

[Marsh.]

what if somebody else had run to the diary room instead of Micheal last night? :suspect:

That's why he moved and hung around the bottom of the stairs, he knew when BB was going to ask for a housemate. He made it pretty obvious to be honest.

[Ramsay]

what if somebody else had run to the diary room instead of Micheal last night? :suspect:

not a hope.he was probably told that dexter would be the last in and that they would call for the diaryroom right after..so he stayed near the stairs for a while i think
edit: or yeah, what marsh said lol

[james130]

Yeah, this is heavenly in comparison to last night on the forum.

[Marc]

Dexter thinking Sam will want Jemima :laugh:

[Marcus.]

the bold girl

[Kazanne]

Jack & joe & wolfie & sophie a bunch of people id love to take for a beer :D

hello firetwilight long time no see:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

what if somebody else had run to the diary room instead of Micheal last night? :suspect:

BB prob would have said something about mic batteries or given them some small task to do.

[starry]

Jemima seems ok so far, but the others will use her as a scapegoat. Don't like Sam, but no doubt some younger viewers will like him.

[Saph]

That's why he moved and hung around the bottom of the stairs, he knew when BB was going to ask for a housemate. He made it pretty obvious to be honest.

ooh I didn't see that

[Ryan57]

Sallie definitely has that hardcore Brazzers star look going on.

[Jake.]

Awkward

[Drew.]

they kissed and made up 2 seconds after that.. the power of editing

[Marc]

ooh I didn't see that

FGS SAPH :rolleyes:

[Braden]

The diary room doesn't feel like a diary room. There's no sense of intimacy.

[jackc1806]

Million pound drop trending above BB :(

[fruit_cake]

first time since launch I've not been thinking about the new housemates

[Gstar]

Marcus's narrating is already irritating me

[Samm]

He is evil

[Saph]

FGS SAPH :rolleyes:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hsprL9Kr1r0jd3uo1_500.gif

[King Gizzard]

I wish michael was a real HM

[-Sue-]

hello firetwilight long time no see:joker:
oooh ello ((hugs)) great to see ya - hehe yeah i always come back @ BB time :D

who you liking this year m8? for me wolfie, Jack n joe & sophie..few others (still getting used to them)

On my hitlist.. sallie.. ugh (using her face as a colouring book) :nono:

[ThisIsNickkk]

Michael really does need to relax a little...

[armand.kay]

Hopefully he will be as the series goes on!

[zakman440]

So they didn't cut her off this time...

[Marc]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hsprL9Kr1r0jd3uo1_500.gif

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/31/article-2255279-16B3A247000005DC-308_640x421.jpg

[-Sue-]

pee break.. everybody run!

[YodaBB]

They Will Probably Allow Michael To Become A Housemate That Would Be Eligable To Win Around Week 5.

[Samuel.]

Much better show already tonight.

Unless the new housemates are good though, it's going to be the Sallie and Dexter show.

[jackc1806]

The jingle ugh

[Marc]

2 up 1 down?

[Ryan57]

Is it worse than scat? :evilgrin:

Are you referring to the urban definition of 'scat'?

[SillyTilly]

Anyone know how long Michael is staying in the house. I hope its a while since it would be a bit pointless if they removed him after a few days.

[Saph]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/31/article-2255279-16B3A247000005DC-308_640x421.jpg

:worship:

[Marsh.]

Sallie and Dexter acting like they've been in there a month and need to clear the air. :joker: So desperate.

[David R]

The diary room doesn't feel like a diary room. There's no sense of intimacy.

Yeah, it seems too big and empty plus because there is no 'soft' stuff in there its echoing which kinda sucks. It's also too brightly lit.

[Drew.]

2 up 1 down?

yeah i didnt get that..

[lukee]

one up two down what she mean ?

[-Sue-]

Michael really does need to relax a little...

yep yep too uptight.. sort of like a bad actor who tiswas would decline.. bleah!

[King Gizzard]

There's another floor isn't there

[King Gizzard]

please don't the segregation thing please

[Marsh.]

What were the options for Michael's mission on the website?

[Marc]

one up two down what she mean ?

if there's a basement I'm going to kick a bitch

[lukee]

another house
?

[Marsh.]

2 up 1 down?

1 up, 2 down. :p

[Jemal]

My babes hazel should be in there soon xxxxxx

[lukee]

another house

[Marc]

There's another floor isn't there

oh for crying out loud

[King Gizzard]

she said last night there was only 2 rooms on the ''first floor'' or something

[Kazanne]

oooh ello ((hugs)) great to see ya - hehe yeah i always come back @ BB time :D

who you liking this year m8? for me wolfie, Jack n joe & sophie..few others (still getting used to them)

On my hitlist.. sallie.. ugh (using her face as a colouring book) :nono:

I haven't really warmed to any of them yet,lol.but it usually takes me a while,quite like Sam,Wolfie,twins,not sure on Sophie yet I think she'll be ok and agree about Sallie:xyxwave:

[Me. I Am Salman]

On a Mcdonalds salary

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar67510_230.gif

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=313&pictureid=2312

[Samm]

I hope BB wins the rating battle against MPD

[Marc]

she said last night there was only 2 rooms on the ''first floor'' or something

:bawling: what is this. what fgs

[lukee]

hazel has been tweeting today

[Drew.]

There's another floor isn't there

hopefully not a secret hiding housemate

[Marc]

1 up, 2 down. :p
yeah sorry I realised after I had sent it.

[King Gizzard]

it would fit in with the secrets and lies thing too..

[SillyTilly]

she said last night there was only 2 rooms on the ''first floor'' or something
Yeah, but last night I was wondering if that was just a reference to the diary room being on the top floor. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't another room upstairs.

[King Gizzard]

(along with the hidden pool)

[Braden]

omfg. Just put the housemates in!

[GypsyGoth]

I bet Ben is going in.

[Marsh.]

It's probably just a separate bedroom but they share the rest of the house.

[GiRTh]

Sallie getting quite a bit of airtime.

[YodaBB]

I Really Don't Like The Idea Of A Sam & Jem Romance

[Drew.]

ah she is 41!

[-Sue-]

I bet Ben is going in.
oh god plz dont put Ben posh twat back in! noooooooooooooooooo

[Ryan57]

Jemima, what a state.

[GypsyGoth]

They are like tramps drinking out of jars.

[ThisIsNickkk]

I'm confused, is there another floor?

Emma just mentioned the 2 up, 1 down thing, plus, she said last night the diary room was on the second floor... making the house the first floor... what's on the ground floor?

[Saph]

Sam is 23? he looks 17

[Marc]

Sam only just realising...

[Marc]

IT WAS WITH HITLER OKAY! Drop it Sam :rolleyes:

[GiRTh]

Why does Jemima remind me of Janet Street Porter? I think its the voice.

[Ramsay]

run sam run

[GypsyGoth]

oh god plz dont put Ben posh twat back in! noooooooooooooooooo

Not him :laugh: I meant Ben from here (ukturtle).

[SillyTilly]

The look on Sam's face when she revealed the age of her ex :D

[Jordan.]

Sam & Jemima idc >

[YodaBB]

She Just Said She Gave Birth When She Was 27 And That Her Daughter Is 13. She Is Also 41? Huh?

[Samm]

I think they could still get together

[ThisIsNickkk]

Sam should just ask for a piece of Jem... he clearly wants some of her.

[Jake.]

Sam wants it

[Ammi]

ah she is 41!

... she hasn't mentioned that before..

[David R]

They are like tramps drinking out of jars.

