Big Brother Simulator Thread (Link in OP)

[MB.]

Bye Charlie won the final HoH and eliminated Gina </3 backstabbing bitch

Wolfy and Charlie F2. :bored:

Gina, forever a third place kween :clap1:

[MB.]

(the praying worked btw, Mariza's in the top three)

[MB.]

That Bitch Josiane isn't so bad after all.

[Ross.]

Karma for the backstabber Charlie :clap1:

By a vote of 5-2...

Congratulations, Wolfy!

You are the winner of Big Brother!


and slay it Jackie :clap1:

The fan favorite comes down to Hazel, Jackie, and Sallie.

Hazel gets the least votes.

Sallie gets the second most votes.

Jackie wins the fan favorite!

[Lostie!]

Bye Charlie won the final HoH and eliminated Gina </3 backstabbing bitch

Wolfy and Charlie F2. :bored:

YES Charlie :clap1:

[MB.]

The dramz of it all!

http://i.imgur.com/XlAZ4jU.png

[Lostie!]

Caoimhe just survived eviction for the fourth time. :hehe:

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png

[Ross.]

SLAY at Jackie's popularity :clap1:

They hated Gina though, Lostie's impact?

80: Jackie
74: Charlie
72: Dan
68: Wolfy
66: Sallie
65: Sam
64: Hazel
61: Jemima
57: Dexter
53: Callum
35: Daley
28: Jack and Joe
23: Sophie
19: Gina

[MB.]

And so, we've reached the final three. Can our underdog Mariza defy the odds, go the distance and win the first part of the HoH competition?

http://i.imgur.com/aeFaaNQ.png

lolno

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png

Well that seems rather unfair given my effort to promoting Big Brother Brazil :hmph:

[Shaun]

smh i was just about to do one of those luke :fist:

[LukeB]

Well that seems rather unfair given my effort to promoting Big Brother Brazil :hmph:

smh i was just about to do one of those luke :fist:

:laugh: sorry :sad:

[Ross.]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png

I was such a big target 5/5 votes to evict then 4/5 to evict when I had only just returned </3

Comp King though :clap1:

[Shaun]

and with like 9 of the same cast members too :joker:

*replaces ross with tom with the funny O*

[MB.]

Mariza has defied the odds and beaten a man in something!

http://i.imgur.com/GKmgvd0.png

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png

9th place?! I dae hank so!

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/f3026ea6f93587cedc8b8c7a36842a3793e688bb_r.gif

I approve of the winner being someone who never evicted me, though. :clap2:

SLAY at Jackie's popularity :clap1:

They hated Gina though, Lostie's impact?

:fan:

[MB.]

And so we reach the final chapter in Mariza's story. Where's all the justice man? /charley

http://i.imgur.com/Awj0YH4.png

[LukeB]

and with like 9 of the same cast members too :joker:

*replaces ross with tom with the funny O*

:laugh:

(thank god ross and lostie didn't change their avis when I was doing this)

[MB.]

Who wins, That Bitch Josiane or Flavio with a á? Some random Brazilian people decide!

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png

:x

[Shaun]

go Flavio!!!!

[Lostie!]

So Corin, Dave and Josie were all in alliances with Mario and all backstabbed him when he was up for eviction. :hmph:

Ife stayed loyal though. <3

[Ross.]

:laugh:

(thank god ross and lostie didn't change their avis when I was doing this)

yes thank god for that. :fan:

[Lostie!]

yes thank god for that. :fan:

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

go Flavio!!!!

Um excuse me I think you'll find That Bitch Josiane played a more loyal game, I had a better strategic game, performed better on the challenges, won 3 overall challenges, had a better social game, and survived despite being nominated 2 times.

(or something)

[Lostie!]

Lmao, Caoimhe's just been nominated for the fifth time and it says:

Caoimhe is unphased.

:joker:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/zdbuUSb.png

Who wins? Find out after the break/I eat!

[Lostie!]

It would be cool if you could include ejections and walkers in these games. :laugh:

[Pete.]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png
Not that vile bitch Reece sending me packing after my first HoH

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/f3026ea6f93587cedc8b8c7a36842a3793e688bb_r.gif

[MB.]

I can now reveal that the winner of Big Brother Brazil 2, joining Felipe in the Hall of Fame and winning a grand total of five dollars, is...

http://i.imgur.com/KaeZB0e.png

No, wait.

http://i.imgur.com/gxrRR5Q.png

THAT BITCH JOSIANE!!!

Everyone voted for her bar Diogo, who voted for Flávio because he's secretly the_truth.

Tables, stats and a bunch of other stuff nobody cares about whatsoever will be up soon.

[Lostie!]

Down to the final 6 and Nathan's the last guy remaining. A male cull of the likes BBUK shall never know.

[Ross.]

I can now reveal that the winner of Big Brother Brazil 2, joining Felipe in the Hall of Fame and winning a grand total of five dollars, is...

http://i.imgur.com/KaeZB0e.png

No, wait.

http://i.imgur.com/gxrRR5Q.png

THAT BITCH JOSIANE!!!

Everyone voted for her bar Diogo, who voted for Flávio because he's secretly the_truth.

Tables, stats and a bunch of other stuff nobody cares about whatsoever will be up soon.

Mariza for Brazil's fan favourite?

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/uFJDbt4.png
http://i.imgur.com/rOzhjIr.png
Hurrah:flutter:

http://i.minus.com/iKn5oqjaUbETn.gif

[MB.]

Mariza for Brazil's fan favourite?

Close.

http://i.imgur.com/TaqwgIa.png

[Lostie!]

By Week 10, all of the alliances have been broken up ... and nobody can be arsed to form any more.

http://i.imgur.com/3PmcbQO.png

[MB.]

