2013 TiBB Lounge™

[Z]

Oh God it's that hideously unfunny comedian with the same hair and beard as Justin Lee Collins on now. You're right, all the guests on all the chat shows ARE terrible recently

[King Gizzard]

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i ****in' love this song and was about to post it in that 2013 flop thread and realised it was february 2012 what

well it didn't flop, but it should have been massive massive

[King Gizzard]

ok it has 183m youtube views so maybe not a flop

[Z]

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it's nice to see One Direction attempt some choreography for once

[Z]

Sean Walsh, that's his name. I've not even smiled once

[King Gizzard]

generally don't find stand up comedy funny tbh

[King Gizzard]

(but his show is terrible too)

[Smithy]

he has a beard and long hair too, so scruffy :bored:

[King Gizzard]

Need to send out a search party for Josy, think she has lost it and gone after the sofa company with a knife

[Z]

Need to send out a search party for Josy, think she has lost it and gone after the sofa company with a knife

I'll pop down and find out how many people have died (everything in Scotland is on the same street)

[Tom4784]

I'll pop down and find out how many people have died (everything in Scotland is on the same street)

A whole street? That's generous. I'd describe Scotland as a high rise block of council flats.

[Z]

One of my friends at uni is from Birmingham and she keeps saying "I swear everyone in Scotland went to the same school, you all seem to know each other" and then it keeps coming out that people know people in common from weird places; like my friend from school lived with a guy and a girl last year. The guy's ex lived in a flat with a girl on our uni course; and the girl's brother got married earlier this year and her sister in law's bridesmaid was a girl I work with.

My friend and her flatmates live in Edinburgh. I live in Glasgow and I'm from Aberdeen. The bridesmaid is from Ireland. Small world.

[King Gizzard]

it doesn't feel like an xfactor final tomorrow. That just shows how **** this series has been

Desperately lacked a good joke act

[King Gizzard]

One of my friends at uni is from Birmingham and she keeps saying "I swear everyone in Scotland went to the same school, you all seem to know each other" and then it keeps coming out that people know people in common from weird places; like my friend from school lived with a guy and a girl last year. The guy's ex lived in a flat with a girl on our uni course; and the girl's brother got married earlier this year and her bridesmaid was a girl I work with.

My friend and her flatmates live in Edinburgh. I live in Glasgow and I'm from Aberdeen. The bridesmaid is from Ireland. Small world.

I always think scotland is quite large just because of all the remote places

[Z]

it doesn't feel like an xfactor final tomorrow. That just shows how **** this series has been

Desperately lacked a good joke act

Probs because there are no potential pop stars on the show and it's obvious that either Sam will win because she's the best singer or Kimberley Walsh will win because she needs something to do now that Girls Aloud are over

[Tom4784]

They need Wagner.

[Z]

I always think scotland is quite large just because of all the remote places

It is I suppose, but I guess if you live in a city then it's about 90% certain that you could meet someone from any city in Scotland roughly in your age range and establish that you know people in common, it's weird.

[Shaun]

sean walsh is terrible

the other one who's exactly the same as him too... josh widdicombe i think his name is

[King Gizzard]

Sam needs to win just for her sake, she has no future in pop/can just get the pay packet and release an album now, Nicholas is just awful and Luke would be alright but no one will take him seriously in his genre of music because he's come from the XF. No one will be successful out of this series, except for maybe Tamera who might get a few features on a few singles then probably get a deal when she is 18

[Z]

sean walsh is terrible

the other one who's exactly the same as him too... josh widdicombe i think his name is

The name doesn't ring a bell but if he's as terrible as Sean Walsh I'm not even going to bother googling him to find out

I find Sarah Millican funny, I think it's her delivery more than anything

[Lee.]

One of my friends at uni is from Birmingham and she keeps saying "I swear everyone in Scotland went to the same school, you all seem to know each other" and then it keeps coming out that people know people in common from weird places; like my friend from school lived with a guy and a girl last year. The guy's ex lived in a flat with a girl on our uni course; and the girl's brother got married earlier this year and her sister in law's bridesmaid was a girl I work with.

My friend and her flatmates live in Edinburgh. I live in Glasgow and I'm from Aberdeen. The bridesmaid is from Ireland. Small world.

I'll bet that somewhere we have a mutual friend.. Probably in Glasgow.. Or a friend of a friend or something.

[King Gizzard]

yeah josh widdecombe sucks but I like the Last Leg

[Z]

Sam needs to win just for her sake, she has no future in pop/can just get the pay packet and release an album now, Nicholas is just awful and Luke would be alright but no one will take him seriously in his genre of music because he's come from the XF. No one will be successful out of this series, except for maybe Tamera who might get a few features on a few singles then probably get a deal when she is 18

The last time I watched the X Factor properly was when Little Mix won because after they did that cool performance of E.T. I thought they would be amazing popstars and then they kept surprising everyone and getting through and I just knew they'd be a smash success when they won, you can just tell with some acts that they have the it factor. The judges/producers seem to have lost sight of that in recent years bar the odd exception, choosing gimmicks and no-marks over actual marketable talent (emphasis on both marketable and talent) in order to put on an entertainment show rather than aiming to find actual potential popstars which surely would earn Syco more money at the end of the day?