Yeah it makes it look like piss! :joker:

[Saph]

I bet Jemima applied for I'm Hotter Than My Daughter

[armand.kay]

Sam must be stopped D;

[Drew.]

great onesie

[King Gizzard]

i'm really, really terrible with the whole posting and watching at the same time thing, I'm already ages behind

[Marc]

I bet Ben is going in.

oh god plz dont put Ben posh twat back in! noooooooooooooooooo

omg :joker:

[Ryan57]

Jemima looks like a prostitute. Have seen more class in Lidl.

[armand.kay]

Yass bitch!!

[GiRTh]

Dont over do it Salllie

[SillyTilly]

Ooo, Sam and Jemima have got a little closer now :D

[Marc]

Jemima! :worship:

[Samm]

Gossiping already

[Jemal]

Sallies starting to get on my nerves. Shes still beauts tho.

[Samuel.]

"Sam is two faced"

She says behind is back

[-Sue-]

Not him :laugh: I meant Ben from here (ukturtle).

phew sorry - had me worried then ive only just recovered from posh ben's ego lol

dont know ukturtle but would be cool :D

[Braden]

The whole Jemima and Sam thing is so uncomfortable to watch.

[Samuel.]

"Sam is two faced"

She says behind is back

[Saph]

Jemima looks like a prostitute. Have seen more class in Lidl.

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Jemima.. either has 'that look' or is just drunk :laugh:

[AnnieK]

God Jemma is a terrible drunk...

[GiRTh]

Sam and Jem snuggling :yuk:

[Ryan57]

Jemima! :worship:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll64zx6rsD1qhxr17o1_400.gif

[Marsh.]

Jemima is really going to embarrass herself on this show. :laugh:

[armand.kay]

Queen.

[David R]

Sam is terribly foul mouthed, already not the same person as the VT. Turning out to be a bit of a cock.

[Brother Leon]

This woman is irritating. Pulling facial hair our soon....

[Marc]

**** off Sallie :bored:

[Jordan.]

She's like 50 :joker:

[Drew.]

day 1 and the word bitch has been used

[GiRTh]

I bet Jemima applied for I'm Hotter Than My DaughterMore like Grand -daughter.

[Marsh.]

We've got a month's worth of stories and conflict in one night. :laugh:

[ThisIsNickkk]

Sallie is so hot! waw.

[Jordan.]

http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[Ramsay]

dexter and sallie plotting :worship:

[Marc]

Sam what

[Jake.]

I actually love all of these HM's

[Jamesy]

Jemima and Sam snuggling... they look very odd together. As a couple that is.

[armand.kay]

What are they drinking DDD:

[SillyTilly]

I thought she was already going to go in for a first kiss then! She is definitely drunk!

[Natalie.]

When are the others going in?!

[Ryan57]

I think I'd rather be raped by a street cat than have anything to do with Jemima.

[Bluerang1]

WTH put the housemates in already. This is why Big Brother is failing.

I wanted to see at least one before I leave for work D;

Dexter to be the firs guy out evaa?

[King Gizzard]

i really want that metal chicken egg holder thing

[fruit_cake]

not sure what to make of all that :conf2:

[Samm]

Sallie the next jasmine lennard

[thesheriff443]

gem and drink don't mix

[Ammi]

..I hate it when they say they're best friends and they've only known each other a day...

[Me. I Am Salman]

wolfy represent us

[Ramsay]

WTH put the housemates in already. This is why Big Brother is failing.

I wanted to see at least one before I leave for work D;

Dexter to be the firs guy out evaa?


not a chance, he is loved by the public

[Ryan57]

Wolfy stealing already. Stolen the pissing rug the fat bitch.

[Saph]

wolfy is an icon

[fruit_cake]

Jem has no shame :worship:

[Marsh.]

I'm enjoying this already more than 12 and 13.

[ThisIsNickkk]

Wolfy stealing already. Stolen the pissing rug the fat bitch.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Ammi]

wolfy is an icon

..:worship:..

[YodaBB]

Haha, Sallie!