Placements

http://i.imgur.com/zvN0jYr.png

Table

http://i.imgur.com/L1Ol3fl.png

Final popularity

81: Flávio
67: Priscila
59: Alan
58: Natalia
51: Mariza
46: Jean
44: Sergio
44: Michelly
44: Diogo
37: Carlos
36: Renata
30: Tarciana
30: Mauricio
24: Josiane (lol oops)

Weekly summary

Week #1:
Head of Household: Alan
Nominees: Natalia and Michelly
Veto Players: Alan, Natalia, Michelly, Jean, Sergio, and Tarciana
Veto Winner: Sergio
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Natalia and Michelly
Evicted: Michelly (7-4)

Week #2:
Head of Household: Carlos
Nominees: Sergio and Jean
Veto Players: Carlos, Sergio, Jean, Priscila, Natalia, and Josiane
Veto Winner: Priscila
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Sergio and Jean
Evicted: Sergio (5-5)

Week #3:
Head of Household: Diogo
Nominees: Jean and Tarciana
Veto Players: Diogo, Jean, Tarciana, Renata, Mariza, and Josiane
Veto Winner: Tarciana
Veto Used: Yes on Tarciana
Replacement: Renata
Final Nominees: Jean and Renata
Evicted: Jean (8-1)

Week #4:
Head of Household: Natalia
Nominees: Alan and Mauricio
Veto Players: Natalia, Alan, Mauricio, Carlos, Renata, and Diogo
Veto Winner: Diogo
Veto Used: Yes on Alan
Replacement: Tarciana
Final Nominees: Tarciana and Mauricio
Evicted: Mauricio (6-2)

Week #5:
Head of Household: Josiane
Nominees: Natalia and Carlos
Veto Players: Josiane, Natalia, Carlos, Tarciana, Mariza, and Diogo
Veto Winner: Natalia
Veto Used: Yes on Natalia
Replacement: Alan
Final Nominees: Alan and Carlos
Evicted: Carlos (5-2)

Week #6:
Head of Household: Diogo
Nominees: Tarciana and Renata
Veto Players: Diogo, Tarciana, Renata, Natalia, Alan, and Josiane
Veto Winner: Natalia
Veto Used: Yes on Tarciana
Replacement: Alan
Final Nominees: Alan and Renata
Evicted: Renata (3-3)

Week #7:
Head of Household: Mariza
Nominees: Priscila and Alan
Veto Players: Mariza, Priscila, Alan, Josiane, Diogo, and Flávio
Veto Winner: Diogo
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Priscila and Alan
Evicted: Alan (4-1)

Week #8:
Head of Household: Priscila
Nominees: Natalia and Mariza
Veto Players: Priscila, Natalia, Mariza, Diogo, Tarciana, and Josiane
Veto Winner: Mariza
Veto Used: Yes on Mariza
Replacement: Diogo
Final Nominees: Natalia and Diogo
Evicted: Natalia (3-1)

Week #9:
Head of Household: Diogo
Nominees: Tarciana and Priscila
Veto Players: Diogo, Tarciana, Priscila, Flávio, Josiane, and Mariza
Veto Winner: Tarciana
Veto Used: Yes on Tarciana
Replacement: Josiane
Final Nominees: Josiane and Priscila
Evicted: Priscila (2-1)

Week #10:
Head of Household: Tarciana
Nominees: Diogo and Josiane
Veto Players: Tarciana, Diogo, Josiane, Flávio, and Mariza
Veto Winner: Tarciana
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Diogo and Josiane
Evicted: Diogo (1-1)

Week #11:
Head of Household: Flávio
Nominees: Tarciana and Mariza
Veto Players: Flávio, Tarciana, Mariza, and Josiane
Veto Winner: Josiane
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Tarciana and Mariza
Evicted: Tarciana (1-0)

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Josiane
Part 2 Winner: Mariza
Part 3 Winner: Josiane
Final Nominees: Flávio and Mariza
Evicted: Mariza

Finale:
Finalists: Flávio and Josiane
Winner: Josiane
Fan Favorite: Priscila

[MB.]

(#Justice4Michelly)

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/meloRPJ.png

So that plan went well.

[MB.]

Two and a half hours well wasted.

[Lostie!]

Caoimhe's luck finally ran out.

http://i.imgur.com/tM8vPLn.png

What an ice queen though. <3

[MB.]

Silent Caoimhe </3

[LukeB]

what simulator are you using?

[MB.]

We're both using the future template I think

[Lostie!]

Yeah future template. :)

[Lostie!]

Shabby just evicted Nathan and ensured an all-female final three. When will BBUK in real life?

[reece(:]

Shabby just evicted Nathan and ensured an all-female final three. When will BBUK in real life?
Feminist queen

[MB.]

Big Brother Brazil III: The Third One

http://i.imgur.com/ks5Qtqj.png

Twist: Alessandra and Alexandre were once lovers. As were Fernando and Bernando.

[Lostie!]

Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/NbAjdLs.png

Results table:

http://i.imgur.com/sk4oe2M.png
http://i.imgur.com/LxQgBea.png
http://i.imgur.com/lspcfmC.png

Fan Favourite:

http://i.imgur.com/SDYp0lc.png

[MB.]

(slay a bit Ife)

[Lostie!]

Big Brother Brazil III: The Third One

http://i.imgur.com/ks5Qtqj.png

Twist: Alessandra and Alexandre were once lovers. As were Fernando and Bernando.

:joker:

[MB.]

(well Alexandre and Alessandra are already in multiple alliances so that... that works)

[MB.]

A true Romeo and Juliet story </3

http://i.imgur.com/MVzFuv5.png

[MB.]

Extra twist: Alessandra is apparently now known as 'Leka'. Which is easier to spell I guess.

[MB.]

Week one events:

Jaqueline won HoH which I'm sure will please a few people, Diana was nominated but won veto and granny Naiá - despite rubbing everyone up the wrong way - survived over ginger giant Michel.

[MB.]

But thankfully, Naiá's bouncing back from the block by doing her best to win the Head of Househ-

http://i.imgur.com/jMqHB5d.png

-oh

[Lostie!]

A true Romeo and Juliet story </3

http://i.imgur.com/MVzFuv5.png

Bless them, going down together. :flutter:

Not like that, you filthbags.

[MB.]

Bless them, going down together. :flutter:

Not like that, you filthbags.

-something about riding bananas-

[MB.]

Even though she lost HoH, and wasn't picked for veto, things are looking up for Na-

http://i.imgur.com/Ateu7Te.png

-oh

[MB.]

(but Marcos just had a meltdown so fingers crossed)

[Lostie!]

-something about riding bananas-

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't say "going down on their bananas together" or something. :facepalm:

[MB.]

The gods of Big Brother Brazil (i.e. Elane and Mariza) are on our side :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/fWGAxjE.png

[MB.]

This woman won a competition in week one. Don't ask how.

http://i.imgur.com/0mkL1wt.png

http://i.imgur.com/ccybDjz.png

[MB.]

Last week, Xaiane won the veto comp, saved herself and saw Naiá put up in her place. Thank god that history didn't repeat itself this we-

http://i.imgur.com/Av1KwHJ.png

-oh

[Shaun]

when are they going to fix the site so that custom house events happen again </3

[MB.]

Spoiler: Alexandre/Alessandra have been broken up. For the second time.

[MB.]

when are they going to fix the site so that custom house events happen again </3

Drag it a bit

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/PnrNIiR.png

D:D:D:D:D:




D:

[MB.]

Naiá won veto too. We're well and truly through the looking glass.

(oh and someone's spent a hella fortune on banners telling everyone Jaqueline's a sly bitch)

[MB.]

Ah, true love...

http://i.imgur.com/mY4XgRm.png

[MB.]

(he was the only one to vote for him oop)

Thankfully, things are back to normal now

http://i.imgur.com/pMQa25t.png

[MB.]

That Bitch Xaiane's just nominated both of her alliance for eviction. Anyone want to tell her that isn't how it works?

[Ross.]

http://i.imgur.com/PnrNIiR.png

D:D:D:D:D:




D:

The Queen Naia <3

[MB.]

(Naiá just got evicted thanks to her own alliance member </3)

[MB.]

I can see why they were attracted to one another in the first place.

http://i.imgur.com/O6bQPRm.png

[Ross.]

(Naiá just got evicted thanks to her own alliance member </3)

And there goes the five BB Brazil viewers that they had. </3

[MB.]

And there goes the five BB Brazil viewers that they had. </3

When will TiBB Big Brother?

[MB.]

It's funny how quickly they turn homophobic when their exes aren't around, isn't it?

http://i.imgur.com/oiQqUoa.png

[MB.]

(yeah this wasn't ending any other way was it)

http://i.imgur.com/X7RgP3R.png

[MB.]

That Bitch Juliana has just completely ignored her alliance (...the only alliance left) with That Bitch Xaiane and nominated her. Again, when will TiBB Big Brother?

[MB.]

...this may explain why.

http://i.imgur.com/eBroBYE.png

[MB.]

mess

http://i.imgur.com/xMMp4B6.png

[MB.]

(but yeah this is the final three)

http://i.imgur.com/EFE5HAw.png

[MB.]

-flys ~ALEXANDRE CAN'T BE TRUSTED~ banner over the house-

http://i.imgur.com/tKzbpML.png

[MB.]

Final two!!!!!1!!1!!!1!

http://i.imgur.com/QEceZJs.png

[MB.]

Before I reveal the final results, here's queen Naiá's wisely-informed vote:

http://i.imgur.com/v2qdFUf.png

[Shaun]

:joker:

[reece(:]

Who are these people

[MB.]

Who are these people

Treason tbh

(they're random Brazilians)

[MB.]

And the winner... is...

http://i.imgur.com/YFbSuct.png



yes i'm aware i did that joke last time leave britney alone

[MB.]

(yeah no but seriously)

http://i.imgur.com/K28LvrD.png

Congratulations Maíra who I don't think I've even written about yet :clap1: Dat impact :clap1: She joins Felipe and That Bitch Josiane in the winners' club, and wins a couple of pence and a coat button found down behind the back of the sofa. Tables etc are coming if you like that sort of thing. Meanwhile Naiá's off to get boned.

[LukeB]

I still can't get over the Kenzie picture on this site :joker:

[MB.]

The fan favourite went as well as ever, I see.

http://i.imgur.com/DRrrzB7.png

[MB.]

Placements

http://i.imgur.com/5wFjNKF.png

Table

http://i.imgur.com/AOJxWp3.png

Final popularity

73: Caetano
58: Jaqueline
55: Michel
49: Alexandre
49: Bernardo
47: Maíra
45: Xaiane
44: Juliana
39: André
37: Fernando
28: Diana
20: Naiá (</3)
19: Marcos
2: Leka

[Shaun]

MB

are you ok

is there anything we can do

[MB.]

I thought this day might come

[Ross.]

MB

are you ok

is there anything we can do

:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

(but yeah this is one way of getting out of this series of BB isn't it)

[Shaun]

The Obligatory Revamp
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/UxYjzdc.png

Alliances
http://i.imgur.com/tTpFDVN.png
[Even the simulator knows that Glenn can't make friends]

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/bW6OpTY.png
http://i.imgur.com/RQcDA62.png
[Of course Tom wins the task based on a children's game]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/HGUqDSl.png
http://i.imgur.com/qJOj4Qo.png
[idk maybe I was starstruck by Julie Chen]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/5OtOYEA.png
[always the bridesmaid, MB?]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/OyDGjgi.png
[I personally thought Lucas would have bossed this task.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/qg6jBdg.png
[Early indications suggest Glenn had to withdraw early after being bitten on the nose by a lobster.]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/xmwchpi.png
[Again, wayward lobsters are to blame.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/isVRoUb.png
[Because Lucas is just built for physical endurance tasks]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/WhmacKh.png
[tbf I haven't been delivering them so far]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/C7I7Yn3.png
[no such lobster drama this week!!!!!]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/MENAlIa.png
[Reece was unfortunately distracted by the iTunes release of Pretty Girls this week]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/NO7zPBf.png
[I'M IN THE GAME!!!!!!]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/uqOEZCK.png
[His determination to avenge Britney/Iggy's flop was a thorough success]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/DsPTZrm.png
[elephants never forget x]

Final HOH
http://i.imgur.com/dkLdMLJ.png
[smh]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/PxEUl5H.png
[SMH]
http://i.imgur.com/nShMsaa.png
[bet you're used to reading that, Glenn]

http://i.imgur.com/XGDd1z7.png

http://i.imgur.com/Wdo24YV.png

Statistics
Most Evictions Faced: Tom (6)
Most competition wins: Chaos (6), Reece (4)
Most Votes to Evict: Tom (17), Vanessa (12)
Fewest Votes to Evict: Shaun (0), Amy Jade, Reece & Chaos (1)
Ugliest eviction outfit: MB.
Most Twitter Followers gained: Petemitch (30,922)
Gays cast: IDK at least five?

[MB.]

I clearly didn't put any effort into my outfit because I didn't imagine I'd be evicted over chuff me ****ing dizzy

[MB.]

MB

are you ok

is there anything we can do

no bc

Big Brother: A Shitload of Brazilians

http://i.imgur.com/lsmAnH6.png
Featuring Agustinho, fresh out of jail for drug smuggling crimes and Cida, fresh out of the grave by the looks of it

http://i.imgur.com/kERRmGp.png
Well this already looks like my worst nightmare

But alliances aside, could Cida break the Week 1 old fogey curse and win the first HoH comp of the season?

http://i.imgur.com/lPH9FYz.png
Why did you ever doubt her?

The first eviction came around soon enough...

http://i.imgur.com/sSjrv65.png
Which is fine because it doesn't look like he washes

In week two, something called a Yuri won HoH, nominated Francine and -checks notes- -Google Translates- -copies and pastes- João Mauricio. And they didn't even evict him, which is pretty inconsiderate considering I have to write his name out for five more weeks.

In the third week, Milena nominated Liane and Rafael, who seemed to be establishing his shtick already.

http://i.imgur.com/oALprvv.png

http://i.imgur.com/FEuzO9O.png
Oi, get off Mariza's turf :fist:

Aaaand out he went.

House pariah Liane became HoH in week four, which can only end well.

http://i.imgur.com/ugkIFYm.png
Told you

Milena went next, starting off a chain of #vagicide which also claimed Liane and Aline. Also, is anyone beginning to spot a pattern in Alisson's votes?

http://i.imgur.com/Nj7JXil.png

http://i.imgur.com/WxWy0Zg.png

http://i.imgur.com/PWMA4WC.png

http://i.imgur.com/PKb2VFA.png
Me neither

Meanwhile, it dun happened again...

http://i.imgur.com/lPH9FYz.png

...and agai-

http://i.imgur.com/O7CSoCm.png
-never mind

There was little change in the alliances:

http://i.imgur.com/fLZl72i.png
LOOK UPON IT AND WEEP

But thankfully Joe Maurice soon buggered off, mainly because this was his competition on the block:

http://i.imgur.com/X0AMH7H.png
Yeah that's too much technology for Cida

Then Amanda won HoH! Who's Amanda? I hear you not cry. idk either but she nominated that dweeb Alisson so that's something.

http://i.imgur.com/HbeIOUh.png
oh

Moral of the story: the black girl went. In week nine, Yuri won HoH for the gazillionth time, and was responsible for this monstrosity:

http://i.imgur.com/bXWSsXP.png
The (baggy, post-menopausal) vagicide continues :(

Week 10?

http://i.imgur.com/g3icmGu.png
Slay a bit granddad

Oh and Douglas went. I have no comment to make about that.

idkhAmanda won HoH for the second time the following week, and was responsible for this whatever the opposite of monstrosity is:

http://i.imgur.com/k5HU33W.png
Who calls their kid Alisson?!

Then Yuri won HoH again and the house voted Agustinho out because he didn't supply them with crack.

At this point, this douche bro final two deal was the only alliance left standing:

http://i.imgur.com/Yy4ZsDF.png
(idkhAmanda and some woman called Marielza who I literally haven't mentioned once but turns out to be the new Germaine Greer are the other two) (they're not aligned because this is an awful season)

Rodrigão (seriously what is it with Brazilians and odd names) won the final four HoH comp, meaning that him and Yuri were both safe to execute their plan to be in the fin-

http://i.imgur.com/43YZH5g.png
-lolno

Yuri understands this decision and takes being nominated by his fellow alliance member on the chi-

http://i.imgur.com/yZecnwf.png
-lolno

But it turns out that this was all pointless and Rodrigão saved Yuri with the veto anyway. And since this season is where feminism comes to die:

http://i.imgur.com/QvyvC2z.png

And so, we were at the final three - Yuri, Rodri... um, Rodri, and idkhAmanda. The first two stood strong in their final two pact despite a temporary betrayal, and the other was a woman. When Yuri won the final HoH, he honoured his deal, saved his best friend and evic-

http://i.imgur.com/Ai2PDFO.png
-lolno (oh just kiss already)

With Yuri Geller managing to make his alliance magically vanish, it was him vs idkhAmanda (yes I'm sticking with that nickname deal with it) for the win. Yuri, who argued in his opening speech that he'd won eight overall challenges, played better strategically, performed better on the challenges and survived despite being nominated three times vs idkhAmanda, who wants to win because she'd love to buy herself a new summer wardrobe, you know?

http://i.imgur.com/FBKl2jK.png
Obviously.

Talk about rubbing it in:

http://i.imgur.com/mJDV0Jz.png
#feminism

idkhAmanda wins money in some form or another, as well as a spot next to Felipe, That Bitch Josiane and Maíra in a list of people with funny names. Meanwhile:

http://i.imgur.com/NLZ8doZ.png
That happened.

And so...

Placements

http://i.imgur.com/gPflaDB.png

Gontijo?!

Table

http://i.imgur.com/OYzUwiE.png

Final popularity

75: Amanda
74: Douglas
72: Milena
69: Ana Marcela
68: Rafael
67: João Mauricio
52: Liane
48: Francine
38: Cida
36: Alisson
31: Yuri
31: Aline
30: Agustinho
29: Rodrigão
27: Cássio
25: Marielza (bloody feminists)

Join me next time fo- lol jk I'm not that cruel.

[Shaun]

Agustinho my underrated fave

[Pete.]

Cida <3

[Pete.]

[His determination to avenge Britney/Iggy's flop was a thorough success]

nnn slay

[Jason.]

MB. beating Josy in an eviction. :fan:

[MB.]

MB. beating Josy in an eviction. :fan:

Slay a tad

[Jason.]

Also eviction #1 gives me BB6 teas, when they all voted off Vanessa, except one person.

[Pete.]

Also eviction #1 gives me BB6 teas, when they all voted off Vanessa, except one person.
Welp

[MB.]

Also eviction #1 gives me BB6 teas, when they all voted off Vanessa, except one person.

Except that Makosi didn't go on to win </3

[Jason.]

Except that Makosi didn't go on to win </3

Don't remind me. :bawling:

[Pete.]

She won the nation's hearts tho hence why she won UBB

[Lostie!]

@ Shaun's game.

MB, you bastard. :fist:

[Shaun]

i can't @ tom being nominated 6 of the 7 weeks he was eligible to be

so true to life <3

[MB.]

MB, you bastard. :fist:

:fan:

(you could have probably done without quoting the whole thing tho) (our poor bandwidth)

[Lostie!]

:fan:

(you could have probably done without quoting the whole thing tho) (our poor bandwidth)

Omg yeah good point. :joker: :whistle:

[MB.]

(I don't really know what bandwidth means)

[Jason.]

The Obligatory revamp (Shaun's game) sounds better than BB16.

[MB.]

The Obligatory revamp (Shaun's game) sounds better than BB16.

Justice for A ****load of Brazilians

[Pete.]

Most Twitter Followers gained: Petemitch (30,922)

My Exhale following?

[Jason.]

Lol @ Tom facing eviction almost every week. Ageist bastards.

Eileen teas. Although, this time it will be because he's 15, instead of 50.

[MB.]

Most Twitter Followers gained: Petemitch (30,922)

Jack teas

[MB.]

(I'll wait until we get a new page before I treat you all with another Brazilian dw)

[Pete.]

Lol @ Tom facing eviction almost every week. Ageist bastards.

Eileen teas. Although, this time it will be because he's 15, instead of 50.
Read em

http://share.gifyoutube.com/vndBpV.gif

[Pete.]

(I'll wait until we get a new page before I treat you all with another Brazilian dw)
Yaaas

[Jason.]

Jack teas

I was just going to say that! :fist:

Is this revenge for me saying Fight Night teas before you last week? :joker:

[Pete.]

Not me being likened to Jack http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/hiiiike.gif

[MB.]

I was just going to say that! :fist:

Is this revenge for me saying Fight Night teas before you last week? :joker:

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar82167_34.gif

[Shaun]

I was personally quite pleased with my nickname for you, Peteyoubetterworkmitch

[MB.]

Not me being likened to Jack http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/hiiiike.gif

My sincere condolences </3

[MB.]

Big Brother 5: What Am I Doing With My Life

http://i.imgur.com/LrXZXhH.png

Tee hee Fani

[Shaun]

Alan's teeth ftw

also I was sure that said Asian rather than Aslan so I'll call him Asian whilst I am hooked with this series

[Pete.]

I was personally quite pleased with my nickname for you, Peteyoubetterworkmitch
I hope you bought Work Bitch afterwards

[MB.]

Fani's thrown the first comp. That doesn't sound very hygienic.

[Pete.]

Team Janiana

But there will always be one Michelle Costa

http://www.dangheesling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michelle-costa-dan-gheesling-big-brother.jpeg

[Shaun]

I hope you bought Work Bitch afterwards

They tried to sell me the censored version so I bottled it

FANI IF THIS RESULTS IN DICESAR AS HOH I WILL DO NOTHING REALLY BUT BE SLIGHTLY MIFFED

[Pete.]

They tried to sell me the censored version so I bottled it


#BuyOohLaLa

[MB.]

They tried to sell me the censored version so I bottled it

FANI IF THIS RESULTS IN DICESAR AS HOH I WILL DO NOTHING REALLY BUT BE SLIGHTLY MIFFED

Well...

http://i.imgur.com/x7tjKDZ.png

[MB.]

RIP

http://i.imgur.com/qrb87CK.png

[MB.]

(oh and Fani threw the second HoH too. I don't think she's really getting the hang of this)

[Shaun]

this simulator sure loves its explosive speeches

here for the Syrian cast

[Pete.]

RIP

http://i.imgur.com/qrb87CK.png
Bruna's campaigning knows no bounds

[MB.]

Good god this is CBB5 all over again

http://i.imgur.com/Eip1KFk.png

[Lostie!]

EL11MINATION 2.0, coming soon. :fan:

http://i.imgur.com/X7lRJdL.png

No idea why I'm doing this when I won the real one and risk tarnishing my legacy. :whistle:

[MB.]

nickphelps has this in the bag

[MB.]

(for Shaun)

http://i.imgur.com/WCW1gTj.png

[MB.]

Fani has the veto!!!!1!!!!

(she should get that checked out tbh)

[Lostie!]

Queen Fani :clap1:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/j4KV2Cg.png

</3

[Pete.]

The vagicide begins

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/5Ue0GJZ.png

http://i.imgur.com/fZSpkob.png

Um, where the **** is my alliance? :hmph:

[Shaun]

that's um

that 2nd alliance

wow

[MB.]

nickphelps on the road to victory with his mass alliance :clap1:

[MB.]

I wouldn't quite call that bonding

http://i.imgur.com/NbtX07s.png

[Lostie!]

I wouldn't quite call that bonding

http://i.imgur.com/NbtX07s.png

:joker:

[Shaun]

I've warmed to Dicesar. The things he did in that kitchen on Day 32 won me over. #GetPaulaOut

[Pete.]

I wouldn't quite call that bonding

http://i.imgur.com/NbtX07s.png
Such flawless gameplay

[MB.]

I've warmed to Dicesar. The things he did in that kitchen on Day 32 won me over. #GetPaulaOut

Get that support in :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/pXvd6BK.png

(Paula was saved with the veto that got Dicesar out if that's any... consolation)

[MB.]

Fani isn't in the mood for dancing.

http://i.imgur.com/hGT89W7.png

[Lostie!]

So, that 7-person alliance worked well. All but one of them evicted their ally. :whistle:

[MB.]

Fani's been put up </3 #Pray4Fani

[MB.]

They were all threatened by Fani and voted her out </3

[MB.]

She wasn't even a noisy Fani </3

http://i.imgur.com/qKVRkqy.png

[Lostie!]

I got nominated but I reckon I'll get the veto.

http://i.imgur.com/g4V7vU2.png

I just got nominated and lost the veto but I reckon they won't vote me out.

[Pete.]

Get that support in :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/pXvd6BK.png

(Paula was saved with the veto that got Dicesar out if that's any... consolation)
Scalped

[MB.]

They were all threatened by Fani and voted her out </3

There'll be no Fani on the jury </3

[MB.]

(it's funny because vagina)

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/9kiPe4J.png

Cancel this **** series now tbh.

[MB.]

To Lucas as well. Up your game :idc:

[Lostie!]

Oh no there was a flood and the house was destroyed so the series has been cancelled. Oh well.

[Pete.]

There'll be no Fani on the jury </3
Elimination teas

[MB.]

The vagicide begins

tbh

(Bruna and Michelle have just gone </3)

[MB.]

Elimination teas

#ladbantz

[Pete.]

tbh

(Bruna and Michelle have just gone </3)
Michelle Costa cruelly stripped pre-jury AGAIN?

[MB.]

Michelle Costa cruelly stripped pre-jury AGAIN?

Drag it a bit

(Kamilla's just gone but nobody cares about her do they)

[MB.]

The alliances at the moment http://hornetsplanet.com/public/style_emoticons/default/bananadead.gif

http://i.imgur.com/vtQ0aLK.png

[Pete.]

Queen Paula

[MB.]

Paula was HoH and Jonas was evicted. Must have been that interview with AJ wot done it :worry:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/yKBagxS.png

Dramarama.

And tbh it's probably Jay's The Office obsession doing him no favours. </3

[MB.]

Bit homophobic

http://i.imgur.com/hRoGBpF.png

[MB.]

Alberto keeps coming second in the comps </3 Bless

[MB.]

Queen Paula

Get that support in :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/AhqpaCF.png

[MB.]

Alberto won the veto in practically the first week he isn't nominated :suspect: Fani's game play teas

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/Xoeqozx.png

http://i.imgur.com/dqXN7f0.png

He really needs to stop letting people borrow his stuff. :worry:

[MB.]

Power couple Alberto and Janaina are in the top three :clap1:

(Asian is also there)

[MB.]

Janaina didn't receive a single vote to win. If this isn't the new CBB5 then I don't know what is.

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/H7oUXW1.png

http://i.imgur.com/89QMDF2.png

(****ing Asian. Oh and he wins, etc etc)

http://i.imgur.com/6k6ewqC.png

[MB.]

Final popularity:

95: Alberto
75: Fani
71: Michelle
70: Daniel
67: Jonas
62: Janaina
62: Kamilla
60: Aslan
57: Paula
52: Marien
51: Dicesar
48: Ariadna
40: Bruna
37: Fernando
37: Didi
9: Alan

The public love Fani </3

[Lostie!]

Btw, that 7-person alliance is the only remaining alliance. Well, 4 of them anyway. :whistle:

[Lostie!]

Aslan. :clap1:

First lion winner of BB?

[Jay.]

http://i.imgur.com/yKBagxS.png

Dramarama.

And tbh it's probably Jay's The Office obsession doing him no favours. </3

:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Btw, that 7-person alliance is the only remaining alliance. Well, 4 of them anyway. :whistle:

nickphelps coming for that win?

Aslan. :clap1:

First lion winner of BB?

I'm not sure That Bitch Josiane was entirely human.

[Pete.]

Janaina didn't receive a single vote to win. If this isn't the new CBB5 then I don't know what is.
Obvious racism

[Lostie!]

nickphelps coming for that win?

Oh yeah about him, he was first out. :whistle:

[MB.]

Oh yeah about him, he was first out. :whistle:

Robbed kween

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/WlgEokc.png

History repeating for Jay.

[MB.]

(I guess that now means I have to do TiBB Big Brother)

[Pete.]

Daniel coming out a beloved queen?

[Lostie!]

Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/YECnw42.png

Fan Favourite:

http://i.imgur.com/7Vkj9hc.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/rKQTmhm.png
http://i.imgur.com/yu09FAv.png
http://i.imgur.com/9FiYBGq.png

So I flopped ... but I was in the top two with the popularity (apart from the fan favourite vote but shhh). :whistle:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/acVq4GO.png

</3 </3 </3

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/qHddWXU.png

</3 </3 </3 (no shade Rob)

[MB.]

...you don't say...

http://i.imgur.com/7Kn8zL6.png

[Lostie!]

Ammi getting evicted when the viewers mistake VTE for VTS? :omgno:

[Jason.]

Lostie being evicted 2nd. :hehe:

[MB.]

Ammi getting evicted when the viewers mistake VTE for VTS? :omgno:

Must be the case </3

[MB.]

Slay a bit :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/GNSslMi.png

(lol but can you imagine)

[Jason.]

Slay a bit :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/GNSslMi.png

(lol but can you imagine)

Best Final 2.

[Lostie!]

Slay a bit :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/GNSslMi.png

(lol but can you imagine)

How many people was I up against? :worry:

[Jason.]

How do you guys make these?
They sound fun.

[Jason.]

How many people was I up against? :worry:

12.

[MB.]

How many people was I up against? :worry:

3 other people I think :worry:

[Lostie!]

Lostie being evicted 2nd. :hehe:

I just have to look at the award I got for the real one and I feel all better. :smug:

[Jason.]

36% in a 4 way vote. Not bad.

[MB.]

How do you guys make these?
They sound fun.

Looking through the last 49 pages would be a good starting point

(instructions are on page one :laugh:)

[MB.]

I just have to look at the award I got for the real one and I feel all better. :smug:

I haven't got mine yet </3 Not Josy being bitter that I beat her

[Lostie!]

I haven't got mine yet </3 Not Josy being bitter that I beat her

I didn't get mine for a few weeks either. :laugh: But I hope you never get yours tbqh.

[Jason.]

I haven't got mine yet </3 Not Josy being bitter that I beat her

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

:cheer2: omg I won something? :cheer2:

[Jason.]

Looking through the last 49 pages would be a good starting point

(instructions are on page one :laugh:)

I have. And I've tried.
Mine always turn out different compared to other peoples :worry:

I'll try again tommorow, cba now.

[Jason.]

:cheer2: omg I won something? :cheer2:

And you thought you'd be first out.

That journey. :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

And you thought you'd be first out.

That journey. :clap1:

I usually am hahaha!

[MB.]

Also slay a bit :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I have. And I've tried.
Mine always turn out different compared to other peoples :worry:

I'll try again tommorow, cba now.

There are various templates to use. The one we've been doing atm is Future Template. Go on "Big Brother 1 Revamped", and under the "Big Brother Revamp" dropdown list choose "Future Template".

If you're using actual BB housemates you can add them using "Custom" under the "Simulate" dropdown list. If you're adding your own players, you click "Personal". :)

I hope I explained that decently. :whistle:

[Amy Jade]

I lost the pass to my acc for that site and they block you using 10minutemail :(

[MB.]

Page 50 :clap1: Slay a bit

[Shaun]

Get that support in :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/pXvd6BK.png

(Paula was saved with the veto that got Dicesar out if that's any... consolation)

http://i2.wp.com/musingsofamildmanneredman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/280_bb2014_mark_2.jpg?w=720

[Shaun]

I take it Brazil takes Sundays off then :rolleyes: #cancelha #wewantlivefeed #KONY2012

[MB.]

Well excuse me for honouring the Sabbath :idc:

[Pete.]

Well excuse me for honouring the Sabbath :idc:
We want our random Brazil queen stanning fix, it's what Jesus would have wanted

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96280_8.gif

[MB.]

(there are hardly any left tbh)

[reece(:]

BBUK: Old vs Young (Survivor Style)

http://i.imgur.com/fegrWXA.png?1

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/vDopAk1.png?1

[reece(:]

Medallion of Power

The twenty castaways must find the 'Medallion of Power' hidden along the beach area. The person who gets it wins it for his or her tribe. ~ @SurvivorWiki



http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/ahmed.png
Ahmed finds the Medallion.

Espada Tribe will have a challenge advantage if they keep the Medallion.

They can give it up for fire and fishing gear.


Espada Tribe gives up the Medallion for the fire and fishing gear.

LaFlor Tribe gets the Medallion.

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/vDopAk1.png?1

Iconic

[Pete.]

Ahmed week 1 boot? http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/05/ahmed.png

[MB.]

Are all of Espada still alive

#Pray4JackieTravers

[reece(:]

Are all of Espada still alive

#Pray4JackieTravers
LaFlor Tribe has the Medallion of Power.

They do not use the Medallion and get to keep it.

LaFlor Tribe wins immunity!

[MB.]

Well I meant alive as in still physically alive bc they're so old but yes that too

[EspeonBB]

Charley/Deana/Keeva F3 plz
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96280_8.gif

[Pete.]

Charley/Deana/Keeva F3 plz
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96280_8.gif
I second this

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96280_8.gif

[reece(:]

First boot: Shahbaz
Second boot: Aaron

[Shaun]

shahbaz being paid dust as per </3

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/3gr5ZNO.png?1

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/3pxdlhk.png

hHUbLv4ThOo

for the record I am supporting Tina

[reece(:]

Kween Jayne wins :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/e6dQLbb.png?1

[reece(:]

Freaks vs Eye Candy vs Enigmas

http://i.imgur.com/9NXoLRj.png?1

[Shaun]

new page for the death and carnage

[Shaun]

tbh

[Shaun]

Celebrity Hunger Games (Replacing 'The Games' on Channel 4)
Cast
http://i.imgur.com/3pxdlhk.png

Opening Bloodbath Drama~
http://i.imgur.com/eCCaVOC.png
http://i.imgur.com/SCw0N2X.png
http://i.imgur.com/wR3CKLO.png
[yes.]
http://i.imgur.com/sC58q2j.png
[claire's on the rag early]
DEATHS: Perez & Darren

DAY ONE~
http://i.imgur.com/noWOT0Z.png
[Auntie Cheryl being too kind to kill <3]
[LEO SAYER </3 </3 </3]
[them's some big-as bushes]
http://i.imgur.com/KeT6EIo.png
[the first evictees doing nothing but distracting the others </3]
[Real Girl surviving Dustin's Choice <3]
[HOW THE HELL DO YOU DIE OF DYSENTERY AFTER ONE DAY?]
DEATHS: Linda Nolan, Gary Busey, The Situation, Michael Madsen & JACKIE FREAKING STALLONE </3

NIGHT ONE~
http://i.imgur.com/5MF9pAJ.png
Oh erm-
http://i.imgur.com/cW3FApN.png
yeah but-
http://i.imgur.com/ddgsP5F.png
oh i see

http://i.imgur.com/4FSrAG1.png
well fair enough!
http://i.imgur.com/L0VQxdS.png
i expected that
http://i.imgur.com/IYtwnNN.png
oh :(

http://i.imgur.com/g7rPTMY.png
sugababes vs. girls aloud hew?

http://i.imgur.com/A2LVa2p.png
****ING YES. GO AAAAAWF, PATSY. INCINERATE THAT FLOP BITCH.
DEATHS: Claire Richards lol

DAY TWO~
http://i.imgur.com/rx7hjes.png
I ship Rally <3
Real Girl sustaining an injury </3
That'll explain those Frenchy nightmares </3
http://i.imgur.com/ADdVVWn.png
yeah ok. she was 'forced'.
DEATHS: Dustin Diamond

NIGHT TWO~
http://i.imgur.com/4RhAIP3.png
Understandable.
http://i.imgur.com/RCPIFVu.png
Week two of CBB10 teas
http://i.imgur.com/HpvtNjS.png
what
DEATHS: none oh :/

DAY THREE~
http://i.imgur.com/9rCffBa.png
Lionel and Pete spending their time wisely <3
Real Girl with her first kill <3
Jackiey still being alive </3
DEATHS: Courtney Stodden

OH MY FREAKIN' GAWWWWWD~~~~~
http://i.imgur.com/Dbkpa48.png
TIMEBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/SIvSU2t.png
NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/k05qbBR.png
deliberately vague use of 'weapon' there
DEATHS: Brigitte Nielsen, Frenchy & Leo Sayer

NIGHT THREE~
http://i.imgur.com/gDPL5D9.png
It's been a long day tbf </3
DEATHS: None yay

DAY FOUR~
http://i.imgur.com/Yg3D4eL.png
The Dream Team & Razor <3
Sally bringing the drama <3
DEATHS: none???????

NIGHT FOUR~
http://i.imgur.com/0wArk2A.png
v4_M5PcJQmU
http://i.imgur.com/Gm9UBvB.png
I would silently snap Patsy Kensit's neck for this bit of live feed
http://i.imgur.com/JiLfWS6.png
NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
DEATHS: Patsy Kensit :bawling:

and **** all happens on Day 5

NIGHT FIVE~
http://i.imgur.com/NT7n0y3.png
I would be drawn to her fire too tbf
http://i.imgur.com/ix2MQ6t.png
brilliant highlights
DEATHS: still no one :s

DAY SIX~
http://i.imgur.com/iMguDUx.png
why, jackiey?
****in' EXCUSE ME?
DEATHS: Razor Ruddock

NIGHT SIX~
http://i.imgur.com/PK3OS22.png
god I bet this was sexy
http://i.imgur.com/5xHAkHk.png
FFS TINA. He only put out a fire.
DEATHS: Sally Bercow, Pete Burns & Tina Malone

THE FEAST???? IDK
http://i.imgur.com/g85uu5a.png
This is all starting to go wrong :( R.I.P. Real Girl </3 :sad:
DEATHS: Mutya Buena & Jackiey Budden

AND THEN NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS 'TIL DAY NINE =D

DAY NINE~
http://i.imgur.com/Z38wdpR.png
This actually happened in CBB9.
DEATHS: Lionel Blair

RANDOM VOLCANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/0o4wzU8.png
I'm beginning to accept that this series of violent deaths might end with me being a bit upset.
DEATHS: Andrew Stone & Cheryl Fergison

http://i.imgur.com/P46tcQG.png
I did kinda suspect he'd be the most likely to murder a bunch of people.

http://i.imgur.com/7AXfTnl.png

Floppiest Series: CBB 12 (Dustin & Courtney the first pair to die)

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/gxZY7Np.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/24W52sg.png?1

[MB.]

Not Brazil but the next best thing: Vicky Entwistle (I didn't see Shaun's Hunger Games when I made this so let's say this is a universe where Heather Trott didn't get suffocated by a volcano)

http://i.imgur.com/CA7Sjxf.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/9lbPLhQ.png

http://i.imgur.com/urrdYQB.png