I think that's why it's going down the pan, people are bored because they aren't being entertained anymore

[Z]

I'll bet that somewhere we have a mutual friend.. Probably in Glasgow.. Or a friend of a friend or something.

Definitely - you can usually figure out a connection if you know where someone's from, the schools they went to, who their parents are and what they do, any siblings and where they've lived and worked. Not that it's like a sit down questionnaire :laugh: but it's just always so common to find out you know people in common isn't it?

[Z]

Oh bloody Michael Bublé's on now. Can hear the personality vacuum hoovering away

[Lee.]

The last time I watched the X Factor properly was when Little Mix won because after they did that cool performance of E.T. I thought they would be amazing popstars and then they kept surprising everyone and getting through and I just knew they'd be a smash success when they won, you can just tell with some acts that they have the it factor. The judges/producers seem to have lost sight of that in recent years bar the odd exception, choosing gimmicks and no-marks over actual marketable talent (emphasis on both marketable and talent) in order to put on an entertainment show rather than aiming to find actual potential popstars which surely would earn Syco more money at the end of the day?

I think that's why it's going down the pan, people are bored because they aren't being entertained anymore

I much prefer Britains got Talent now.

The judges are better, ant and dec keep it entertaining and it's just a better show all round.

[King Gizzard]

also ashamedly like Jake Whitehalls show with his dad, just because of his dad really, and he has amazing guests, like Nick Hewer and Lethal Bizzle on the same sofa

[King Gizzard]

The last time I watched the X Factor properly was when Little Mix won because after they did that cool performance of E.T. I thought they would be amazing popstars and then they kept surprising everyone and getting through and I just knew they'd be a smash success when they won, you can just tell with some acts that they have the it factor. The judges/producers seem to have lost sight of that in recent years bar the odd exception, choosing gimmicks and no-marks over actual marketable talent (emphasis on both marketable and talent) in order to put on an entertainment show rather than aiming to find actual potential popstars which surely would earn Syco more money at the end of the day?

I think that's why it's going down the pan, people are bored because they aren't being entertained anymore

yeah I liked the ET performance, and they've become a bit of a guilty pleasure since the show, even though I didn't really like them on the show

[Z]

I much prefer Britains got Talent now.

The judges are better, ant and dec keep it entertaining and it's just a better show all round.

Definitely, there are always so many talented people on there and in every series there's at least one or two acts that leave you in awe, that Attraction group that won the most recent series were just incredible :love:

X Factor's just weird, it doesn't know if it wants to be a camp entertainment show or a "serious, credible music competition trying to find the next big artist" - it can't be both!

[King Gizzard]

ant and dec need 2-3 years out of television, sick of them, and Philip Schofiled on everything

[Z]

Yeah I'm a bit sick of Holly Willoughby presenting everything going as well

[King Gizzard]

BGT is annoying for all the singers on there, and the unoriginal acts on there *coughattractioncough* I've seen what they do live much better than how they do it (I thought they were quite awful at the Royal Variety Performance..)

and without trying to sound xenophobic surely BGT should be about..british acts

[Z]

Yeah I find having singers on BGT is a bit crap. Opera singers - absolutely. Somebody singing a Katy Perry song - no.

[King Gizzard]

Guitar wankers as I like to call them, on XF and BGT = no

[King Gizzard]

if you're taking a guitar onto XF then you're already going to fail because the kind of music you play isn't the kind of music casual viewers of the XF buy

[Smithy]

I've just seen a chocolate picture maker advert on tv and ik it's aimed at 8 year olds but I want it :amazed:

[Z]

if you're taking a guitar onto XF then you're already going to fail because the kind of music you play isn't the kind of music casual viewers of the XF buy

Agree

Also can they stop bringing out the gospel choirs and tea light candles every single year at the X Factor final?

[Z]

In fact I'd like to see a small (10 people max??) gospel group get through to the X Factor live shows, rework some pop songs as gospel songs - no idea if the public would support it but at least it'd be something a bit different instead of the inevitable no-hoper boy band, dislikeable girl band and creepy girlfriend/boyfriend or brother/sister duo they put through every year

[King Gizzard]

XF needs an actual good version of someone like Miss Dynamix, and without that stupid name

UK's destiny's child

[King Gizzard]

or a good singing-hip hop group which isn't managed by louis walsh

[King Gizzard]

or gary barlow

[King Gizzard]

seriously should get wagner on the judging panel

[Ramsay]

That time Cheryl brought up something he said in the newspaper on live tv..ohh i wanted to hit her with a shovel

[Z]

Get Louis (and Sharon) off the panel, he's completely irrelevant to the show when you consider what it's become.

[Shaun]

I've just seen a chocolate picture maker advert on tv and ik it's aimed at 8 year olds but I want it :amazed:

blates only has enough ingredients for one bar tho

[King Gizzard]

felt really sorry for the guy, he wasn't like the other joke acts, he didn't know he was a joke act, he wanted to sing opera all the time

unlike jedward the ***** who knew they were the joke act and played on it

[King Gizzard]

Get Louis (and Sharon) off the panel, he's completely irrelevant to the show when you consider what it's become.

just says the same things now and doesn't actually have any judging ability at all

[Z]

That time Cheryl brought up something he said in the newspaper on live tv..ohh i wanted to hit her with a shovel

Oh my God I know, such a vain little madam. Actually wanted someone to rush on stage on defend Wagner, that woman's made a career out of pimping herself out to the media and making catty comments and doing stupid **** and then looking all depressed and pouting about how the media make **** up about her all the time and then she has the audacity to call out Wagner for allegedly saying something slightly negative about her. Bint.

