Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Black Dagger]

No, this is depressing me now. TAKE THE ****ER DOWN.

[Marc]

Having a laugh at the expensive of Serena :love:

[Black Dagger]

Oh jesus ****ing christ. mess.

[Marc]

Domi has gotten to her

[Jemal]

Shes intimidated

[Black Dagger]

She's imploding :sad:

[Marc]

oh jesus.. Lucas want a cuppa tea?

[Black Dagger]

oh jesus.. Lucas want a cuppa tea?

I might need something stronger.

GOD SAKE.

[Marc]

this is good **** from Domi

[Marc]

I think Li needs to give her to high bouncing balls, Domi is pretty decent with the low balls

[Drew.]

I hadn't seen this before Drew :joker:

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:joker: Caro has a great personality, shame there's non on the court when it matters

[Black Dagger]

HIT TWO MORE DOUBLE FAULTS YOU COW. urgh

[Legend killer]

I think Andy would do really well on the women's circuit reckon he would be number 2 behind Serena his game really matches up well with the ladies

As for this final as pathetic and boring as every ladies tennis match maria was the on only saving grace of ladies tennis pre Shoulder injury

[Black Dagger]

Urgh.

And Li can't serve atm, this is a disaster, THIS IS YOUR BEST CHANCE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. YOU ARE GETTING OLD, VIKA AND SERENA GOT THEMSELVES KNOCKED OUT.

[Black Dagger]

yeah, go away LK, nobody cares.

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Jemal]

I think Andy would do really well on the women's circuit reckon he would be number 2 behind Serena his game really matches up well with the ladies

As for this final as pathetic and boring as every ladies tennis match maria was the on only saving grace of ladies tennis pre Shoulder injury

Lmao at the way you just explode on the thread with your opinions

[Marc]

LOL Lucas

[Jemal]

I swear were lucky to even get a 10 shot rally here..

[Black Dagger]

NOW BREAK HER HEART, LI. BE CRUEL, BE EVIL. usghg

[Legend killer]

Have honestly not seen a rally past 5 shots bloody pathetic. Listen ladies you ain't playing with your lovers ball so show a bit of aggression out there smash the ****ing thing

ps: I want Li to win

[Marc]

The 'long' rallies are being won by Domi so for the sake of Lucas they should be short lol

[Black Dagger]

Have honestly not seen a rally past 5 shots bloody pathetic. Listen ladies you ain't playing with your lovers ball so show a bit of aggression out there smash the ****ing thing

ps: I want Li to win

Good stuff, least your taste in this final is comprehend-able!

[Jemal]

Have honestly not seen a rally past 5 shots bloody pathetic. Listen ladies you ain't playing with your lovers ball so show a bit of aggression out there smash the ****ing thing

ps: I want Li to win

Well thats not true now is it?
The last two rallys have been past 5 shots

[Marc]

Let's have a tie breaker

[Black Dagger]

Do another one of them pls Cibi, drop shot when she's right at the net lol

[Jemal]

Whens king rafas big match.
Soon to be the first man to win 2 of each grandslams in the open era.

[Marc]

Do another one of them pls Cibi, drop shot when she's right at the net lol

Ugh it's embarassing, I was playing badminton the other day and I hit a short shot right at the person at the net. I cried

[Legend killer]

WTF was that????

I'm outta here beyond a joke give me a shout when they have stopped playing around with the shaft and balls and are taking the cumshot painfully slow and dull out there

[Marc]

net cords seem to level themselves out

[Marc]

WTF was that????

I'm outta here beyond a joke give me a shout when they have stopped playing around with the shaft and balls and are taking the cumshot painfully slow and dull out there

:xyxwave:

[Legend killer]

If I don't post before COME ON STAN don't let the pusher GRIND YOU DOWN

[Black Dagger]

fufhfbgf. ****ing evil net-cord.

[Drew.]

This match is boring coming from LK a big fan of cricket

[Black Dagger]

FOR GOD SAKE WOMAN.

Right, Li. pls. Hold serve.

[MTVN]

Well played the net

[Black Dagger]

This match is boring coming from LK a big fan of cricket

clocked.

[Black Dagger]

The net can go and eat a vagina. Not impressed.

[MTVN]

Don't bring poor cricket into this

[Drew.]

Cricket is a sensitive subject right now

[Marc]

The net can go and eat a vagina. Not impressed.

thats... well.. that's debateable whether that's a bad thing or not

[Black Dagger]

The netcord is a fag!

[Marc]

Cricket is a sensitive subject right now

it's a ****ing boring subject right now

[Marc]

Sorry Matt... you're not boring you're the best.

[Legend killer]

This match is boring coming from LK a big fan of cricket

You better watch you mouth boy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/21/article-2372282-1AD7E955000005DC-390_634x358.jpg

[Drew.]

You better watch you mouth boy

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/21/article-2372282-1AD7E955000005DC-390_634x358.jpg

What a horrible man hitting the poor, fragile and innocent Joe.

[Marc]

Big serve

[Black Dagger]

Right.. that was needed, now break her pls Li.

[Marc]

Violence in Cricket is not acceptable.

[Jemal]

Great rally

[Jemal]

23 shots

[Marc]

She is just peppering it. I'm watching her footwork and I can't see how Domi is managing to deal with these balls she looks as if she's getting caught up with the ball and should be moving a bit more around it but it's working so w/e

[MTVN]

Looking stronger on the longer rallies is Domi (from the 10 mintues I've been watching anyway)

[Marc]

Looking more comfortable on the longer rallies is Domi (from the 10 mintues I've been watching anyway)

She's probably winning about 80% of the longer rally points, I'd say

[Drew.]

Don't throw this set away now Domi

[Marc]

She'll break

[Marc]

Lucas get excited boy

[Jemal]

She didnt win that rally tho

[Black Dagger]

BREAK HER!!!

[Drew.]

"Li Na's eyes are widening" :joker: :joker:

[Marc]

"Li Na's eyes are widening" :joker: :joker:

:laugh2: ffs

[Black Dagger]

Get in!

Serve it out.

[Jemal]

Lord dom

[Marc]

Can she hold her nerve...and serve

[Marc]

If China comes and dominates tennis I will be annoyed.. not racist but fgs stop winning everything.

[Drew.]

Asian fans are always so quiet and well behaved. They need to be introduced to flares and chants.

[Black Dagger]

If China comes and dominates tennis I will be annoyed.. not racist but fgs stop winning everything.

Only Li can win things! Let Japan take the Oriental slaying when she goes, Nishikori and Nara winning all the slams!!!

[Marc]

If Li Na wins this she is statistically a better player than Vika.. 5 GS Finals and 2 Slam titles.. lol

[Marc]

Big point

[Black Dagger]

This is her 4th slam final isn't it? lol.

[Black Dagger]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[Jemal]

Decent drop shot tbh

[Marc]

:joker: christ

[MTVN]

C'mon now Domi..

[Marc]

This is her 4th slam final isn't it? lol.

oh yeah.. shhh we'll ignore that.... well anyway she'll have two slams on different surfaces.. boom

[Marc]

Cheeeeeeeky

[Jemal]

Domi has great sex appeal..

[Black Dagger]

Set point, pls li!!

[Marc]

SET POINT LUCAS.oh

[Drew.]

Domi you tit

[Marc]

:joker:

[Jemal]

Yes dom

[Black Dagger]

Nope. Try again Li.

[Jemal]

COME ON

[Marc]

Tie breaker is what this set deserves

[Jemal]

*clenches fist*

[Black Dagger]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFDGFGFDGDGD.

Please Li, don't even lose this set.

[MTVN]

Well battled

[Marc]

Fun match so far.

Domi isn't moving in anticipation and Li is just letting Domi get to her

[Drew.]

Lovely stuff

[Marc]

MINI BREAK TO LI NA Lucas

[Drew.]

Li can now win it, a final needs a tie break

[Marc]

Jesus I'm spammy

[Jemal]

Wp domi

[MTVN]

Jesus I'm spammy

Has it taken you over 7 years to work that out

[Black Dagger]

Argh!

DOUBLE FAULT YOU SLOVAK SLUT.

[Marc]

Li can now win it, a final needs a tie break

How about.... two?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/982803/dramatic-chipmunk-o.gif

[Marc]

Has it taken you over 7 years to work that out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHh fuuckkoffhahahahahaha

[Drew.]

How about.... two?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/982803/dramatic-chipmunk-o.gif

I feel spoilt asking for 2 but go on then

[Black Dagger]

No. If Li wins this set, she better win the 2nd 6-2 or st. This has killed me.

[Jemal]

Sigh lis won.

[MTVN]

Oh no

[Drew.]

Poor Dominic

[Marc]

http://rs1091.pbsrc.com/albums/i395/Fan_Clijsters/AO2011_3.gif~c100

[MTVN]

Yeah **** off Li

[Black Dagger]

It was out, the hawkeye is telling ****ing lies.

[Marc]

I want Henin back

[Drew.]

Very lucky

[Jemal]

Not her husband fist pumping when she lost the point

[Drew.]

Go on Domi!!

[Marc]

Li's terrible at the net today :joker: I thought in her pre-match interview she said she was told to play more at the net

[MTVN]

Great point

[Black Dagger]

Not her husband fist pumping when she lost the point

Did he?!?

[Black Dagger]

Set point. C'mon li. Please.

[Marc]

Ace

[Drew.]

It's all over

[Jemal]

Did he?!?

Ye when she challenged.

[Marc]

70 minutes

[Black Dagger]

Ye when she challenged.

****ing hell Dennis :laugh2:

[Drew.]

The Chinese fans erupt into chaos waving their little flags

[MTVN]

It's ok Domi has not lost a second set all tournament

[Black Dagger]

****ing destroy her now Li pls. I've pulled all my hair out.

[MTVN]

Time for a cuppa

[Jemal]

Might go cafe..

[Marc]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/313/4/a/chinese_flag_by_cat8080-d4dg5ml.gif

[Black Dagger]

Twat it at her ****ing face.

[Black Dagger]

Nice hold! Break pls.

[Marc]

Luke get some respect

[Marc]

11pts behind Azarenka... Li Na has the potental to be the best person in the world who isn't Serena

[Black Dagger]

Luke get some respect

She's doing my head in now. I've had an hour and half of her.

[Marc]

so have we all now chill

[Drew.]

Bloody hell

[Marc]

uh oh

[Jemal]

Serena just has her aces tbh.
And abit of shot power.

[MTVN]

tsk gave that game away

[Drew.]

Serena walks around the court so casually but she can move, I didn't expect her to be as quick as she is

[Jemal]

This second set is a massacre

[Drew.]

Domi probably has that gutting feeling like she's lost it now

[Jemal]

Well shut me up domi..

[Black Dagger]

Domi probably has that gutting feeling like she's lost it now

She breaks back then she can be confident she can hold her serve, she shouldn't be having that feeling yet, if she went 3-0 down and then had a poor service game, then she should.

[Black Dagger]

Break her again, Li </3

[Marc]

It's over

[Jemal]

Which tennis player has the biggest tits.
Cause lets be honest apart from serena, the majority are flat.

[Black Dagger]

It's over

Don't pissing jinx her!

[Drew.]

Which tennis player has the biggest tits.
Cause lets be honest apart from serena, the majority are flat.

Goerges has reasonably sized ones

[Jemal]

Thing is.. SHEs relying on li na to make mistakes

[Black Dagger]

I wouldn't know the answer to that question, tbh. I can't say I pay attention.

[Drew.]

Here we go

[Black Dagger]

C'mon LI. Break break break.

[Drew.]

Back to sleep

[MTVN]

Ah this is a shame

[Jemal]

Goerges has reasonably sized ones

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Tru.

[Drew.]

Surely not a bagel

[Marc]

Which tennis player has the biggest tits.
Cause lets be honest apart from serena, the majority are flat.

Halep's are quite big

[Black Dagger]

omfgomfgomfgomfg

[Marc]

Li in 2 (19 games)

Such wisdom

[Jemal]

Ye but halep had to reduce hers lool

[Marc]

I think I originally said Li in 20 lol damn

[Black Dagger]

****ing net-cord again.

[Marc]

Ye but halep had to reduce hers lool

34DD fgs :laugh:

[Drew.]

Domi apologising even now

[Marc]

CHAMPlONSHIP POINTS

[Black Dagger]

She better not ****ing double fault it. What a **** way to end that would be.

[Marc]

Yay!

[Marc]

Champ!

[Drew.]

What a **** celebration

[Drew.]

I waited two weeks to see this

[Drew.]

Show some emotion you drip

[Jemal]

I was about to say that lol..
Shes won a ****ing grandslam..
What a miserable bitch

[Black Dagger]

Sorry, some people don't want to jump around making ****ing twats of themselves, she'll celebrate how she wants.

[MTVN]

Ah well, well deserved for Li I suppose, really good tournament for Domi still, she can be my new favourite

[Drew.]

Li looks like she's just lost

[Drew.]

She'll probably start crying now

[Jemal]

Andy gray back on bt sports today.
5:30. Commentating everton

[Black Dagger]

Right, that is enough crying for one year from me.

-gets manly again-

[Marc]

Congrats Lucas

[Marc]

What a **** celebration

I waited two weeks to see this

Show some emotion you drip

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Congrats Lucas

:love:

Shame she didn't win the championship point, would have made a nice gif sig </3.

Hopefully there are some nice ones of her raising the trophy.

[Marc]

It was a poor ending lol I bet Cibulkova wanted to challenge that last ball

[Drew.]

Yes well done Lucas

[Marc]

Time for my Ana to win RG and Genie to take Wimbledon

[Drew.]

And Mugu to take the us open

[Marc]

Nah that can be Aga's

[Marc]

She needs a smaller stand

[Drew.]