[Marc]

Who does she think she is :bored:

[-Sue-]

I can almost see Sam's mum screaming at the telly GET AWAY FROM MY BOY! (to Jem) he only has enough money for pot noodle or a kebab!

[GiRTh]

Sallie out first then? She's bound to be nommed at the rate she's going.

[Bluerang1]

I'm not hating Sam... what's wrong with me?

[David R]

Sallie trying to stop Jemima getting airtime by discouraging Sam.

[Natalie.]

Nice onesie dexter :elephant:

[Marc]

Wolfy stealing already. Stolen the pissing rug the fat bitch.

:laugh3:

[SillyTilly]

I'm enjoying this already more than 12 and 13.
Same here. I think its the best start to a series in years.

[Vanessa]

Sallie giving Sam love advice! :joker:

[Ryan57]

Sallie will sound like Deirdre Barlow in 30 years time. Already starting to sound a little like her.

[Jemal]

SALLIE WE GET IT, YOU TELL IT HOW IT IS. Jesus ****ing christ. **** off.

[Samm]

I'm enjoying this already more than 12 and 13.

All of this episode is better than 12

[Drew.]

its quite clear who the leaders of the house already are

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ths is like Sezer and Grace to talking to Glyn about Lea

[AnnieK]

Who does she think she is :bored:

She's the most honest person in the house babes

[fruit_cake]

poor Sam who lives with his mum

[armand.kay]

How are they already plotting like this :||

[Jamesy]

They've killed the hype tonight. Just put the new housemates in -_- This feels far too much like a general highlights more than anything else. Yawn.

[Samm]

Want the housemates to go in now

[Ramsay]

Sallie and Dexter need their own spin off where they give love advice to hopeless cases like Sam

[ThisIsNickkk]

"I've got personality" No you haven't Dexter, you're a cretin.

[Saph]

just put Gina in already

[Marc]

She's the most hoest person in the house babes

I think she's the hottest person I have ever hated

[GypsyGoth]

I'm enjoying this already more than 12 and 13.

Me too, I think the bits of live feed we've had so far has helped loads.

[-Sue-]

wtf is with the all in one's? am I old fashioned and still believe in sleeping in pj's or an old rock tshirt?

[Adamw92]

Sallie out first then? She's bound to be nommed at the rate she's going.

That'll ruin the series so most likely...

[Ammi]

Sallie and Dexter need their own spin off where they give love advice to hopeless cases like Sam

..yeah, Dam Sexter..

[King Gizzard]

The fact I've sticked with this more than the last 2 speaks volumes

[Jemal]

I think she's the hottest person I have ever hated

This. Purely This.

[Marc]

wtf is with the all in one's? am I old fashioned and still believe in sleeping in pj's or an old rock tshirt?

They're called Onesie's :tongue:

[Drew.]

really enjoying this so far

[Ramsay]

"I've got personality" No you haven't Dexter, you're a cretin.

Don't say such horrid things about Dex

[-Sue-]

sam reminds me of one of those creepy youngsters you meet in a chatroom with bad bad chat up lines and no clue how to find a gspot without the aid of a satnav!

[fruit_cake]

Sallie and Dex must stay, the series depends on it!

[Saph]

Im enjoying this series so far

[Ramsay]

..yeah, Dam Sexter..

:joker:

[-Sue-]

really enjoying this so far
me too glued to screen don't want it to end!

[Ryan57]

Karl showing he's one of Dexter's clients I see. :idc:

[Ammi]

..the livefeed helps, we can see them chatting and not just the arguments and tasks..

[Bluerang1]

just put Gina in already

This.


Bye guyss

[Jake.]

Time for some Hm's then!

[Marc]

sam reminds me of one of those creepy youngsters you meet in a chatroom with bad bad chat up lines and no clue how to find a gspot without the aid of a satnav!

:laugh2:

You're brilliant.

[armand.kay]

Sallie :lovedup:

[Samm]

I think jem could go 1st

[YodaBB]

This Could Be A Great Season!!