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Jemal
17-07-2014, 02:31 PM
That was emotional.

What a guy.

Jemal
17-07-2014, 02:33 PM
I hope he gives someone unexpected the captaincy.
Or someone abit young. Not wazza, rvp or carra.
I cba with all them getting it.

Need something new in terms of captain.

BBfanUSA
17-07-2014, 02:40 PM
Cannot wait for this new season.

I'm getting closer and closer to seeing Rebecca Lowe on my TV screen again. She's a great studio host. :flutter:

Brother Leon
17-07-2014, 02:43 PM
489779506769838080

FML


please sign a mid ASAP.

Locke.
17-07-2014, 02:47 PM
LVG "I was at Barcelona, number one in Spain, and left them just 3 points above relegation."

Did he actualy say this

Brother Leon
17-07-2014, 02:52 PM
LVG "I was at Barcelona, number one in Spain, and left them just 3 points above relegation."

Did he actualy say this

No.


He said.

"I was At Barca, number one in Spain, Ajax number one in Holland,Bayern number one in Germany and now Number one in England.

Ryan57
17-07-2014, 02:55 PM
Lol. Twitter making up quotes as usual.

Carrick out for ten weeks. :(

Locke.
17-07-2014, 03:18 PM
No.


He said.

"I was At Barca, number one in Spain, Ajax number one in Holland,Bayern number one in Germany and now Number one in England.

Doesn't sound like he has done his research, not a good sign

Ryan57
18-07-2014, 12:29 AM
After reviewing England's performance at the WC, I have decided renounce my international retirement.
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 14, 2014


We are saved.

Brother Leon
18-07-2014, 12:49 AM
Such an unfunny twat.

Black Dagger
18-07-2014, 11:00 AM
Yaya has finally spoken himself, and he's staying put and had no intention of leaving.

His nonce agent can get to **** now, stupid, embarassing twat.

Brother Leon
18-07-2014, 02:31 PM
490137718090129409


Just missing Cheech and Adnan and that's all our likable players in one photo :lovedup:

Black Dagger
18-07-2014, 02:59 PM
I actually do like De Gea an awful lot :love:

Jemal
19-07-2014, 02:42 PM
Liverpool playing some shocking football

Drew.
19-07-2014, 02:42 PM
Chelsea 2-0 down to Wimbledon

Drew.
19-07-2014, 03:58 PM
Great to have club football back, a pretty basic routine win. Diaby looked great, a fully fit Diaby is one of the best midfielders around. The away kit looked pretty nice too.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs6uj9FCMAMXNs2.png:large

Brother Leon
19-07-2014, 04:02 PM
What a fugly kit.

Drew.
19-07-2014, 04:06 PM
Still much nicer than that horrible home kit of yours

Samuel.
19-07-2014, 04:16 PM
Surprisingly nice for yellow

BBfanUSA
19-07-2014, 04:55 PM
Tottenham is playing the best MLS team in the land at 9 PM.

(That team is the Seattle Sounders by the way)

Locke.
19-07-2014, 08:41 PM
Can >>>>

Only played 20 mins but looked so good on the ball and was great tracking back. Borini was busting a gut as well after every ball, wasn't surprised when I saw he had told Rodgers he wanted to fight for his place at Liverpool after the game. Rossiter was great when he came on, can't wait to see him in the first team in a couple of years. The Ibe and Peterson dream team strikes again as well. Great to see Enrique back and Flanagan is a tank.

Negatives.. Lucas :( Pretty poor after returning from injury last season and looks so much more off the pace than everybody else in the past 2 games. Wisdom didn't look all that convincing at CB and I've been waiting to see him play there for a couple of years.

Will be good to have all the World Cup players back for the US tour in a few days.

King Gizzard
19-07-2014, 09:12 PM
what is up with puma/arsenal's ridiculously large necks

Locke.
20-07-2014, 01:02 PM
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/08/01/be-a-full-kit-winner-

:facepalm:

Samuel.
20-07-2014, 01:31 PM
Who on earth wears a full football kit to go to the gym

Who on earth wears a full football kit

Even just the top looks tacky if you're not at a pub or something watching a game tbh

Brother Leon
22-07-2014, 09:01 PM
https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10488329_10152317671532746_6142764528609374960_n.j pg?oh=ca8d1c9b2a5efd26dbcdc5a56248c1d5&oe=543BEA6F


491687839424577536

491688418473410560

491690807825428484

The Spaniards loving Becks.

Locke.
23-07-2014, 03:34 PM
We are playing Roma at half twelve tonight. Should be Markovic and Lallana's debuts and hopefully we'll look a bit more convincing with most of the other World Cup players back

Brother Leon
23-07-2014, 03:41 PM
491853376809091072



491885677148393472

The great man.


gTA9SKclBbE

38 seconds.

"You understand what I saying..otherwise you go in goal"

Poor Herrera LOL

Brother Leon
23-07-2014, 04:14 PM
491848670640615425


Jones looks insulted for being high fived just for scoringr :joker:

bbfan1991
23-07-2014, 04:25 PM
491853376809091072



491885677148393472

The great man.


gTA9SKclBbE

38 seconds.

"You understand what I saying..otherwise you go in goal"

Poor Herrera LOL


Good video. I think those who predicted that LVG/Rooney wouldn't get on are a bit disappointed, but it's early stages yet. They'll be fine IMO.

Herrera:joker:.

Locke.
23-07-2014, 10:50 PM
Jones, Kelly, Skrtel, Coates, Enrique, Lucas, Allen, Coutinho, Borini, Lambert, Ibe

Skorupski, Somma, Benatia, Castan, Cole, Florenzi, Keita, Nainggolan, Iturbe, Totti, Ljajic

Drew.
23-07-2014, 10:52 PM
Iturbe, Totti & Ljajic.. that front 3 >>

Brother Leon
23-07-2014, 10:56 PM
Jones, Kelly, Skrtel, Coates, Enrique, Lucas, Allen, Coutinho, Borini, Lambert, Ibe
--


That bottom half team :joker:

Locke.
23-07-2014, 10:57 PM
Shop window team, I think all of them apart from Allen/Coutinho/Lambert/Ibe would be available for the right price

King Gizzard
23-07-2014, 10:57 PM
swear iturbe went juventus.

Are Liverpool playing tonight

Locke.
23-07-2014, 10:58 PM
Half an hour on BT Sports, then Utd 3 hours later I think

King Gizzard
23-07-2014, 10:59 PM
how does keita keep getting these moves when he is 59

King Gizzard
23-07-2014, 10:59 PM
so the champions cup isn't completely on Sky?

Brother Leon
23-07-2014, 11:00 PM
5amkick off for United.

Should be an experience. Never been so excited for Pre Season. New Manager,formations and philosophy.

Locke.
23-07-2014, 11:00 PM
This is just a regular friendly, that starts tomorrow night

Drew.
23-07-2014, 11:01 PM
What on earth.. Spurs - Toronto & City - Sporting Kansas City also on BT sport tonight, might be a late night.

King Gizzard
23-07-2014, 11:06 PM
Grealish starting for us VS Dallas at 2am. That's the real game to watch lads

will be streamed on Dallas' site

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 12:22 AM
joe cole

injured

ha

Locke.
24-07-2014, 12:26 AM
I have never known a more unlucky player than Borini, he is cursed

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 12:27 AM
that looks like a 2 month shoulder dislocation to me

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 12:27 AM
Why have liverpool still got that old logo, thought it was only meant to be for Warrior's first season?

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 12:48 AM
DH_X6M5jHGQ

Shaun
24-07-2014, 12:51 AM
didn't west ham lose to a new zealand team earlier

Brother Leon
24-07-2014, 01:19 AM
My second team is now Aston Villa tbh...as long as Concrete Ron is no sold.

Locke.
24-07-2014, 01:36 AM
Good work out that game. Looks like Henderson spent all his off time in the gym, him and Can will be dragging Wilshere round like a ragdoll.

Need to do something about the concentration though. Conceded in the last minute vs Brondby, last minute of the first half vs Preston, and now last minute vs Roma.

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 01:38 AM
well this is dull

but grealish is amazing

BBfanUSA
24-07-2014, 01:44 AM
MC/SKC is better. The atmosphere is amazing.

BBfanUSA
24-07-2014, 01:46 AM
Sapong!!!!!!!!! Get IN!

Brother Leon
24-07-2014, 03:23 AM
Dat Guy!!

Novo
24-07-2014, 03:26 AM
What a great goal

Brother Leon
24-07-2014, 03:50 AM
Rooney!!!


Edit: AGAIN!!


Easy peasy. Time for bed.

Brother Leon
24-07-2014, 12:08 PM
Chevrolet Cupnis Ours!!!!

Next stop is Premier League :idc:

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 12:11 PM
Zoggy is back from the wilderness

http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/5d/32/0,,10265~12989021,00.jpg

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 01:27 PM
Miami Heat's owner with Randy at our game last night

King Gizzard
24-07-2014, 02:11 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtUH1K5IUAA2X2f.jpg

Locke.
24-07-2014, 06:41 PM
Big Andy ruled out for another 4 months

MTVN
25-07-2014, 08:31 AM
****ing Carroll

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10419009_818245701541981_4545990455944337210_n.jpg

King Gizzard
25-07-2014, 09:38 PM
Lallana out for 6 weeks

Locke.
25-07-2014, 09:40 PM
**** sake

Brother Leon
25-07-2014, 09:48 PM
:joker:

Coutinho is better anyway.

MTVN
26-07-2014, 09:49 AM
So we've now lost to Wellington Phoenix and Sydney FC, bloody hell

Brother Leon
26-07-2014, 12:59 PM
492992760891179010


Farage is happy.

MTVN
28-07-2014, 10:12 AM
493689458458644480

Quality

Brother Leon
28-07-2014, 12:26 PM
LOL


I hope he meant that slyly.

Shaun
28-07-2014, 06:32 PM
493825635673186304

gave me goosebumps that did

Samuel.
28-07-2014, 07:31 PM
Sturridge been quoting PARTYNEXTDOOR lyrics all day. TiBB continues to sleep on him.

Locke.
28-07-2014, 11:20 PM
"I was annoyed when Chambers started over Clyne last year, really enjoyed watching him. If they both go then just burn the stadium down for the insurance money and be done with it."

"Not ITK but I heard that Dodd and Williams' sacking was actually a front for them joining 1st team training. They'll be our first choice CB and RB next season."

:joker: Must be terrible being a Southampton fan right now

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 02:45 AM
493922731671306240

Hamez smells blood. Gunning for that Left Back starting spot like I predicted.

http://i1.rossendalefreepress.co.uk/incoming/article7507276.ece/alternates/s615/JS42590185.jpg

Locke.
29-07-2014, 05:42 PM
494173842655694848

lol

Alf
29-07-2014, 05:48 PM
494173842655694848

lol
That looks like a nervous laugh to me, you know we're coming to get you.

Samuel.
29-07-2014, 06:58 PM
A single win at Anfield in 4 years. That ambition.

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 07:09 PM
They still won't get that. They just love bending over for the derby.

Samuel.
29-07-2014, 07:16 PM
Would really like to see Everton achieving top four tbh (obviously not at our expensive), weirdly a club I've liked despite the rivalry. Their fans seem respectful, unlike Spurs' who were acting like they were going to dominate world football with a top four finish.

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 07:28 PM
494177493155606528

Lallana telling them he will never play for them again if he is kept. This tweet....These Southampton players have really become pricks towards a club that's made them.

Locke.
29-07-2014, 07:41 PM
Would really like to see Everton achieving top four tbh (obviously not at our expensive), weirdly a club I've liked despite the rivalry. Their fans seem respectful, unlike Spurs' who were acting like they were going to dominate world football with a top four finish.

Felt the same until they purposely bent over for City at the end of last season to make sure we didn't win the title, both the fans and players. Barkley was the only one that came out of that game with any credit.

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 07:57 PM
Felt the same until they purposely bent over for City at the end of last season to make sure we didn't win the title, both the fans and players. Barkley was the only one that came out of that game with any credit.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/417683_o.gif

Locke.
29-07-2014, 08:06 PM
You already hated us before that though. Us and Everton get along pretty well, apart from when it's derby week.

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 08:37 PM
494195484559691776

494195643284733952

494200151133544449

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nmfBE3nsIQg/T4YRobx1LgI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/Zx_qqH5ARFY/s1600/jerry-seinfield-getting-up.gif

Just give us a Black/red kit ffs. It takes 5mins market research to know that is what 99% of United fans wanted.

Locke.
29-07-2014, 09:41 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Btuy-jpIIAANvtH.jpg

Brother Leon
29-07-2014, 09:46 PM
LOL

Can't be real??

BBfanUSA
29-07-2014, 09:53 PM
Everton GK Tim Howard will continue his punditry work for NBCSN, the US Broadcasters of the EPL.

He signed a multi year deal, will be doing punditry work sparingly like last year. Only scheduled to do either studio work or commentary for 10 games.

He wasn't the best when he started last year but he's improved a bit in my opinion

Brother Leon
30-07-2014, 10:58 PM
“I am used to being a winger but if a manager wants me to adapt to a new position, then I will have to – and I don’t mind. To be honest, it’s not as much running as being a winger, so I will take it,”

Oh,Wilf :joker: :(

MTVN
31-07-2014, 09:31 AM
West Ham footballer Ravel Morrison has been charged with assaulting two women, police said.

Morrison, 21, of Urmston, is accused of attacking a 19-year old woman outside a bar in Manchester in the early hours of Sunday.

He is further charged with assaulting her and a second woman, aged 39, at an address in Salford hours later.

The footballer is due before Manchester and Salford Magistrates' Court later.

A spokeswoman for Greater Manchester Police said: "At about 3.20am on Sunday police were called to an address on Alexandra Road, Peel Green, Salford, following reports a 19-year-old woman and a 39-year-old woman had been assaulted.

"Officers attended and established the young woman had also been assaulted outside a bar in Manchester city centre earlier that evening and a 21-year-old man was subsequently arrested at a later date."

ffs

Brother Leon
31-07-2014, 11:58 AM
494758459251130368

Oh dear,Ravel. True waste of talent.

Legend killer
01-08-2014, 10:55 AM
Jonny Evans has revealed the full extent of Louis van Gaal’s attention to detail at Manchester United, claiming the new manager has adopted a Big Brother approach to training involving camera surveillance of every movement on the pitch.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11004310/Louis-Van-Gaals-spy-cameras-track-Manchester-United-stars-every-move-in-training-reveals-Jonny-Evans.html

Interesting no doubt Louis is using only the best top of the line tech to follow Ashley and his lightening quick movements

http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA5LzEyL2FjL25va2lhYnJpY2suNDliYzUuanBnCn AJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg2MjcjCmUJanBn/c9228860/3e6/nokia-brick.jpg

Brother Leon
05-08-2014, 12:46 PM
496552883375329281

:joker:


Ashley Young for Barclays Player Of The Year..be prepared.

Locke.
05-08-2014, 12:51 PM
He was actually pretty good last night, probably your best player. Although it was probably just Johnson making him look so good tbf

Brother Leon
06-08-2014, 11:22 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuV__BqCEAAo-qo.jpg

Fook me.

Shaun
06-08-2014, 11:31 PM
crikey

chelsea must have a fairly decent one too

Locke.
07-08-2014, 04:20 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BucGWmxCQAArdiJ.jpg

:bawling:

Brother Leon
07-08-2014, 04:29 PM
Enjoy those dreams. To another second place finish in ten or so years ;)

Locke.
07-08-2014, 04:37 PM
Rather that than another 10 years of finishing 7th like your lot

Brother Leon
07-08-2014, 04:47 PM
We will be celebrating 4th like we won the CL ala Arsenal this season my friend.

BBfanUSA
10-08-2014, 12:11 PM
Remember the American Football coach skit last year?

There's an awesome sequel

watch?v=iRqypM7jb5Y

Brother Leon
10-08-2014, 12:15 PM
"Brendan Rodgers: “We proved last season that we can handle the pressure of a title run-in.""
--

Errm.....

Locke.
10-08-2014, 01:05 PM
Just wrapped up our pre-season with a 4-0 win over Dortmund.

Really encouraging pre season overall, very confident about next weekend and the season in general.

Brother Leon
10-08-2014, 01:57 PM
BT Sport with no signal so Bein Sport it is. Thank **** for the Internet tv box.

Brother Leon
10-08-2014, 02:14 PM
All I want is a Nasri goal. For the sake of the troll in me.

Drew.
10-08-2014, 02:48 PM
2 great goals & Completely bossed the first half hour or so. All this with Sanogo leading the line and Ozil still to come back.

Shaun
10-08-2014, 03:06 PM
:amazed: #forgotthiswason

MTVN
10-08-2014, 03:21 PM
Boringgggg

Brother Leon
10-08-2014, 03:36 PM
Good ol' City.

Drew.
10-08-2014, 03:59 PM
Too easy

2 pieces of silverware in less than 3 months, taken long enough.

Brother Leon
10-08-2014, 07:36 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BusGpHdCAAAmd_R.jpg:large

:joker:

Locke.
10-08-2014, 09:40 PM
Are Everton the only team that failed to win a single friendly then

Jack.
11-08-2014, 08:43 PM
What is this world coming to. Rihanna wanting to buy liverpool :umm2:

BBfanUSA
11-08-2014, 09:22 PM
Didn't realize that Liverpool was up for sale. I think an American firm owns the club right now right?

Samuel.
11-08-2014, 09:25 PM
We're not lul

But yeah, American owners

Locke.
12-08-2014, 07:33 AM
Wants to buy shares, not the actual club.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuySj-ACIAA4ni5.jpg

Jack.
12-08-2014, 07:47 AM
Wants to buy shares, not the actual club.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuySj-ACIAA4ni5.jpg

Realised that after I posted :laugh:

Samuel.
15-08-2014, 12:19 PM
So confident Sturridge will be top scorer I'm tempted to put something silly big on it...

Locke.
15-08-2014, 12:22 PM
£20 bet for top scorer on Paddy Power and you get a £2 free bet everytime the player scores throughout the season

Brother Leon
15-08-2014, 12:43 PM
Hope we are all ready boys. May the war begin.

Predicton:

Chelsea
City
Arsenal
United
Liverpool
Tottenham
Everton

Samuel.
15-08-2014, 12:47 PM
That's pretty good

But I was thinking maybe double that with another 0 :worry:

I could justify it by telling myself it's the £600 winnings from the World Cup final... just about

Only doubt I have if is we sign another big name striker, but that's looking unlikely at this point. Sturridge being the focal point of our attack I could honestly see him getting 30 goals regardless where we end up finishing.

Alf
15-08-2014, 12:48 PM
So confident Sturridge will be top scorer I'm tempted to put something silly big on it...
I urge you not to be silly, you saw the world cup, the guy couldn't hit a barn door.

Lukaku will score more than him.

Samuel.
15-08-2014, 12:50 PM
Those 3 games do render the previous 33 where he scored 24 goals irrelevant, that is true...

Locke.
15-08-2014, 12:52 PM
It was all set up for Arsenal to be the big club that dropped points on the opening weekend, Palace just had to ruin it by sacking Pulis didn't they.

Guess Utd will have to do.

Alf
15-08-2014, 01:09 PM
I'm very confidant for Everton this season, I think we have a first team that can compete with and beat any team in the league.

I think we've got a real good balance in our team with Baines and Piennar arguably the best left hand side partnership in the league, and the machine Coleman down the right.

Our Goalkeeper has turned in to a very solid and reliable underrated player.

Lukaku was a massive signing that we kept him, he's a complete striker fast, strong, great work rate and scores goals.

Barry gives us that experience and leadership in the middle and holds the team together

Jagielka missed a massive chunk of last season, so it will be massive for us to get him back at the heart of the defence, and young Stones will be pushing for place after his end of last season form.

Barkley brings us that bit of X factor that can turn a game in one moment of brilliance, and he should be a much more improved and consistent player now after his little taste of world cup experience.

But the player I think is gonna be big for us is Naysmith, he brings real energy to the team, works real hard and is a real threat when bursting forward.

Really think we have a good bunch there, but the test will be if we get a lot of injuries.

I'm confident we'll get a top 4 finish.

Come on you Blues

Brother Leon
15-08-2014, 02:15 PM
"9 players injured, and look at me. I'm not nervous at all"

The quotes LVG is going to give us :joker: We are ****ed though. Who would if though at the start of this season out starting XI on the pitch would be weaker..bloody hell.

Locke.
15-08-2014, 02:26 PM
Who are the 9 players?

Ryan57
15-08-2014, 02:26 PM
I guess we should of expected it. We act so unlike a big club in the transfer market, it's ridiculous. We'd rather brag than spend. Time for Woodward to step aside.

Brother Leon
15-08-2014, 03:03 PM
Who are the 9 players?

Valencia
Shaw
Welbeck
Back up keeper
Evans
Carrick
Rafael

Unfit to play

RVP
Adnan
Fellaini.

Drew.
15-08-2014, 03:54 PM
Chelsea
Arsenal
City
Liverpool
United

Pretty confident we will challenge for the title all season, can't get past the injuries though, they are bound to ruin our season again. Best chance for years to win the league though, should be a good season.

BBfanUSA
15-08-2014, 06:13 PM
My Top 4 predictions:
1.City
2.Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Everton
-----------
5.Liverpool
6.Tottenham

Relegated
Crystal Palace, Burnley, Hull City

Locke.
15-08-2014, 06:15 PM
I'm predicting another injury hit season for Aguero and Yaya not to deliver the goods to the same extent as last season.

1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. City
--
5. Utd
6. Everton
7. Tottenham

I think it will be just as close as last season though between the top 5, with Everton just slightly behind and Spurs a good few points behind them.

Samuel.
15-08-2014, 06:32 PM
Incredibly overlooked in the top four predictions everywhere, often not even making it.

Seconding Locke's prediction

MTVN
15-08-2014, 11:45 PM
I shall be down the Boleyn tomorrow watching our lads take on the Spuds, 4 in a row coming up

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 12:37 AM
I'm predicting another injury hit season for Aguero and Yaya not to deliver the goods to the same extent as last season.

1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. City
--
5. Utd
6. Everton
7. Tottenham

I think it will be just as close as last season though between the top 5, with Everton just slightly behind and Spurs a good few points behind them.

Liverpool aren't finishing above Arsenal..never mind City. You will be slugging it out for 4th with us,Everton and Spurs.

Quote me.

Locke.
16-08-2014, 12:40 AM
Where did you think we would finish last season Leon, please inform me

Shaun
16-08-2014, 12:50 AM
tweeted a prediction but forgot it

so i'll go with

1) Chelsea
2) City
3) Arsenal
4) United
5) Pool
6) Tottenham
------------
18) Villa :(
19) West Brom
20) Burnley

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 12:51 AM
Where did you think we would finish last season Leon, please inform me

4th....doesn't matter anyway. That was your one good season every 5 years. Back to fighting for 4th x

Locke.
16-08-2014, 12:53 AM
I can't wait for my big Ivorian mate to smash you shower of bastards tomorrow

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 12:56 AM
11 years ago today this young man came on as sub and made his Premier League debut. 11 years ffs. Where has life gone? :o

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w257/bu7che/zudo1/hi-res-2403714_display_image_zps1cc0d764.jpg

http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/2013-14/June/m-opening-day-debuts-cristiano-ronaldo.jpg/_jcr_content/renditions/cq5dam.thumbnail.490.338.margin.png

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 12:58 AM
I can't wait for my big Ivorian mate to smash you shower of bastards tomorrow

The poster above is very upset...http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9597_603.gif

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 01:03 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu5FBIkIEAEClea.jpg

Shaun
16-08-2014, 01:08 AM
is that sam pepper

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 01:46 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuN-mzzIEAABFnb.jpg

Novo
16-08-2014, 01:48 AM
1. Man United
2. Chelsea
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
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5. Newcastle
6. Everton
7. Liverpool
8. Tottenham

Ryan57
16-08-2014, 10:16 AM
Liverpool aren't finishing above Arsenal..never mind City. You will be slugging it out for 4th with us,Everton and Spurs.

Quote me.

Leon is spot on here.

Novo
16-08-2014, 10:57 AM
UNITED: De Gea; Jones, Smalling, Blackett; Lingard, Fletcher, Herrera, Young; Mata; Rooney (c), Hernandez #MUFClive #starting11

Drew.
16-08-2014, 11:08 AM
Safe to say Swansea have a more exciting line up than United

Legend killer
16-08-2014, 11:14 AM
Has to be United's youngest ever match day squad surely

Have the love the state Fergie left this squad in looool the utter imbalance

Good to see the Black Hummells Blackett starting though fully deserved

Happy for Lingard but considering neither him or Adnan can defend Adnan should be starting as he is the superior playing on the ball

Hope Fatty decides to LET IT FLY today which with Swansea being a small club I fully expect him too

Legend killer
16-08-2014, 11:16 AM
Still makes me cringe every time I see Wayne as our captain. This guy asked to leave not once but twice within in a few years lol with Carrick out Fletcher was quite clearly the best option

Locke.
16-08-2014, 11:38 AM
My bets are on.

I'm ready for Utd to fail and cost me £300

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 12:03 PM
I wish the worst for Swansea this season after sacking genius Laudrup

Ryan57
16-08-2014, 12:14 PM
Fooking Kagawa scoring against us.

Alf
16-08-2014, 12:19 PM
Barkley out for 6-8 weeks, injured in training, well that's a good start to the season.

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 12:25 PM
Januzaj still out best player. How sad :laugh:

Locke.
16-08-2014, 12:39 PM
You need to sign at least 2 new CB's and another wing back. Young looks alright there but the others don't at all.. But that defence is just waiting to be ripped apart, it was the same in the friendly with us the other week, if there was some pace and skill there instead of Bony/Lambert then it would be a lot worse.

Swansea are looking pretty comfortable at the minute anyway, but Rooney will get a goal.

Legend killer
16-08-2014, 12:41 PM
Fatty as useless as last year
Fletcher not going to fill the hole in midfield fit or not
Young back down to earth
Shinji still our best number 10 yet sits on bench

LVG needs to have a reality check and fast the team fergie left is gash and needs serious rebuilding and unlike the Dutch Mata and Fatty don't have the pace to make this formation function

As i said Moyes should have been allowed the summer to bring in his players and even with LVG this is a 2-3 year process

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 12:41 PM
The amount of accumulators United are currently ruining...

Legend killer
16-08-2014, 12:42 PM
Would take Keane out of retirement ahead of any of these pansy's we currently have

Drew.
16-08-2014, 12:44 PM
Shelvey has been great, looking forwards to seeing Montero getting a run out.

Alf
16-08-2014, 12:48 PM
The amount of accumulators United are currently ruining...
Not mine

I've done

Everton 13/10
Bournemouth 5/6
Cardiff 4/6
Bristol City 8/13
Doncaster 4/5
Forest Green 4/7
Grimsby 4/7

£5 Pays £252

LukeB
16-08-2014, 01:07 PM
wayne rooney first game as captain, do you think he is abit annoyed about yesterdays news?

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 01:23 PM
Moyes 1-0 LVG

AnnieK
16-08-2014, 01:28 PM
It's like watching us last year. Although I'm glad as this may give LVG the kick up the arse he needs to sign us a defence...

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 01:42 PM
More time to assess the squad mate? At this rate anyone will be terrified to join.

Ryan57
16-08-2014, 01:42 PM
Crap performance. Woodward needs to complete some fooking deals. This team is FAR from good enough. Pay whatever it takes for the likes of Vidal and Di Maria.

Drew.
16-08-2014, 01:43 PM
What a start to the season, Sigurdsson getting my fantasy team off to a great start.

Ryan57
16-08-2014, 01:49 PM
More time to assess the squad mate? At this rate anyone will be terrified to join.

I reckon that's a cover for how useless Woodward is. We signed players before van Gaal had even seen any of the current players kick a ball in training. No way is even the likes of van Gaal going to come out and say, 'Woodward has tried to go for players, but he's fooking useless.'... better to say 'assessing the squad'. And I'd find it hard to believe he's still assessing.

Tarryn
16-08-2014, 01:54 PM
LVG can't work miracles. I think this is the message he is sending to the Glazers.
Now is the time to panic. Woodward needs to get moving & do the deals now.
We can't wait until January.
LVG looked like that result was not a shock, he expected it.

Stu
16-08-2014, 03:03 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1383407_692296950839340_8029484560535140514_n.jpg
Satisfying start to the season.

Drew.
16-08-2014, 03:55 PM
Massive goal for Dier, would be really happy for him if it was for any other side. Great result for Leicester too.

Black Dagger
16-08-2014, 04:02 PM
Glad Leicester got a result. Enjoyed them in the Championship last season, hope they have a good run.

Novo
16-08-2014, 04:17 PM
Lucky bastards Tottenham

Ramsay
16-08-2014, 05:38 PM
Dier :love:

Shaun
16-08-2014, 06:19 PM
well that was far more difficult than it should've been

Drew.
16-08-2014, 06:59 PM
Chambers is unreal. MOTM performances in both the community shield and today. An absolute rock in defence, great composure & potential to be a future captain.. Can't believe hes only 19. Less than half the price of Shaw and looking like a better player.

Shaun
16-08-2014, 07:00 PM
yeah he looked pretty bloody good

Chambers, Ramsey & Giroud were all lovely... and everything looked more exciting when Ox came on... even Monreal had a good game. Cazorla and Sanchez can go sit in the naughty corner though.

Drew.
16-08-2014, 07:02 PM
Monreal looked great which is good considering Gibbs is probably out for a while.

Cazorla & Alexis looked off the pace, still need a few more games to get going.

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 07:05 PM
Good win for Arsenal. They are getting better at the grind it out results every season.

Locke.
16-08-2014, 09:25 PM
Kelly ripping Arsenal apart.. very lucky today they were.. Bottom half this season perhaps

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 09:28 PM
These are the teams we're supposed to be worried about taking our top four spot? ok :pipe:

The return of MOTD :worship:

Locke.
16-08-2014, 09:30 PM
Looking forward to taking the top spot tomorrow afternoon and keeping it for the next 37 weeks. It's all far too easy.

Novo
16-08-2014, 09:45 PM
Where did Chico move to? didn't hear anything about him going

Novo
16-08-2014, 09:48 PM
Blackett giving the ball back straight away before getting back in position for the Swansea free kick, idiot :joker:

SocietyIsRuined
16-08-2014, 09:49 PM
Chelsea will win this league. Costa is too good an attacker to not save Mourinho and gain the title. Best defence too.

Locke.
16-08-2014, 09:56 PM
Where did Chico move to? didn't hear anything about him going

Qatar

Lehiwyka or whatever they are called

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 10:06 PM
We play like pure **** when Welbz doesn't play tbh. It's not even a "Dat Guy Bantz" thing either.. Poor Hernandez is finished at United. Shame as I love the dude, but it's the right thing for all parties.

Locke.
16-08-2014, 10:09 PM
Dat guy is going to Hull and getting some European football, give it a bloody rest about him

Novo
16-08-2014, 10:09 PM
Roy licking his lips watching Chris Wood

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 10:11 PM
Something about Martinez reminds me of Jack Dee

Locke.
16-08-2014, 10:11 PM
Very good point for Everton today, I'm sure it will come in handy during their relegation battle

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 10:14 PM
So guys, Europe here we come

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 10:15 PM
http://share.gifyoutube.com/kog.gif

me and the boys after Weimann's goal

Novo
16-08-2014, 10:16 PM
Leon would you like Naismith at United to link up with dat Guy?

Locke.
16-08-2014, 10:17 PM
If only we took Lee Cattermole to Brazil

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 10:18 PM
We should do goal of the week threads once everybody's played tbh

Novo
16-08-2014, 10:18 PM
If only we took Blackett to Brazil

Drew.
16-08-2014, 10:20 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvLuJbtIMAAtrBj.png:large

Locke.
16-08-2014, 10:21 PM
Big season for Bera, very much the main man at West Brom right now, hopefully none of them bastards sucker punch him in the dressing room again

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 10:24 PM
LOL


Quality win tbf. Concrete Ron and Big Senderos :worship:

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 10:25 PM
Senderos was apparently Thiago Silva-esque today

Shaun
16-08-2014, 10:36 PM
We should do goal of the week threads once everybody's played tbh

i'm torn on this week's :think: (well, the two goals that stand out from today)

Black Dagger
16-08-2014, 10:44 PM
Yaya will secure goal of the week to make up for cake gate tomorrow tbh.

Locke.
16-08-2014, 10:44 PM
Remy is so perfect for us, time to let him retake that medical

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 10:48 PM
Was slyly relieved you didn't get him tbh. Looks like Falcao is a strong possibility though.

Novo
16-08-2014, 10:49 PM
Remy no match for goat form McGregor

Drew.
16-08-2014, 10:51 PM
Villas kit >

Back to more of a classic look.

King Gizzard
16-08-2014, 10:56 PM
M3mX5DxBmQt

top stuff

Shaun
16-08-2014, 10:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ou7hZ1l.jpg

dream top four

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 11:02 PM
M3mX5DxBmQt

top stuff

LOL #TopBantz

That oppo fan that always tells you to wait for him outside....Anfield is full of them when I went :laugh:

Drew.
16-08-2014, 11:03 PM
M3KTpPbibZO

Locke.
16-08-2014, 11:04 PM
LOL #TopBantz

That oppo fan that always tells you to wait for him outside....Anfield is full of them when I went :laugh:

You were probably too busy wiping the tears away on the national express to wait for them outside

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 11:07 PM
You were probably too busy wiping the tears away on the national express to wait for them outside

We got a dodgy pen that day and won 2-1. It was a happy day during happy times thank you very much :laugh:

Locke.
16-08-2014, 11:09 PM
Was that the day Jonjo was wrongfully sent off

Novo
16-08-2014, 11:11 PM
Are we all looking forward to Pards destroying the defending Champions

MTVN
16-08-2014, 11:14 PM
What a bloody joke of a game that was. Only got ourselves to blame though really dominating the match for basically all of it, missing a penalty, and not making good use of going against ten men for half an hour. 70 bloody quid to see that sh*te

Samuel.
16-08-2014, 11:26 PM
inb4 Novo removes his score tally signature after Daniel's hat trick tomorrow

Brother Leon
16-08-2014, 11:53 PM
Was that the day Jonjo was wrongfully sent off

Nah. That was Old Trafford.

It was the one where you guys scored first and then Rafael and RVP Pen made it 2-1. When there was the Justice For The 96 tribute.

Alf
17-08-2014, 06:21 AM
Very good point for Everton today, I'm sure it will come in handy during their relegation battle
You need to stop eating all that cheese, your dreaming too much.

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 11:35 AM
Expect nothing less than a thrashing against Southampton and it's needed, to silence those clueless fans going on about us struggling to make the top four and doing a "Spurs".

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 01:22 PM
Fairly even bar one amazing pass by Henderson for the goal.


Moyes on Bein Sport now: Henderson had time to improve and he's done great. Fellaini can do the same at United.
--

Please take this mug off the tele.

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 01:44 PM
What a goal!!!


Tadic :worship:

Drew.
17-08-2014, 01:49 PM
Mighty Saints, brilliant goal

MTVN
17-08-2014, 01:53 PM
Heh Liverpool failing to win at home against a club they raided of all their star players

Alf
17-08-2014, 01:55 PM
Ooooooooo when the Saints, go marching in
O when the Saints go marching in
I wanna be in that number
When the Saints go marching in

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 02:16 PM
Long you idiot.

Alf
17-08-2014, 02:22 PM
How Southampton only scored once I'll never know.

Some real panic in that Liverpool defence, a better team would have scored 4 or 5

They got away with one today

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 02:26 PM
Arsenal and Liverpool both were meh but won. We used to do that :(

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 02:29 PM
2-1 thrashing whew

King Gizzard
17-08-2014, 02:59 PM
Sturridge calling Sterling 'Razzle'

Niall Quinn saying Jack Colback moved on to bigger and better things joining Newcastle from Sunderland...


:facepalm:

Redway
17-08-2014, 03:31 PM
At this rate Van Gaal will be looking older than he already does come the end of this season. :pipe:

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 03:47 PM
36 goals and 10 assists in 50 games for Sturridge :worship:

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 04:57 PM
City also playing meh, but winning in the end. I know how everyone else felt watching us all those years :laugh:

Black Dagger
17-08-2014, 05:14 PM
Bit sloppy rly, but 3 points will do nicely, thanks Serg bbz

Locke.
17-08-2014, 05:35 PM
**** sakes, was hoping it would take a while for teams to get on to the fact that if you stop Coutinho this season you stop pretty much our entire attack (until Lallana/Markovic are fit, maybe). Pre-season and today has made it seem like he is the one that will replace Suarez in the creativity part of our game, every single thing in the oppositions part of the pitch has been going through him. The change in formation when we took him off and brought Lambert on really saved us today, we'd have probably lost otherwise.

Lovren and Manquillo look very good though, but Johnson is still a disaster and I'd like to see Sakho play over Skrtel and move Lovren to RCB.

Locke.
17-08-2014, 06:07 PM
36 goals and 10 assists in 50 games for Sturridge :worship:

The best in our history I think. Torres was 34 in 50.

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 08:08 PM
The best in our history I think. Torres was 34 in 50.

It is indeed. Can't remember a more understated prolific scorer. He offers a lot more than Torres did and he was talked about as a world class striker... Honestly believe that it's subconsciously a race thing.

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 08:13 PM
It is indeed. Can't remember a more understated prolific scorer. He offers a lot more than Torres did and he was talked about as a world class striker... Honestly believe that it's subconsciously a race thing.

Torres done it in Spain,England,CL and International Stage so it's understandable why he was considered higher than Sturridge is at the moment. If Sturridge has a killer CL campaign then it will go a long way for his "status".

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 08:29 PM
Torres done it in Spain,England,CL and International Stage so it's understandable why he was considered higher than Sturridge is at the moment. If Sturridge has a killer CL campaign then it will go a long way for his "status".

That's very true. Guess we'll see either way after this season. If we don't sign Falcao or Cavani, which I doubt we will tbh, he'll have a fantastic opportunity to score Suarez numbers.

Ryan57
17-08-2014, 08:33 PM
#GlazersOut trending worldwide for some reason.

There's going to be a protest before the QPR game... in which after those protesters will then take their seat in the stadium making themselves look even more dumb.

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 08:47 PM
Would actually love Torres back, certainly over Eto'o. Think returning would help his confidence a lot too. Shame Chelsea have no intention of selling.

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 08:50 PM
While the Glazers money pinching from 09-12 has set us a far way off from Europe's elite, they have provided the funds the last few transfer windows. It's just been spent terribly and in a mode of panic. I said at the time, but that last transfer window ****ed us up. Not just for that season, but for a while to come now.

Ryan57
17-08-2014, 08:50 PM
Not sure how true it is but, Martin Lipton of The Mirror (I know lol) said, they would sell, but want like £20 mil - £25 mil due to how embarrassing it'd be to spend £50 million on Torres and then sell for... what's he worth now? £10 million maybe?

Brother Leon
17-08-2014, 08:51 PM
Would actually love Torres back, certainly over Eto'o. Think returning would help his confidence a lot too. Shame Chelsea have no intention of selling.

I actually feel for him now. It was hilarious at first to see him flop at Chelsea, but now he just looks permanently depressed.

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 09:27 PM
I actually feel for him now. It was hilarious at first to see him flop at Chelsea, but now he just looks permanently depressed.

Begrudgingly always been sad about how his career has turned out. I do wonder if he regrets the move at all. Obviously he's gone on to win a lot at Chelsea, but even beyond his important goals for club and country he'll always primarily be remembered as one of the most expensive flops ever. And as you say, he's never looked like he's enjoyed his time there understandably. Went from a borderline Liverpool legend to a joke...

Go on Brendan, a cheeky 10m bid would be worth a try #makeusdream

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/17931/fernando-torres-liverpool-2-o.gif

:(

No transfer will ever hurt as nearly as much

Shaun
17-08-2014, 09:29 PM
would you say it hurts more than Suarez though :think: (I know it was no secret Luis wanted away but I don't remember the Torres transfer other than the pricetag? Was he vocal about wanting to leave etc)

Samuel.
17-08-2014, 09:55 PM
Absolutely. I think any Liverpool fan will tell you that. Torres was loved almost on Gerrard levels. Suarez, despite being a much better player, never had the fans adoring him like Nando did. He was worshiped.

He was vocal about needing to be somewhere to win trophies I think I recall, but we were in a much worse state at the time than we are currently.

Locke.
17-08-2014, 10:55 PM
Yeah, Torres leaving was heartbreaking. Probably because it came out of nowhere as well, and the way he went about it. A transfer request with about 48 hours of the window left, no time to find a good replacement (we had already agreed the deal for Suarez but he was supposed to be coming in to play with Torres, not replacing him). Turned out to be an amazing deal for us though.

They were actually talking about bringing him back or not on LFCTV earlier. I'd love it if we brought him back but it's mainly for sentimental reasons tbh, I don't think he is ever going to be half the player he was. Maybe a season long loan, but I don't think Chelsea really want to do any business with us after we ****ed them over so many times in the transfer market :joker:

Ryan57
18-08-2014, 01:01 AM
Good to see recycling.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvPcyrAIEAAEN4y.jpg

Locke.
18-08-2014, 07:13 PM
ARFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jemal
18-08-2014, 07:22 PM
Rejecting fabregas to keep arteta.
Wenger is a top genuis ill give him that

Jemal
18-08-2014, 07:27 PM
Stevieeee gerrard gerrard
He slipped on his fking ass
He gave it too demba ba
Stevie gerrard gerrard

Locke.
18-08-2014, 07:28 PM
Are we all ready for a brace from Danny Ings