Domi :love:

[Jemal]

Gonna start supporting Aga and Domi

[MTVN]

Isn't she lovely

[Marc]

Did she say Ikea

[Black Dagger]

Nothing will top tennis this year now. Unless Li wants to slay French Open and Wimbledon as well. Or Del Po wants to win a 1000 or slam.

[Black Dagger]

Domi is a love, she just had to lose today for my sanity, hope she remains consistent now <3.

[Marc]

Safarova could be here right now

[Drew.]

Gonna start supporting Aga and Domi

Andy is a big Aga fan, I advice you to give her a miss so you don't have to put up with him.

[Marc]

**** the trophy look at that cheque

[Black Dagger]

Safarova could be here right now

Fortunately she knew Li's story was in far greater demand for this tournament <3.

[Jemal]

What is she saying.

[Marc]

:joker:

[Drew.]

:joker:

[MTVN]

The Chinese do love their money

[Jemal]

Andy is a big Aga fan, I advice you to give her a miss so you don't have to put up with him.

Yes. I wont be supporting aga publicly.

[Marc]

"Thanks for making me rich"

Amazing

[Marc]

Her husband and her relationship is great

[Jemal]

LOl

[Drew.]

**** sakes Li :joker:

[Black Dagger]

What is she saying.

omfg. She's well easy to understand </3

[Marc]

:joker:

She's brilliant

[Black Dagger]

OMFG this is a top class speech <3.

"Thanks for making me rich" and I adore her and Dennis, ****ing power couple.

[Jemal]

Not even holding the trophy LOL

[Black Dagger]

What a lovely sig this will make when all the pictures are up <3.

[Drew.]

Well that was fun

[Black Dagger]

I think I can go back to bed now. Or do I just stay up and play video games now that is all over?

[Drew.]

I still can't believe how quick these 2 weeks have gone

[Marc]

They go longer when you have a job you lazy sod

[Black Dagger]

i think my sig is a bit big idfk, i like it though.

[Black Dagger]

yeah it's massive lol -edits-

[Marc]

Stan :worship:

[Drew.]

For the good of men's tennis Stanley must win this

[Marc]

Aw Nadal is clearly injured. I don't know why he's continuing. :(

All credit to Stan still because that first set was great

[Drew.]

It's gone past the point of being happy Stan will win this, it's hard watching Rafa struggle like this.

[Marc]

Give up Rafa :(

[Drew.]

Rafa continuing and doing his best to not let this crowd down :worship:

[Marc]

But when it's right at the beginning of the new tennis season you don't want to risk your fitness for the rest of the year. He's just going to have stand there for 24 more points.

[Marc]

Shame. Must be off putting for Stan.

Get five games under your belt before those painkillers kick in

[Jemal]

Rafa:(
What a warrior

[Jemal]

YES RAFA

[Marc]

Are they kicking in now? Lol

[Jemal]

*fist pump*
VAMOS

[Drew.]

Lol Stan taking it easy thinking its all done and Rafa finally kicks in. Don't throw this away Stanley

[Jemal]

If he win this lol

[Jemal]

Sigh rafa not running for balls.
This is over

[Marc]

I want them painkillers

[Jemal]

Come on rafa
vamos

[Drew.]

If by some miracle Rafa went on to win this then it'll go down in history

[Drew.]

For right and wrong reasons

[Jemal]

Just got rely on stans unforced errors

[Drew.]

Can't believe how bad Stan is playing now even with Rafa looking like an oap

[Jemal]

When rafa aint doing his loud grunts uno its serious

[Jemal]

Is LK watchin this lol..

[Jemal]

VAMOS RAFA!!!

[Marc]

Can't believe how bad Stan is playing now even with Rafa looking like an oap

Same. He must be so confused and put off. Bloody Nadal

[Drew.]

I want to know what Stan keeps shouting

[Jemal]

Wow rafa come on

[Drew.]

How is this happening

[Marc]

:joker:

[Jemal]

Who ever doubts rafa as the GOAT if he wins this is buzzing

[Jemal]

COME ON

[Black Dagger]

Stan, sort your ****ing **** out now.

He needs to win this to show that the ATP isn't purely predictable and all about Novak. Muzza and Nadal.

[Drew.]

Rafa winning now would be amazing just for the fact It would go down in memory and would be talked about for a long time.

[Black Dagger]

What's happened? I've only just turned on, thinking it would have been a 3-0 squash for Nadal.

[Jemal]

Nads moving a bit better now

[Drew.]

Rafa could hardly walk after the first set and had to have a time out for his back, his erves were half the normal speed.. Stan should have easily finished it but bottled it so badly