Big Brother: Secrets & Lies - Launch - 13/06/13 & 14/06/13 - 9-10:30pm - C5

[Drew.]

Imagine the mother catching her daughter ******ing Dexter in the treehouse. :eek:

this MUST happen

[SillyTilly]

They have got a very good selection of housemates this year! Couple of annoying ones tonight but you need them annoying ones to stir it a bit.

[Jake.]

Ryan :joker:

[Ryan57]

Imagine the mother catching her daughter ******ing Dexter in the treehouse. :eek:

Whilst Dexter is in the tree house they'll only be one form of wood. And it isn't in his underwear.

[GypsyGoth]

"I nominate mum because shes a bitch"

:laugh2:

That would be a great bb moment.

[Joe.]

They r gonna do the suitcase thing again- boring!!

[Ammi]

"I nominate mum because shes a bitch"

..I nominate my daughter because she didn't tidy her room lol..

[Jake.]

Imagine the mother catching her daughter ******ing Dexter in the treehouse. :eek:

The Daily Star are hiring btw

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Oh ffs this stupid suitcase twist again!!!

Noone gives a ****....Literally take last nights viewing figures as an example.

[YodaBB]

Really Looking Forward To Watching This Series Unfold! I'm Not Even Bothered About The Mole

[Marcus.]

charley looks lush

[Ryan57]

Ryan :joker:

You clicked it, Jake. :p

[Joe.]

"I nominate mum because shes a bitch"

Omg *dying* :joker:

[Marsh.]

The Daily Star are hiring btw

:hugesmile:

[AnnieK]

Imagine the mother catching her daughter ******ing Dexter in the treehouse. :eek:

Would be funnier if the daughter caught the mother and Dexter tbh...

[fruit_cake]

not liking the boys much, bit disappointed really.

[SillyTilly]

"I nominate mum because shes a bitch"
Oh I really hope that happens :D

[starry]

Family members in is just stupid. At least make it a secret, like they did in the Australian 6th series, otherwise it's pointless.

[Marsh.]

Would be funnier if the daughter caught the mother and Dexter tbh...

Or her mother, Sam and Jemima.

[*mazedsalv**]

Oh ffs this stupid suitcase twist again!!!

Noone gives a ****....Literally take last nights viewing figures as an example.

Huh? They said what WE chose. The suitcase thing won't have won the poll would it?

[Raph]

Why does Emma seem so down.. :(

[Joe.]

Aw can see jemima and 'Mum' (shes known as that) being bezzies!

[Ryan57]

Be brilliant if her mum goes after the same man her daughter does. What a face off. Young vs Old. Daughter with the stamina, mum with the experience. What a battle.

[Jordan.]

So now we've got a full house it's safe to say no one is surpassing Deana

[SillyTilly]

Whenever people mention "the mole" I keep thinking of Mario!

[Marc]

Would be funnier if the daughter caught the mother and Dexter tbh...

:joker: **** that'll be good

[Joe.]

The Q was what do u want michael to do with new hms suitcases and poll result was shred -_-

[Kazanne]

will someone plz find sallie some trousers so i dont have to stare at the crack of her arse... when she is on the vt

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Why's everyone saying Emma's down? Can't see it myself.

[Adamw92]

So now we've got a full house it's safe to say no one is surpassing Deana

Deana!!! :worship:

[armand.kay]

So now we've got a full house it's safe to say no one is surpassing Deana
Basically.

[Ryan57]

Why's everyone saying Emma's down? Can't see it myself.

Likewise. Annoying how she keeps saying lies in that tone.

[AnnieK]

Sam's moved on from Jemima already!

[GypsyGoth]

Michael will start punching one of the twins to see if the other feels it.

[Marc]

if this happens again and he shreds AGAIN it'll be the most obvious mole ever

[james130]

Why's everyone saying Emma's down? Can't see it myself.

Same!

[Tregard]

He better not ****ing shred.

[Marc]

Michael will start punching one of the twins to see if the other feels it.

:laugh2:

[Marcus.]

a great buch of housemates tonight

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Marc]

what what what

[Ramsay]

no they're ****ing him up

[Saph]

omg this is a weird twist

[Ramsay]

no no no no

[GypsyGoth]

Yes!!!

[Joe.]

Wtf seriously

[Marc]

oh this is juicy

[Brother Leon]

SNAKED! LOL

[Jake.]

This could be interesting

[Saph]

wait does he know they're watching?

[armand.kay]

Lmaoooooo :laugh2:

[SillyTilly]

They are doing the fake shredding again?!

[Samuel.]

smh

Going to be too obvious.