[Ramsay]

Can remember that year quite well actually
they really tried to fix it for cher :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

so glad there's no cheryl (and tulisa) these days

[Shaun]

poor old Paije was robbed

[Z]

felt really sorry for the guy, he wasn't like the other joke acts, he didn't know he was a joke act, he wanted to sing opera all the time

unlike jedward the ***** who knew they were the joke act and played on it

When I went to go see him live at the place in Glasgow that hosted the person eliminated the week before, he sang a bit of opera and he was very, very good. It's a shame how they pigeon holed him into being a joke act, he was not talentless, he was actually very good.

just says the same things now and doesn't actually have any judging ability at all

He never has done, he was just as useless on Popstars: The Rivals. No idea why he's been employed for ten years, genuinely think it's because of that mass exodus of judges and they thought "**** we need him for continuity"

[Smithy]

blates only has enough ingredients for one bar tho

****ing rip off :bored:

[Shaun]

at least it's not Pete Waterman

[Z]

Can remember that year quite well actually
they really tried to fix it for cher :laugh:

Such blatant cheating to get Tesco Mary out, I was actually raging about it at the time and normally I don't even bat an eyelid at the results because they're so predictable. They just wanted Cher and will.i.am to perform so Cheryl would shag Simon on the back of a unicorn probably

[Z]

at least it's not Pete Waterman

true

"I'm creating a vocal harmony group! Nothing I say makes any sense! The more I talk the more it seems like my success in the past in pop music was a complete fluke and I have no idea how it happened!"

[King Gizzard]

can remember being another general public sheep and joining in with hating Katie Waisell but looking back I probably would have supported her now just to go against the trend, and she did seem like a nice girl, just a bit pretentious

[King Gizzard]

Still don't know why I watch it when I'll never like anything anyone produces from it

[Ramsay]

Zee you just have such a way with words :love:

[Shaun]

it offends me that there're still parody accounts from 2010 on twitter... and still have loads of followers. (That Katie Weasel one)

[Ramsay]

Still don't know why I watch it when I'll never like anything anyone produces from it

Tabby Callaghan is an international superstar i'll have you know

[Z]

can remember being another general public sheep and joining in with hating Katie Waisell but looking back I probably would have supported her now just to go against the trend, and she did seem like a nice girl, just a bit pretentious

Nah she was an over the top stage school drama queen without the talent to back it up, but she definitely got way too much hate. It's because of the editing and the way they hype everything up, they love to create a hate figure

[Z]

They need a male judge with a personality on there to replace Louis Walsh and it has to be a popstar. The judging panel should only be popstars. They don't necessarily have to be current popstars but they at least have to be recognisable from recent years.

[King Gizzard]

What one is there left from JLS..oh god I dread to think

urgh a Westlife/Boyzone guy..even worse

[Z]

What one is there left from JLS..oh god I dread to think

urgh a Westlife/Boyzone guy..even worse

As long as it's not Marvin. Sick of the celebrity Humes family appearing on everything - they were bloody doing This Morning the other week! Can't stand Rochelle Wiseman, she's not even good at anything

[Shaun]

you keep your hate for rochelle so secretive, greg

[King Gizzard]

I kind of think Olly wouldn't be such a disaster out of the choices, he'd offer quite alot more relevant advice to people I suppose

[Ramsay]

MURRY CHRISTMAS
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[Z]

Robbie Williams would have been good but nowadays he seems a bit doddery, I don't know if it's from years of substance abuse or what but he's not funny anymore because he's got no comedy timing now with the way he speaks.

[King Gizzard]

and Olly is one of the most successful artists from the show, but at the same time not too big that he wouldn't take the role

[Ramsay]

get daniel bedingfield. the world needs more daniel bedingfield

[King Gizzard]

LOL can't even remember what Daniel Bedingfield is like as a person

[Shaun]

will young is the only option really

[King Gizzard]

Forgot about Will :worship: Not sure if he'd be up to it though

[Z]

you keep your hate for rochelle so secretive, greg

I don't understand why more people don't hate her, she's from the most beige girl band to ever be successful (ha) in the UK; if you watch them perform she never does the choreography properly because she's too busy playing with her hair and giving the camera stink eye, she can't sing (not that she's the only one in The Saturdays guilty of that), clearly only got in the band because Frankie did and they thought it would be cool to have two S Club Juniors in the same group to promote the whole "FRIENDS!!!!!" thing that all girl bands must have, she's got this overbearing personality and talks over the others in interviews and never shuts up about Marvin, she's two years older than me and she acts like they've been married for decades AAAAHHHHHHHH I HATE HER SO MUCH GET OFF MY GRILL YOU'RE NOTHING, NOTHING!!!!

[Z]

will young is the only option really

Doubt Simon Cowell would let it happen though, don't they notoriously hate each other?

[Z]

I don't understand why more people don't hate her, she's from the most beige girl band to ever be successful (ha) in the UK; if you watch them perform she never does the choreography properly because she's too busy playing with her hair and giving the camera stink eye, she can't sing (not that she's the only one in The Saturdays guilty of that), clearly only got in the band because Frankie did and they thought it would be cool to have two S Club Juniors in the same group to promote the whole "FRIENDS!!!!!" thing that all girl bands must have, she's got this overbearing personality and talks over the others in interviews and never shuts up about Marvin, she's two years older than me and she acts like they've been married for decades AAAAHHHHHHHH I HATE HER SO MUCH GET OFF MY GRILL YOU'RE NOTHING, NOTHING!!!!

Bumping for the new page because I refuse to let my anger die on the previous page

[King Gizzard]

Imagine if it had been Forgot About Will Young instead of Forgot About Dre

[Shaun]

in that universe that means we'd have Dr Dre covering Light My Fire

[Z]

Dr Dre singing Evergreen is an amusing thought

[King Gizzard]

What you gonna do
I don't know
What you gonna say
I ain't sure
Always the same
All the time
Every day
Played my mind
I can't keep wasting my time
On your game

[Z]

Oh my god **** off, bunny boiler

Humes began dating JLS member Marvin Humes in March 2010 and they moved in together in August 2010. On 31 December 2011, Rochelle announced on Twitter that she was engaged to Humes and they married on 27 July 2012 at Blenheim Palace. Rochelle gave birth to their first child, daughter Alaia-Mai Humes, on 20 May 2013

[Ramsay]

aw man i feel ****ing weird. just got a message from a friend of mine that she was on an ouija board and that my dead cousin said to tell me he misses me..im not mad into believing those things but man i feel weird lol

[Z]

They moved in after 5 months. I hate couples who do that (in general), get a grip, it's not a race

[King Gizzard]

even derren brown thinks ouija boards are full of ****

but then again derren brown is full of ****

[Z]

aw man i feel ****ing weird. just got a message from a friend of mine that she was on an ouija board and that my dead cousin said to tell me he misses me..im not mad into believing those things but man i feel weird lol

Ah Karl :(

[Shaun]

GREG YOU GET A GRlP

[Ramsay]

yeah i think they're **** too..think its mostly to do with your subcoinscience that if you think it'll move it'll move even if no one knows it but ah it's still a trip

[Z]

GREG YOU GET A GRlP

No!! Hating Rochelle Wisehorse is my only passion in life!!!

[Shaun]

ok i just opened a porno and it starts off by saying that there's a gag (lol) reel at the end

who the hell wants porn with bloopers

"HA HA I STUCK IT IN THE WRONG HOLE"

[Shaun]

ooh maybe one of them has a breakdown. *skips to the end*

[Z]

ok i just opened a porno and it starts off by saying that there's a gag (lol) reel at the end

who the hell wants porn with bloopers

"HA HA I STUCK IT IN THE WRONG HOLE"

Hey Shaun what you up to

[King Gizzard]

''THAT'S NOT LuBE IT'S BOILING COOKING OIL''

[Shaun]

:joker:

k this is boring they just forget lines and bang their head a bit

[King Gizzard]

Jack Black in The Holiday = most random casting ever

[Ramsay]

Jack Black in The Holiday = most random casting ever

hahahah that was indeed so random

[Z]

Jack Black in The Holiday = most random casting ever

Jack Black in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a close second

[King Gizzard]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=483

http://i.imgur.com/8sIFWTc.jpg

[Jessica.]

:joker:

k this is boring they just forget lines and bang their head a bit

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=80247 what does she do when it's 2014

[Ammi]

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Perfection.

..sorry Dezzy, I started to fall asleep when I was listening to them...not because they're boring but I was tired...yeah, really good beat..:love:...

[Marc]

Why am I up early

[Ammi]

..because our body clocks don't recognise/have no respect whatsoever for Saturdays..maybe if they hadn't named it after a rubbish group and called in TRexday, we would be sleeping until lunchtime...

[Marc]

:laugh: I'd be Trex'ing all day if that was the case. Bloody Saturdays inventing the day :bored:

[Ammi]

..flipping girl bands spreading themselves everywhere..why can't stick to stuff they know about, like music....oh yeah, I can see the flaw in that already..I guess they had to rely on their Plan B...

[Marc]

Ohyou

[AnnieK]

All my plans have gone by the by today...bloody chicken pox :mad: I hate chickens and their pox

[Ammi]

..some chickens shouldn't be allowed to have pox if they can't look after them properly/take responsibility..:bored:...it's just plain fowl, Annie/no yolk at all...

[AnnieK]

That's a cracking yoke Ammi :laugh:

[Tom4784]

..sorry Dezzy, I started to fall asleep when I was listening to them...not because they're boring but I was tired...yeah, really good beat..:love:...

Saint Ke$ha forgives you.

Ugh, I should not be up this early on a Saturday, I've got to wait for Amazon Prime to get their lives together and deliver some ****.

[Ammi]

..yeah, I crack myself up sometimes, Annie...I'm glad you appreciate my eggcellent humour...


..I must stp getting distracted though and get on with my day...

[Ammi]

Saint Ke$ha forgives you.

Ugh, I should not be up this early on a Saturday, I've got to wait for Amazon Prime to get their lives together and deliver some ****.

..yeah, I've been listening to the songs this morning and am really liking them, I was just a bit tired last night is all..I'll look up some more of her stuff when I have time but I also want to hear Beyoncé's new album which everyone is saying is good....

...ugggh, lol...we just had an Amazon delivery, hopefully he's coming to you next...

[Marc]

Annie who has chicken pox?

[AnnieK]

My little boy....or spotty Muldoon as he's been renamed. He is covered....pesky kids with their germs

[Marc]

Well they're better off getting it now than when they're older. Do you have more than one kid? I forget.

[AnnieK]

No....just the one

[Marc]

Would you like another? :evilgrin:





Nah I was gonna suggest rubbing him all over any other kids you may have had. Although.. You could still do that and just rub him up against any kid who walks near your house :laugh:

[AnnieK]

:laugh: good idea.....

[Jake.]

Urgh my head...

[Marc]

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Perfection.

-Listens to Ke$ha all morning-

[Marc]

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[Lee.]

Morning all :)

[Marc]

Hello stunner x

[Lee.]

Morning Marco. What's the plans for today?

[Marc]

Shake this hangover, maybe wrap some presents and go to my sisters tonight for dinner and drinks

[Lee.]

So you'll miss ML? :(

[Marc]

Yeah I will be missing your crowning moment

(and not when you gave birth to Samuel)

[Marc]

What are your plans for today Ms. Virgin?

[Lee.]

Yeah I will be missing your crowning moment

(and not when you gave birth to Samuel)

Ha! There's more chance of the Beatles reforming than there is me being anywhere near the top 10!

[Marc]

Nah I reckon you'll at least hit top 10

[Lee.]

What are your plans for today Ms. Virgin?

I'm going to stay in my onesie all day and do some Christmas shopping online... Typically, the kids are fighting like cat and dog ATM so it might not be the peaceful day I hoped for :(

[Marc]

Bang their heads together and get the wooden spoon out and smack it across their legs!!!

[AnnieK]

I think you definitely be in the top 10 Lee....if not it's a travesty

[Marc]

Alright Annie the voting is over now get your head out of her ass

Suck ups aye? :bored:

[Marc]

Jkjkjkjkjkkk ily

[Lee.]

I think you definitely be in the top 10 Lee....if not it's a travesty

Thank you Annie.. :)
I definitely won't be though!
Are you going to be here tonight?

[AnnieK]

Yeah I'll be here.....

Marc I hate you. :laugh:

[Marc]

:love:

[AnnieK]

Too little too late.....

[Marc]

Alright alright shhh people don't need to be knowing its little okay? That was private.

[Jessica.]

:sad: I wont be able to get broadband before Christmas. The guy in Vodafone said it can take up to 22 days for everything to be up and running,

[Marc]

Tell him it'll take 22 for him to find his wife before you kill her

[AnnieK]

Marc in his ICB persona this morning I see.....killer:hmph:

[Jessica.]

Tell him it'll take 22 for him to find his wife before you kill her

:joker::joker::joker: For some reason I think that may cause an even bigger delay with the internet.

[Tom4784]

I just went to the shop and 'Kiss Kiss' by Holly Valance was playing and it took all my willpower not to shake my ass there and then.

[Marc]

I'm proud of you

[Lee.]

I was walking up the road one day listening to November Rain by guns n roses on my iPod... And without thinking I played imaginary drums.. I was on my own and mortified!

[Marc]

:joker:

[michael21]

I just went to the shop and 'Kiss Kiss' by Holly Valance was playing and it took all my willpower not to shake my ass there and then.

good work :dance2::dance2::dance2:

[Ammi]

..that's one of the good things about working at a school/with young children..you can randomly think of something and laugh out loud or hear a tune and start to move to it and they just think oh, that's what she does/we know that...nothing to see here....

[Marc]

I slut dropped the other day at work to Iggy Azealia /sob

[Shaun]

just bought my own christmas presents (mum has a tradition of just giving me money because she's lazy/doesn't know me :idc:)

- Arkham Origins (some fancy metal box version because I'm easily duped into such stuff)
- Bioshock Infinite
- pair of red adidas
- Eddie Izzard's new DVD
- CDs of Disclosure and Janelle Monae
- some socks
- cheap pair of headphones
- hoodie
- 2 t-shirts from H&M, 1 from JD, 1 from Primark, 1 from Urban Outfitters

lovely stuff. can't use any of it until xmas though.

[Lee.]

Does your mum wrap it all up for you to open on Xmas?

[Shaun]

yes and it's not at all boring

[Ammi]

..wow, you got quite a lot of stuff, Shaun...all really good as well...

[Lee.]

yes and it's not at all boring

I think that's rather sweet! Do you act all surprised and stuff whilst opening them?

[Jessica.]

just bought my own christmas presents (mum has a tradition of just giving me money because she's lazy/doesn't know me :idc:)

- Arkham Origins (some fancy metal box version because I'm easily duped into such stuff)
- Bioshock Infinite
- pair of red adidas
- Eddie Izzard's new DVD
- CDs of Disclosure and Janelle Monae
- some socks
- cheap pair of headphones
- hoodie
- 2 t-shirts from H&M, 1 from JD, 1 from Primark, 1 from Urban Outfitters

lovely stuff. can't use any of it until xmas though.

:bawling: I want Bioshock Infinite, what platform did you get it on?

[Marcus.]

hello

[Tom4784]

just bought my own christmas presents (mum has a tradition of just giving me money because she's lazy/doesn't know me :idc:)

- Arkham Origins (some fancy metal box version because I'm easily duped into such stuff)
- Bioshock Infinite
- pair of red adidas
- Eddie Izzard's new DVD
- CDs of Disclosure and Janelle Monae
- some socks
- cheap pair of headphones
- hoodie
- 2 t-shirts from H&M, 1 from JD, 1 from Primark, 1 from Urban Outfitters

lovely stuff. can't use any of it until xmas though.

Arkham and Bioshock <3

[Ammi]

...Lee, are your children easy to buy stuff for/do they always have a long wish list..?....

[Lee.]

...Lee, are your children easy to buy stuff for/do they always have a long wish list..?....

Lol.. Yeah they basically get an Argos catalogue and write everything down from there. They do always finish their 4 sided letter to Santa with "I don't want everything on this list, it's just to give you a few ideas" lol

Oh and this year Lara has started asking for things "for the family" to soften the blow a bit. She wants a 3ds for herself and a ps3 for the whole family :laugh:

Her letter finished this year by saying "please go to Africa this year and please make sure the Philippines have a good Christmas" :(

[AnnieK]

Lol.. Yeah they basically get an Argos catalogue and write everything down from there. They do always finish their 4 sided letter to Santa with "I don't want everything on this list, it's just to give you a few ideas" lol

Oh and this year Lara has started asking for things "for the family" to soften the blow a bit. She wants a 3ds for herself and a ps3 for the whole family :laugh:

Her letter finished this year by saying "please go to Africa this year and please make sure the Philippines have a good Christmas" :(

http://i41.tinypic.com/2yxncq8.gif Awwww...so sweet

[Ammi]

Lol.. Yeah they basically get an Argos catalogue and write everything down from there. They do always finish their 4 sided letter to Santa with "I don't want everything on this list, it's just to give you a few ideas" lol

Oh and this year Lara has started asking for things "for the family" to soften the blow a bit. She wants a 3ds for herself and a ps3 for the whole family :laugh:

Her letter finished this year by saying "please go to Africa this year and please make sure the Philippines have a good Christmas" :(

....awww, that last bit is so lovely, she must be a really thoughtful person..<3..


...haha, my boys would sometime want to but their dad stuff that they wanted for his birthday because that's just before Christmas...I think the idea was that they wouldn't have to wait so long to play vid games/watch dvds...this year my eldest son is taking his dad to see the Hobbit at the cinema but I think it might be because his girlfriend doesn't want to see it....I used to love looking through catalogues when I was a child and imagining that I could choose something from every page...did you do that as well..?...

[Lee.]

....awww, that last bit is so lovely, she must be a really thoughtful person..<3..


...haha, my boys would sometime want to but their dad stuff that they wanted for his birthday because that's just before Christmas...I think the idea was that they wouldn't have to wait so long to play vid games/watch dvds...this year my eldest son is taking his dad to see the Hobbit at the cinema but I think it might be because his girlfriend doesn't want to see it....I used to love looking through catalogues when I was a child and imagining that I could choose something from every page...did you do that as well..?...

Definitely! Talking of catalogues my husband recently told me that when he was a lad he used to cut out all the ladies in bras and knickers... Then cut their heads off and try all the different heads on the different bodies. :/

[Z]

I think that's rather sweet! Do you act all surprised and stuff whilst opening them?

I would be SO over the top about it if that were me, it would be great fun. I'd gasp theatrically at every opened present and say "this is so unexpected!"

We're the same in our family, nobody ever wants anything specifically so we just end up getting ****e for each other that nobody really needs or wants so this year my parents have just said they're giving us some money to use however we like, I'll just keep it for when I'm back down at uni because I barely earn anything in my job at the call centre.

Mum's away out on a girls night out tonight and my dad and brother were both at the football, dad went out to the pub after and is now bringing home a takeaway :amazed: what a man

[Ammi]

Definitely! Talking of catalogues my husband recently told me that when he was a lad he used to cut out all the ladies in bras and knickers... Then cut their heads off and try all the different heads on the different bodies. :/

..oh, did you not do that though..?..not with underwear, but just generally fit weird/odd heads and bodies/limbs together..?..it was a bit like those paper dress up thing you could get..with the tabs that you folded over..?..only with limbs/heads instead of clothes....

[Ammi]

I would be SO over the top about it if that were me, it would be great fun. I'd gasp theatrically at every opened present and say "this is so unexpected!"

We're the same in our family, nobody ever wants anything specifically so we just end up getting ****e for each other that nobody really needs or wants so this year my parents have just said they're giving us some money to use however we like, I'll just keep it for when I'm back down at uni because I barely earn anything in my job at the call centre.

Mum's away out on a girls night out tonight and my dad and brother were both at the football, dad went out to the pub after and is now bringing home a takeaway :amazed: what a man


..what a man, Zee...

[Shaun]

:bawling: I want Bioshock Infinite, what platform did you get it on?

ps3, only got it for £15 :spin2:

[Black Dagger]

ps3, only got it for £15 :spin2:

Where from Shaun :amazed:

(Might ask for that or Beyond for Christmas off my brother, might as well get more use of the PS3 since we won't get PS4 for a couple more months)

[King Gizzard]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2yxncq8.gif

[Ramsay]

Bioshock Infinite is one of the best storys i've ever played in a game :lovedup:

[Marc]

Shaun my parents do the same thing; I have to shop for my own stuff :laugh:

[Ammi]

..it sounds like a good deal to me, everyone gets what they want...you could mix it up by buying yourselves the thing you would hate to receive most as a gift and then saying ...oh, noooooo whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.......

[Marc]

You could just hide the stuff they've got themselves and give them some other stuff and piss them off

[Ammi]

..this is beginning to sound a lot like Christmas....

[Jessica.]

I am not getting anything for Christmas from my family. My boyfriend got me very practical presents though. :D

[thesheriff443]

I am not getting anything for Christmas from my family. My boyfriend got me very practical presents though. :D

new iron:hugesmile:

[Ammi]

..he sounds like a keeper, Jess...are you getting money from people instead of gifts, to save for your trip to see him in February..?...

[Jessica.]

..he sounds like a keeper, Jess...are you getting money from people instead of gifts, to save for your trip to see him in February..?...

No, I'm just not getting any gifts, nobody bothers to get me anything really. I am trying to save for February but it's so hard haha.

[Jessica.]

new iron:hugesmile:

:joker::joker: Not exactly. He got me a video card, a power supply and a 1TB HDD.

[thesheriff443]

:joker::joker: Not exactly. He got me a video card, a power supply and a 1TB HDD.

I think its much better when you get things you can use.

[Ammi]

No, I'm just not getting any gifts, nobody bothers to get me anything really. I am trying to save for February but it's so hard haha.

...awww, if I knew your address, you would definitely be getting gifts young lady...but they're not really important or special like your visit to Portugal is, now that is exciting...:lovedup:....are the flights a reasonable price in the winter..?...

[Marcus.]

hi again

[Ammi]

..hey..:love:..you ok, Marcus..how are you doing..?..

[Jessica.]

...awww, if I knew your address, you would definitely be getting gifts young lady...but they're not really important or special like your visit to Portugal is, now that is exciting...:lovedup:....are the flights a reasonable price in the winter..?...

I replied earlier but it didn't send. :bored:

I just got a package from a friend in another part of Portugal today, she sent me some teas that I drank while I was there and it was very nostalgic and made me feel very happy inside! :D

I usually don't worry about giving my address to people online, as long as they'll tell me theirs too it doesn't bother me at all, I like sending Christmas cards and I always expect people to have the option to access my address if I get theirs. :joker:

[Ammi]

I replied earlier but it didn't send. :bored:

I just got a package from a friend in another part of Portugal today, she sent me some teas that I drank while I was there and it was very nostalgic and made me feel very happy inside! :D

I usually don't worry about giving my address to people online, as long as they'll tell me theirs too it doesn't bother me at all, I like sending Christmas cards and I always expect people to have the option to access my address if I get theirs. :joker:

..I'm going to PM you in the morning, ok Jess...

[Ammi]

..I have never given out my address before but I have done the Christmas thing before with a few members on here...

[Marcus.]

..hey..:love:..you ok, Marcus..how are you doing..?..

i am good
i may have a 2nd laptop i can use (but it slow ) but it better then noughting as i say

[Shaun]

Where from Shaun :amazed:

(Might ask for that or Beyond for Christmas off my brother, might as well get more use of the PS3 since we won't get PS4 for a couple more months)

probably should've mentioned it was preowned LOL, from Game

but it's not got any codes or w/e in it for online **** so idc, just want to play the story mode

[Ammi]

i am good
i may have a 2nd laptop i can use (but it slow ) but it better then noughting as i say

..yeah, slow is better than nothing, Marcus...did you buy it or someone give it to you..?..

[Jessica.]

I saw a copy of Bioshock Infinite on a Monday for €25, I was gonna get it for my nephew and I went in the next day and it was gone, it was in an exchange shop. :/ We played Bioshock 2 together and he really enjoyed it and was better than me. :$ He is very interested in continuing to play but he already replayed Bioshock 2 multiple times :P

[King Gizzard]

marcus you need to post more in 2014

[Ammi]

..'I rid a chapter..'...:laugh:...aww, I love David Beckham...

[Marcus.]

marcus you need to post more in 2014

if eveything go to plan i will do

..yeah, slow is better than nothing, Marcus...did you buy it or someone give it to you..?..

its was my from my family down south so it somthing

[King Gizzard]

you are like the shining beacon of TiBB

[Marcus.]

you are like the shining beacon of TiBB

awwww :blush2:

[Ammi]

..well, that's it then..I was meant to be watching XFactor as well....

[Marcus.]

..well, that's it then..I was meant to be watching XFactor as well....

oh dear ammi

[King Gizzard]

xf sucked a bit tonight. Shame how Nicolas is just getting the Scot vote

Wagner coming out on a motorized vehicle wearing a hat though >

[Jessica.]

xf sucked a bit tonight. Shame how Nicolas is just getting the Scot vote

Wagner coming out on a motorized vehicle wearing a hat though >

My niece met Wagner when she was about 6, she was terrified of him. :joker:

[Shaun]

how the hell is sitting at a laptop for 5 hours so tiring

[King Gizzard]

I'd love to meet Wagner and embrace him

[Marcus.]

how the hell is sitting at a laptop for 5 hours so tiring

hi shaun love the sig

I'd love to meet Wagner and embrace him

he be like a big teddy bear

[Ammi]

how the hell is sitting at a laptop for 5 hours so tiring

..you should have sat on the chair instead, it's much more relaxing and comfy...

[Shaun]

you've made that joke just in time for the razzies, Ammi...

[Shaun]

(and thank you marcus, although it's all your work :laugh: )

[Marcus.]

..you should have sat on the chair instead, it's much more relaxing and comfy...

boom

[Marcus.]

before i forgot sorry karl for calling you shaun

[Marcus.]

(and thank you marcus, although it's all your work :laugh: )

oh now stop it :joker::hugesmile:

[Ammi]

..is there a worst joke Razzie, then..?....I might be nominating you......to..be...honest...

[Shaun]

I am Shaun :laugh: I just realised that's probably confusing lol... I always have my custom status as "Karl" though

[Ammi]

..and that's it because I can't do fierce and you'll just crush me ....again...

[Ammi]

..it is a bit confusing with the Christmas names, Marcus...

[Ammi]

..Shaun, could you make a post in the irritate thread, please...

[Alf]

mmmmm! pickled eggs

[Ammi]

...oh that's a bit reckless before Christmas, wanna...

[Marcus.]

mmmmm! pickled eggs

oh nice

..it is a bit confusing with the Christmas names, Marcus...

aye it is ammi
but shaun got karl under his name

I am Shaun :laugh: I just realised that's probably confusing lol... I always have my custom status as "Karl" though

oh sorry :blush2:

[Alf]

...oh that's a bit reckless before Christmas, wanna...
Just a warm up before the big event

[Ammi]

Just a warm up before the big event

..haha, yeah you have to take these things seriously..if you're gonna do it, do it right..right...

[Smithy]

I think I need to start taking sleeping pills cause I just can't get to sleep at night :bored:

[Shaun]

think of episodes of the Big Bang Theory, that should bore you into it

[Ammi]

I think I need to start taking sleeping pills cause I just can't get to sleep at night :bored:

..yeah, same here Smithy and then I wake up really early and feel as though I haven't slept at all...it's really annoying...

[Ammi]

..I think I need more coffee...

[Ammi]

..oh and Smithy, I made mango and apple chutney yesterday and I'm going to call it/write on the label ..Mangaga chutney..in your honour....

[Ammi]

..or in honour of you/Gaga...

[Jake.]

So tired :laugh:

[Ammi]

..crikey, me as well Jake, I'm feeling quite ill with it/soo tired...how much sleep did you get..?...

[Jake.]

Ah, what's up, cold or something? I'm just getting over one :( and less that 6 hours, but heck I cam just go to bed early tonight lol

[Ammi]

..no just ill with lack of sleep, I think/too much inside my head...do you have to work today..?..

[Jake.]

Oh, don't run yourself down with the lack of sleep if you can Ammi, you don't want it to get worse, perhaps try and get an early kip tonight? :hug: and yeah, on my way now lol

[Ammi]

..Sunday working should be banned ..it should be a 'detox day' and everyone stay at home and eat salad/drink water....yeah, I might try to get back to sleep this morning, Jake..or maybe this afternoon if that doesn't work...

[Jake.]

Exactly :worship: who wants a burger on a Sunday anyway? All about roast :love: and good good, hopefully you feel a bit better after :) right I'm for a while, have a great day Ammi :love:

[Ammi]

..yeah, you have a great day as well, Jake..take care..:love:...

[AnnieK]

Morning All.....:love:

[Marc]

Morning :love:

[AnnieK]

Well done on your ML placing mr....:love: Well deserved.

[Glenn.]

Morning

[AnnieK]

Glenn :love: Good morning....how are you? Is your tree still as beautiful? I'm glad you sent me the pic on snapchat so I only had 5 seconds to be jealous of it....

[Marc]

Well done on your ML placing mr....:love: Well deserved.

Aw thank you. It's nice to see people adore/feel sorry for me :laugh: I'm surprised you didn't get top ten!!!

[AnnieK]

Aw thank you. It's nice to see people adore/feel sorry for me :laugh: I'm surprised you didn't get top ten!!!

I actually expected a drop so was well pleased at top 20.... I fly under the radar a bit to be top ten and I'm not controversial/funny or well known enough to be top 10.... :love:

[Marc]

I gave you 8 points I think. I was genuinely expecting you to do well just because of my 8 points :joker: :love:

[Smithy]

..oh and Smithy, I made mango and apple chutney yesterday and I'm going to call it/write on the label ..Mangaga chutney..in your honour....

:amazed:

:love:

[AnnieK]

I gave you 8 points I think. I was genuinely expecting you to do well just because of my 8 points :joker: :love:

I just checked...I gave you 9....:hmph: you should have won with that TBH

[Marc]

Haha bless you.

I find it difficult when people start telling me they voted me when I can only vote ten people; that's why I never reveal my votes :laugh:

[Jake.]

Hi

[Jake.]

Marc can you tell me where you placed me though, I need the closure

[Marc]

I can't reveal such sensitive information

[Jake.]

Then we are no longer lovers

[Marc]

:o

[Jake.]

:hmph: