Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Jords]

remember to breathe guys

[Drew.]

That was almost as bad as the interviewer asking Genie who her crush was right after her match.

[Novo]

hopefully Monfils wins tomorrow, Its been to long since Monfils and Murray faced each other

[Jords]

Monfils :worship:

[Novo]

the noble prince of Latvia has got this

[Novo]

no!!!!!

[Jords]

good ol Feds

[Marc]

Oh Roger :bored:

[Marc]

Roger </3

[Novo]

well well well

[Black Dagger]

It's sad seeing that he probably won't end his career on a high </3.

[Jemal]

God i hate novak.
Come on T-Songs

[Jemal]

Man t-songa is so fustrating.
When hes on song hes almost untouchable.
When he isn't he doesn't deserve to be on the court.

[Jemal]

Here we gooooo

[Novo]

Come on Sammy, knock this twat out

[Novo]

its all gone wrong

[Jords]

Novak :worship:

[Marc]

Sam </3

This unpredictable grand slam has broken my heart this year

[Black Dagger]

My heart got broken in R1, I'm just taking it all in my stride now </3

[Marc]

Murray will likely lose today as well. It's all going wrong

[jackc1806]

When is Murray on court?

[Black Dagger]

13:30

[Black Dagger]

I can deal with Murray flopping on clay, we all know it's not his best surface. Obviously I'd prefer if he won.

Li Na going out R1 is just a different matter :sad:

[Marc]

But he bloody bastarding trains on clay

[Jords]

Genie and Novak, Genie and Novak.

[jackc1806]

13:30

Ta :xyxwave:

[Black Dagger]

I'm not here for Genie.

Hopefully Samir Nasri sends her home.

[Marc]

I'm gonna ask her for Ana to be reinstated into the competition

[Marc]

Bertens is going to take out Petkovic

[Marc]

Petko down 6-1 against Bertens. Whatt

[Jords]

crik-kiki

Marc :facepalm:

[Marc]

I'm a lyrical mastermind

[Marc]

Not a single retweet fgs

[Jords]

woulda worked better as cri-kiki :idc:

[Marc]

Shut it slut. You should know better than to correct me

[Jords]

cheeky ****

[Jords]

Shut it slut. You should know better than to correct me

Bertens is going to take out Petkovic

Maybe not :pipe:

[Marc]

:o

[Jords]

Very even in this third set so far.

[Marc]

Neither can hold serve

[Jords]

Another break :laugh:

[Marc]

Who ever holds serve first will win RG

[Jords]

Petkovic is the RG 2014 winner

[Drew.]

Only one female is winning this

http://i.imgur.com/4xx9sPQ.png

[Jords]

:worship:

[Marc]

R.I.Kiki

[Jords]

blow me down and call me Li Na

[Jords]

Ferrer and Anderson in a tie-break for third set.

[Jords]

Ferrer I needed you to win in straights :fist:

[Marc]

I'm secretly supporting four players on the women's side. Hopefully one goes on to the final

[Marc]

If they all fail I will crey

[Drew.]

One better not be this hag Errani

[Marc]

One is (OMG) 1/4 revealed

[Marc]

Ugh I just realised that they're all in their own quarters and will most likely flop

[Jords]

I quite like Errani

[Marc]

Safe

[MTVN]

Why are these two dressed up as twins

[Jords]

Im looking at the shoes to help tell them apart :tongue:

[Drew.]

Verdasco is left handed, very easy to tell apart

[Marc]

They both play completely differently lol

[Jords]

still annoying

[Marc]

Write a letter to Adidas

[Jords]

I quite like the kit, must say Andy's black trainers work better.

[MTVN]

Yeah im only really half watching so whenever I glance up its just both players there in white cap, yellow t shirt and black shorts. Very silly

[Jords]

Same here

[Marc]

You should pay more attention then Matthew

[Jords]

Im tired and waiting on mum to cook curry. Im sposed to be go swimming later but I doubt Ill have energy :worry:

[MTVN]

Fernando is not enjoying himself

[Black Dagger]

He just said the F word, rude little ****e.

[Marc]

Good win

[Novo]

Petko is nearly there

[MTVN]

Maria :worry:

[Drew.]

Bloody hell Mugu

[MTVN]

Better, stop messing around now Maria

[Drew.]

Two great matches on at the same time, Going to have to stick to Genies

[Brother Leon]

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Rafael+Nadal+Gael+Monfils+Rakuten+Open+Day+rkXbdMW Fbpsl.jpg

One of these two ftw.