[Marc]

Oh it's just like Tulisa all over again :(

[Jordan.]

I wouldn't hesitate, that pizza >

[Joe.]

Why they doing this? Odd twist.

[Ramsay]

they probably told him what's happening while they were reading that out to them

[Braden]

Why the **** are they giving this away. I thought the whole Mario dressing as a mole and living in a mole hut was ridiculous, but this is just as bad.

[Saph]

I think he knows they're watching :s

[Joe.]

What if he said about being an actor though!?

[Marsh.]

I thought BB was going to tell them he is a mole.

[Marc]

:joker: him moaning about them

[Kazanne]

wait does he know they're watching?

I don't think so

[SillyTilly]

I bet they told Michael while the silent announcement was happening that they were watching

[Tregard]

Good good

[Jordan.]

Wow so saving the suitcases won the poll :o

[Joe.]

So the twist is pointless.

[Marc]

I thought BB was going to tell them he is a mole.

Same.

[GypsyGoth]

This is confusing.

[Brother Leon]

Saved them. That's good lol.

[Ramsay]

I think he knows they're watching :s

yeah i think so too. they must of told him what people voted for while big brother was telling them to be quiet

[Marc]

SALLIE PLS heheheheh

[Ramsay]

NO dexter and sallie will be up the public will choose them NOOOO

[Drew.]

this means we choose the noms!!? :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Ugh no. He's gonna put the best people up FFS

[Marc]

She's on to him and he'll vote her out :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

It's an act, he's pretending he doesn't know they're watching. But the actor does. :laugh:

[Joe.]

Twist failed lol.

[fruit_cake]

get the bores out Michael

[Ryan57]

It's time to lock his arse.

[Joe.]

Dexter and Sallie up then ffs URGH

[Jordan.]

Sallie and Dexter are up for sure

[SillyTilly]

this means we choose the noms!!? :amazed:
Ooo, I never thought of that! I hope so

[Jake.]

So they're going to be secretly pissed at him but he know anyway? Lol

[Drew.]

epic

[Marc]

I really don't get this :shrug:

[Jordan.]

OH we decide :amazed:

[Ramsay]

good they are putting 3 up

[Adamw92]

He'll put the best ones up :(

[Ramsay]

emma said channel 4 hahaha

[Marsh.]

Twist failed lol.

How?

[Brother Leon]

**** ****ing twist.

[GypsyGoth]

Oh wow, that's Gina up for sure.

[Joe.]

Omg worst twist EVER omfg- Sallie VS Dexter here we come with Sallie out first!!

[ThisIsNickkk]

CHANNEL 4? EMMA!!!

[jackc1806]

Channel 4 omg! :lovedup:

[fruit_cake]

that's the end of this series then, Sallie & Dex def up

[SillyTilly]

Oh, I do like that we can choose the noms! That is a good twist

[james130]

As if she nearly said Channel 4!

[Saph]

this is all too confusing now

[Marc]

Sallie, Dexter and Gina then.

[Tony1111]

What was all that about? We chose? What if he eat the pizza did he know? :o

[Tregard]

"Channel Fou-Five!"

[GiRTh]

What channel Emma? Bet BRian cheered at that slip up.

[Samuel.]

Could really go for some pizza right now...

[*mazedsalv**]

We get to choose!

[Brother Leon]

Public will put up every character lol

[fruit_cake]

TIBB we need to BLOCK VOTE the bores out

[Joe.]

Gina VS Dexter VS Sallie then!! 3 most entertaining!!

[GypsyGoth]

emma said channel 4 hahaha

:laugh2:

that reminds me of Dermot calling the contestants on XF housemates.

[Saph]

so do the public decide whos up?

[Marsh.]

What was all that about? We chose? What if he eat the pizza did he know? :o

He's an actor, everything he does is planned.

[chuff me dizzy]

Really liking Daley,Sam as lost his crown as Chuffs fave,Its close between Daley ,Dan

[zakman440]

Ooh, I liked that graphic at the end.

[ThisIsNickkk]

Okay so...

The housemates know that Michael was offered a bribe, and he decided not to shred the suitcases. Although he doesn't know they know.

Noms will take place on Monday, but only he can vote - but his votes will be made by the viewing public.

I think I have a handle on it...

[*mazedsalv**]

You guys don't understand...

WE choose. Choose the 3 dullest! It's free to vote, we have the upper hand!

[Vanessa]

Does Michael know that the housemates were watching him? :suspect:

[Vanessa]

Does Michael know that the housemates were watching him? :suspect:

[Marcus.]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Marsh.]

Okay so...

