Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Novo]

Genie doesn't want it enough

[Marc]

Fgs Aga :joker: ridiculous scenes

[Novo]

last time Aga played Domi she won 6-0 6-0... Brisbane final last year

[Locke.]

no shame in being destroyed by Aga in Hingis mode, soon she'll be in the final and winning a slam whilst Sabine sits at home crying over her wimbledon mental breakdown

I don't think so

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[Marc]

Aga played so well. I'm proud to have eyes to have witnessed that match.

Thank god for sky plus

[Black Dagger]

GOAT LI vs GOAT AGA would be such a good final </3.

Please Li, have no mercy on Genie, she has loads of times, you'll be an OAP before long :sad:

[Drew.]

The great man is behind her

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[Drew.]

Its all started wrong

[Drew.]

Li is up for this, it's all her so far.

[Brother Leon]

She was talking about how Bieber is her dream date. She must be doing cartwheels :laugh:

[Drew.]

The whole crowd started booing when she said it lol., such a stupid question to ask someone straight after they've finished a match

[Drew.]

Shes way too nervous, i feel a bagel coming on

[Drew.]

well thats the bagel saved

[Drew.]

Good experience for Genie. She didn't even play badly, just unlucky to come up against Li in this form.

[Drew.]

Hopefully Aga can go on to win now

[Novo]

My two faves with Grand Slams between them would be amazing

[Drew.]

Aga wont even be in the final at this rate.. could be a terrible evening

[Drew.]

Aga doing an Ana.. getting so much hype and then failing to deliver

[Drew.]

Its all gone wrong for Aga

[Marc]

Aga </3

[Marc]

Domi is a monster

[Drew.]

Domi vs Li it is

[Drew.]

Cibulkova deserves so much credit.. completely dominated her opponents through the rounds and they've all been against tough players.

[Marc]

Think Aga used too much yesterday going all out against Vika. Poor sod

[Marc]

Don't fall over now Li Na

[Drew.]

Andy is still staring at his tv in disgust

[Novo]

Domi is a good finalist, i predicted her as a possible winner last year as well

[Novo]

the only problem is she won't be doing much hosting on the Wta access shows this year if she wins

[Novo]

6-2 6-4 i reckon

nailed it

[Black Dagger]

Tears.

ONE MORE MATCH LI.

The fact she won't have played a top 10 seed though if she wins, people will so use that against her </3

[Marc]

Who cares Lucas. It's all fair game. Safarova and Makarova were tougher than some top ten players. And Pennetta played amazing this tournament

[Drew.]

If Li played like she did in the first set today then she's got it

[Marc]

If she plays like she's been playing all fortnight she's got it. It's completely hers to lose and I'd be shocked if she doesn't win tbh

[Black Dagger]

I don't care obvs, I'd be proud of her either way, but WTF would, urgh I don't know why I read that forum </3.

Saturday would be my favourite day ever if she wins it all.

[Black Dagger]

I wouldn't hold it against Domi if she won, gone under the radar all tournament yet has played beastly.

Tennis needs this, unpredictabilty with people in the final you wouldn't expect.

Holding out all hope in the ATP side for Wawrinka/Fed final.

[Drew.]

If she plays like she's been playing all fortnight she's got it. It's completely hers to lose and I'd be shocked if she doesn't win tbh

Not necessarily. When it comes to a key moment like serving after a break or serving for a set she's bottling it and been getting away with it.. Domi has a good chance.

[Drew.]

The end of that Genie army for at least until next year, thank ****

[Novo]

Domi hasn't faced a good returner yet, Li Na will destroy her if she leaves anything to short

[Black Dagger]

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Not on ****ing Saturday though, pls, Domi xx

[Novo]

the french open can **** off this year

[Novo]

Kiri is out of Indian Wells, Wta rejected her knee treatment request, horrible bastards

[Munchkins]

So sad for aga but come on Li now please!! Finally get that Australian open title!!

[Drew.]

I guess I'll back Li to win now just to see Lucas happy. Would be amazing if Domi managed it though.

[Marc]

the french open can **** off this year

No! Let's have another unpredictable tournament. Sharapova out early and Serena struggling against some Spanish jobber

[Drew.]

I missed almost all of the French last year, excited about it this year

[Marc]

I still haven't forgiven Cibulkova for doing what she did in the Davis Cup against Ana

[Marc]

I missed almost all of the French last year, excited about it this year

Why

[Marc]

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Not on ****ing Saturday though, pls, Domi xx

:joker:

[Drew.]

Why

I was busy most of the time, only caught a couple of days

[Marc]

Not necessarily. When it comes to a key moment like serving after a break or serving for a set she's bottling it and been getting away with it.. Domi has a good chance.

Domi's more likely to cock up. Li's done this befre

[Drew.]

All I can remember from it was that crazy bloke who tried running onto the court

[Drew.]

Right, come on Stan

[Marc]

Was that Nadal's match? With a flare?

Most controversial thing tennis has seen since the stabbing

[Marc]

I like Tommy too. I actually don't mind who wins this, but Stan/Federer or Nadal final would be great

[Drew.]

Was that Nadal's match? With a flare?

Most controversial thing tennis has seen since the stabbing

Yeah that was it :joker: some guy did the leap of faith and managed to stop him

[Novo]

don't think it beats racism gate at indian wells

[Drew.]

Berdych's girlfriend is a contender for best looking tennis wag

[Novo]

talking about racism gate... Serena is going back this year

[Novo]

Donna creaming herself watching this

[Drew.]

**** sakes. The genie army of bellends have just got to meet her, jealousy levels are high right now

[Novo]

" Allez Stanley!!!! "

[Drew.]

Think she's in a plane right now, poor Donna missing the match

[Novo]

Is she playing in Paris next week?

[Drew.]

Andy, order in some Croatian football shirts. We're heading to Wimbledon to form Donnas Troops.

[Drew.]

Yeah she's in some tournament next week can't remember which

[Novo]

ordering some Luxemberg tops and supporting Mandy Minella

[Drew.]

Get myself a Croatia shirt with Vekic on the back.. She's bound to follow me

[Novo]

for a $700‚000 tournament the line up for Paris is decent, Sharapova, Kvitova, Halep, Kerber, Errani all playing there

[Drew.]

Donna is at Paris isn't she? I was looking at the line up the other day and she was seeded 20th or something

[Novo]

Pattaya on next week as well, my Kiri won't be there to defend her title

[Drew.]

Praise BT sport for showing WTA.. What a great channel

[Drew.]

Even though Eurosport had it but BT >

[Novo]

Davis cup and Fed cup is on Eurosport though, BT sport can't compete with that

[Drew.]

Thank god all of this is on TV so we don't have to spend the whole year streaming

[Drew.]

Definitely need a week or so break from tennis, I've overdone it these past two weeks.. Literally all I've been doing is watching videos and reading about it or watching it.

[Black Dagger]

I guess I'll back Li to win now just to see Lucas happy. Would be amazing if Domi managed it though.

:love:

I'll be happy for Domi though if she does win, be an amazing feeling winning your first slam, but my heart lies with Li and her story though </3.

No! Let's have another unpredictable tournament. Sharapova out early and Serena struggling against some Spanish jobber

Yes pls :amazed:

Li went early though last FO and I wanted to die, but if she wins the AO, I don't give a ****e, the rest of her results would be meaningless and not top it for me :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

Definitely need a week or so break from tennis, I've overdone it these past two weeks.. Literally all I've been doing is watching videos and reading about it or watching it.

Yes I'm tired now </3. Exhausting... and I haven't even stayed up most nights pmsl.

[Novo]

Ana was going to play in Paris but Petko replaced her, good trade

[Novo]

the season has just started, you can't take a break aleady

[Drew.]

It is needed. Need to re fuel the system with a 5 day break

[Novo]

time for you to buy Monica Seles's book and educate yourself

[Drew.]

I'm getting Murrays I'm afraid

[Drew.]

Then I'll wait for Genies book

[Black Dagger]

the season has just started, you can't take a break aleady

I only watch the slams & Masters x100 and the WTA ones where the majority of them compete, premier mandatory or whatever, and that isn't until March, I can go back to reading and watching Queer as Folk for a month!

[Novo]

Murray's achievements and story make up for about 10% of Monica's

[Black Dagger]

I hope Li releases a book when she retires tbh, I bet poor Dennis will regret the day she does, they can take up gardening or st <3

[Drew.]

I hardly watched any WTA last year.. Just the odd match Genie or Donna played. Will try and watch more of it this year

[Novo]

Agassi's book is next on my list

[Drew.]

Can hardly keep my eyes open, going to abandon this match and sleep

[Drew.]

Allezzz Stan

[Novo]

sort that bloody sleeping pattern out, it is out of control

[Novo]

1-1

[Black Dagger]

ffs Stan.

[MTVN]

Maria the only one capable of giving Cibulkova a contest this tournament it seems

[Novo]

only one break of serve in 27 games

[Novo]

no talk of Maria in here, she got destroyed a long time ago

[MTVN]

Great stuff Stan, Berdych could have taken it to 5 sets though :rant:

[Black Dagger]

Maria the only one capable of giving Cibulkova a contest this tournament it seems

http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20131225/001ec94a1d8b1424b39d0b.jpg

[Marc]

Definitely need a week or so break from tennis, I've overdone it these past two weeks.. Literally all I've been doing is watching videos and reading about it or watching it.

That exactly how I felt after the Olympics :joker: poor Paralympics not getting my attention

[Marc]

Ana was going to play in Paris but Petko replaced her, good trade

She needs the match play fgs. I reckon she just text Petko saying oi flop take my place.

[Jemal]

Wawrinka is a beast.

[Jemal]

I heard the beautiful radwanska got crushed. SMH.

[Brother Leon]

are we all going to pretend that Berdych isn''t going to school Stan and then play the match of his life in the final for his 1st slam, he is twice the player he was 12 months ago

#ThatKnowledge.

[Black Dagger]

I heard the beautiful radwanska got crushed. SMH.

Just letting Li finally win her AO with as much ease as she can, she's a good girl.

[Jemal]

#ThatKnowledge.

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Just seen Li's on court interview now.

"I think the Genie army are a bit mad at you right now" "Sorry I win match" :lovedup:

[Drew.]

Bollocks, i thought Donna was at the Paris Open but shes playing at the Pattaya Open which has a pretty terrible line up in comparison, Mugu is playing there though.

[Marc]

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I bloody love tennis

[Drew.]

:joker:

http://i.imgur.com/t9lD334.png

[Novo]

Berdych got broke just the once the whole match and still got beat, so unlucky

[Drew.]

Genie has gained about 50k followers this week and shes following members of that Genie army, terrible week.

[Novo]

Ula playing in an ITF tournament, ffs is this what it has come to

[Novo]

new coach is sending her to an early retirement

[Drew.]

</3

https://imageshack.us/a/img40/9163/yvee.jpg

[Legend killer]

Anyone rooting for Rafa tomorrow is not a TRUE tennis fan and should be banned from posting in this thread

Fed is 5 years past his prime and WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE as good as this too win a slam again. Rafa can lose tomorrow and get plenty of PED use in before the French.

I am praying to god

A. Roger finally ditches the ego and just runs around on to the forehand instead of slicing and shanking back the moonball on his backhand
B. The bigger allows him to control the moonball better on the backhand side


Roger in 4 I BELIEVE

[Legend killer]

The pundits who are suggesting an easy win for Rafa or forgetting once huge factor which is NO DJOKO in the final which will have a huge impact on Roger's mentality. With Djoko in the final Roger knows he has to beat Rafa quick to conserve energy for the final which means more attacking which with this version of Fed equals more shanks and UE

With Stan in the final Roger knows he can chance his arm with the marathon win playing a more balanced game (will still have to be more attacking though) and still have enough to bit Stan


IN ROGER WE TRUST

[Jemal]

:laugh3: ffs!

[Brother Leon]

Novo...any more pearls of wisdom for the upcoming Rafa V Roger semi and the final?

We need that knowledge.

[Drew.]

Half the roof won't shut and it's been raining so hopefully it stays dry later

[Marc]

I really can't call this one.

I'd like to think Roger will win but I never really know Nadal's form.

[Drew.]

**** sakes Vinci's ass was full on show, she's either not wearing shorts on underneath or she's got some major wedgy

[Drew.]

I really can't call this one.

I'd like to think Roger will win but I never really know Nadal's form.

Fed must win another slam

[Marc]

Vinci ass.

I really want Roger to win another more so than Stan winning his first. Maybe. But I never thought my favourites would win this and I've been rooting Roger from the start

[Drew.]

I think Vinci has gone commando

[Jords]

Not been able to watch any of it, revision and dont have the channel :(

Come on Rog!

[Marc]

Makarova's volleying :joker:

[Marc]

She makes up for her shocking net play with a solid service game. I want the Italians to win though

[Drew.]

Have the bbc been showing tennis this whole time? Anyway fed - nadal is on bbc2 if you want a different commentator and HD

[Marc]

I don't think they have no? They usually only get around to the finals of slams unless it's Wimbledon when it's always on. But having said that I'm sure they don't show any US Open

[Marc]

Good title defensive

http://e0.365dm.com/13/01/660x350/Roberta-Vinci-Sara-Errani-Australian-Open-wom_2890753.jpg?20130125091014

[Drew.]

Would rather have seen the Russians win

[Jemal]

Ive got college lads so keep me updated on the going ons if you can.

[arista]

Its Started

EuroSportHD and BBC2HD

[Iceman]

Watching on normal bbc2 cause im a rebel

[arista]

Watching on normal bbc2 cause im a rebel


Nadal looks so Serious
he has a knack of doing Low
super fast shots.


Fed is Aware

[Drew.]

The quality of tennis between these two is immense.

[Legend killer]

Rafa's vag is nearly as tight as Andy's

The guy is in his prime whilst Roger is 5 years past his coupled with the fact he has a constant supply of peds yet has the nerve to just continue moonballing onto Fed's backhand like a coward

I wish the caveman was still in so he could put this moonballer to the sword again

[arista]

The quality of tennis between these two is immense.


For Sure




But The Nerves get to Nadal

[Drew.]

Nadal will come good, he's started his matches off pretty slowly so far this tournament

[Black Dagger]

Have the bbc been showing tennis this whole time? Anyway fed - nadal is on bbc2 if you want a different commentator and HD

I think they just show the semi and finals. I remember watching Li on BBC last year... ffs Andrew Castle commentating on my favourite possibly winning her 2nd slam, dreadful.

[Drew.]

The bbc not bothering with the jobber rounds and getting straight in with Fed - Nadal

[arista]

The bbc not bothering with the jobber rounds and getting straight in with Fed - Nadal


yes they can not afford it

[Legend killer]

No shame in losing Roger 5 years past your prime against a prime physical specimen in Rafa yet the young man still does not have the balls to go toe toe with you instead employing his usual Moonball tactics

Where is the Caveman when you need him

[Legend killer]

Roger breathing hard could be over in 3. Rafa fans are you embarrassed by Rafa's blatant moonballing vs a man 5 years past his prime.

[Drew.]

LK we're on a big brother forum with 7 or 8 tennis fans, I doubt there's any Rafa fans on here that give a toss

[Legend killer]

Rafa really is a joke guy is TERRIFIED of going toe to toe with a player 5 years past his prime guy should just retire what a PATHETIC endorsement for the sport

[arista]

Tape his Hands



Blood


Nadal

[Legend killer]

Tape his vagina shut whilst your at it mate

[arista]

The sweat is pouring off Nadal

[Legend killer]

Has to be said it's very sad seeing the lack of belief Nadal has in his own game. The fact he is waiting for a player 5 YEARS PAST HIS PRIME to make errors to win points even though he is at the top of his powers and physical prime is overly embarrassing and tells me a lot about what Rafa thinks of his own talent levels or lack of them

That said I have a funny feeling Stan going to do him in. Unlike Roger the moonballing won't work vs Stah who has one of the best back hands in the game (even though it's a SHBH) and Rafa himself has played at a level even poorer then usual for him. If he had faced Del Boy or Djoko at ANY point bagels would have been freshly delivered

[Black Dagger]

I don't know why you make it out as if Del Boy is in this super top form where he can dismantle top players but ok.

[MTVN]

Mens final is going to be sh*t then

[Brother Leon]

Rafa straight up dominates this sport when healthy. My guy :worship:

[Legend killer]

BD your knowledge of tennis stretching back 12 months is showing once again

Form in not as important as player matchups in this sport along with most others. Fed is on a different level to Rafa and like with most match ups with him was coming in on better form however the moonball to the SHBH is one Fed can't do anything about

With Del Boy HE LOVES those moonballs and quite enjoys leaning in to them off either wing and smashing straight past Rafa. There is a reason why DeL Boy has handed Rafa beatings no other player has

Anyone who thinks Rafa is the GOAT is just laughable. Can you imagine him playing on the fast courts early 2000's/90's just LOOOOOOOL the likes of Rafa , Andy and Djoko (not as much ast the other 2) would be top 20 players at best in condtions prior to the great slow down off courts mid 2000's to help these pushers

[Jemal]

Rafa making me proud.
Well played too rog tho, but rafa is just on a diff level

[Black Dagger]

BD your knowledge of tennis stretching back 12 months is showing once again

Form in not as important as player matchups in this sport along with most others. Fed is on a different level to Rafa and like with most match ups with him was coming in on better form however the moonball to the SHBH is one Fed can't do anything about

With Del Boy HE LOVES those moonballs and quite enjoys leaning in to them off either wing and smashing straight past Rafa. There is a reason why DeL Boy has handed Rafa beatings no other player has

Anyone who thinks Rafa is the GOAT is just laughable. Can you imagine him playing on the fast courts early 2000's/90's just LOOOOOOOL the likes of Rafa , Andy and Djoko (not as much ast the other 2) would be top 20 players at best in condtions prior to the great slow down off courts mid 2000's to help these pushers

Yeah, gave him a proper beating at Indian Wells last year.

[Black Dagger]

Mens final is going to be sh*t then

Yep.

Li Na trying to accomplish her dream finally vs Cibulvoka who quietly destroyed all of her opponents when nobody would have ever picked her as a finalist >>> Nadal squashing some poor Swiss.

While the WTA matches haven't been top quality, well then neither has most of the ATP ones either I much prefer it :idc:

[MTVN]

What time is the woman's final tonight? better not be starting at like 3 in the morning or something ridiculous

[Black Dagger]

What time is the woman's final tonight? better not be starting at like 3 in the morning or something ridiculous

It won't start until about 9am tomorrow.. she's always been on first the past few rounds because of the Chinese fans, but they always have 9am finals for AO!

[MTVN]

Good news, actually a reasonable hour

[MTVN]

Well it's a bit early but you can't have everything

[Black Dagger]

Yes, I am sacrificing my Saturday lie-in for her, so hopefully she doesn't let me down.

[IheartBB]

Anyone who thinks Rafa is the GOAT is just laughable. Can you imagine him playing on the fast courts early 2000's/90's just LOOOOOOOL the likes of Rafa , Andy and Djoko (not as much ast the other 2) would be top 20 players at best in condtions prior to the great slow down off courts mid 2000's to help these pushers

The slowing down of the courts started in the late 90s, not to enable "pushers" but to take away the advantage of servebots. This partnered with the added emphasis on the return game amongst the youngsters, the unrecognisable rise in physicality and the changes in raquet technology are the reasons for the change in the game. Simply putting it down to one factor is idiotic.

And contrary to tennis purist beliefs, the general public like watching longer rallies, not the boring two swings and point over kind of tennis of the 90s.

[Legend killer]

Sorry LOVE but NO ONE enjoys two players tapping the ball back at each other with the intention of NOT LOSING THE POINT rather THEN WINNING THE POINT. The fact remains Nadal would struggle immensely in pretty much any era OUTSIDE CLAY prior to the great slow down of the mid 2000's where clay is as fast as if not faster then Wimby

So don't spout that rubbish with me

[Black Dagger]

IHeartBB being the last in a long list of those who have more knowledge than LK </3

[IheartBB]

Sorry LOVE but NO ONE enjoys two players tapping the ball back at each other with the intention of NOT LOSING THE POINT rather THEN WINNING THE POINT. The fact remains Nadal would struggle immensely in pretty much any era OUTSIDE CLAY prior to the great slow down of the mid 2000's where clay is as fast as if not faster then Wimby

So don't spout that rubbish with me

You've been reading too much Tennis Forum, haven't you? :hehe:

And I actually LOLd at the "tapping" part. Today's "pushers" (as you would say) hit the ball harder than aggressive players from previous eras. But whatever, you carry on regurgitating that Tennis Forum nonsense.

[Drew.]

You've been reading too much Tennis Forum, haven't you? :hehe:

And I actually LOLd at the "tapping" part. Today's "pushers" (as you would say) hit the ball harder than aggressive players from previous eras. But whatever, you carry on regurgitating that Tennis Forum nonsense.

I'm not the only one who had noticed then :hehe:

[Legend killer]

WTF is tennis forum???? Whatever it is I take it as a HUGE compliment you believe I follow a tennis forum when it is maybe 10th in the list of sports I follow which really shows my catalogue of knowledge

Yes I agree Nadal MOONBALLS are one of the hardest shots in the game looooool please stop with this nonsense

I deal in facts and the fact is Rafa IN ANY OTHER ERA OUTSIDE CLAY prior to this era WHERE THE FRENCH IS FASTER THEN WIMBY would struggle to be a top 10 player

Is suppose your one of "THOSE" who thought the Murray Djoko Us final was ENTERTAINING lol two men pushing balls over the net waiting for the other to miss there shot lol I THINK INDOOR BOWLS would be more your taste

[Black Dagger]

You've been reading too much Tennis Forum, haven't you? :hehe:

And I actually LOLd at the "tapping" part. Today's "pushers" (as you would say) hit the ball harder than aggressive players from previous eras. But whatever, you carry on regurgitating that Tennis Forum nonsense.

I wondered where he got some of his work from :hehe:

Urgh, I'm so nervous for Li, I just want her to win this year, glad to hear she won't even contemplate retiring though win or loss <3.

[Marc]

Just waiting on some Spanish bollocks to finish on BBC2

[Marc]

C'mon Li!

or Cibulkova! yayayayayayayaay

[Marc]

I bet China is watching, even them poor ones

[Black Dagger]

Shaking so ****ing much. Pls Li.

[Drew.]

Morning

[Black Dagger]

Didn't 300m watch her win the FO lol.

[Marc]

I reckon more will today; she's favourite to win and it's in Australia which is closer to the timezone y'know?

[Black Dagger]

I thought it's a bit late over in China now? idfk. I thought that is why they never gave her the 8am games. Hopefully they're all watching her tho </3

[Drew.]

These 2 weeks have gone so quick It doesn't feel like a final

[Marc]

‎16:33 Saturday (CST) - Time in Beijing, China

Get yo' geography right

[Marc]

Sue pls don't pronounce players name's wrong /sob

[Black Dagger]

‎16:33 Saturday (CST) - Time in Beijing, China

Get yo' geography right

Oh lol. Stupid Tennisforums talking ****.

[Marc]

I remember staying up to watch Ana/Sharapova in 2008... I swear that was really late

[Marc]

Oh lol. Stupid Tennisforums talking ****.

stop being a little tennisforum *****

[Marc]

I reckon Li will win or Domi will just shock the world

[Black Dagger]

I still think Domi takes this. Might be pessimistic, but I do. I'm going to cry either way. /emotionalwreck </3

[Drew.]

I reckon Li will win or Domi will just shock the world

Well, these are the only 2 outcomes. Wild prediction that Marc

[Marc]

John Lloyd just mentioned Ana :lovedup: 'she could be good'

She could.. she ****ing could..

[Marc]

Well, these are the only 2 outcomes. Wild prediction that Marc

I'm here to shock Drew.

I meant.. Li wins like 7-5 6-3 or in three. Or Domi wins 6-1 6-2

[Drew.]

The latter

[Marc]

I wonder if when they warm up and hit about they know they're going to lose or they'll have a really hard time

[Drew.]

Li must only win so that I'm not on the end of Lucas sobbing all week

[Black Dagger]

Try month.

[Marc]

Li Na has weapons?... **** sake that's not allowed.

[Drew.]

Or a year

[Marc]

troll/

[Marc]

I see Andy has died down massively post-Vika flop

[Marc]

Loud cheer after the first point :joker:

Li Na is winning.

[Drew.]

I can't tell if Cibulk has a huge arse or it looks big because she's small

[Drew.]

It's like a mountain compared to Li's rear

[Marc]

I think both. Would like to brush past

[Marc]

I think Li's cheers are echoes from China

[Black Dagger]

ErrorNa in the first game, don't ****ing implode in the final.

[Drew.]

If she lost a bit of timber from her stomach she'd make it as a hot player

[Marc]

They all have timber somewhere cos they eat **** loads of carbs no doubt, fat bitches

[Marc]

Well except Ana.. she's not got an ounce of fat on her anymore.. or any tits..

[Marc]

Speaking about Li Na's clumsy ass

[Drew.]

Not my girls. The only one with some curves is Robson but he suits it

[Marc]

Eugenie has a fat face

[Black Dagger]

Robson is getting very chunky.

[Drew.]

Putintseva had her belly hanging out most of the match when she played Aga it was pretty funny

[Drew.]

Robson has an amazing body

[Marc]

Robson is getting very chunky.

She's hit her twenties.. it all goes down hill from there

[Marc]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/YuliaPutintseva.jpg/800px-YuliaPutintseva.jpg

jesus christ on a bike, she's a unit

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

There must be a belly picture of her somewhere

[Drew.]

It was just hanging out

[Marc]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72517000/jpg/_72517772_72517771.jpg

"If you beat me I cry"

[Marc]

This commentator is a ******... this is arguably her [Domi's] best Australian Open and Grand Slam performance... ya don't sayyyy

[Drew.]

Hopefully this is over by 10 so I can get back to sleep

[Black Dagger]

I thought her French Open run in 2010 was extremely impressive.

[Marc]

These are just going a bit long for DOmi

[Jemal]

Li Na overhitting her forehands.

[Jemal]

Class passing shot.

[Marc]

I need a poo

[Jemal]

Who is this young lady?
Shes got some talent lol.

[Marc]

C'mon Domi don't be a twat, I want a close match

[Marc]

Ugh she's so predictable, that ball she waited on.. was so obvious where she was going with it

[Drew.]

Li killin her with that backhand like she did to genie

[Jemal]

Daum, shes got some fairly thick legs...
I defo would

[Marc]

Li killin her with that backhand like she did to genie

She gets three wishes cos she beat Genie.. her first wish was for a baby boy

[Black Dagger]

Right, Li. Hold serve, the 2nd set can be tighter, squash her and my nerves this set.

[Jemal]

Dominika Cibulkova.
Might lend her my support this match just for those legs

[Drew.]

Wonder who has the best legs in tennis.. Mugu and Robson are up there

[Marc]

C'mon Jemal get with it

[Jemal]

Omlord robsons legs make me drool.
Apart from her improvement in tennis, i also love her legs

[Jemal]

But serenas ass can kill

[Black Dagger]

What is she playing at now!

[Drew.]

Li you evil ****

[Jemal]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s22/jordan_hillman/casa-Serena_Williams.jpg (http://s148.photobucket.com/user/jordan_hillman/media/casa-Serena_Williams.jpg.html)

Look at the body on that thing.

[Marc]

Sharapova probably has the best legs

[Marc]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s22/jordan_hillman/casa-Serena_Williams.jpg (http://s148.photobucket.com/user/jordan_hillman/media/casa-Serena_Williams.jpg.html)

Look at the body on that thing.

That racquet is about to be sucked in

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Drew.]

When I saw serena last year her dress literally kept flying up when she served and just rested ontop of her ass, one of the 7 wonders of the world that ass

[Jemal]

Lmao.
Drake musta had alot of fun with it

[Black Dagger]

Ah piss off!

[Marc]

When I saw serena last year her dress literally kept flying up when she served and just rested ontop of her ass, one of the 7 wonders of the world that ass

I could't believe how slim she was in RL, her ass is the exception though.. she is just slim and then BOOM the butt

[Jemal]

Great rally

[Marc]

I love watching Domi run :joker: she's like a comic

[Black Dagger]

y u not get first serve in li.

[Marc]

I hadn't seen this before Drew :joker:

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