EDIT: Rafa should go back to the Vest/long shorts combo tbh.:idc:

[Drew.]

Genie wins the first set 7-6 from being 5-2 down, Unbelievable stuff

[Jords]

Yes Mugu

[Jords]

Genie wins the first set 7-6 from being 5-2 down, Unbelievable stuff

:worship:

I want that match on.

[MTVN]

Great battling Maria :thumbs2:

[Jords]

Maria :fist: :fist:

[Drew.]

I love Maria but it'd be great for Mugu for take her out

Genie is 4-2 down again..

[Drew.]

CSN takes the second set 6-2

[Black Dagger]

If the Spaniards do this :lovedup:

[Jords]

Genie!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jords]

Mugu delivering some great shots

[Drew.]

It's all gone wrong

[Drew.]

Genie is such a monster when it comes to come backs, back to 4-3

[MTVN]

Yes!!!!! Maria is getting there..

[Jords]

Showing no mercy now

[Jords]

Genie is such a monster when it comes to come backs, back to 4-3

Just seen shes leveled things!!

[Jords]

Gutted for Mugu :(

[Drew.]

Mugu is having an incredible year so far, unlucky today.

[MTVN]

Great stuff from Maria, had to dig deep to win that one. She had better go on to win it now

[Jords]

no Matt

[Drew.]

6-5!!!!

[Jords]

Yes!!

[Jords]

Genie's grin when she shook her head just then :love:

[Lee.]

What men's matches am I currently missing? And on what channel?

[Jords]

itv4 Lee

Novak v Raonic
&
Berdy v Gulbis

Currently showing Genie against CSN but not long left.

[Drew.]

What men's matches am I currently missing? And on what channel?

There aren't any mens matches at the moment.. Raonic - Djokovic and Berdych - Gulbis will be on soon though on ITV4 or Eurosport.

[Drew.]

Jords :fist:

[Drew.]

MP!!

[Jords]

**** sake Genie stop teasing

[Jords]

YES. Genie needs to win RG

[Drew.]

Incredible.. What a match and 2nd straight major semi final.. The dream is still alive

[Jords]

If Mugu knocked out Maria might have made things a little easier for her in the SF :fist:

[Black Dagger]

So ****ing done with this tournament, I only went away for a little bit and come back to them both losing, no.

[Drew.]

Genie continues to piss Lucas off, excellent

[Brother Leon]

The Maria onslaught continues :worship:

[Jords]

:fist: < Lucas rn

[Black Dagger]

Maria needs to take her out, not having Genie win a slam in the same year as my Li Na, not a chance.

[Novo]

With the standard of Women's tennis right now on Clay, Henin could have gone on and won 2 or 3 more French open titles

[Novo]

Genie was the only player who hit more winners then unforced errors out of the 4 women today, even though Maria won she almost had twice as many unforced errors as winners and Mugu had treble..

[Novo]

Me and Lucas are no longer counting the French open as a slam from this day forward, the 4th slam in our eyes is Tokyo

[Drew.]

I am guaranteed a favourite in the final.. Genie over Maria is a no contest though.

[Novo]

Can't wait for the 2nd grand slam of the year Wimbledon

[Black Dagger]

what even is a roland garros.

[Drew.]

The 4th best Grand Slam is producing the goods

[Jords]

Novak safely through to the SF

[Novo]

Gulbis moves into the Top 10, up there as the greatest Latvian sportsman now alongside Pahars

[Marc]

Gulbis you nut.

[Marc]

I can't deal with the RG hate in this thread. It's the 2nd best slam

[MTVN]

True Marc, just some very bitter people

[Black Dagger]

Wimbledon > Australian > US > this monstrosity.

[Drew.]

Confirmed

Genie >>>> Li also confirmed.

[Brother Leon]

Wimbledon>French>The rest. Don't be silly.

Clay court exposes everyone. I love it.

[Drew.]

AO was amazing this year, much better than RG

[Brother Leon]

Aus is weakest. Pointless when we all know US Open is the true hardcourt slam.

[Black Dagger]

That 2 time grand slam champion squashed your bint in Australia, Dennis must have been too rough on her the night before her R1 match, we know that he desperately wants a baby and she doesn't care about no irrel slam that she's already won before.

[Novo]

The only Clay court match that ever mattered was Graff v Seles 1990 RG final when they had 1 defeat between them in 100+ matches, everything after that doesn't matter

[Novo]

Apart from the Henin hand moment when she beat Serena

[Drew.]

That 2 time grand slam champion squashed your bint in Australia, Dennis must have been too rough on her the night before her R1 match, we know that he desperately wants a baby and she doesn't care about no irrel slam that she's already won before.

You're worse than bloody Liverpool fans

[Novo]

Its a hard job supporting 2 time Grand Slam Champions isn't it Lucas

[Black Dagger]

All these jealous parasites :idc:

[Novo]

They don't understand the pain we go through

[Drew.]

Lets hope i am in contact with Lucas when Genie is 30 with her 10 grand clams

[Black Dagger]

I'll probably be dead, probably will have topped myself by Genie's 2nd.

[Jords]

Wimbledon and RG >

[Marc]

Clay is so unpredictable on the women's side. You've gotta love that

[Locke.]

Can't get into the French Open at all. Terrible atmosphere.

I will however be watching Monfils eliminate Murray today.

[Novo]

Petko taking the first set from Errani

[Novo]

She is absolutely murdering Errani's serve

[Drew.]

Halep destroying Kuz in the first set

[Novo]

Petko is something like 92% first serves, unreal.

[Novo]

474212091004739584

[Novo]

The last Germans to win a grand slam were in 1996, Becker and Graff

[Drew.]

Have you got anymore stats for us Andy

[Novo]

I am waiting for the second set stats because I think her first serve was even better then the 1st set

[Drew.]

Poor Kuz, she can't even run properly and shes still 0-40 up at times.

[Novo]

I have got Jo on the case

[Jemal]

Monfils gets demotivated so quickly, similar to t-songa.
Its so annoying.

fix up!!!

[Novo]

Both just can't go that extra gear to deal with the best, Tsonga at the Aussie Open final 6 years ago is the story of his career

[Drew.]

Come on Muzza!!!!!!!!

[Jemal]

Monfils with that CLUTCH

[Drew.]

Monfils with that 4-0 down second set

[Jemal]

LOL

Murray just gets too every ball.
Its madness drew.
Absolute Madness.

[Drew.]

FERRER!!! Come on!

[Jemal]

Rafa don't choke.

[Novo]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/tennis/news/20140604/french-open-robin-soderling/

Good little interview with Robin Soderling

[Novo]

Would be great for the sport if he came back strong

[Jemal]

So you wait until the second set point to produce some magic.
These french players i swear

[Novo]

The king has woke up

[Jemal]

Well done murray.
Good lad

[Jemal]

"The beautys and the brains of this man"

This guys biased commentary is just gettng on my nerves.
Is this match on eurosport?

[Novo]

Murray on his least favourite surface is taking him apart on home soil, nothing biased about the commentary it is just the truth and I'm not even a Murray fan

[Jemal]

Jim courier has been so biased imo.
What monfils just done, if murray done that...

[Jemal]

COME ON GAEL

[Jemal]

COME ON

[Novo]

Monfils is probably the most overhyped player on tour because of his personality and style, he scraped into the top 10 back in the day and the French media think he is in with a chance, they are worse then us

[Jemal]

Not murray crumbling

[Brother Leon]

Monflis is great fun. Don't care if he's French and Murray is British..would prefer Monflis to do well this tournament.

[Jemal]

Yea i agree novo. Nothing really stands out from him apart from his energy maybe and as you said personality.

[Jemal]

LOL im acc done at jim courier

[Novo]

Jimmy spreading the truth

[Jemal]

Not andy starting to blame injuries again.

[Novo]

Super Muzza playing through an injury as usual

[Black Dagger]

He is 2 sets up. Doesnt need to.

[Novo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnXpv7gIEAM5eXa.jpg

[Novo]

The end is near

[Jemal]

Or is it..

[Drew.]

Ferrer has cocked it all up

[Jemal]

Or Rafa has just showed why hes the clay king

[Drew.]

Ferrer has cocked it up

[Jemal]

Monfils is an "super athlete" as lana would say.

[Novo]

One more set point for monfils

[Jemal]

Lord. BE PATIENT TO ****ING IDIOT

[Novo]

Super Muzza goes into John cena mode and saves it

[Jemal]

:joker:

[Novo]

Hustle loyalty and respect

[Drew.]

Ferrer must be injured

[Novo]

Kofi Kingston just kicked out from the Attitude adjuster

[Novo]

Crazy scenes JBL

[Novo]

Trouble in paradise!!!!!!!!!! Its over!!!!!

[Jemal]

:joker:

Not kofi giving superman cena a fight

[Novo]

Can Cena do what he does best and battle back from certain defeat against the athletic Kofi Kingston

[Novo]

I'm sensing a boom drop break early in the 4th set

[Jemal]

sensing superman cena to rip the script (as usual) and win the next set 6-0

[Novo]

**** sake :joker:

[Jemal]

Or maybe not

[Novo]

Advantage Kofi

[Jemal]

Typical mark petchey acting like jerry lawler and wearing john cena tinted glasses.

[Jemal]

Why does the french open have these dumb rules?
They need to install some lights.

[Jemal]

What a guy.

[Jemal]

Not murray crumbling

Not me finally being right :dance2:

[Novo]

Cena just taking a rest

[Jemal]

:laugh:

[Jemal]

Sublime point.

[Jemal]

NOT THE BLACK MAN TEACHING THE WHITE MAN A LESSON :dance2:

[Marc]

ROFLLlll what

[Novo]

NOT THE BLACK MAN TEACHING THE WHITE MAN A LESSON :dance2:

Close enough

[Jemal]

Not superman cena winning 6-0 :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Not me finally being right :dance2:

Crumbled his way into the semis

[Novo]

A good few points gained after withdrawing last year

[Marc]

Silly Gael. Pushed too hard in the forth

[Marc]

I only have one of my faves in the women's left :(

[Novo]

Must be Halep then, I want the winner of Halep and Petko to go on and win but would rather it be Petko

[Marc]

Nah my last favourite is Genie. I've warmed to her.

Which means she'll lose now. I have the touch of death

[MTVN]

Very much looking forward to Maria destroying that dumb Canadian later

[Black Dagger]

Very much looking forward to Maria destroying that dumb Canadian later

:worship:

[Drew.]

Very much looking forward to Maria destroying that dumb Canadian later

:worship:

http://i.imgur.com/r8l30i2.png

[Drew.]

What a start

[Jords]

leadinggggg

[Novo]

That's it Agent Genie, make sure Maria only stays 2 Grand Slams ahead of Vika, good girl

[Drew.]

She is too hot to handle

[Drew.]

Quite literally too hot

[Novo]

Wonder how long it will take Genie to hate Maria like the rest of the wta

[Novo]

We might be in for a bagel http://i.imgur.com/GxaGmKo.png

[Black Dagger]

Genie doesn't like anybody apparently, she's not there to 'make friends' ruthless bitch, Robbo must be gutted </3

[Drew.]

Genie isnt there to make friends, shes a good girl getting on with her job.

[Locke.]

Piss off you little toerag, Genie is friends with everybody

[Drew.]

Genie only needs one friend <3

http://tennisnewsviewsdotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/laura.jpeg

[Jords]

:amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Genie only needs one friend <3

http://tennisnewsviewsdotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/laura.jpeg

Bitch has turned on her, says she needs nobody. Hope Laura whacks her to death with her racket when she gets back.

[Novo]

Appearantly Maria just separates herself away from everyone, alize did a interview a while back saying she has never spoke to her in 10 years, if anything it should be Serena seperating herself from everyone :idc:

[Drew.]

Serena and Caro >>

[Novo]

http://chipechopblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/petkovic-infortunio.jpg

http://relevant.at/system/galleries/upload/4/2/1/536849/news_12404.jpg

<3

[Novo]

Maria is clinging onto these games for deal life, she could easily be a break down instead

[Brother Leon]

Appearantly Maria just separates herself away from everyone, alize did a interview a while back saying she has never spoke to her in 10 years, if anything it should be Serena seperating herself from everyone :idc:

She doesn't have time for these jobbers in the WTA.

[Novo]

She doesn't have time for these jobbers in the WTA.

More like Serena has outcasted her after handing her ass on a plate to her for 10 years

[Novo]

" she just isnt good at not being good at anything "

Appareanty she is **** in bed according to that Adam Levine guy

[Brother Leon]

I can confirm Adam was lying.

[Drew.]

Can you imagine the noise she makes

[MTVN]

This is good stuff from Maria now, steadily pummeling Genie into submission

[Novo]

http://images.kpopstarz.com/data/images/full/153626/serena-williams.jpg?w=600

" Maria has nothing on you Serena "

[Novo]

These two need to kill each other so Petko can have easy pickings

[MTVN]

:worry:

[Drew.]

Come on!!!!

[Novo]

https://betting.betfair.com/tennis/Andrea-Petkovic-gun-sign.jpg

3 games in a row Genie

[Novo]

Well well well