The housemates know that Michael was offered a bribe, and he decided not to shred the suitcases. Although he doesn't know they know.

Noms will take place on Monday, but only he can vote - but his votes will be made by the viewing public.

I think I have a handle on it...

The actor knows they know, but as a housemate he pretends he doesn't.

[Tony1111]

I think we should flush out the dead wood if we get to vote. I don't like the twins but I'd sooner see someone quiet like Callum to go over them. :)

[SillyTilly]

Does Michael know that the housemates were watching him? :suspect:
I think he must of since I don't think BB would have risked having the twist leak on Day 2

[Vanessa]

I think he must of since I don't think BB would have risked having the twist leak on Day 2

I hope so, otherwise i'd feel sorry for him. Poor guy! :joker:

[reece(:]

Best housemates are going to be up :(

[Marsh.]

Katie Price and Mel B on BOTS now.

[Vanessa]

Katie Price and Mel B on BOTS now.

Really? :o

[Marcus.]

oh i still in the live show

[Marsh.]

Really? :o

:laugh: Rylan looks like Price with a beard and Odudu sounds just like Mel B.

[james130]

How the hell did they get him?
GET HIM ON CBB!

[Jake.]

how the hell did they get Marlon :joker: so random

[GiRTh]

That dress Aj's wearing - Kimberly Wyatt wore the same one on Celebrity juice last series.

[Tregard]

Marlon Wayans looks happy to be there :L :joker:

[Saph]

Shorty from scary movie :love:

[Mitchell]

Get Marlon in CBB ;)

[fruit_cake]

Luke A is so dull

[Marsh.]

Is he a BBUK fan? Bit strange seeing him there, has his manager just stitched him up? :laugh:

[Mitchell]

Hazel a prostitute? :joker:

[Ramsay]

****ing marlon :joker: :joker:

[Mitchell]

I love Jackie so much <3

[Saph]

Why hasn't Arista or whoever made a Bots thread? :suspect:

[Mitchell]

All this love for Marlon xD

[Tregard]

Marlon is incredible.

[Mitchell]

AJ is so awful that she is amazing! Confusing Daley with Marlon.

Her comments are hilarious

[Saph]

that was awkward :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Get Marlon on CBB!

[GiRTh]

This AJ is dire. she fumbles over her words, seems permanently confused. Couldn't they get anyone better?

[james130]

This AJ is dire. she fumbles over her words, seems permanently confused. Couldn't they get anyone better?

Any member of this forum would've probably done a better job. :idc:

[Tony1111]

I feel sorry for Marlon being on such an unprofessional show. His manager is definitely getting the sack. :joker:

[Marsh.]

Aj really can't banter or converse with someone, unless it's written on the autocue she doesn't know what to say. And even then she's unnatural.

[RichardG]

What is Marlon even doing here? He clearly doesn't care. :laugh:

[Tony1111]

AJ is worth tuning into BOTS this year. She's so bad she's good. :D

[Saph]

his teeth :laugh:

[Saph]

omg these auditions D;

[Natalie.]

looks like he has false teeth but rylan :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Omgg this movie seems so **** :joker:

[Mitchell]

AJ is worth tuning into BOTS this year. She's so bad she's good. :D

I know! Konnie Huq like

[Marsh.]

Is he the one that had a penis in his ear in Scary Movie?

[Me. I Am Salman]

yeah

[Me. I Am Salman]

AJ and Rylan are SO bad!

[Jake.]

Is he the one that had a penis in his ear in Scary Movie?

That was his brother, Marlon was Shortie

[Saph]

1SyK8SjQsZw

[Ramsay]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc10j7uLOD1rwddcmo2_1280.png

[Me. I Am Salman]

I love the bots stage now <3

[Marsh.]

Oh right he was "Wassuuup!" guy. :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

The sweaty room looks so comfy

[Ramsay]

Sweaty Ian is back!

[Vanessa]

Omg! Marlon commentary is hilarious! :joker:

[Jordan.]

Ian rocking the same look since 2011

[Saph]

whatever happened to Jo the midget?

[Ramsay]

They should of made Marlon the host instead of Rylan and AJ

[Jordan.]

AJ is presenting on her own tomorrow, it's gonna be a disaster :joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

whatever happened to Jo the midget?

I think she died

[Marsh.]

I love how comfortable this guy is in front of the camera. :laugh:

[Saph]

I think she died

aww

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh right he was "Wassuuup!" guy. :laugh:

He was onWhite Chicks too, which funnily enough is on right now

[Mitchell]

Marlon was ****ing legendary

[reece(:]

Marlon, such a hero :amazed: