Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Drew.]

She is at her best when coming from behind

[Novo]

she is at her best when you look at her from behind

[Drew.]

She is at her best from all angles

[MTVN]

Well that is the rot stopped at least

[Novo]

My Genie has got this

[MTVN]

She must be about 26th in your list of favourites

[MTVN]

Maria's passion >>>>> Genies

[Novo]

**** sake Drew tell your Genie to get a grip

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Jords]

Genie :worry:

[Drew.]

What a shot :omg:

[MTVN]

That is Genie done, she is finished

[Drew.]

How on earth did she manage to cock that up

[Novo]

The choke of the open era

[MTVN]

And she ****s it up again

[Drew.]

The queen of come backs surely can't pull this one off

[Novo]

She has let the whole of Canada down

[Drew.]

Looks like shes going to have to win Wimbledon then

[MTVN]

Some dodgy calls being made out there

[Drew.]

Please break

[Novo]

Genie cheating here, there is no place in the game for that

[Novo]

Maria is like Bambi on Ice running behind the baseline

[Novo]

Merci! Merci!

[Drew.]

Oh Genie :sad:

[MTVN]

Could watch Genie miss these easy shots all day

[Novo]

Maria celebrating a cock up from Genie like she just won a point from Serena

[Drew.]

The curse of the semis

[Brother Leon]

Maria toying with Genie letting her get her hopes up early.


Our Russian Queen :worship:

[Novo]

Maria is not a real Russian

[Black Dagger]

Masha :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Bye Genie.

[Novo]

" she is is a very special Genie "

Grants you 3 wishes

1) unlimited breakpoints
2) forehand unforced errors
3) and totally misses the ball on match points

[MTVN]

" she is is a very special Genie "

Grants you 3 wishes

1) unlimited breakpoints
2) forehand unforced errors
3) and totally misses the ball on match points

:joker:

[Drew.]

Lucas talking about Genie more than Li, a definite closet fan.

[MTVN]

A nice easy final against Petkovic hopefully

[Black Dagger]

Lucas talking about Genie more than Li, a definite closet fan.

Li Na went out in R1, quite difficult to cause discussion.

[Drew.]

Oh yeah, R1 :hehe:

[Drew.]

Hopefully Maria goes on to win this now

[Black Dagger]

Oh yeah, Australian Open champion, least she didn't bottle that one. http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/hehe.png

[Novo]

Petko is going to rip Maria a new one in the final after dealing with Halep

[Novo]

Lisicki to double bagel genie at Wimbledon before crumbling in the final again

[Drew.]

Lisicki is living off that final, she has been irrelevant since.

[Locke.]

At least you're admitting she'll be a finalist again

[Novo]

Lisicki only exists for Wimbledon

[Locke.]

She would have won the French Open if she didn't get injured

[Novo]

http://www.sport1.de/media/_redaktion2012/sportarten_2/tennis_6/wta_1/2013juli/Petkovic_Lisicki_5x4_Diashow.jpg

Locke has to be on team Petko here

[Jords]

aw Genie :fist:

[Novo]

Win looks concerned, he knows he will be witnessing the Petko dance in 2 hours time

[Drew.]

Petko taking a spanking

[Marc]

Nah my last favourite is Genie. I've warmed to her.

Which means she'll lose now. I have the touch of death

D:

[Marc]

Couldn't care less who wins Halep or Sharapova

[Jords]

Marc :facepalm:

[Marc]

I blame you Jordan

[Novo]

What an amazing 2nd set this is

[Novo]

Lovely stuff Petko

[Marc]

She'll crumble in the tie break

[Drew.]

Come on Halep!!!!!

[Marc]

Now now Drew don't be bitter over Genie losing. Petko is a decent person

[Marc]

6-4.. Petko gifts Halep a MP

[Brother Leon]

These two warriors battling for the honour of facing our Queen.

[Drew.]

Now now Drew don't be bitter over Genie losing. Petko is a decent person

I am neutral, this is all about the prediction game

[Marc]

Masha and Halep met in Madrid this year, on clay. 1-6 6-2 6-3 Sharapova won

[Novo]

Halep 6-2 6-0 win on saturday

[Jords]

Halep's won all her matches in straights :worship:

Rooting for her in the final against Maria!

[Marc]

Why is she so freckley

[Jords]

So many 'defining' moments in tennis :joker:

[Jords]

Anybody else just see that woman covering her face with a cloth using her sunglasses? :umm2:

[Drew.]

Time for Murray to do the unthinkable

[Jords]

lets hope

[Brother Leon]

Let's not hope.

[Jemal]

Not King Rafa teaching Scot Murray a lesson he'll never forget

[Brother Leon]

Rafa is the King Of Clay. No shame in what Murray does in fairness even if I'm not really a fan of him myself.

[MTVN]

Murray should be ashamed of himself

Djok to win

[Black Dagger]

-Waits for Legend Killer to bore the **** out of everybody with his expertise-

Quite happy with how he's done here, no shame in flopping to Rafa.

Not even here for another Nadal/Djok final, don't enjoy their rivalry or their matches, pass.

[Novo]

Rob needs to come back and put Rafa to the sword again

[Novo]

I'm actually looking forward to Novak and Nadal, if its anything like the US Open last year were in for another classic

[Brother Leon]

Rafa :worship:

One more win...Keep making history my man :worship:

[Jords]

Rafa v Novak final

DO IT NOVAK.

[Novo]

Fed ****ting himself at the minute, Nadal is the undisputed GOAT if he surpasses Fed's GS record, he has already slaughtered him in head to head meetings including Fed in his prime at Winbledon and Masters 1000 titles

[MTVN]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10247331_909666549048856_5266613386668830456_n.jpg

Ivanovic playing cricket, might just be enough to make her my favourite player

[Drew.]

She wasn't the only one, My Donna was out there too

http://i.imgur.com/QkEkuCO.png

[MTVN]

Donna bowled by Ivanovic for a golden duck I hear

[Novo]

The jobbers getting called in

[Drew.]

Rumour has it Donna is still out there now on 209 n/o

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpYBn0qIUAALeVz.jpg

Stan doesn't have time for Donna but he easily makes time for Vika

[Drew.]

Donna needs to get over her obsession with Stan, it is very annoying

[MTVN]

Stan making his way through the WTA ladies despite that squirrelly face of his

[Novo]

Are we all looking forward to Simona crushing Maria like a bug tomorrow

[Black Dagger]

She is very worthy of being the 2nd slam winner of the season after the queen.

[Drew.]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10379586_673630506041912_4821370863403737699_o.jpg

[Drew.]

Forget Serena and Caro, these two are becoming the dream team

[Novo]

Ana has ditched Cirstea

[Brother Leon]

Maria and Rafa winners = Me Jizzing tbh. Let's hope it happens guys x

[MTVN]

Cirstea is a moany cow

[MTVN]

I am looking forward to Maria reclaiming her rightful place as the queen of clay though

[Drew.]

Maria is the only one in the top 10 that i back so it will be great to see her win

[Novo]

Nope, Simona has it in the bag

[Novo]

http://www.wtatennis.com/javaImages/e2/8e/0,,12781~12357346,00.jpg

[Drew.]

Halep reminds me of someone but i can't figure out who

[Drew.]

I remember now, she reminds me of Brad Bellick from Prison Break

[Novo]

They will be mentioning Ruzici every single minute tomorrow

[Marc]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10247331_909666549048856_5266613386668830456_n.jpg

Ivanovic playing cricket, might just be enough to make her my favourite player

If that's all you needed then welcome to the club. Surely her looks alone was enough though?

[Marc]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10379586_673630506041912_4821370863403737699_o.jpg

:worship:

I swear most of these tennis players are just in it for the laughs. Ana seems so social :love:

[MTVN]

If that's all you needed then welcome to the club. Surely her looks alone was enough though?

How could you think me so superficial

[Marc]

Forgot how bloody dark it was when Nadal won Wimbledon in 2008

[Novo]

Break point Simona!!!!!!

[Novo]

She takes it as well, brilliant

[MTVN]

Maria is going to give up her standard 1 set head start

[Drew.]

There is a bit of an illusion going on here, Marias rear looks incredibly big today

[Marc]

Simona is already getting predictable with that down the line short ball :umm2:

[Novo]

Maria is getting yanked around everywhere, only a matter of time til she is ****ed

[Marc]

Crikey Maria really has improved

[Marc]

Well that's Halep ****ed

[Drew.]

Lovely one Maria

[MTVN]

Maria!!!!!

[Novo]

Double fault you slag

[Jords]

Maria extra noisy today

[Marc]

Maria has started barking

[Marc]

Some amazing angles in this match so far :love:

[Novo]

**** sake come on that was well over 20 seconds

[Jords]

deuce

[Novo]

That dying cat noise she made going for that ball then

[Drew.]

Brad has got Maria running all over the place

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/tve35395-20050905-1579.gif

[Novo]

Yes!!!!!! Df!!!!!

[Novo]

Out!!!!! Umpire!!!!!!!

[Marc]

Maria's timing between serves does take the piss

[Marc]

Swing and a miss

[Drew.]

Swing and miss

[Jords]

:joker:

[Novo]

Maria doing her best Genie impression

[MTVN]

Must be a nasty bump in the court down by the baseline there

[Marc]

She really is taking the piss

[Jords]

Maria being extra ****ing annoying today

[Novo]

How is she even allowed to get away with that

[Drew.]

About bloody time

[Marc]

C'mon Halep stop the rot

[MTVN]

Genius Maria

[Marc]

These are match points right here

[Marc]

GSM

[Novo]

You don't have much faith do you

[Marc]

You live in an imaginary world Novo

[Jords]

Keep cool Halep

[Black Dagger]

Masha can **** off.

This isn't even a slam anyway, Li is the only slam winner of the season :hmph:

[Novo]

Remember when Vika dropped the first set to Maria in the 2012 us open semi final and then spanked her in the next two sets, that is what will happen here

[Drew.]

Lucas is the worst sports fan i have ever come across

[Black Dagger]

I can't hear you over Li and her being the only slam champion of the year :dazzler:

[Novo]

Masha can **** off.

This isn't even a slam anyway, Li is the only slam winner of the season :hmph:

Very true lucas

[Jords]

good hold

[Novo]

Hang on!!!

[Novo]

False alarm

[Novo]

Hang on!!!!!

[Jords]

Andy :joker:

[Jords]

double fault!!

[Novo]

Take it

[Black Dagger]

YES BITCH.

[Novo]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jords]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES Halep

[Black Dagger]

Hold your pissing serve!!!

[Novo]

**** off

[Black Dagger]

Oh **** off Halep.

[Jords]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Drew.]

The story of the first set

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f478f58ac71af4e990244856c82e81b/tumblr_n6czytCjcA1trn8c3o1_500.gif

[MTVN]

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Come on!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!! ****ing have it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

The story of the first set

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f478f58ac71af4e990244856c82e81b/tumblr_n6czytCjcA1trn8c3o1_500.gif

Actually cackling, v good. :joker:

[Novo]

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Come on!!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!! ****ing have it!!!!!!!!!!!

Get back to the cricket thread

[Marc]

:umm2:

[Drew.]

It's all too easy

[Marc]

Shocker

[MTVN]

Get back to the cricket thread

No can do, I am having too much fun watching an absolute Maria masterclass

[Brother Leon]

Look at the early chicken counters in here :idc:

[Jemal]

Not maria showing signs of crumbling

[Jemal]

God that "grunt" or "screech" is so annoying

[Drew.]

The kids have been let out into the play ground, abort thread

[Jemal]

LOL drew

[Jords]

level again in the 2nd set

[Jemal]

Drew is such a cheeky prick, fml.

[Jemal]

lol is something in marias eye or?

[Jords]

2 dfs

[Novo]

Simona is going to Rip her a new one from here on out

[Jemal]

Jords why is djokovic red when hes in the final tommorow

[Drew.]

Jords has done the right thing and left Djok for Nadal

[Jords]

hey did somebody do that? :suspect:

[Jemal]

Well done jords

[Jords]

nope

[Novo]

Keep them coming Maria

[Jords]

stupid scream

[Jemal]

Sorry but maria is so annoyin.
A annoying beautiful woman

[Novo]

Aim the ball right at her gnashers Simona and shut her up for good

[Jords]

stop going wide Simona!

[MTVN]

Top battling :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Fighting through adversity.

What a beautiful champion.

[Jemal]

Wen halep makes a noise maria better know whats coming

[Jemal]

Haleps grunt > Marias Scream

[Jords]

a nice peaceful court >

[Jemal]

King Rafas Grunt>

[Drew.]

My TV volume is right up, Hopefully the neighbours can hear this wonderful moan coming from my room

[Jemal]

:joker:

So sad

[Novo]

give us a few double faults Maria

[MTVN]

:umm587478:

[Jords]

Is that the only time Drew :idc:

[Novo]

My TV volume is right up, Hopefully the neighbours can hear this wonderful moan coming from my room

The only time they will hear moans coming from your room that's for sure

[Jemal]

:umm587478:

:joker:

[Jemal]

What a shot

[Novo]

Her comes the double fault

[Drew.]

The only time they will hear moans coming from your room that's for sure

This is a schoolboy joke

[Jemal]

Gotta give her props. The "fiesty weave biatches" on here have nothing on maria :idc:

[Novo]

This is a schoolboy joke

http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/drague/gay/gayviolet.gif

[MTVN]

Stupid crowd

[Jemal]

Not mark petchey workin his magic on the ladies

[Jords]

get her running around that court Simona

[Novo]

At least if Maria breaks now I can watch the Epsom Derby

[Drew.]

Maria you idiot, weak shot

[Jemal]

Not halep delivery a beautiful passing shot

[Jemal]

I thought maria was from the US or does she only reside in there

[Jemal]

Halep has great thighs.

[Novo]

I thought maria was from the US or does she only reside in there

moved there when she was young, she is hardly Russian really.. A fake one so to speak

[Jemal]

Related to niko bellic

[Jords]

what a silly kid

[MTVN]

Maria is the pride of all of Russia, Vlad will be cheering her on from the Kremlin right now

[Drew.]

Maria must be the only living Russian that Andy dislikes

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Jords]

Sonic boom :laugh2:

[Marc]

Simona!!!!

[Jemal]

SIMONAAAAA

[Jords]

amazing point

[Drew.]

Jesus

[Marc]

What a point

[Marc]

Well earned BP

[Novo]

Kiri is the real Russian, born and bred and still lives there now, she didn't sell her soul

[Jemal]

Come onnnnn

[Marc]

Great effort Simona

[Drew.]

there is nothing else on TV, take it to a third

[Brother Leon]

Feck

[Jords]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS serving for the set

[Novo]

there is nothing else on TV, take it to a third

Soon changed your tone

[Drew.]

Soon changed your tone

Excuse me

[MTVN]

Well played the net!!!!!!!!

[Marc]

Ffs

[Jemal]

**** off maria

[Jords]

****ing net

[Marc]

Simona did play **** that game mind

[Jemal]

Tbh i would give halep the d after thinking about it for the last 30 mins

[Drew.]

Tbh i would give halep the d after thinking about it for the last 30 mins

You'd give Brad the D?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/tve35395-20050829-1579.gif

[Novo]

Time to take an Epsom derby break, my Arod is going to put Australia to the sword

[Jemal]

You'd give Brad the D?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/tve35395-20050829-1579.gif

Lmao lord.

[Jords]

shes hot

[Drew.]

I can never look at her the same way after thinking she was Brad Bellicks twin sister

[MTVN]

Urghhhhhhhhhhh

[Jords]

This time Halep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marc]

Don't tell me she's gonna start breaking and not being able to hold